How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 38 It’s midnight, call in! I have so many regrets and so many expectations...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

In the early morning, lying on her side under the quilt, the heartbroken girl was depressed online.

"Hei Yang, did you hear me! I cried so sadly! Wuwuwuwu..."

"I heard it, I heard it."

Hei Yang's feeble voice sounded in Hong Li's mind: "I was wondering where the water was boiling here. It turns out it's you who is boiling the water over there."

"What the hell are you boiling water for? I'm crying, oooooooooo..."

Hongli choked with sobs: "I'm really sad, so sad!"

"I know, I know you're sad."

Hei Yang turned over on the bed: "I'm still thinking about what you will say to me when the voice function is just turned on.

As a result, you have been crying here for half an hour in the middle of the night...

By the way, if I died suddenly, would you cry so sadly?

Hmm, I'm a little doubtful, I don't think so. Well, it turns out that my position in your heart is not as good as that of comics. After all, it was a wrong payment. "

"I'm already in so much pain, and you're still making sarcastic remarks there, wuwuwuwu, Heiyang, you have no conscience!"

"Then what can I do?"

Hei Yang said helplessly: "I didn't set your comics on fire, so it's useless for you to cry to me."

"Wuwuwu, I know it's my problem this time. It has nothing to do with you. It's because I was too lazy and didn't do my homework in advance. Wuwuwu..."

Hongli's eyes were red: "But, I'm just very sad. I just got it and haven't warmed it up yet..."

"It's all burned to ashes, isn't it hot enough?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Then if you were given a chance to start over, would you be lazy like this again?"

"No way, wuwuwu..."

"to be honest."

"meeting!"

"Grass."

Hei Yang couldn't help but cursed: "Then you deserve it!"

"That's different!"

Hongli sniffed: "Well, even though I will still be lazy, since I know it in advance, I will definitely take fire prevention measures! Woohoo, my comics——"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was confused: "Then I can think of a way to comfort you?"

"Then think about it quickly! Wuwuwu..."

"Well……"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "Have you received the gift box for being promoted to the first level of Qi Refining? There may be new comics waiting for you!"

"It's been opened a long time ago, it's not a comic at all!"

Hong Li's voice was sad: "Some things, once you say goodbye, you can never come back.

It’s all my fault for not protecting you well, comics, wuwuwu——”

"Okay, okay, let's control our emotions. I suddenly remembered something that I promised you before."

Under the light, Hei Yang opened the book beside the bed: ""Rag Dolls in Mass Graves", you said it, starting from page 73, right? I'll read it to you, can you rest quietly for a while? "

"Um……"

"It's begun."

Hei Yang cleared his throat: "There was a tattered rag doll hanging on the branch of the giant tree. The old woman rubbed her eyes in shock. That's not the most..."

"What are you thinking about?!"

Hong Li suddenly spoke up and interrupted Hei Yang dissatisfied.

"Isn't that right?"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "I remember you said it was page 73..."

"That's not the problem."

Hong Li casually pushed the hair covering her eyes to one side: "It's because your tone of voice is not good enough, your feelings are not sincere enough, and you don't have a sense of empathy!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang subconsciously turned the book cover over, looked at the title page, shook it upside down, and gently stuffed the leaf bookmark back: "Then what tone should I use and what emotion should I put into it? This book doesn't say anything. Bar?"

"Well……"

Hongli explained: "Think about it, it's early in the morning, and you're reading this kind of story, so you shouldn't use a slightly, ahem, uh... slightly scary and uneasy tone!"

"oh."

Hei Yang nodded: "Isn't that~her--the family's little~~ Dou!'s favorite~bu~baby~!! Why did she end up here~~?"

"Pfft! Hahaha, what are you doing? You must be sick, haha."

Hongli laughed out loud: "Listen to me and show you, then, isn't her Xiao Dou's favorite rag doll?! Why...

Ahem, no, no, no, my voice was hoarse from crying just now, and I didn’t perform well, so it doesn’t count. "

"Ah, then I can't read the feeling you want, so I might as well just use the picture function to send you the rest."

Hei Yang sighed: "I don't want you to keep saying that you don't feel engaged."

