How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Then, Xiaohuo, let's discuss the house rules?"

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other and smiled kindly.

"No problem!"

Xiaohuo waved his hand, his face full of pride: "Rules are only for bad kids, good kids never feel the existence of rules! Ha! Xiaohuo happens to be a good kid!"

"Very good! Ambitious!"

Heiyang laughed and stretched out his hand: "Hongli, bring the house rules!"

"Here they are!"

Hongli stretched out her hand and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiaohuo: "Xiaohuo, look at the house rules!"

"Huh? Has it been written?"

Xiaohuo took it in surprise, and was stunned for a moment. She found that the paper was folded in half. She unfolded it from the middle, and then found that it was still folded in half, and unfolded it again...

Unfolded again, uh, continued to unfold...

Xiaohuo held up the house rules, watching the long string of paper dragging down, and couldn't help but draw a row of black lines on his forehead. He sighed and slowly read from the beginning.

《Family Rules of Yangli Family in Wusecheng》

[Dear Xiaohuo, welcome to join our harmonious and friendly family. Dad Heiyang and Mom Hongli will fulfill their responsibilities and obligations as parents, so that you can experience the warmth of home and the company of family members. ]

[Before officially becoming a member of this family, please remember and abide by the following rules carefully to avoid destroying family harmony. ]

[First, Yangli’s family has an excellent defense system, and the safety of family members will be fully guaranteed. It is impossible for outsiders to enter the house without permission.

Therefore, if Xiaohuo sees a stranger or other creature at home, report to mom and dad immediately, don’t talk to them, don’t get close, especially when a stranger wants to take you to the aquarium or amusement park with a lollipop. ]

[Second, Yangli’s family only has Xiaohuo as a child, and there will probably only be Xiaohuo as a daughter in the future. If Xiaohuo feels lonely, he can explain to his parents and then look forward to the appearance of one or two younger brothers and sisters. ]

[3. Mom's study room must be absolutely clean and tidy, and the books must be placed in order. Please make sure you don't leave any garbage in the study room. ]

[4. The kitchen at home is generally not used for cooking. If you see food in the pot, make sure it is not left over from the past. ]

[5. Don't enter Mom and Dad's room casually. ]

[6. There is no alcohol at home. If you smell alcohol, find it quickly. It may be some rotten fruit that has fermented. ]

[7. If you see alcohol at home, leave immediately. It is Mom and Dad's medicinal wine. The effect is, ahem, to prevent dementia in the middle-aged and elderly. Children should not touch it! ]

[8. Don't disturb the sloth's sleep, and generally don't disturb Mom and Dad's sleep. ]

[9. When the sloth is awake, be extremely vigilant because this is an emergency! ]

[10. When you hear strange noises coming from your parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in the morning, at noon, or, ahem, at any time, or when your parents scream or shout, don't worry, your parents are just talking in their sleep!

(Additional: The parents' bedroom has been installed with a soundproof barrier. If there are still sounds coming out, it only means that your parents' sleep talk is louder. Ahem, don't worry, your parents can handle it! Well, it means that the psychological endurance can handle it! There is absolutely no other extended meaning!)]

[11. When your father/mother is suddenly caught by your mother/father and taken to the bedroom in the living room, please don't care, your parents are just talking in their sleep! ]

[12. When Xiaohuo wants to go out to play, remember to tell your parents.

If your parents are sleeping, you can choose to wait for your parents to wake up, or bring at least one of the "Red Xiaoli Puppet" and "Black Xiaoyang Puppet" in your room, and make sure the "Little Fire Crane Doll" is in Xiaohuo's bedroom.

