Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"Lord Megatron, look at me too! Although I have no brothers, I...I...I have a friend!"

With just a little temptation, the people on earth are rushing to betray their compatriots! Humanity’s bad nature is so delightful!

"Hahahahaha... So humans are really interesting! Do you know what kind of **** you will push your compatriots into? I tell you what I just mentioned is just an appetizer, and what follows is the real torture of hell! From now on! You only get three bonuses and two months of annual leave a year! The most cruel thing is that your salary will only be raised every four months from now on!"

You can actually get a salary increase! The strong sense of happiness instantly penetrated the workers’ last psychological defense!

Tears flowed down unsatisfactorily.

If circumstances didn't allow it, they would even want to call him dad!

Who just said that Lord Megatron was an alien invader! It's just fart!

This is a pure and extremely noble person! Be a true interstellar warrior!

There is no need to say anything more, I must join Megatron immediately!

Optimus Prime, right? I have long disliked you!

You'd better not show up in front of me, or I'll unscrew you and give it to Lord Megatron!

Looking at the crying workers, Megatron had a different understanding, thinking that they were crying for the hellish life in the future, and he felt an unprecedented sense of joy in his heart.

"Hahahaha! Yes! That's it! Be miserable! Cry! Be desperate! People on earth have no future!"

The workers cried more and more happily as Megatron laughed.

The factory owner also cried with them. He was crying because he was anxious!

Three times the salary for overtime work, three bonuses for one year, two months annual leave! Salary increases every four months!

How many villas will he need if all this is done?

"Lord Megatron, you can't do this! If you do this, the factory will lose money!"

Megatron turned to look at the factory owner.

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"This..." The factory owner trembled, but after thinking about his money, he still mustered up the courage to say: "Lord Megatron, I am also thinking about the operation of the factory!"

"Oh? Really? Then what do you want to do?"

The factory owner was ecstatic and then spoke his mind.

"In fact, working hours and wages are very flexible. We can make some changes..."

After listening to the factory owner's words, the workers cast a murderous look at him. If Megatron hadn't been there, the factory owner might have been dead.

However, Megatron was too lazy to listen to the factory owner's nonsense and interrupted him with an impatient expression.

"Okay, stop talking, I'm here for slaves, not livestock!"

The deafening voice cleared away the haze in the hearts of the workers.

The boss stared at Megatron speechless.

After all, social animals are not animals at all!

Not far away, Chen Mo fell into a long silence as he watched everything happening in the factory.

He slowly stretched out his finger and pointed at Megatron to question the system.

"You call this slavery?!"

Chapter 822 Megatron, are you from Earth or from space?

Chen Mo just wants to hit someone now. Is this called slavery? !

Forgive me for asking, if this is called slavery, then what should we call the life of a social animal?

"Well... at least that's what Megatron himself said, isn't it?"

"..." Chen Mo was silent for a while and said: "System, don't you think it's time for you to materialize?"

The system was obviously stunned for a moment, wondering why Chen Mo would bring up the topic of materialization at this time.

"Host, what do you think?"

"I want to **** you!" Chen Mo said concisely.

Express your feelings directly and heartily!

"This...host, is the 'fuck' you always use a verb or a noun?"

"It's a gerund!"

The system fell into silence, and Chen Mo quietly looked at the sand in the distance without speaking.

The atmosphere remained deadlocked for less than a few seconds before the system decisively tore off its fig leaf.

"Host, I'll tell you the truth, I've long been unhappy with those Autobots! One by one, they keep changing their sizes everywhere, and they don't obey the traffic rules! Any evil will be brought to justice!"

Chen Mo's eyes were filled with contempt, as long as you have some B numbers, it doesn't mean you have no B numbers at all!

"Oh? Then what do you think we should do?"

"Overthrow the Autobot tyranny! Cybertron belongs to the Decepticons!"

Chen Mo shook his head.

"Huh? Host, do you always think there is anything wrong with this?"

"Cybertron is too far away from Earth, we should let Megatron live in the present!"

"Then you always want to..."

"I want to apply for a visa for Megatron!"

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Megatron felt very happy when he saw the workers who were enslaved by him. He didn't expect that he would gain so many human resources from this trip to the earth, and these people were all moles, even his own relatives. That kind of thing, one after another rushing to send their family members to him!

He was very much looking forward to how the families of these earthlings would react to the hellish life they would face after knowing that they had been betrayed!

Humans are so interesting!

And just as he was thinking about his next conquest plan, a burst of fire broke through the sky and fell not far from the factory!

boom!

With a loud noise, the ground trembled violently, and then a silver-white giant dozens of meters tall slowly stood up from the ground.

Two bulb-like eyes extend upward from the mouth to the fins on the head. Although it does not have the classic red and white skin, this image is very familiar to everyone.

