How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hongli: Stop talking nonsense! Get going! ]

[Hongli: I warn you, don't move step by step! ]

"Okay, okay..."

Heiyang laughed helplessly: "As long as you like it."

…………

"Moo~"

A bullock cart stopped on the small road, with bags of heavy goods on the cart. It seemed that people from the neighboring village were transporting goods to the market in Wuse City to sell.

The bull in front of the bull head was wagging its tail in boredom. Its owner suddenly stopped and went into the grove beside the road. He hasn't come out for most of the day. It is estimated that he had a stomachache.

Haha, the human body is delicate, not as strong as it is!

You know, the owner ate the same food as it this morning, and it was fine...

The bull's eyes suddenly widened, his expression froze for a few seconds, and then showed a comfortable expression. Ahem, that, it didn't say anything just now.

After a while, the owner of the bull returned to the cart with his pants up, glanced at the cargo, nodded and got on the cart.

"Old bull, let's go, we have to speed up, it's a little later than usual today!"

"Moo~"

The cart went away with a clatter.

"..."

In the bushes on the side, several little heads popped out, looking at the fresh cow dung on the path with shining eyes, and rushed out like a group of little monkeys.

Several people pinched a few firecrackers from the small firecracker box, left the box in place, and ran towards the path with a laugh.

Several firecrackers were inserted into the cow dung in a ritualistic manner according to a special pattern. Several little brats laughed and stretched out three fingers together.

Three, two, one, ignite! Run!

"Hahahahahaha————"

The naughty children laughed and ran to the original place, but suddenly there was a muffled sound in front of them, which scared the naughty children to stop immediately.

"Bang!!!"

It seemed that there was a crackling sound coming from the place where they put the firecracker box, but the explosion sound was very low, as if it was restricted by something.

"..."

The naughty children looked at each other in shock. Just when they were about to speak, they suddenly thought of something and turned their heads to look.

The fear just now was instantly thrown behind their heads. The little brats looked excitedly at the small firecrackers on the cow dung that were far away and emitted white smoke.

"Pah Ji Bang!!!"

We look up~Fly freely~

"Hahaha***hahaha***"

Looking at this spectacular scene, the naughty children laughed and spit out fragrance until everything calmed down, and then they walked back to the bushes.

Then they saw that their small firecrackers and boxes were gone!

Several naughty children's eyes widened. Just when they were about to find the murderer of the firecrackers, they saw several coins left on the ground, and their eyes suddenly lit up.

"One, two, three..."

"That's a lot of money!"

"You can buy three boxes!"

"How did the firecrackers become money?"

"Why bother? Whoever sees it gets it!"

"I saw it first!"

The naughty kids looked at each other, put their hands together and closed their eyes: "Thanks to nature for the gift!"

………

"Really, we all took the small road, but we still met people."

Heiyang couldn't help but turn his head and look back, complaining: "I have never done such a bad thing in my childhood, and there are two girls playing in it..."

[Hongli: No comment, but this is why I didn't want to play with those little brats when I was a child...]

"By the way, did I pay too much?"

Heiyang frowned after realizing it: "How much did that box of firecrackers cost?"

[Hongli: I don't know, but my intuition tells me that you suffered a loss. There is less than half of that box left. Ha, you spendthrift man! 】

"Fuck, didn't you set someone on fire?"

A well appeared on Heiyang's forehead: "I helped you deal with the aftermath, bah, helped you clean up the mess, and you pushed the blame on me, didn't you!"

"..."

Hongli suddenly stopped, looked up at Heiyang pitifully, sniffed her red nose, and tears welled up in her eyes.

[Hongli: I feel like I have a high fever now, so uncomfortable, wuwuwu, can you bear to blame your lovely girlfriend who is sick, wuwuwuwu...]

Heiyang: "..."

"Let's go, we'll be at the pavilion in the middle of the lake soon, watch me kick you into the lake to calm you down!"

[Hongli: Haha, you dare! ]

"Do you think I dare?"

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli: Is there a big pond in our yard? 】

"You just found out? I can only say that I admire my seniors.

But I haven't let you go yet, so it's more convenient to throw you into the lake!"

Ignoring Hongli's unhappy and resentful look, Heiyang pulled her out of the path, and the view in front of him suddenly became clear.

