How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing and looked at Hong Li: "If I really have you, I'll do it..."

"Hehe."

Hongli smiled and said, "You taught me that!"

"ha……"

Seeing the girl's smiling face and the concern in her eyes, Hei Yang chuckled softly, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth a few times, and suddenly buried his head into Hong Li's arms, whimpering.

"They, they didn't, never hugged me like that...hehehe...

Not once, not once, oh, I don’t remember it!

Every time, every time, it’s the same when I go back, with a sullen face, saying you must do it again... again! Nu! force! "

Hei Yang's voice was slightly distorted, and he was panting heavily. He felt someone holding him tightly, and his breathing became slightly calmer, but his voice was still a little whimpering.

"Just, just, Xiaoli..."

"Well, you are here."

"Um……"

Hei Yang nodded slightly and kept talking in his heart.

"Just, although I think it's not good to think like this, I just can't help it...

Seeing them so happy makes me so sad!

Well, yes, I’m so sour...

Why, I didn’t do well in the past, why can’t they treat me like that, why...huhuhu..."

"You're stupid, aren't you?"

Hong Li sighed: "Isn't our family happy? Our parents treat us badly. Why are we jealous of others? What's so sour!"

"Hoo, ho...

Yep……"

With tears in his eyes, Hei Yang seemed to see the figures of Qing Yiyi and Hei Muguang, and saw them smiling at him.

"Yes, I have, mom and dad, they love me..."

Hei Yang gasped, his body gradually relaxed, and his tight muscles slowly loosened: "And Xiaoli, I still have you here, you are always here, right?"

"Yes, yes!"

Hong Li chanted a long tune, her face flushed, and she smiled: "I will always be here."

"It's so kind of you."

"That's not the case!"

"..."

"..."

Hei Yang's breath gradually stabilized, Hong Li patted her back gently, and Po Meng beside her said quietly while filling the soup.

"Grandma, I told you, you will be sad after seeing it."

After a pause, Po Meng turned around and asked, "With half a bowl of soup, I only forget my past life but not this life. Do you want to drink it?"

"No, no need to drink."

Before Hei Yang could speak, Hong Li refused directly.

"My Hei Yang is not that fragile, there is no need to use that method!"

After a pause, Hong Li showed a somewhat naive smile.

"Hehe, let me tell you, I have to let my sister hold me and cry for a while before I can let go completely. If I let you show off again, will your secret be exposed? Well, are you asleep?"

Hong Li was startled, laughed and shook her head, helped Hei Yang to bed and covered her with a quilt.

Lying down next to the other person and gently pillowing his arm, Hongli waved her hand and whispered: "Grandma, we really fell asleep this time, don't hit your head again!"

"uh-huh."

The corners of Po Meng's lips raised slightly: "Sweet dream."

"Um!"

"..."

"..."

The breathing sounds of the boys and girls gradually became even and steady, and slowly, smiles appeared on their faces, probably because they really had a good dream.

On the Naihe Bridge, there were countless dead people. Bowls of soup were handed out. Po Meng stared at them with sharp eyes. She nodded with satisfaction until the other party drank them all.

She is always responsible and rarely makes mistakes.

but……

Po Meng smiled: "Occasionally, there are good mistakes."

"..."

Mrs. Meng thumped her waist, suddenly looked around furtively, lowered her head, and carefully took a sip of soup under the cover of her sleeves.

"Uh, hoo, tui!"

After taking a sip, Po Meng spit out the soup. Po Meng pretended to be nonchalant and continued to serve the soup, showing some guilt.

A few minutes later, when she found that the furious Prince Yama had not come over with something to do, Mrs. Meng let out a long sigh of relief: "Hey, it's obviously sweet, but these two little guys know how to lie!"

(Spitted Soup: So love disappears right?)

………

"Speaking of Yiyi, what gifts did Xiaoyang bring you when he came back from Five Elements City?"

"Hum, don't mention it. Let alone a row of big watermelons. We also sell them here. There are also two sacks of walnuts. I picked them from my sister-in-law's walnut tree.

