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Future Buddha's face was full of smiles at this time. The above words were all nonsense. If this Daqianlu was really a Buddhist classic, then Buddha would probably slap the person who wrote this book to death!

This is a book on how to gain power by sacrificing yourself to the evil god. Simply put, it is a self-mutilation technique. As long as you continue to harm yourself, you can obtain the power given by the evil god, and the more you harm yourself, the stronger the power you will gain!

And when you self-mutilate to a certain level, you may trigger the step-up option, making your body and consciousness closer to the evil god.

As for how to make Chu Hang willingly practice such a weird technique, hehe, this is too simple!

Now that Chu Hang has become his disciple, there is always a way to make him believe that this technique is really a Buddhist classic!

Isn't there a story about Buddha feeding a tiger with his body? Buddha could even endure the pain of being devoured, so why can't you? The ocean of suffering is boundless, and only through it can we achieve nirvana!

The physical body is just a shell after all! If you can't bear even this little pain, how can you achieve righteousness?

He believed that with his words, he could always find a way to get Chu Hang to practice Da Qian Lu. At that time, he would be able to see Chu Hang enduring the torture of Da Qian Lu while worshiping the Buddha devoutly!

Hey, that’s so fun!

Future Buddha snickered in his heart and opened the immortal cultivation technique that Chu Hang handed over. He was stunned when he saw the content recorded on the technique.

As a professional liar, he knows that the easiest thing to deceive people is not the lie that contains no truth at all, but the kind of lie mixed with truth, truth mixed with falsehood, which makes people unable to distinguish right from wrong. if.

Therefore, a clever liar must understand all kinds of professional knowledge. For example, if he pretends to be Buddha and deceives people like he does now, if he doesn't know any knowledge about Buddhism, how can he expose his secrets without even talking to the believers when he meets them?

In addition to Buddha, he has also assumed many other identities, Taoist priest is one of them, so he has read many Taoist classics.

Chu Hang's secret book was a heavenly book to him, but it was nothing to Future Buddha, a professional liar.

He understood everything in this secret book of cultivating immortals, so he was even more confused because the cultivation methods recorded in it completely went against the knowledge he had mastered so far!

What about Qi refining, foundation building, elixir formation, Nascent Soul? Is there such a detailed division of realms in cultivation?

The cultivation systems of Buddhism, Taoism, military strategists, Legalists, mountain ghosts, evil spirits, different sects and different exercises cannot be said to be exactly the same, they can only be said to be completely unrelated!

The ability to master and the method of judging the depth of cultivation are also completely different, which can be summarized by a set of realms.

Let's take him as an example. He is in the worst situation. After practicing for so many years, he has never refined anything like a golden elixir, and Yuanying is even less likely!

However, this book indicates from the very beginning that ascetics will inevitably go through these stages. This is too false!

This kind of thing is used to deceive ordinary people who know nothing about practicing. Who among the serious practitioners knows how to practice!

What is this kid's intention in setting up such a fake secret book for himself?

Um? etc! Fake secrets! cheat!

Future Buddha glanced at Chu Hang repeatedly, and a strange look flashed in his eyes. He must have met someone of the same kind.

After thinking for a while, Mirai Buddha decided to give him a try first!

"Ahem... It's my wish. After reading this book of exercises, I can say that the content in it is profound and profound, and I have been deeply touched by it. However, I am very curious about where you got such an exquisite exercise. Woolen cloth?"

Have you started checking your identity?

Chu Hang clasped his hands and replied: "Buddha, this technique was given to this disciple by his master."

"Oh, then who is your master?"

"Jixuan Taoist!"

Chu Hang did not hesitate to betray his missing teacher without any guilt in his heart. After all, the master is the one who supports his disciples!

The Future Buddha narrowed his eyes when he heard this title, because there is also a Jixuan Taoist in his world, but this Jixuan Taoist has already been mailed, how could he crawl out from the underworld to accept disciples!

"Oh, it turns out he is Taoist Ji Xuan. No wonder, he is also a man of great wisdom. Since you studied under Ji Xuan, you must be very proficient in this set of exercises. I wonder what you have learned now. Realm?"

"this…"

Chu Hang's voice was stuck. The "Basic Cultivation Theory and Human Body Energy Storage Guidance" he practiced was completely different from this set of immortality cultivation techniques! He can answer this question!

After thinking for a while, Chu Hang said with a paralyzed face: "Buddha, my disciple is stupid. Although I have been studying this technique for some time, I have not been able to understand its secrets for a long time. I have just started to learn it now."

"Are you just getting started?"

Future Buddha smiled, you really think I am a fool! The energy fluctuations in your body are completely different from what is recorded in this exercise book! Do you dare to say that you are a beginner?

What a shame! He even lied to his own people! How unkind!

"Master, I understand. Please, I have become your teacher and I will help you to understand it. Since you cannot understand the secret of this technique, let me teach it to you."

