How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Finally, special class, classmate Hongli, congratulations!"

"ah……"

Little Loli felt many eyes on her, she sat up helplessly and thanked the teacher in a polite manner: "You taught me well."

"Your beauty ranks second among the students I have taught!"

The old gentleman showed a pleased expression and said seriously: "The oldest classmate in the class is fifteen years old, and you are only nine years old. It only took one year to learn to this level.

To be honest, if you still want to continue taking the imperial examination, I can recommend a few classics for your reference and study.

Of course, you can also choose to take the path of martial arts. In this case, you will be officially a martial artist and you will not have to take classes again.

Of course, I think with your natural appearance, it might be better if you take the imperial examination..."

"Not leaving."

Hongli's voice came slowly: "I won't take the imperial examination."

It's time for get out of class to end. Sir, please stop nagging me!

Hongli wailed in her heart.

"Is this so...also..."

The old teaching gentleman was stunned for a moment, shook his head helplessly and smiled. He almost forgot that the child in front of him was from the Wuse family.

For the Wuse family, reading here is mostly to help their children read quickly and efficiently, so as not to become illiterate.

In addition, it is also acceptable to memorize a few lines of poetry occasionally.

But if they were allowed to take the imperial examination and study hard year after year according to the questions designed by the imperial court...

To be honest, if the Five Colors Family, with the shadow of the Immortal Sect behind them, unite, they can even overwhelm this mortal dynasty.

It's really a bit weird to ask the disciples of the Wuse family to take the imperial examination and serve as officials in the royal family...

"Ahem, in that case..."

Knowing that he said something stupid, the old gentleman sighed and waved his hand.

"It's time for school to end. If you have no questions, you can come up and take the test papers and go back to your homes."

"Wow!"

The classmates who looked dead just now pretended to be dead at the same time, threw themselves on the podium, quickly found their test papers amidst the shouts of "Don't grab it" and "Don't grab it", and ran out of the room.

Hong Li, who had been anxious at first, relaxed now and was too lazy to squeeze with the group of students at the door. She could easily walk out after waiting for about ten seconds at most.

Suddenly thinking of something, Hongli walked towards the old man who was arranging the podium, and asked softly under his curious eyes.

"Who do you think is the best in beauty?"

How dare anyone be more talented than Miss Hongli? Such people shouldn't exist!

"Ah, this..."

The old man was stunned for a moment and sighed: "That boy named Hei Yang, if his parents hadn't told me clearly that he had never been taught literacy by other teachers before this, I would have thought that they were Let that kid amuse me on purpose."

The one named Hei Yang came to the school in the morning, took a test alone at noon, and went home with his bag in the evening. It took him one day to clear this level.

That time once made the old gentleman doubt life. Is there really someone who knows everything in this world?

(Hei Yang also has a reason to say, what is your word? How come your word for "Wandering World" is so similar to the word for his previous life? We were the same family countless years ago?)

"Although you are extremely talented, but..."

The old gentleman said in a comforting tone: "Every mountain is higher than the other. There will always be someone better than you. Don't be too competitive..."

"well, thanks!"

Hongli realized that it was her brother Heiyang, so that would be fine!

All the people crowded at the door had left. Hongli said goodbye to the old gentleman and ran out of the house as well.

"Hey, your test paper..."

"I leave it as a souvenir for you. Throw it away if you want!"

………

"It's figured out."

At a glance, Hei Yang saw a little Lolita who was about the same height as him running out of the school. He subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, walked towards the other person, and handed out the popsicle in his hand.

"Any later, and you'll have to drink water."

"Oh, oh, it's okay, isn't it?"

Hongli took the popsicle with a smile, licked it gently, and showed a comfortable expression: "Thank you, Brother Heiyang!"

"Hey, Shangdao'er."

Hei Yang smiled, also holding a popsicle in his hand, and walked side by side with Hong Li.

"Where to go?"

"I don't know, I'm really naive..."