"You don't even want to read it to me anymore!"

Hongli's tone rose slightly: "Why is this like this? We agreed!"

"Ah, but, but..."

Hei Yang became angry: "There are so many demands, will you listen to them or not?"

"Hey, can you have a better attitude?"

Hongli curled her lips: "I'm impatient. If you have children in the future, you will definitely be rebellious."

"Ah, yes, yes, you are more patient."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Besides, you are not my child."

"Wow, what weird things are you talking about!"

Hongli's voice was surprised: "I regard you as a brother, but you want to be my father?"

"This thing can actually be discussed by each individual..."

Hei Yang muttered in a low voice: "Forget it, stop talking nonsense. Do you want to know the plot that you haven't seen yet?"

“The plot that I didn’t watch later?!”

"Uh, what's wrong?"

“The plot that I didn’t watch later!!!”

"Hey, talk nicely, why did you suddenly become ill?"

"No, I suddenly remembered that there are a lot of unread plots in the back of my comics, wuwuwuwu, my comics!!!"

"Hey, why did you start again?"

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "So, did this hit some key words?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu There are still a lot of plots that I haven't watched yet. Why are they gone? I'm so sad. Uuuuuuuu..."

"Be good, give me Hei Yang some face and stop boiling water."

Hei Yang sighed: "If you don't want to think about it, I won't. Let's talk about something else, okay?"

"Talk about...something else..."

"For example..."

Hei Yang stretched out a finger: "My uncle and aunt will be very happy if they know that you have successfully refined your Qi!"

"Well……"

Hongli paused: "It seems... but I miss my parents so much, oooooooooo, I miss them!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Don't cry so much, you are so old, you are so embarrassed!"

Hei Yang lectured: "If we let others know, it's time to laugh at us!"

"I'm only like this in front of you, who would know, wuwuwu..."

Hongli retorted: "Besides, I've seen you cry many times. I obviously comforted you patiently at that time!"

"Hey, don't say this nonsense. Men don't shed tears lightly. What you said makes me seem like a crybaby!"

Hei Yang helplessly raised his forehead: "Then what do you think we should do? I'll go to Five Elements City to see you?

After Sister Xiaoqi arrived at the Five Elements Sect, she felt that Xiaolong was taken care of, so she came back, but the house where she lived was still empty.

If you want, I'll go and talk to your aunt, and then I'll send you a parent to study with you? "

"Why do parents accompany you to study?"

Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Don't really think of yourself as my dad!"

"Then I can't be your mother."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes.

"Pfft!"

Hongli couldn't help laughing again, wiped her tears, and turned over: "Okay, okay, don't make me laugh on purpose.

I admit, I’m a little uncomfortable coming here, and I’m also a little scared, but it’s much better to talk about it! "

Chapter 39 The user you are calling is being called by you

"That's so normal."

Hei Yang said casually: "If I suddenly left my hometown and went to a strange place, I wouldn't be able to adapt to it all at once.

Well, if we encounter some setbacks and difficulties, it will be even harder to adapt. "

"ah."

Hongli sighed and her voice gradually calmed down: "So, why does it have to be me and not you? What a wonderful thing it would be if we were in the same situation now!"

"I think you have a beautiful idea."

Hei Yang complained: "Speaking of which, do you still have to get up early tomorrow?"

"Ah, yes."

Hongli stretched out and said in a long, drawn-out voice: "Because we have to move, my aunt said that the place where the outer disciples live is much more comfortable than here, with abundant spiritual energy, complete facilities and so on.

But actually, it doesn’t make sense for me to live in a big house with a big yard by myself. The house is just big enough for a bed.

Then, it will be warm in winter and cool in summer, not too noisy, not worried about food and clothing, good to drink and have fun, a paradise on earth..."

"That's true."

Hei Yang fully agreed with this: "So you'd better go to bed early and don't be unable to get up again tomorrow."

"Wow, I am already a master in the Qi refining stage after all!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Refined to the innate, the breath is long, the magic power is majestic, and the body is twice as strong.

It doesn't matter if you stay up all night, nothing will happen if you don't sleep for a few months, right? "