How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

I will emphasize it again later. If anyone makes a mistake again, you will suffer for the assessment score next year!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Junior sister, come here."

Hongling pulled a junior sister from the Earth Department with a wicked smile and pointed to both sides of the door.

"I have heard that your stone sculpture skills are unique.

Can you help to put a stone sculpture on each side of the door?

Oh, it's not a stone lion. Do they need this thing to ward off evil? They are quite evil on their own, ahem...

Look, put a big lazy dog ​​with a tired face on the left, and a salted fish with a weird look on the right...

Hehe, that's right, they have to be the same size, so that they look like a pair!

No need for realistic painting style, try to make it cuter, how about it, can you do it? "

"Just like that?"

The junior sister raised her head and looked confident: "It's a piece of cake! ”

Spiritual power surged, rock and soil condensed, and two lifelike stone sculptures lay on both sides of the gate.

"Sister, do you think this is okay?"

"Well... the face can be cuter, the eyes can be more tired, well, the kind of eyes that don't care about anything, and are so sleepy that they just want to sleep!

And this salted fish, it looks too energetic like this, you have to imagine that a fish thrown ashore, struggled a little symbolically, and then turned over without even bothering to turn over, understand?

What? Can't imagine that kind of eyes? Look over there, look over there, look at the two guys squatting in the corner, now you can imagine it, right?

Very good, yes, yes, very spiritual, do it this way, hehe!"

………

In the corner, two pairs of dead fish eyes were full of resentment.

"I feel..."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes and supported his cheeks weakly.

"Except for making suggestions and changing decisions, there is no sense of participation in the actual hands-on! It feels like we are so redundant! "

"Be more confident, don't feel it."

Hongli looked at the two stone sculptures with an unhappy face.

"I always feel that my aunt jumped on my face and mocked me, but the key is that the lazy couple is so cute, I can't bear to tear them down...

Damn, can I only bear this mockery silently? ! "

"Well, we two are vested interests, so we should not complain too much..."

"Shivering, these brothers and sisters are so scary!"

"However, the rest can be left to the friends to play freely..."

Heiyang suddenly thought of something and said, "But I still have some ideas about the bedroom roof."

"Hmm?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows and looked at Heiyang: "What do you mean?"

"I was thinking, can we let everyone think of a way to fix that thing on the roof."

Heiyang scratched his head and poked Hongli's knee.

"Didn't I give you that big wall before? Are you still wearing it? "

"You mean..."

Hongli raised her eyebrows and took out the item: "This?"

Item: A very solid wall

Quality: Purple

Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, 4 meters high (normal form)

0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, 0.04 meters high (portable form)

Effect: It is really strong and can resist attacks from the Nascent Soul stage and below!

Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it will be difficult to block the rain.

"Well, that's it."

Heiyang nodded affirmatively.

"Think about it, although it is a wall, it can only block one side, so it's better to use it as a roof.

You don't need all the roofs, just the bedroom, or even just put it right above the bed..."

"Oh! I understand!"

Hongli's eyes lit up and blurted out.

"Even if the sky falls, it won't stop us from sleeping in! ”

“Ahem, that, why are you saying it so harshly…”

Heiyang coughed twice, and said, “This is called, ensuring that teenagers have a comfortable and healthy sleep like babies!”

“Very reasonable!”

Hongli nodded affirmatively and gave a thumbs up: “Let’s do it!”

…

“By the way, should we go buy some food and drinks for the big guys…”

“Good idea, you go and come back soon!”

“Huh? What about you?”

“Of course I’ll stay and continue to give suggestions!

You don’t want the house to become something you don’t like, do you?”

“Ah, what kind of excuse is that!”

“Oh, you go, Brother Heiyang~~”

“Fuck, I’ll go, isn’t it okay for me to go…”

“Hehe, I know you’re the best!”

“Stop flattering me, what do you want to eat?”

“Just, what I like to eat, you know.”

“Stand still, wait here. ”

“Go and come back soon~~Don’t cheat~~”

“Tsk.”

“Hehe, love you, mua~”

Hongli looked at her boyfriend’s back with a smile, pulled out a recliner, lay down with her head tilted back, put on sunglasses, and looked comfortable.

“Ah, this is life…”

“Yes, yes, it makes people envious and jealous.”

“Huh?”

Hongli frowned, glanced at the corner of her eyes with her fingers, and looked at her aunt who suddenly came in front of her with a confused look.

“What’s the matter?”

“Ha, what can I do?”

Hongling rolled her eyes and imitated Hongli’s tone: “Hehe, love you, mua~”

"Hey, this level of yin and yang is ineffective against me."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, covered her sunglasses again, and spread her hands with an indifferent expression.

"What's there to say? My boyfriend, I can do whatever I want!

But you, aunt, haven't you come out after all this time? "

After a pause, Hong Li suddenly thought of something and her voice became more serious.

"I'm serious. It's obvious that you have some mental problems now. They should be discovered and solved early. Not everyone can get out of it by crying."

"Ah this..."

Hong Ling was stunned for a moment. She was a little surprised that Xiaoli was so serious, but she was just stunned for a moment, and then showed an unhappy expression.

"You know that my aunt is hurt by love, but you still stimulate me and tear my wounds again and again. Isn't it so unkind?"

"Well……"

Hongli paused and said with a serious face: "Well, aunt, I wonder if you have heard of the legendary collapse therapy!"

Hong Ling: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"I shouldn't have high hopes for you to be serious or anything like that."

Hong Ling couldn't help but sigh, with a melancholy look on her face: "Can't any normal girl find a partner now?"

"Hey! What do you mean! Do you mean I'm not normal?!"

"Please don't take your seat."

Hong Ling waved her hand: "Don't worry, don't worry, mental health and other things, I have never seen any big storms, how can I be hit by such a trivial matter, at most I will feel uncomfortable for a while."

"Okay, that's right..."

Hong Li curled her lips: "It seems like I'm worrying too much. After all, you have more life experience than my dad..."

"Hong Xiaoli!?"

"..."

The red glass sunglasses slipped off, revealing a pair of innocent eyes. Didn't she do it on purpose?

"Harm, forget it."

Hong Ling waved her hand and showed her dead eyes: "I said, where is the book you promised me? Why haven't you seen the shadow yet?"

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "Is this the way you approach others when asking for help?"

"Um?"

"Ahem, I know, I know, why is it so bad!"

Hongli made a sound and explained: "After the house is completed, Hei Yang and I will go back to our respective houses to move our luggage. Then you can just follow me."

"That's pretty much it."

Hong Ling turned to look at the house being built on one side and suddenly sighed.

"But to be honest, this house... is really nice. It should be very comfortable to live in."

Hong Ling fiddled with her hair and looked at the sky, her eyes twinkling: "It is indeed very enviable, this kind of free and leisurely life.

Practitioners with advanced realms may not live like immortals like you here. "

"Um?"

Hongli noticed that her aunt's mood suddenly became a little low, and whispered: "Well, don't be so embarrassed, aren't we two superb practitioners?!"

"Hahaha, that's true."

Hong Ling shook her head and laughed, and said softly: "The old patriarch's body can't hold on any longer, and I may have to leave the sect in a while.

Well, it's just that I don't live a leisurely life like you - I need to succeed the old patriarch.

Regardless of status, strength, or experience, there is no one in the Wang Duhong family who is better than me.

Well, that sounds like a boast, but it's true.