Hongli swayed, as if it had softened into noodles, and said feebly: "It's really too hot, Brother Heiyang, why is it so hot!"

"Because summer is here."

"Ah, it's as if you didn't say it..."

Hongli sighed and pinched the hem of her clothes: "I really want to take off my clothes. It will be a lot cooler!"

"no!"

Hei Yang frowned and stopped him: "How can you take off your clothes casually? Haven't Brother Hei Yang taught you before? You must know how to protect yourself! In addition to your life and health, you must also protect your privacy!"

"ah---"

Hongli's hands fell off weakly, showing an aggrieved look: "Being a human is so hard, little animals don't need to wear clothes..."

"They're still hot even though they're covered in hair."

"Brother Heiyang is not a small animal, how do you know someone is hot?"

“I have personally seen bamboo rats suffer from heatstroke!”

"Well……"

The two of them walked further and further into the distance. Hongli looked around furtively and held the hem of her clothes again with both hands.

"Ha, there's no one around now, it's okay now... ow!"

Hong Li covered her little head and looked at Hei Yang with a pout: "Brother Hei Yang, why did you hit me on the head?"

"What's wrong with just beating you?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed at himself.

"I'm not a human being. What do you mean there's no one around? I'm warning you not to seek death!"

"ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, looking unhappy: "What! Brother Heiyang is not an outsider!"

"oops……"

Hong Li said that she was about to take action: "It doesn't matter... ow!"

"Hit me again!"

"I'm not an outsider, but I'm a boy and you're a girl!"

Hei Yang said seriously: "You can't be so casual between people of the opposite sex."

"Brother Hei Yang, can't you do that too?"

"no!"

"ah?"

Hongli opened her mouth and pointed in the direction of home: "But I see mom and dad sleeping together..."

"Because they are husband and wife!"

"Can couples just do whatever they want?"

"Roughly the same."

"Then I want to be husband and wife with Brother Heiyang, that'll be great!"

"Little girl, you can't talk in a movie, but do you know what a couple is? Don't talk nonsense at all times!"

"Um, what!"

Hongli was a little angry, and she looked at Heiyang angrily.

"Brother Heiyang is obviously three days older than me, so don't pretend to be an adult and lecture others all day long!"

"Three days is also a big day."

Hei Yang smiled and patted Hong Li on the head: "So little girl, you have to be obedient and call me brother!"

"Hmph! Then I won't call you brother anymore, I'll call you Hei Yang, I'll call you Stinky Hei Yang... Ouch!"

Hong Li covered her head and looked at Hei Yang dissatisfied.

"Why are you always hitting the head? Can't you do it elsewhere? Mom said hitting the head all the time will make people stupid!

Well, yes, it will still grow taller! What if you are secretly taller than me, but I am shorter than you! "

"Ah yes yes."

"It's you!"

"Ah yes yes."

"Stinky Black Sun! Stinky Black Sun!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

"You, you bully others!"

Hongli stood there, pointed at Hei Yang, and said loudly: "Don't bully a girl to be poor. If you bully me today, I will bully you back tomorrow!"

"Ah yes, yes, I'm waiting."

"Don't regret it then!"

"No regrets."

"I'll bully you into crying!"

"It's so scary."

"..."

"..."

Hei Yang sat beside the small bed covered with a mat, fanning himself and talking softly.

"Later, because the spoiled princess was lazy and had no ambition, her evil mother felt that she was not a threat, so she gave up the plan to deal with her.

In this way, the princess, the bed and the quilt lived happily together..."

"Well……"

Hongli lay on her side on the small bed, her eyelids getting heavier and heavier: "The stories you tell are so strange..."

"Not weird, not weird at all."

Hei Yang was still fanning: "Do you remember the lazy duck I told you last time?"

"Well, remember..."

"Um?"

“Zzzzzzz…”

"Asleep..."

Hei Yang had a smile on his face, holding his chin with one hand, while the other hand continued to gently fan the girl on the bed.

"Little girl, you are so cute, you will definitely be able to find someone you like in the future and get your own happiness...