Chu Hang was stunned, is there such a good thing?

"Master, are you serious?"

"Of course it's true, but it's your first time encountering the secrets of this technique. In order to prevent accidents, you should practice this technique in front of your master. What do you think?"

How about it, can you still pretend?

"Of course there is no problem! Disciple thanked Buddha!"

Um? !

Future Buddha was stunned again, so cruel! In order to deceive me, you even dare to practice this kind of exercise! Is this person the boss?

Chapter 857: The poor monk wants to build you into a Buddha statue

Chu Hang wanted to start practicing immediately, but when he looked at the tourists around him, he paused. Everything about this future Buddha's behavior revealed something was wrong. If he practices now, what should these tourists do? Leave it alone? If something happened, he wouldn't even have a chance to help, so he had to find a way to get Future Buddha to let them go.

Thinking of this, Chu Hang clasped his hands and said, "Buddha, although this disciple also wants to hear your teaching immediately, I have one more thing to do before that."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

Chu Hang turned around and pointed at the tourists around him and said: "Buddha and these tourists are irrelevant people. It is really impossible for my disciples to practice quietly without them. I ask the Buddha to send them away so that disciples can practice with peace of mind."

The tourists were not stupid. Seeing the impatient look on the Future Buddha's face just now, they realized that something was wrong with the Future Buddha in front of them. After hearing Chu Hang's words, they immediately understood that the other party wanted to send them away, but there were also a few The passengers who didn't react had a grimace on their faces and wanted to say something. Fortunately, the others had quick eyesight and hands and caught them in time, so no accident occurred.

Future Buddha had completely replaced Chu Hang with his own identity at this time, so he naturally understood it from another angle when he heard this.

What does this boss want to do by pushing others away? Could it be that he wants to have a showdown with himself?

After thinking for a while, Future Buddha nodded: "Of course."

As he spoke, he turned to look at the passengers and said, "Amitabha, as the saying goes, the Dharma cannot be taught to the six ears, can you please leave this place temporarily so that I can teach the Dharma to my disciples?"

Hearing this, the driver nodded wildly: "Of course, no problem! Buddha, you are busy with your business, we won't disturb you, let's go first!"

After speaking, the driver winked at the other tourists and asked them to pull those who had not yet reacted and leave the Main Hall.

After everyone left, Future Buddha looked at Chu Hang and opened his mouth to say something, but before he could say anything, Chu Hang knelt down.

"Please give me the Buddha's Dharma!"

Do you still have to act under any circumstances?

Future Buddha was stunned for a moment, then nodded and told Chu Hang the method of cultivating immortals.

He wanted to see what Chu Hang wanted to do.

After receiving the cultivation method taught by the future Buddha, Chu Hang sat cross-legged and started practicing without saying a word.

The environment here is clean and there is a future Buddha to protect the Dharma. There are better places to practice than here. Besides, he has no right to refuse.

Seeing Chu Hang really starting to meditate, the Future Buddha's eyes were stunned. Can this thing really be practiced?

Future Buddha's eyes flashed with a faint light and he looked Chu Hang up and down. Through his special magical power, his sight directly penetrated Chu Hang's clothes and saw his naked body. He could see both the strong muscles and the pores on the body. It was clear that as his magical power continued to strengthen, the future Buddha penetrated Chu Hang's body and saw his tendons like the Byakugan in Naruto.

He carefully figured out the meridians in Chu Hang's body, which were like a circuit diagram, and wanted to study his physical condition. However, at this moment, the magnificent Grand Palace suddenly went dark! All the oil lamps went out in an instant!

Seeing this situation, Future Buddha immediately became vigilant!

"Who! How dare you break into the pure place of Buddhism!"

"Haha, Buddhism, can a temple made of meat blocks like this be considered Buddhism? It would be too strange if such a Buddhism really existed."

As these words fell, the bone girl walked out of the shadows, and the shells of various Buddha statues in the temple began to peel off piece by piece, revealing pink flesh buds. These statues were not filled with clay sculptures but with pieces of meat!

Looking at the figure of the bone girl, Future Buddha narrowed his eyes. He was not angry at all about the bone girl's accusation, because he was not a monk in the first place and this temple was not his home, but he snatched it from a group of monks!

The future Buddha chuckled and clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, what the donor said is wrong. Everyone in the world is made of flesh and blood. The body is the beginning of life. The birth of any life must start with the possession of a body. The same is true for Buddha. How can a Buddha be considered alive if he does not have a real physical body?"

"Living Buddha?"

The bone girl's pupils shrank!

She originally thought that this temple became like this because the future Buddha practiced some evil method, but now it seems that this person's purpose is not as simple as practicing evil methods at all, he wants to create a Buddha! A living Buddha!

"Are you crazy!"

