How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Black Yang's spiritual power surged, forcibly suppressing the instant-kill magical power that wanted to cause trouble again, allowing Hongli to stop and breathe.

"Phew, it finally stopped, wuwuwu, stinky black sun, stinky..."

Hongli suddenly froze, her unfinished words stuck in her throat and swallowed again.

She twisted her body and came back to consciousness from the previous state. She felt two strong arms around her waist and legs, and then she realized the fact that she was being held in her boyfriend's arms.

The warm touch in Hei Yang's arms made Hong Li feel a little itchy. She wanted to yell and scold Hei Yang loudly, but when she raised her head and saw Hei Yang's face, her aura instantly softened.

Just, it's amazing. I don't know why, but when she looks at Hei Yang recently, she always feels that he is becoming more and more pleasing to the eye and more and more handsome...

Although it was pleasing to the eye before, it is not like now. Just seeing the other person makes the heart beat faster, and the corners of the mouth can't help but want to raise, as if some kind of curse has been cast...

The forehead is hot, the brain is hot, and the cheeks are hot. Hongli has only experienced this feeling when she had a high fever when she was a child... Well, but it is a little different.

My mind is blank, I can't think too much, and my whole body feels hot.

But when I'm sick, I feel helpless, and I even want to stop thinking and die just like that. Maybe it won't be uncomfortable.

At this time, it was as if she had found support and no longer had to worry about anything. As long as she was held in her arms like this, everything seemed to be solved.

What does this feel like? Happiness?

Well, Hei Yang smelled good too. Hong Li didn't know what sunshine smelled like, but she felt that it was the smell of sunshine because it made people feel warm inside.

"alright."

Hei Yang smiled sheepishly, stretched out his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of the girl's eyes, and said softly: "If you hold her like this, you won't fly away."

Hongli: "!!!"

He, his voice, his voice is also very nice!

Hong Li's eyes were a little blurry, as if covered with a layer of mist.

Wait, what on earth is she doing, what is she thinking!

No, something is wrong with her. The original culprit is obviously Hei Yang!

Even if, even if...even if you forgive him, you have to at least say a few harsh words to warn him, so that you don't look so easy to bully!

Thinking of this, Hongli took a deep breath and adjusted her emotions. Vicious words brewed in her heart. She opened her lips and said them in the meanest tone!

"Well, it's up to you..."

Hong Li showed a silly smile and straightened her body so that she could get closer to Hei Yang's face.

"If you keep holding me like this until the promotion is over, I will forgive you!"

After saying that, Hongli squinted her eyes happily, buried her little head in Heiyang's arms, and rubbed her cheek comfortably against her boyfriend's chest, feeling full of peace of mind.

Great! "Hold tightly in the arms of Hei Yang Project" was a great success!

Hong Li: "???"

No, what nonsense is she talking about?

What a success! When was this a plan that was inexplicably customized? This was not the original plan!

Hongli, Hongli, how could you be like this? You are the one who wants to compete for the throne of the family, how can you be so easy to coax!

Is this how you are willing to bow to the Black Sun Dog Thief? !

Even if you like him... uh, like him very much... uh, like him very, very much, but... but you... you can't be like this, you have to stand up, you have to, you have to cheer up...

There was a war between heaven and man in Hongli's heart, and she was so entangled that she subconsciously kicked her two little feet - this was her last stubbornness... her last stubbornness!

"Phew, it seems that the fusion progress has improved a lot, but it has slowed down a bit now..."

Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief, hugged his girlfriend's petite body and sat down on the edge of the bed. He put her on his legs, one hand around her back to prevent her from escaping, and the other hand held two Little feet.

"Why are you kicking around everywhere..."

Hei Yang was a little confused, patted Hong Li's back with concern, and said softly: "Don't be nervous, it's okay."

Hong Li: "!!!!!!"

Hongli, ho, ho, ho, ho, be stubborn...stubborn, strong, don't be fooled by sugar-coated bullets, ho, ho...

Can't be fooled by Hei Yang's sweet words...

Hei Yang...Hei Yang...like it!

Love Heiyang!

I love being held in my arms and protected like this!

Great!

His vision went dark.

Hongli.exe has stopped running.

"call……"

Seeing my girlfriend unconscious cough cough...

Seeing his girlfriend calm down, Hei Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But almost at the same moment, the small, palm-sized lazy dog ​​statue on the bedside table suddenly made a sound.

