How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"This has nothing to do with your strong body."

Heiyang said calmly: "If it's not difficult, you want to get out of bed? If you're not tired, don't you want to lie in bed?

As long as you are lazy enough, no matter how high your realm is, you will only evolve from a salted fish spirit to a salted fish demon king."

Hongli: "..."

"Okay, okay, you have a lot of reasons, I'll listen to you."

Hongli yawned: "Then good night."

"Ah, good night, I'll stay up a little longer."

Hongli: "?"

"I'm not saying..."

Hongli suddenly stopped feeling sleepy again: "You really are not a human being, right? You let me sleep and you stay up late?"

"What's wrong?"

Heiyang said nonchalantly: "Human physiques cannot be generalized. Your situation is different from mine. You have to get up early, but I don't.

My parents saw that I was in the Qi Refining Stage and rewarded me with a Isn't it reasonable to give a gift package for staying in bed? "

"It's unreasonable, very unreasonable!"

Hongli shouted: "Wait, I will write a letter to tell uncle and aunt that I have reached the foundation building stage, and let them give you more training tasks!"

"Hehe, Heiyang will never be defeated by the same trick twice!"

Heiyang sneered disdainfully: "If you dare to make up, I dare to spread it.

If you tell my parents that you are in the foundation building stage, I will publicize your glorious achievements and let the elders and villagers of our Five Colors City know that there is a proud child in the city who has become rich outside!

By then, I'm afraid even uncle and aunt will think that you have really built a foundation and regard you as the pride of the whole city.

When everyone sees the Five Elements Sect airship, they will sigh: Ah, if Hongli is on this airship, it would be great!

Humph, by then I want to see who will die of exhaustion first, or you who will die of social death first!"

"You, you, you!"

Hongli's pupils trembled, and her voice trembled: "How can there be such a despicable person as you, don't spread rumors!"

"Hehe, you can control my mouth, but can you control what the elders and villagers want to hear?"

Heiyang's voice was like the devil's whisper: "Do you need me to help you "inadvertently" publicize it again, about your rejection of the confession of the Jindan period monk?"

Hongli: "!"

"That's enough, that's enough."

Hongli whispered: "It's okay if I don't lie about military intelligence, and you don't spread it, otherwise I will be like you, unable to return home."

"Wow, you still have the nerve to say that."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "But let's call this a draw. The means of both parties are too despicable. "Waste!"

"Actually..."

Hongli muttered and reminded: "This is already very fair and aboveboard among the methods we used before..."

"You don't need to remind me of this!"

Heiyang's mouth twitched uncontrollably, as if he thought of some unbearable past events: "Okay, okay, go to sleep, I'll sleep later."

"So..."

Hongli asked curiously: "What are you doing there in the middle of the night? Don't tell me you are practicing hard, no one will believe that."

"Ah, actually nothing..."

Heiyang said casually: "I was just busy peeking at your diary..."

Hongli: "???"

"Ah, no, no."

Heiyang suddenly reacted: "What I just said was actually... Shit, I can't make up a reason, that's right, I was peeking at your diary!"

"Heiyang!!!"

Hongli's high-decibel roar made Heiyang's head buzz: "Shameless, shameless, vulgar, despicable villain!

You, you don't even want to be perfunctory to me, you should at least make up an excuse! "

"Hey, who would ask others to be perfunctory."

Hei Yang complained: "Besides, don't be so excited, I just found it by accident, I didn't know what it was at first, and then I looked at it a little bit!"

"Found it by accident?! I think you have planned it in advance!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth, and her whole body exuded a hot breath: "You, a privacy thief!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang knew that he was in the wrong, and whispered: "But speaking of it, you were really so cute when you were a child, hahaha, if it weren't for this diary to remind me, I almost forgot that you had that look."

"Ahhhhhhhh, amnesia, amnesia for me!"

Hong Li didn't know if she was angry or what, her face was red: "Forget those things, please!"

"What's the basic attitude of asking for help?"

Hei Yang snorted: "I don't see your sincerity. "

"? "

A row of question marks appeared above Hongli's head: "I'm not saying, how can there be a shameless creature like Heiyang!