"Haha, female donor, it seems that you still don't understand the true meaning of my Buddha. All living beings are suffering. People pray to God and worship Buddha for liberation. The only way to escape from suffering is to become a Buddha! All the poor monk did was help them. A handful, look!

The shadow behind Future Buddha waved his hand and was illuminated by light, and a Buddha statue appeared in the sight of the bone girl. It was not so much a Buddha statue as a Buddha-shaped meat mountain! Moreover, you can even see a few bald heads on the surface of the Buddha statue. It seems that they are probably monks from this temple!

"Now they are all part of the Buddha. This is the so-called salvation of all sentient beings!"

"Donor, the same goes for you. As long as you have a Buddha in your heart, you can become a Buddha! Let the poor monk help you escape from the sea of ​​suffering!"

"what you up to?"

The future Buddha clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the poor female donor wants to build you into the Buddha statue!"

"Yes, did you hear that, miss, that's what he said."

Miss? Is there anyone else here?

Future Buddha looked around and then activated his clairvoyance, but there was no gain.

"Female donor, are you scared to death? Apart from the three of us, there are others..."

In the middle of Future Buddha's words, a strange music sounded, and then a red shadow flashed quickly in the void and ran towards here!

Through the clairvoyance of the future Buddha, he saw clearly that the red shadow was a bright red sedan chair!

In just the blink of an eye, the sedan swayed in front of him, and then an old man and a handsome adult man appeared in front of him, and between the two people, a man wearing a kimono looked very good. A three or four year old girl with long black hair and straight hair was looking at him with an indifferent expression.

"A sad shadow lost in darkness, a soul that hurts others, framed others, and is addicted to sin." The girl tilted her head slightly and continued: "A cup of new rice dew (do you want to die once)?"

"Um...Miss."

Lunandao, who was following behind Yan Moai, gently pulled Yan Moai's sleeves. Yan Moai frowned slightly and then quickly came back to his senses.

yes! She is no longer a **** girl! Why are you saying this line?

"Ahem..." Yan Moai coughed twice in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, it's an occupational disease."

Chapter 858: Boss Jiutong, stop fooling around

Future Buddha was very confused at this time. The way this girl appeared was very stylish, but what she said was very neurotic. Who was she?

Xiao Ai coughed twice to cover up her embarrassment and quickly changed her words: "Sir, what you have done has violated the cultivator management regulations. The first rule is that you are not allowed to use spells in front of Muggles, and the second rule is that you are not allowed to use spells in front of Muggles. Spreading religious beliefs in public places, third... In addition, I have investigated and found that the temple you opened has not been officially registered and is an illegal building, so..."

"Stop!"

Future Buddha hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt Xiao Ai's words, what a mess this is! When we, the cultivators, travel between heaven and earth, we have so many rules and regulations! And what the heck are those cultivator management regulations? He has never heard of them!

The use of magic is not allowed, and the spread of beliefs is not allowed. Even the construction industry must be regulated. This Daleipu Temple is also a century-old temple. You say it is against the rules?

You have such great official authority!

"This female donor, what do you really want to express by saying so much?"

"That means you broke the law, you know?"

"Really, then what do you want to do?"

"You will be given leniency if you confess, and stricter if you resist. Depending on your situation, your personal property will be confiscated and your political rights will be deprived of life! This temple will definitely be confiscated, and the sentence should be around four to five hundred years. Of course, if you are in prison Good behavior can also lead to a reduced sentence.”

Future Buddha laughed after hearing this. He was angry.

Although this temple was occupied by him, and all the monks in the temple were built into the Buddha statues by him, this was something he robbed based on his ability. Why should this girl confiscate it?

Moreover, the confiscation of property is not complete, and he must be imprisoned!

Is there any heavenly principle? Is there any law?

"Amitabha, this female benefactor, are your words a bit unreasonable? The poor monk has been running this temple for hundreds of years. He always accumulates virtues, performs good deeds, and is willing to give charity. Everyone who comes to the temple to worship Buddha will remember how good the poor monk is! If you don’t believe me, ask them!”

Future Buddha pointed at the physical Buddha behind him.

With a burst of squirming, faces emerged one after another and praised in unison: "Yes, Master Abbot is a good man. If it weren't for him, I would still be sinking in the sea of ​​misery. He is a great man! You can't arrest him!"

"That's right! The abbot helped me become a Buddha. He is a truly enlightened monk. You are slandering him!"

The Future Buddha nodded with satisfaction and clasped his hands together and continued: "Amitabha, you have seen the female donor, right? The people's eyes are sharp. It would be ridiculous to try to convict a poor monk just by your nonsense!" "

You call these things the eyes of the masses?

Xiao Ai looked at the thing that could make people lose all their Sans and didn't know what to say for a moment. Is your mental state normal? Can this thing be called a crowd?

She didn't intend to listen to Future Buddha's quibbles anymore and went straight to the point: "So you are planning to resist?"