"Well, let me see, over there at the pavilion in the middle of the lake... huh?"

Heiyang's squinting eyes suddenly widened, and he quickly shook Hongli, who was yawning beside him.

"Something's going on! Something's going on!"

"Hmm?"

Hongli looked in the direction of Heiyang's finger in confusion. Uh, there seemed to be someone in the pavilion in the middle of the lake.

Two people, they looked a little familiar, she seemed to know them?

Hmm, I just couldn't think of their names at once, they seemed to be relatives?

"Puff!"

Hongli couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of flame, and quickly reached out to press it back, and instantly crawled on the ground with Heiyang beside her, her eyes became sharp.

【Hongli: Daddy! 】

【Heiyang: My daughter, Daddy is here. 】

【Hongli:? 】

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang beside her, and slowly asked a question mark.

[Hongli: You really want to fight again, right? 】

[Heiyang: Hey, give up, I’ll give up. 】

Hei Yang smiled and gave up. He pointed at the Huxin Pavilion, reminding Hong Li that that is where he should pay attention.

[Hongli: Huh. 】

Hong Li rolled her eyes and had the urge to roast the black sun with a breath of fire...

[Hongli: Dad and the others secretly drank here! 】

[Hei Yang: Okay, very good. We caught him in the act, hehehehe. 】

[Hei Yang: My mother has issued a death warrant, saying that she caught my father drinking and reported it... There will be heavy rewards! 】

[Hongli: What a coincidence, isn’t it, hehehe...]

[Heiyang Hongli: Oh oh oh oh! Small report! Small report! Oh ho ho ho ho! 】

Hei Yang quietly took out the shadow stone, smiled at each other and Hong Li, and also entered the hidden state, sneaking closer to the center of the lake...

………

Just when Heiyang Hongli approached the Huxin Pavilion with a filial look on her face, the battle in the pavilion had also entered a fierce stage!

"I had so much fun drinking today..."

Hei Muguang wiped the corners of his mouth expressionlessly, then suddenly raised the corners of his mouth.

"If I could have one last drink..."

Hong Xiaochen poured the remaining glass of wine on the table and smiled in a nonchalant manner.

"Humph."*2

"Snapped!"

Two big hands stretched out at the same time, but instead of rushing towards the wine glass, they held each other's hand tightly!

"Snapped!"

Two big hands attacked again, this time the target was the wine glass, but they were still blocked by the opponent.

"I said, Brother Xiaochen..."

Hei Muguang grabbed Hong Xiaochen's hands with both hands, his face was red from drunkenness, and his forehead was sweating slightly, but he said with a smile on his face: "You have already drank so much, let me take care of the last drink for you." ”

"Hey, Mu Guang, you are wrong!"

Hong Xiaochen sneered, his eyes gleamed, and he said earnestly: "You are still young. If you drink so much, you will regret it when you get older, and your stomach will get sick easily."

"Oh? In that case, Brother Xiaochen shouldn't drink this glass of wine. After all, he is old!"

Hei Muguang was unmoved and laughed coldly: "You should know more about moderation, right?"

"No, no, Brother Xiaochen is hopeless, so there is no need to exercise restraint anymore!"

Hong Xiaochen's face turned red and he continued to increase strength in his hands: "Mu Guang, you can still be saved, don't follow in the footsteps of your elder brother!"

"Don't worry, you're not afraid, big brother, so how can you be afraid, little brother?"

"So, are you determined to grab this last cup from me, my brother?"

The two leaned forward, sparks of electricity flashed across their eyes, and the corners of their mouths curled up.

"Of course."

"Then come on!"

"..."

The two men retreated violently, the air waves rolled, they stepped on the pavilion pillar behind them, but they rushed towards each other as lightly as a dragonfly touching water!

"Hei's drunken fist!"

"Hong's Drunken Palm!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Huhahuhahuhahuha!"

The two of them were like fluttering butterflies, fighting back and forth in the pavilion in the middle of the lake. Their sleeves rustled and they shouted angrily.

The last cup, standing quietly in the center of the stone table, is the winner's medal!

"Click, click, click, click."

And Hei Yang Hongli had already arrived at the lake pavilion, stepped on the water and raised the photo stone with a smirk on her face.

"If you fight when you're drunk, it's an additional crime!"