"Woof! Woof! Woof! There is a visitor! There is a visitor! Woof woof woof!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, reached for the little lazy dog, injected spiritual energy into it, and asked doubtfully: "Is there anyone here? This is Yang Li's home. Are you here to visit or... uh, who are you?"

"This is Yang Li's home. Who are you?"

In the astonished gazes of everyone in the Yaowang Sect, the big lazy dog ​​statue at the door made a sound. This was a crushing victory for the Technical Department of the Five Elements Sect against the Yaowang Sect, which was also a major sect of the Immortal Sect!

"Huh, you didn't sleep to death."

Qing Yiyi took a long breath and said angrily: "I am your mother, open the door!"

"I am your mother……"

Hei Yang: "???"

No, why does this person curse others when he opens his mouth? Bottom line, quality... uh... seems to be really my mother? !

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Hei Yang coughed and spoke quickly.

"Mom, why are you still using this thing? You don't have the key..."

"Hmm, me, your dad, your grandpa, and many Taoist priests from Yaowang Sect said they are here to give you gifts."

Qing Yiyi said concisely and concisely: "Get up quickly and pack up. We have been waiting at the door for a while and are ready to go in."

"Oh! Oh! Got it! Got it!"

Hei Yang put the little lazy dog ​​back on the table, and used some strength to turn over the little salted fish statue on the table - this was the door switch.

Already, to walk from the door to the living room of Yangliwo, you need to pass through the courtyard door, the partition door, and the living room door in sequence.

When the courtyard door is closed, the partition door is open and the living room door is closed.

When the little salted fish is turned over, the courtyard door is opened, the partition door is closed, the living room door is opened, and then turned over...

Well, in theory, as long as the little salted fish on the bed is turned over, Hei Yang Hongli can even let people in while they are lying on the bed...

Well, there is also a position detection array in the courtyard. Hei Yang only needs to flip the little salted fish once. When the guest walks to the corresponding door, the door will open by itself...

How should I put it...ahem...

The senior brothers and sisters of the Five Elements Sect are indeed the great nobles of Heiyang Hongli!

Don’t forget the well diggers when you are drinking water. When I was lazy today, I was also grateful to my brothers and sisters for carrying the burden forward! Really positive energy!

"Whew...get up...get up..."

Hei Yang took a long breath, lowered his head, looked at Hong Li who was curled up like a cat in his arms, and was about to give a warning.

Suddenly a huge force came, and then there was a sudden space fluctuation. Hei Yang suddenly stopped holding on, and Hong Li flew out again with a "swish"!

Well, this is an instant kill, as fast as the wind, unexpected and unprepared, and contains the power of speed and profound space laws!

"Um?"

Hong Li felt her arms were empty and opened her eyes in confusion. Before she could react, there was a "boom" in her ears and she hit the ceiling with her head.

It didn't hurt at all, but it just put a question mark on Hongli's head.

Um? who is she? where is she? Where is she going? Wasn't she in her boyfriend's arms just now? What about her older boyfriend?

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked down at his empty arms, then raised his head again, looking at his girlfriend on the ceiling in horror.

In an instant, Hei Yang felt like his teammates had a bunch of question marks on his head...

Instantly kill the dog thief! Actually cheating on him!

"Xiao Li! Hold on!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "I'm here to save you!"

At this moment, the sound of talking, laughing and discussing came to my ears.

"Ah, ah, yes, that's it. Well, just go this way next. I see this kid Xiaoyang..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hongli rubbed it and looked at her boyfriend below, with an innocent and confused look on her face.

"Who can tell me what happened?"

Hei Yang: "..."

He is guilty and he commits suicide.

Anyway, let’s get my girlfriend down from the ceiling first!

Chapter 265 Parents: Son, why do you look at the computer screen every time I enter your room?

"Oh, it's just Hongli, you can catch it!"

Hei Yang held down his recaptured girlfriend with one hand and wiped the sweat from his head with the other.

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed, rolled her eyes and agreed perfunctorily.

"My husband is invincible. Hongli Xiaonizi has no power to fight back in front of my husband. She was easily manipulated!"

"I just thought your weirdness was a compliment to me."

Hei Yang let out a long breath and looked at Hong Li helplessly as he listened to the talking and laughter getting closer and closer outside.

"Mom, they are coming, what do you say?"

"Ask me, how do I know?"

Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang with a look of despair.

"If I were just like you before and went on a rampage, nothing would happen.

But now this thing is an instant kill, an instant kill!

Do you want me to follow you out and kill the guests like crazy? "

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but think about that scene, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Then the way our family treats guests is quite special."

"That was really special."