How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

"Even if I can barely control my strength without accidentally injuring others, think about it...

You were sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, and the background music was poor Hongli's screams, screaming and bouncing around you? "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"You can imagine it."

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes expressionlessly.

"That can no longer be regarded as an ordinary social death, it is simply... just...

I'm going to be directly promoted to the heavyweight comedy clown in the travel industry! "

"Be confident."

Hei Yang encouraged: "Maybe you can become popular in the circle and run for selections like the Great Shadou in the Heavens?"

"Who would be surprised by that kind of selection!"

"What should we do?"

Hei Yang spread his hands helplessly.

"You can't let me, brother, hold you in the living room to meet guests, right?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Fuck! What the hell are you doing!"

Hong Li imagined that scene and her face turned red with embarrassment: "This is too shameful!"

However, although……

It’s just shameful!

"No! Absolutely not!"

Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous proposal.

"Anyway..."

Hongli gritted her teeth.

"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... I'll admit it no matter how much you go too far!

But if there are others, it will definitely not work! "

"Nonsense, of course I know this won't work..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Stop talking about you, I'm scared too!"

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange...where are you people?"

Mom's voice came faintly from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go see them two..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed by his hands on the shoulders, looked at each other, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.

"Mom! I'm coming right now. Just wait a moment. I'll be here soon!"

"ah?"

Qing Yiyi's confused voice came: "What are you busy with?"

"Ah, no, no, no, I mean, small things, small things!"

Hei Yang sweated on his forehead and said quickly: "Mom, please go sit down and drink some water. I will finish the matter at hand right away!"

"That……"

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't delay."

"I know, I know!"

"..."

Mom's footsteps gradually faded away.

"Huh..."*2

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

"What should we do now?"

Hei Yang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"

"Are you holding it?"

"If I don't hold you, I won't fly away..."

"Grass, indeed."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, how about you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or a quilt to cover me up, so that no one can see me, or I use Shen Yin can also do it!

Then you said that I went out for a run early in the morning and did morning exercises, and I am not at home now! "

Hei Yang: "..."

“There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start…”

A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Taking it a million steps back, even if my parents are mentally distorted and believe your nonsense about going out for a morning exercise...

But while you were restraining your instant-kill magical power and hiding in my arms, didn’t you think about how outrageous that scene was? "

"Ah this..."

The eyes of Hongli and Heiyang floated upward at the same time, looking at the imagination bubble.

[It would be bad if someone noticed if you made any strange noise! 】

[Don’t move around and hold on tighter. 】

[Listen, they seem to be talking about you! 】

[You don’t want your shame to be known, right? 】

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Grass!"*2

"What I just said is nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"

Hong Li sweated on her forehead, took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said, "Since going out means at least being a social worker, I'll just stay in the house! Hei Yang, just go out alone!"

"Are you sure you don't need my help now?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of getting bumped all over your head? Aren't you afraid of being bounced all over the room? Weren't you still crying and flying around just now?"

"Hey, this little pain is nothing compared to social death!"

Hongli snorted softly, her face full of determination.

"Okay, please let go of my hand and get out quickly so that people don't have to wait."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and had a headache: "Then, what's the reason?

How can I explain to them that you stay in the house and don't go out? "

"You just said Hongli was sick and feeling unwell!"

"Then they were worried about you and came to visit you with fruit in hand, only to find you full of energy and flying around the house as soon as they opened the door?"

"Fuck! Why do you always tear me down!"

"I'm going to analyze it seriously with you, okay?"

"I don't think it's serious..."

Hongli curled her lips, paused, and whispered: "Then just say, well, last night was wonderful, but now she is very tired and can't walk, so I came alone!"

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"What...what happened?"

Hongli stammered: "What, what's that look in your eyes!"

"I didn't say..."

It took Heiyang more than ten seconds to come back to his senses, his face slightly red, and he couldn't help but speak.

"You, you can't make up rumors out of nothing!

I haven't done anything yet! What you said makes me seem... so outrageous!"

"Tsk..."

Hongli lowered her eyelids guiltily and whispered: "Anyway, it's a matter of time..."

Heiyang: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"Still, why are you looking at me like that!"

Hongli's head shrank lower and lower, and suddenly she caught a glimpse of something. She looked away as if she had been electrocuted, her face flushed, and she said angrily: "Then think of a good reason for yourself! Do you have to ask me for this? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he coughed twice: "Okay, then I'll let go, don't panic."

"I know, I know, let go..."

Hongli pretended to be impatient, but when she felt that Heiyang's hand was really about to let go, she panicked for no reason and suddenly reached out to grab Heiyang's wrist.

"Heiyang, wait a minute!"

"Hmm?"

Heiyang was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Well, I thought about it..."

Hongli smiled awkwardly: "Maybe, how about adding some more safeguards?"

Heiyang: "?"

"..."

"..."

At this time, in the living room, Yao Yang, Shi Xing, Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang, and Qing Tianming were sitting at the table chatting and laughing.

"Seriously..."

Shi Xing smiled and pointed at himself: "Don't look at me as young, I'm actually more than 420 years old this year, which is considered old in the Jindan stage, hahaha."

"More than 400 years old..."

Qing Tianming and others were stunned. His eldest daughter Qing Yiyi is 37 years old, and his son-in-law Hei Muguang's youngest daughter is one year old, and this year is 36.

And the oldest Qing Tianming is only 67 years old this year.

For mortals, living to 80 or 90 is considered a happy death, and a hundred years old is the limit of longevity in imagination.

But if it's more than 400 years old...

Such a long period of time made Qing Yiyi and the others feel a little unreal and dazed.

"Practice..."

Qing Tianming sighed, and then smiled helplessly.

"Oh, the Taoist priest's longevity is amazing. For ordinary people like us, we should be thankful to live to 70 or 80 years old!"

"70 or 80 years old is the age of living..."