Remember to leave a note for your parents when you leave, and you must be back home before 6pm. ]

[Thirteen, if your parents have been sleeping for more than a week, you can choose to actively remind (cross out) and choose to knock on the door to wake them up, unless your parents have explained in advance. ]

[Fourteen, if your parents don't respond, go to your grandmother or grandma immediately. Your parents may be too hungry to walk, so ask them to save your parents! ]

[Fifteen, Xiaohuo must go to bed and get up early, and don't learn the bad habits of your parents! ]

[Sixteen, when Xiaohuo feels that the nutrition of the food at home cannot keep up with his physical development, tell his parents immediately to avoid malnutrition. ]

[Seventeen, there is no so-called "plantation area" at home, but your parents will find a way to find an opportunity to get it out, so don't be afraid even if you accidentally enter the plantation area, maybe they just forgot to tell you that it has been made. ]

[Eighteen, if you can't see the figure of the sloth in the yard, it proves that the plantation area is likely to have been made. ]

[Nineteen, if you enter the plantation by mistake, Xiaohuo must not destroy the plants there, and must not pick unripe fruits at will. When they are ripe, Xiaohuo will naturally have a share.]

[Twenty, if you get lost in the plantation, don't panic, shout the sloth's name, she will appear and take you out.]

[Twenty-one, if the sloth does not appear, walk straight in the opposite direction of the only tree in the plantation, and Xiaohuo will come out.]

[Twenty-two, as a last resort, when you are at your wits' end, think bad things about your parents in your heart, and your parents will come to help Xiaohuo in time... and beat Xiaohuo's butt into pieces afterwards.]

[Twenty-three, even if Xiaohuo complains to grandma and grandma later, and makes your parents' butts bruised, we will not give in! Parents cannot be insulted!]

[Twenty-four,...]

[………]

[………]

“Um…ah…this…”

Xiao Huo frowned more and more, his clever little head spinning rapidly, scratching his head while trying to understand the house rules.

"The rules of our family seem so complicated..."

"Oh, actually, it's nothing. In summary, there are only a few parts."

Hongli waved her hand: "The first part, first get familiar with what's at home and quickly get used to the environment at home.

The second part, don't feel wronged at home, just say anything.

The third part, under normal circumstances, don't disturb your parents if there's nothing to do. If there's something to do...

The fourth part has been classified and detailed to give specific response measures, as well as response measures beyond unexpected accidents, and response measures beyond unexpected response measures..."

"Hmm."

Heiyang laughed and said: "Don't think that a long list is scary. In fact, there are no rules in our family. Most of them are because your parents are worried about your safety and list various situations.

Because it's the first time to be a parent, I'm always afraid of something going wrong."

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo nodded as if he understood, and looked at his parents' genuine concern, and his heart was warm.

But she still had a question: "What is the plantation written on it?"

"Oh, my parents want to plant a very important peach tree. I asked the sloth to help protect it before."

Heiyang explained: "Because we feel that the yard is still not safe enough, so we have to open up a plantation, plant the peach trees in it, and add fertilizer and reinforcement from time to time to ensure its safety."

"Open up?"

A question mark appeared on Xiaohuo's head.

"It's a small world, similar to the small secret realm of the Five Elements and Five Divisions, or the special space of the other side of my parents' magical powers."

Hongli put her hands on her hips and said proudly: "We are going to dig out a small space secret realm in the yard, specifically to hide the peach tree and plant it."

"Yes, we already have the ability to create similar small secret realms!"

Hongli met Xiaohuo's gaze and nodded affirmatively: "Generally speaking, only cultivators who have reached the Nascent Soul stage will come into contact with space abilities.

However, although we are not in the Nascent Soul stage, we already have space magical powers. Even if we are only in the Golden Core stage, the means of using space abilities are not will be lower than those old Yuanying who have been immersed in this for many years!"

"For example..."

Hongli stretched out her finger and drew a black hole in the air: "Magic power, exile!"

"Wow!"

Xiaohuo looked at his mother and the space crack she drew with admiration, and looked into it curiously: "Is this the inside of the space, or is it the outside of the world?"

"So shocking..."

Xiaohuo's pale red eyes were set off by the void. He felt the suction from the space crack, felt the surrounding airflow become irritable and restless, and watched the space crack gradually expand...

Wait, suction? Irritable? Enlarge?!

