How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Yao Yang sighed, feeling a little regretful: "We should have discussed and made an appointment in advance. It would indeed be a bit reckless to visit us suddenly like this."

"..."

"..."

"Ahem!"

Shi Xing suddenly coughed and sneered at his disciples: "It seems that the two fellow Taoists are not at home today. Let's... huh?"

Before Shi Xing finished speaking, he suddenly looked into the distance with everyone, and saw several figures slowly walking towards this side.

………

"Hmm? Why are there so many people in front of Xiaoyang's house?"

Qing Tianming squinted his eyes in confusion and looked curiously at the people pushing the cart in front of him.

"Is it the team that was invited to decorate the new home?"

"Uh, that seems to be..."

Hei Muguang put up an awning with his hands and looked carefully.

"The one at the front seems to be the Immortal Chief of the Medicine King Sect. We met him once before, but he was still seriously injured at that time."

"The Immortal Chief of Yaowang Sect?!"

Qing Tianming's eyes widened: "Why did they come here in person and come in so many numbers? Is Xiaoyang and the others causing trouble?"

"I don't see it."

Qing Yiyi frowned: "It looks like she's waiting for someone to open the door?

Hmm, I don’t know much about things in the spiritual world. I guess I came to Xiaoyang and the others to talk about something, right? "

"Let the Immortal come to find you in person?!"

Qing Tianming was startled: "Then why don't Xiaoyang and the others open the door quickly? What should I do if the immortal waits impatiently and gets angry?"

Although their Five Color Family has connections with the Five Elements Sect, even the royal family dares to be tough.

But now the person in front of that door is a member of the Yaowang Sect who is also a member of the Immortal Sect, and he is not something that the current Five Color Family can afford to offend!

"Oh, Dad, what are you afraid of?"

Qing Yiyi pulled her father forward with a nonchalant expression.

"The Immortal Chief is just someone who has practiced some magic. Aren't Xiaoyang and the others also returned from practicing?

Although I don’t know much about the spiritual world, my son is familiar with it.

He said that when you meet people in the cultivation world, just tell him and Xiaoli's names. He said that they only want to hang out on the Tao... Well, these are his exact words.

He said that as long as friends who hang out on the street hear their names, they will give them some face.

Well, he also said that if you meet someone who doesn't give you face, it proves that the other person is a small fish who has no access to high-end levels, or an antique who doesn't go out all year round.

Xiaoyang said there is no need to panic when encountering this situation. Let us scold Xiaoyang a few times and he would come over to help solve the problem.

Well, although I don't know why I scold Xiaoyang, maybe this is some kind of ritual code in the spiritual world. Oh, don't worry about that, it's more important to see a doctor! "

"Hey, hey, Yiyi, don't be impulsive..."

Qing Tianming looked anxious: "Xiaoyang is still a child, and it's normal for children to like to talk nonsense to adults. We can't take it seriously.

Think about it, Xiaoyang has been practicing for less than a year, so how can he get so much dignity? "

"My son will not lie to me."

Qing Yiyi waved her hand disapprovingly.

"Xiaoyang is your daughter and I am my biological child. I have raised her since she was a child. You can tell the truth from lies at a glance, okay?"

"But……"

"Oh, stop it!"

Qing Yiyi looked at Shi Xing, who was walking quickly towards this side, and she glanced at her husband, who was not very familiar with him.

Hei Muguang hummed, and greeted the "immortal chief" with a smile under his father-in-law's surprised gaze.

"It's you, Sect Master Shi. Are the previous injuries still serious?"

"Thanks to Patriarch Muguang and your children, I've been feeling much better recently."

Shi Xing came over with a smile: "Are you here? Come to play with your children?"

"Ha, aren't we here to see how this brat adapts here?"

Hei Muguang smiled, pointed behind him and introduced.

"Well, this is my father-in-law, and this is my wife Qing Yiyi. It's the Chinese New Year!"

"Oh, that's it, that's it. Madam Qing and the old head of the Qing family have met you two."

Shi Xing suddenly realized what he was doing and smiled: "I have practiced so much that I have become so confused that I can't even remember the passage of time in the human world."

"Oh, you are too polite."

"You are too polite."

"Um...you should be older than me..."

"Hey, it's okay, hahaha."

Fortunately, Qing Lianlian has been sent to Lan Yuying, otherwise her pure mind would have been polluted by the adults' dirty politeness...

Hei Muguang and Shi Xing walked to the door laughing and joking. The great elder Yao Yang also smiled and nodded, which made Mr. Qingtianming feel a little dizzy.

"Well, Yiyi, and Mu Guang..."

Qing Tianming looked puzzled: "Who is this Immortal Chief?"

"Hey, dad, I forgot to introduce you. Look, this is the master of the Medicine King Sect. And this one..."

Hei Muguang pulled his father-in-law over from his wife and introduced the people in front of him with a smile on his face.

Seeing his father-in-law's somewhat restrained look, although he knew it was wrong to think so, Hei Muguang still felt happy.

marvelous!