It was obviously you who peeked, but I still asked you, it's too much, do you still have a conscience!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned: "When have we ever had a conscience? Isn't it always the one who holds the initiative who is the boss?"

"That's right..."

Hongli's tone was slightly weaker: "But you see how pitiful I am today, can you bear to continue bullying me?"

"Humph, fighting doesn't believe in tears, beware of Hongli playing the sympathy card!"

Heiyang did not give in: "Besides, it's already past midnight, and the comics thing is yesterday's thing!"

"!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Comics! My..."

"No woooooooooooooooo!"

Heiyang interrupted the spell: "I told you, the same move can't work on me twice!"

"Hey, I don't believe it."

Hong Li's voice instantly became calm: "After a period of time, after you relax your vigilance or your resistance decreases, the same old tricks can still be effective on you. This is what I have tested many times!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Where are you leaving my bug here?"

Hei Yang said angrily: "Okay, if you have something to say, tell me quickly. If you don't tell me, I will block your message."

Hongli: "!"

“Block my messages!”

Hong Li's voice trembled: "Don't you think there's someone outside already? I've obviously just left not long ago!"

"Please continue your performance."

Hei Yang was expressionless: "I'm listening."

"whispering sound."

Hongli made an unhappy voice: "I don't care, you read my diary. As compensation, you have to let me read your diary too!"

"Why do I feel like you've been planning this for a long time?"

"Your illusion."

"That would be a shame."

Hei Yang shook his head: "I have burned all my old diaries to ashes. I'm afraid you won't be able to see them."

"nonsense!"

Hong Li said without hesitation: "It was obviously put in that gray iron box and buried under the floor of your house!"

"???"

A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head: "No, I said, I'm so special, you're so special...you know this too?!"

"Oh, because I wanted to steal it for a long time, but I never found the opportunity... Ahem, I didn't say anything."

Hongli coughed twice: "Anyway, let me be healthy!"

"don't want!"

Black Sun quickly retreated: "Good night! Sweet dreams!"

"???"

Hong Li's face was full of disbelief: "How dare you really block me, Hei Yang? Hei Yang!"

"Hello, the user you are calling is sleeping. Please call again tomorrow morning. It's so annoying."

"Crap, I'm afraid you're not seriously ill."

Hongli covered her face and didn't look at it: "I can still hear your voice no matter how hard you touch it, okay, don't pretend to be an automatic reply for me!"

"Good night, it's the third time. I advise you not to be ungrateful and go to bed quickly!"

"Ah, okay, okay."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Good night, sweet dreams."

Chapter 40 The world is so beautiful~

"Good morning, aunt."

Hong Li rubbed her sleepy eyes and opened the door. Standing outside was her master Hong Ling.

"Ah, my Xiaoli, look what time it is, it's getting late!"

Hong Ling stepped into the door, grabbed Hong Li's arm and moved her to the dressing table, and pressed her down on the seat.

"Look, look."

Hong Ling muttered while helping her niece comb her hair: "Why did you sleep in the middle of the night? Why is this hair so messy?

There are also water marks on your face. Oh my god, Xiaoli, don’t you still drool when you sleep? Reincarnation of Xiantian does not allow you to really go back to your babyhood! "

"ah?"

Hong Li squinted her eyes and looked at the confused girl in the mirror. It took her a long time to realize that it was herself. As for what her aunt had just said...

Well, I didn't hear it when I was asleep...

Thinking about it, Hongli couldn't help but yawned again. Someone was right, even if you are in good health, you are born lazy.

"Mom...that's not right...aunt..."

Hong Li's head moved left and right following Hong Ling's hand: "I have never tied a single ponytail, usually I just comb it twice and it will be messy after a while...

Well, isn’t hair something that can be used to block the dazzling sunlight anytime and anywhere so that you can sleep..."

"Xiaoli, what are you talking about?"

Hong Ling said with a serious face: "Today you are going to move to the mountain gate where the outer disciples are, and you may have to deal with the senior brothers and sisters. You must be positive and clean in front of everyone."

"Ah, maybe."

Hongli felt that with her character, who was generally too lazy to go out, her fellow seniors might not notice it after she moved here.