Xiaohuo suddenly came back to his senses, and just as he was about to speak with his eyes wide open, he saw a pair of big hands smoothing the crack with a slap, and then slapped Hongli on the head.

Heiyang said viciously: "If you continue to do dangerous things like drawing space cracks in your house next time, I will let you talk in your sleep for a month!"

Hongli: "..."

Damn it! The threat from Heiyang is so damn scary!

Chapter 306 People have their own pleasures, but I am lazy and take it for granted...

"When the first ray of light in the morning shines on the earth, Ms. Hongli wakes up from her sleep. She has to prepare breakfast, which is very important among the three meals a day, for her husband and daughter who are still sleeping soundly."

A steady male voice narrated in the broadcasting voiceover sounded in her ears. Hongli was holding Heiyang and sleeping peacefully.

"The rich and delicious breakfast made the family praise it. Ms. Hongli also sat quietly beside her with a smile on her face, watching the two people who were eating voraciously with a caring look.

This is also the happiest time of Ms. Hongli every day. Watching her husband and daughter enjoying the food she made by herself, it seems that all the fatigue and hard work have been rewarded."

Hongli frowned slightly, arched her head, and buried her head deeper in Heiyang's arms.

"After Ms. Hongli washed the dishes carefully and put them far away, she changed into the clothes she usually wore when working and started a day's work.

First, she cleaned the house, then laid the newly bought cushions on the floor and covered the benches with chair covers.

Ms. Hongli put everything in order. Looking at the tidy room, she couldn't help but smile. She knew that this family couldn't do without her."

Hongli's arms around Heiyang's neck slowly tightened and gradually exerted force.

"After arranging the house, Ms. Hongli was ready to do some heavy work.

She was going to plant the small peach tree that she had prepared long ago to pave the way for the happy future of her family.

But before that, she needed to create a small secret space in the plantation without disturbing her husband and daughter's rest."

Hongli turned over and climbed onto Heiyang like an octopus to press on his chest.

"It's not an easy task to create a small secret realm, so Ms. Hongli plans to..."

"Alright! Shut up! Heiyang!"

Hongli sighed and finally spoke impatiently.

She was lying on Hei Yang's body, resting her chin on Hei Yang's chest, opening her sleepy fish eyes, looking at Hei Yang's face, and said quietly: "No matter how much you pretend to be a narration, Ms. Hongli I won’t do what you say, so let’s give up as soon as possible.”

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang sneered twice, put his arms around Hong Li's waist, pulled her into his arms and hugged her again.

"Um, am I not praising you for being a diligent housekeeper and a good wife and mother?"

"Oh, compared to being a good wife and mother..."

Hong Li hugged Hei Yang tightly, buried her little head in Hei Yang's arms again, smelled the breath of peace of mind, closed her eyes again, put her little face on Hei Yang's chest with a happy face, and said softly as if she hadn't woken up. : “I think it’s more relaxing and happy to be a parasite eating the black sun.

Anyway, Hei Yang, well, he is not willing to let me starve to death, hehe, Hei Yang, my Hei Yang, warm and fragrant..."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't take this guy's care for granted!"

A row of black lines was drawn on Hei Yang's head, and he said speechlessly: "Didn't it mean that husband and wife should work together to build their own home? Show your fighting spirit!"

"Aha? Who said that? When did you say it? Why didn't I know?"

Hongli hummed, "Besides, aren't we all working very hard?

You work hard to support me, and I work hard to survive. The division of labor is very clear. "

"What the hell..."

Veins popped out of Hei Yang's head: "Then I'll try my best to kill you now, okay?"

"Come on, come on."

Hong Li looked like she was confident of being favored: "It's up to you, I won't resist, Hei Yang come and kill me~"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Then what do you want to do with the pile of work?"

"Let's talk about it, let's talk about it..."

Hong Li muttered softly: "Anyway, there is still a lot of time, so it won't be too late to do it in a few days.

It’s still early, so keep sleeping, keep sleeping. Aren’t you willing to let you hold the lovely Hongli? "

"Well, how do you say that..."