Oh, there are a few little things, nothing much to say.

Just a gold necklace is a bit sincere, but in the end, what he said can bring out my noble lady's temperament. Really, I always feel like he is calling me old! "

"Hey, Xiaoyang is really careful. Look at my Xiaoli, that's just perfunctory!

Oh, a bunch of pigeons said they were for me, a few bottles of wine said they were for her dad, and some other miscellaneous things...

I even doubted it, no, I'm sure that there was a pile of leftovers that she used and ended up using them as gifts. Hey, do you think whose daughter is so in need of cleaning up? "

"Um……"

"Well……"

"Admit it, do you miss the child?"

"Aren't you the same? You had a cold face when you chased someone away, but how long has it been since you missed them again?"

"Where did you say they stayed? In a pub? Or in someone else's house? Is it safe?"

"It's harmful. The child will fly away. It's so powerful that I won't worry about it."

"That's right...the two little meat balls rolled around a few times, blinked their eyes, and ran up to the sky in a blink of an eye. How can I put it, they were very happy and reluctant to let go.

I always feel like it’s time to let go, but I don’t want to let go, so I have to force myself..."

"Harmful, who wouldn't be?"

"You said, do we really let our children wander outside all the time?"

"Ah, this...that...just three or two days will be enough..."

"Can you get enough exercise in three or two days?"

"It only takes a moment for a child to grow up. Any longer and it will become torture for us..."

"makes sense……"

Chapter Shocked, the legendary Liu Yiyi!

"Da da da."

The teacher held a pointer and knocked on the podium table rhythmically, trying to dispel the sleepiness caused by the bright sunshine at noon in summer.

In the classroom, three or four of the nearly thirty seats were empty, and the rest were occupied by a group of children with childish faces.

Even the classmates who always like to chatter in class are too lazy to speak at this time.

Five minutes left...

four minutes...

three minutes……

The pretty little Loli was lying on the table with her eyes blank, her face seemed to have melted, and she collapsed into a small ball...

I keep counting down to the end of get out of class in my heart. Why does this second last so long?

My breathing rhythm was unconsciously distracted by the countdown in my mind. I held my breath for a long time before I remembered that people can breathe...

"clatter!"

The sound of the pointer's hammering stopped suddenly, making the quiet room seem even more dead. Only coughing and wheezing could be heard from time to time, making the room even more stuffy.

three minutes……

three minutes……

Why is it still three minutes...

"cough!"

The old gentleman on the podium suddenly coughed and tried to attract the attention of the students.

"It has been getting hotter and hotter these days, and you may have already heard about the school holidays.

The specific situation is the same as in previous years, so I won’t say more, other than that..."

The old teaching gentleman picked up a stack of paper from the podium and squinted his eyes.

"The results of the quiz before the holiday have also come out, and I also have a general understanding of everyone's learning situation during this period..."

After a pause, the old gentleman took out a few pieces of paper, put the other papers down, and cleared his throat, still frowning.

"Of course, this is just a test, not an imperial examination, and it cannot reflect everything. The rating cannot represent all of your abilities.

After the test papers are distributed, except for a few cases where I need to find parents alone to understand the situation, I can just reflect on it more. "

"call……"

Suddenly, many students in the classroom breathed a sigh of relief, showing expressions of surviving the disaster.

There are also some students who look like educated people with unchanged expressions. To them, it is just a small scene.

Of course, there were some students who, although the teacher did not name them, knew who the "very few" the teacher was talking about were, and their faces suddenly became ashen and heartbroken.

But this has nothing to do with little Loli, she just wants to get out of school.

Two minutes...

Two minutes...

Victory is at hand...

"I'll announce the results now and hand you the test papers after school.

Well, I won’t study the students in Class C and Class D. I’ll just announce some of the students with higher grades. "

It is estimated that only about ten people will be read, so it probably won’t waste too much time...

The little Loli thought silently.

"Best class, Luo Xiao, Bai Fu, Ji Xiaoju...

Class A, Luo Zhien, Huang Qiong..."

As the old gentleman slowly called the names, there was only one test paper left in his hand.