Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"What the female donor said is wrong. What the poor monk did can't be called resistance. The poor monk was defending his own rights and upholding fairness and justice!"

What else can you say? Come on!

Future Buddha, who has rich combat experience, felt the change in the atmosphere and immediately decided to strike first.

I saw the physical Buddha behind him clasping his hands together and immediately transformed into a Thousand-Handed Buddha, splitting into countless hands and rushing towards Yama Ai. These palms were either making fists, holding spells, or making Buddha seals. , all strange and different.

Facing the physical Buddha's attack, Yama Ai's expression did not change at all. He just raised his two small hands and patted them lightly and then...

Bang! ! !

With an explosion, the physical Buddha exploded on the spot! Pieces of meat with a fishy smell hit Future Buddha's confused face directly!

What is going on? Is he hallucinating? The physical Buddha actually exploded!

Although the creation of the Buddha is half true and half false, this physical Buddha is indeed the strongest trump card of this temple.

After hundreds of years and several generations of worship, the flesh and blood absorbed by the physical Buddha had already reached a threshold, and even he could not confront this Buddha statue head-on.

In the beginning, he was able to defeat the monks in this temple only through small tricks, and all the masters in the temple were tricked to death by him.

If they were to fight head-on, even if there were nine or ten of them, he might not be able to deal with this physical Buddha!

And the young-looking girl in front of him actually destroyed the Buddha statue with just a clap of her hands!

He has been deceiving people for so many years, but today for the first time, he felt that he was deceived by an illusion, because if the scene just now was not an illusion but reality, then this girl's cultivation level would probably be infinitely higher! It’s not an exaggeration to say that he has become an immortal!

How could he believe such a thing!

However, this is really a fact. Today is different from the past. The former Yama Ai did not have this kind of strength. After all, Xiao Ai cannot even compare to the bull-headed horse-faced, black and white impermanence in hell!

Don't look at the hard work of Bullhead, Horseface, Black and White, and Wuchang, but they are famous as one of the top ten handsome men! And what about Xiao Ai?

Not even the middle level of hell! At most he can be regarded as a high-level migrant worker. How strong can such a position be?

If she had been allowed to deal with the Buddha in the form of a Hell Girl, it would have been for nothing, and there might have been a tragic plot like the Forbidden Tentacles, but it was different now.

Now Xiao Ai has jumped from **** to Chen Mo and becomes the proprietress of the Soul Pawn Shop. If you think about Chen Mo's situation, you can probably understand the level of the **** shop he opens.

With the bonus of Soul Pawn Shop, she can defeat ten opponents who are as good as the Buddha in the flesh!

"Fake! It's all fake! You can't lie to me!"

Future Buddha roared and stretched out his hand to pat Yama Ai. In response, Xiao Ai only slowly stretched out his little hand and patted her.

A chill swept through the body, and the Future Buddha's body trembled, and then a figure quickly came out of the body. Less than a second after the figure came out, the Future Buddha's body exploded on the spot just like the physical Buddha just now!

The figure that emerged from the body of the Future Buddha was wearing a long robe and had a square face with no facial features, only two round cakes.

What's going on? Why did this guy's face change?

Looking at the square-faced little Ai who jumped out of Future Buddha's body, she was stunned for a moment and then shook her head. No matter what, I don't care what his situation is, just give him a slap first!

Seeing Xiao Ai raise her palm again, Erbian knelt down to Xiao Ai without saying a word.

"Boss Jiutong, stop playing tricks! If you keep playing like this, I will be fooled to death by you!"

Chapter 859 Haha! I’m done!

Xiao Ai was stunned when she heard Er Bing's words. Who is Jiutong? Is there anyone else here? She glanced left and right and found Erbing motionless staring in her direction and couldn't help but point her hand at herself.

"Did you just call me?"

"Of course, who else could it be if I weren't you? I'm telling you, Boss Jiutong, you're not kind. You agreed at first that you were just going to let me act in a play with you, but now you're killing your brother in the middle of the play. !”

Erbing's words were very true and full of emotion. They couldn't be said to be completely consistent with those subordinates who complained to their superiors, but could only say exactly the same thing. This made Lun Ruidao and the others confused.

This person's tone didn't sound like he was being fake, but after all the years they had been with the eldest lady, they had never heard her say that she knew such an inexplicable person.

The bone girl approached Yan Moai and whispered: "Miss, do you really know this person?"

“…”

Yan Moai glanced at Bone Girl speechlessly, we have known each other for so many years, don't you still know what kind of person I am?

I am a social beast in hell! Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, every day, I am either at work or on the way to work. How can I have time to get to know such a square face!

"You are thinking too much. I have never seen this person before, let alone who the Jiutong he talks about is."