"That's...Ultraman!"

"It should be correct, but why doesn't Ultraman have a timer on his chest?"

"I won't make it!"

The workers were talking a lot, what is going on today? First came Transformers and then Ultraman! They almost don’t recognize the planet they live on!

Megatron didn't know what Ultraman was, so when he saw a giant whose height was as tall as his own suddenly coming, he suddenly became wary.

"who are you!"

"I am Lipia, the star observer who came to this planet from the Star of Light. Megatron, I know you. You come to Cybertron orbiting the Alpha Centauri star. You are the leader of the Decepticons."

It's unclear whether the real Lipia knows Megatron, but he definitely knows this because he is played by Chen Mo.

"Hmph! You investigated quite clearly, so what? What do you want to do after knowing this?" Megatron sneered.

"Megatron, you invade the Earth without permission as a Cybertronian. This violates the Interstellar Immigration Convention. Now I have the right to deport you!"

Deport me?

You first ask me if I answer the gun in my hand!

Just when the Decepticons were about to attack Chen Mo, the workers rushed out.

"I disagree! Master Megatron just wants to travel to Earth. What crime does he have!!"

"That's right! We firmly oppose the repatriation of Lord Megatron! This is a barbaric atrocity!"

"Lord Megatron is free! He has the right to live on Earth! No one should interfere with his personal freedom!"

? ? ? ? ?

Megatron was confused. Is there something wrong with the minds of these earthlings?

This guy named Lipia is obviously here to help you. It’s fine if you don’t support him, but why do you still want to speak for me, an alien invader!

What a rapist!

The emergence of Megatron is not surprising. After all, there are only a few scum among the billions of people on earth. You would think you are in heaven!

But the problem is that even if there are prostitutes, they shouldn't show up in large groups, right? And he met them all at once!

This is simply impossible from a probability perspective!

On the other side, the factory owner looked at the workers who were defending Megatron, and he was so angry that his back molars almost broke!

Tricky people! A bunch of thugs!

He is the law enforcer of the universe! We are here to maintain peace! The one who presides over justice! You bunch of unruly people are making such a fuss!

I don’t want any freedom for you! You have to be enslaved to be happy, right?

"Lord Lipia, I want to report Megatron! He is not here to travel at all, he is here to enslave humans!"

Hearing what the factory boss said, Megatron felt inexplicably relieved.

It seems that there are still normal people on this planet!

"is that so?"

The factory owner nodded: "Of course...wuwuwu..."

He was halfway through speaking when the worker behind him covered his mouth and dragged him down.

"Lord Lipia, if you don't want to believe this guy's lies, we can all testify to Lord Megatron that he is here for tourism!"

"Yes! We can all testify!"

"Is that so?" Chen Mo ignored the factory owner who was dragged away and nodded: "Since there are so many people willing to testify, it must be right!"

"Woo! Woo! Woo!..."

The factory owner's eyes were red and he was struggling desperately! But there were too many workers holding him down, and no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't tell any useful information.

Chen Mo looked up at Megatron again.

"Since you are just here for tourism, there is no need to repatriate, but this does not mean that you have obtained the permanent right to live on this planet! Tell me Megatron, are you an earthling? Or a cosmic person?"

Megatron was sarcastic in his heart. Just when he was about to answer that people on earth are earthlings and people in the universe are cosmic people, the workers spoke.

"He is our relative!"

Chen Mo nodded: "I see, have you been naturalized? Well, Megatron, this is your Earth visa. From now on, you will be an honorary Earthling!"

Chen Mo waved his arm and put an earth cursor on Megatron's chest, then raised his arms forward and flew into the sky.

Looking at the Earth Visa on his chest, Megatron was confused.

Is it his imagination? He always felt that everything was developing in his favor after arriving on this planet.

It seems even the alien law enforcers are on his side now!

Chapter 823: Want some rabbit blood?

If Chen Mo was still here, he would definitely respond kindly to Megatron. Be bold and remove the image! I'm on your side!

It's a pity that Megatron couldn't hear these words.

After Chen Mo left, the workers fell into ecstasy. Even Ultraman recognized the identity of Boss Megatron. No one can stop Boss Megatron from enslaving them in the future!

no! Such a good thing cannot be enjoyed by me alone!

I have to quickly notify my relatives and friends at home so that they can also enjoy such benefits! If it were later to wait until Boss Megatron's slaves were full, they would have no chance of being enslaved!

Thinking of this, everyone became anxious. They wanted to call their families immediately and ask them to bring all their relatives and friends to be enslaved by Megatron together!

However, the workers were anxious, and there was someone in the factory who was even more anxious than them!

After Chen Mo left, the factory owner's struggle became more intense than ever. Even if several workers came together, they could hardly suppress it.

The workers looked at each other and asked, "Are we still going to hold him down?"