Status +1+1+1 in front of father-in-law

Hei Muguang, who was being scolded by his father-in-law all day long like a son, suddenly parted the clouds and saw the blue sky, soaring in the daytime... I'm exaggerating, hehe.

As for why the sect leaders and elders of these immortal sects were so polite to him, Hei Muguang also knew it very well.

He saw with his own eyes that the leader was chased by a big monster and almost died, but the next second his son came over and chopped the monster into pieces.

Seeing his son split the mountain with a sword, Hei Muguang knew that it was thanks to his son.

In other words, he, Hei Muguang, showed off in front of his father-in-law once with his son.

But, what's wrong with relying on his son? He is his own son, whom he carefully raised to adulthood. He and Yiyi raised him with great care. Without him, where would the son come from?

Well, to round it off, he, Hei Muguang, showed off in front of his father-in-law once with himself!

Hehe...

He patted his son's shoulder and gave him a thumbs up in his heart. Hei Muguang didn't do anything wrong.

As long as he didn't drink, he would always be the solid and steady support in the eyes of his son Heiyang and his wife Qing Yiyi, and the pillar of the family.

Speaking of which, Hei Muguang really felt that he was wronged. He really quit drinking for more than ten years for his son.

Now his son has finally grown up and moved out, so he took a few sips to satisfy his craving, and then he was caught by his father-in-law.

Oh, there is no way. Occasionally showing weakness to his family is the secret of Hei Muguang to maintain family harmony.

As long as he can stand up at the critical moment, not give in on principles, and not always be so weak, his family will not really look down on him.

On the contrary, he will appear to be more considerate and gentle, and a reliable adult male who can be trusted!

"On the Self-cultivation of Mature Men in Managing the Household" - Hei Muguang

"Ha, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting outside for so long."

Hei Muguang smiled helplessly: "Xiaoyang and the other two have no sense of time when they sleep. When they lived with us before, we could still control them. Now that they have moved out, we don't know when they will wake up."

"They are obviously cultivators with high realms, but they still sleep like ordinary people every day..."

Shi Xing also showed a helpless expression: "Those two are really different."

"Actually, they are just lazy."

Qing Yiyi bluntly exposed her son's shortcomings.

"Just like that little donkey, he had to find someone to whip him with a whip to make him walk a few steps, and a whip to make him walk a few steps."

"This, hahaha..."

Shi Xing laughed twice, it was not easy to respond, he turned his head to look at the closed door and sighed.

"It seems that we have to wait until they wake up before we can go in."

"He dared to ask his mother to wait for him outside the door?!"

Qing Yiyi widened her eyes and looked unhappy.

"Xiaoyang, I'm afraid he wants to get his ass kicked!"

"Ah, this..."

Shi Xing laughed twice, and it was even harder to respond.

"But, this wall is made of sound-absorbing stone, they probably can't hear us."

"Ha, I thought it was something else."

Qing Yiyi smiled and took out a bunch of keys from her body.

"How can parents not have keys to their son's house?"

Shi Xing: "..."

Okay, very strong, no words, well done!

"But it's not appropriate to open the door directly..."

Qing Yiyi frowned. Xiaoyang might not wake up yet. If so many people suddenly entered, it might scare her son. It's better to notify him in advance.

Thinking of this, under the puzzled eyes of everyone, Qing Yiyi slowly walked to the lazy dog ​​statue at the door, raised her arm and tiptoed, and gently knocked on the dog's nose three times, waiting there.

…………

At this time, Heiyang Hongli in the house was not sleeping quietly as everyone outside the door imagined.

On the contrary, the house was constantly echoing with the girl's gentle cries.

"Don't, don't, it's too fast, stop, I'm going to hit you! Ah--Heiyang!!!"

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoli, be patient, I'm looking for the opportunity to enter the field!"

"How dare you say that! I'm in this state now, it's all because of you, the dog Heiyang, ah ah ah!!!"

Heiyang looked ahead with a solemn face, staring at his girlfriend.

Hongli's figure kept flashing in the house, as if she had turned on the displacement.

Hongli not only kept changing her position and direction, but also her speed was very amazing. She "slapped" to the east wall for a while, and then hit the door again. The movement pattern was weird and unpredictable.

In the whistling wind, strings of small pearls spilled from the corners of Hongli's eyes. The girl had a face full of hopelessness and shed tears, and the tears kept moving at high speed and scattered all over the sky.

Well, this is the state of the instant killing magic power going wild. Hongli can't control herself now. With the surge of spiritual power, the whole person is running around the house crazily, like a balloon that is leaking air, spinning in the sky.

"Wuwuwu, Heiyang, I'm not done with you!

Wuwuwu, I want to complain, I want to complain to my parents, saying that you bullied me...

Wuwuwu, I want them to use a shovel to beat your butt hard, wuwuahahah!!!"

"Pah"

Hongli stuck to the ceiling.

"Good opportunity!"

Heiyang's eyes flashed, and he jumped up and pounced on Hongli who was slowly falling, and then he quickly hugged her in his arms and hugged her tightly.