After hearing this, Erluo immediately made a voice of grief.

"Boss Jiutong, how can you say such a thing? I was dragged into the organization by you in the first place! Are you turning your back on me now?"

"Don't talk nonsense. When did I recruit you into the organization? I don't even know what the organization you are talking about is."

"What! You actually forgot about the organization!" Erbing was startled and then patted his thigh hard: "How could this happen! I shouldn't have agreed to accompany you to play this trick in the first place."

"What's the meaning?"

"Boss Jiutong, do you really not remember anything at all? Our organization was established by you!"

"ha?"

Xiao Ai was confused, what is this? The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes!

"Oh, you have indeed forgotten." Erbian sighed longly and said: "Boss Jiutong, your biggest hobby in life is playing! And you love to play in everything. You have been a county magistrate, pretending to be You've been a monk, you've been a tramp, and you've even competed with others for the throne! You've played all the tricks in this world, and in the end you got tired of playing, so you found a group of people to play with you. , that’s when our organization was founded.”

"Not long after the organization was established, one day you suddenly told us that you were tired of playing with the previous things and wanted to play something new. We asked you what you wanted to play, and you said you wanted to play with yourself!"

"Are you kidding yourself?"

"That's right!" Erbing nodded: "You sealed your memory, and then fabricated a false identity so that we could pretend we never knew you and play with you, but now I'm going to be played to death by you. Oh! Boss Jiutong, please show mercy and let me go, I really can’t play anymore!"

Seeing Erbing's eyes full of snot and tears, Xiao Ai was completely confused. What on earth is going on?

Is she really a nine-cylinder? But this is simply impossible!

He was killed during the Azuchi Momoyama period, which was the Warring States period in Japan, at least hundreds of years ago! During this time she has been working as a **** girl!

How could it be possible to set up some kind of organization! What kind of nine tubes have you been fooled into?

"You said I am your boss, then tell me when I established this organization."

Xiao Ai questioned. She did not tell Er Bing the time of her death. It was definitely impossible to establish any organization during the period when she became a **** girl. Unless Er Bing could tell a time before the Tomoyama era, otherwise He must be lying!

Erbing was obviously aware of this. He knew nothing about Xiao Ai's life history and would definitely reveal flaws if he answered casually, so he avoided the topic just now.

"Boss Jiutong, I've said so much, but you still don't want to believe me! Is there really not even a little bit of trust between us?"

"No." Xiao Ai replied.

“…”

Erbing was silent for a while and then sighed: "People's hearts are old, and even the most basic trust between people is gone. Forget it, Boss Jiutong, I know you don't trust me, but it doesn't matter because I am There are witnesses around as well.”

"Witness? Who is it?"

Erbing immediately reached out and pointed at Chu Hang, who was practicing cross-legged.

"Of course it's him! Boss Jiutong, to tell you the truth, this man is also a member of the organization, and he was also your right-hand man! A senior cadre in the organization!"

Xiao Ai turned to look at Chu Hang and was stunned. Was this person her right-hand man? impossible! This person's strength seems to be inferior to that of Erbing!

"You're not kidding me, are you?"

"Of course not!" Erbing put his hands to his mouth and shouted at Chu Hang: "Boss Yaoji, please stop pretending! Boss Jiutong is back!"

Erbing shouted and laughed secretly in his heart. This person in front of him was the real boss of Zuowangdao! Let him testify and he will not fool you to death!

It is indeed a bit troublesome for him to take down Yama Ai by himself, but now there are two members of the Zaowang Dao here. With their ability, it is not easy for them to win over a young girl who is not experienced in the world with one singing and one singing. ! After today, Jiutong will return to its original position!

Erbian originally thought so, but he called Chu Hang for a long time without giving any response. Feeling the strong doubt in Xiao Ai's eyes, he panicked!

What's going on with this boss! That skill does not block one's own perception when practicing. There is no way he wouldn't know that there was such a big commotion outside!

"This...Boss Yaoji was practicing his skills just now. Maybe he didn't hear my voice. I'll go over and call him."

With that said, Erbing walked up to Chu Hang and pushed him over.

"Haha, Yaoji boss, you always like to joke. Even the Jiutong boss is here, and you don't even say hello."

Just when Erbian's hand was about to put on Chu Hang's shoulder, Chu Hang suddenly stood up!

"That's it! I understand!"

"Microscopic particles have a total of 11 dimensions. Under high-dimensional observation, each microscopic particle is equivalent to a microscopic universe! Every grain of sand and every drop of water contains countless universes! This is the so-called one flower, one world! Human beings are It is composed of countless microscopic particles, so I am the universe! The universe is me! Hahahahahaha! I have become it!"

? ? ?

etc! What have you become? Isn't it a Buddhist saying that "one flower, one world"? What I translated for you is obviously a Taoist method. How could you understand the secret of Buddhism from it?

Erbing was stunned for a while and didn't react until Chu Hang left his side and sat down again.

This guy is playing me!

He is not practicing at all!

Chapter 860: I made your favorite nine-turn large intestine

"Boss Yaoji, this is boring. We are all brothers. Why are you so defensive about me?"

Er Biscuit laughed and turned to look at Yan Moai: "Boss Jiutong, don't get me wrong. Boss Yaoji likes to joke. I have seen the exercises he practices. They are Taoist exercises, but One flower, one world is a Buddhist idea, how could he understand Buddhist things from Taoist exercises? He is joking with us, I'll call him."

As he spoke, Erbian walked towards Chu Hang again, but this time Chu Hang didn't even give him a chance to make contact. Every time Erbian took a step forward, Chu Hang took a step back, always keeping a safe distance from him.

That would be like using a loudspeaker to broadcast the whole picture and I have nothing to do with this person.

Erbing clenched his fists and veins popped up on his forehead.

Fuck you, you don’t even act anymore, do you? You haven’t entered samadhi at all! It's targeting me!

Erbing's guess was right. Of course Chu Hang had not entered samadhi. How could he possibly enter samadhi with a master with evil intentions like him watching from the side!

You must not have any intention of harming others, and you must not have any intention of guarding against others. If Erluo had any thoughts about him, wouldn't he be seeking his own death if he entered samadhi here?

He heard everything that just happened. The master he just recognized was obviously in trouble. If the current situation was that Erbing was dominant, he might have woken up and cared about Erbing's physical condition. After all, he was a respectable teacher. His disciple is not, but now it is obvious that his master is in danger. What will he do when he wakes up in this situation? Are you being eradicated together with Erbian? Then he is too unjust!

Although he is a good student who respects his teachers, it depends on the person he is with. Erbing is obviously not worth risking his own life to save.

For the sake of my disciple’s future, Master, I’d better give you a hard time. Please don’t worry, I will burn paper for you every Qingming Festival!

If Erbing knew what Chu Hang was thinking, he would definitely curse him.

It's a pity that he didn't learn how to deal with his heartache, otherwise his anger bar would be a little higher, but it doesn't matter, he has his own way of dealing with such rebellious disciples.

Erbing took a long breath and tried to calm down, then sneered.

"Humph! I knew you were not a sincere convert, so I put on a play like this to test you out, and the result was just as I expected! Shunyi, you really let me down! Open your eyes and see why What does a teacher look like!"

Nani! Could it be that he was tricked?

Chu Hang's brain was running wildly, and this situation was obviously beyond his expectation.

Erbing knew that Chu Hang must not be given any room to think at this time. People only make mistakes when they are emotionally nervous. This trick would be useless if they waited for Chu Hang to calm down!

"You actually dare to pretend to be deaf and mute with my master! You rebel against my disciple and my master, I will beat you to death!"

After saying that, Erbian waved his hand and made a whirring sound in Chu Hang's ear.

Chu Hang was startled when he felt the wind pressure, turned around and jumped up.

"Master, this is all a misunderstanding!"

Halfway through the words, Chu Hang saw Er Bing's weird face and Yan Mo Ai standing beside them, and he understood everything immediately.

He was deceived again!

"Good disciple, there is nothing to misunderstand. Don't you care about me very much?" Erbing rubbed his hands and said with a smile.

Chu Hang's eyes twitched and he was speechless. When it came to deceiving people, the other party was superior.

Then it was Er Biang’s time to perform. Although his initial mistakes laid a lot of ground for him, Er Biang was still able to gild the lily, add gold to the poisonous snake, speak eloquently, and have unparalleled defense skills. Xiao Ai was fooled into being stunned.

On the other side of the Soul Pawn Shop, Chen Mo quietly looked at the big screen, which showed the situation of Yan Mo Ai and the others. Chen Mo was quite speechless when he saw Xiao Ai being fooled by Zuo Wangdao and unable to find her.

This Zuowangdao has revealed his secret, how could you still be fooled by him!

Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh.

"Host, you can't blame Xiao Ai. She's just too simple. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been deceived by **** into working as a coolie for hundreds of years. It's too dangerous for such an easy-to-deceive child to stay outside alone. , host, you should always take more care of her, and you must send more to her when you have time at night, ah, no, just transfer social experience!"

When Chen Mo heard what the system said, he fisted his fist. What you said best is social experience!

Chen Mo shook his head and stood up slowly. Forget it, he should go there himself before Xiao Ai is fooled!

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"Boss Jiutong, you don't know. When you led us to kill everyone, you killed so many people. The reputation of you from various sects is as loud as thunder!"