How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli paused: "Oh, yes, let you indulge in the gentle country, ignore the government affairs, be ignorant and ignorant, cough cough, I mean rule by inaction!

Yes, it is like that! Am I, Hongli, not qualified? "

"Well……"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then quietly admitted: "For Hei Yang, you Hongli is indeed qualified..."

"That's fine then."

Hong Li said with satisfaction: "So continue to sleep."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang frowned in thought, and then suddenly realized: "It makes sense!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Well, sleep!"

"Zzzzzz..."*2

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a knock on the bedroom door, and the "Zzzzzzz" that kept popping up on Hei Yang Hongli's head was instantly interrupted, and Tic Tac Toe popped out of their heads.

Well, pretend not to hear, not to hear...

"Bang bang bang!"

Hei Yang Hongli: "..."

"Bang bang bang!"

"..."

"boom……"

"Who! What are you doing! What are you doing!"

Hong Li jumped out of bed with a dark face, grabbed Hei Yang's coat and wrapped it around him, opened the door, and looked at her daughter at the door with dead fish eyes. She couldn't help but said: "I said Xiao Huo, please be considerate. Mom and dad are two old people, our energy is not as good as you young people!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Huo at the door tilted his head innocently. He first looked at his mother's coat curiously. He frowned slightly and shook his head. He stretched out a little finger and explained: "Well, Xiao Huo didn't mean to disturb you." Mom and Dad take a break!

However, my grandma told me to remember to go over to eat in the morning, so I came to tell my parents.

Grandma also said: I know your parents very well. Even if they promise well, they will definitely not be able to get up in the morning, let alone cook for you! "

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze, her breath stagnated, and she said awkwardly: "That, she is indeed my mother, haha, she is as smart as me!"

"..."

"that……"

Hongli waved her hand with a smile and said quickly: "That's it, I understand, go ahead, go ahead, your parents know, remember to come back early."

"Um……"

Hongli nodded and was about to close the door: "If nothing happens, mom will go back and go to sleep..."

"Wait a minute!"

Xiao Huo quickly grabbed the door.

"Um?"

Hong Li yawned and couldn't help but shed tears at the corners of her eyes. She said with a dejected face, "Is there anything else?"

"Yes, yes, Xiaohuo still wants to know..."

Xiao Huo stretched out his second finger: "Do you need Xiao Huo to bring food back to your parents? How much do your parents want to eat? One bowl? Two bowls?"

"!!!"

As soon as Xiaohuo finished speaking, Hongli's eyes suddenly lit up and she said "Oh!" before Xiaohuo could react, he reached out and lifted her up. Tears of emotion flowed from the corners of his mouth: "Xiaohuo, if you want to say this, you won't do it." So sleepy!

She is truly a good daughter of her mother. Even though she thinks that her parents are still hungry, her pain is not in vain. Come on, let your mother kiss you. Muah~"

"Hey, hehe, Xiaohuo must be a good girl!"

Xiao Huo was lifted up by Hong Li, and his little face came to Hong Li's mouth. While smiling, his two calves were kicking in the air: "Okay, okay, mom, tell Xiao Huo how much to eat.

Then Xiaohuo set off, and he couldn't keep grandma waiting any longer. "

"Well, Hei Yang and I both know how much our mother likes. She will understand if you just say something."

Hong Li chuckled, put the little fire back on the ground, waved her hand and said: "Have a nice trip! Oh, by the way, don't forget the little puppet!"

"I know~"

Xiao Huo jumped out of the house happily, and under Hong Li's perception, he jumped into the yard, and then spread his wings and flew high!

"This girl..."

Hongli leaned against the door, raised her head and looked upwards. She looked through the roof and heard the ethereal and joyful chirping of cranes. She couldn't help but shake her head and laugh.

She turned around and closed the door gently, pulled off her coat and put it aside. With a "swish" sound, she jumped to lie down next to Hei Yang again.

"This day..."

Hongli stretched out comfortably, pulled one of Hei Yang's arms from the side, covered her belly with his palm, and sighed Youyou: "I live so happily every day... so comfortable!"

This is why she desperately wanted to come back from Five Elements City with Hei Yang. She knew where the happiness she wanted lay.

Well, not outside, but with her family and loved ones, right in this five-color city! Five-color city! Sex city! city! (echo)

A happy marriage, a harmonious family, no worries about eating and drinking, sleeping with the Heiyang that feels great every day, reaching out for clothes, opening my mouth for food... Oh my God! Is this heaven?

At this moment, Hongli's thoughts were wandering to all kinds of strange corners, and she suddenly thought of her friends from the Five Elements Sect.

When they were about to leave, they still felt a little sorry for themselves. The seventeen-year-old Jin Dan still had a bright future, but when he should be struggling, he went to find a man. It was shocking!

Ha, Zifei Li, how can you know the joy of Li?

In Hong Li's eyes, those sect disciples who have to work hard every day to practice and rack their brains to study their magical powers are the ones living in hell!

Feeding spiritual beasts, growing spiritual grass, sweating in the hot alchemy furnace, worrying about food poisoning every time you eat, being coveted by evil people when you go out, and from time to time, someone will suddenly force you to hold a small meeting or something. …

Tsk tsk, even though it was very immoral, Hong Li felt happier and more comfortable when she thought about how miserable they were.

Well, happiness comes from comparison...

I don’t know what Xiaoyun is doing now?

Are you practicing diligently in seclusion in a secret room?

Or a thrilling experience in the snow-capped mountains and forests?

Or fighting passionately in the sect arena?

Oh, by the way, the cultivation world’s who knows how many times “Children fight, adults watch for fun” conference is about to begin. If Xiaoyun participates, he should be able to shine in it, right?

Hongli thought leisurely and slowly fell into sleep...

…………

"Is this the Five Elements City?"

Hong Butian, who had been in hiding for a long time, and Zhao Zhuji, who had also been in hiding for a long time, walked side by side, following the leader on the streets of Wuxing City.

Hong Butian was possessed by Grandma Liu at this time and looked around curiously: "It is completely different from the Five Color City and the Royal Capital. From time to time, monks passing by with their spirit beast companions will not attract much attention... …”

"Ha, of course."

Zhao Zhuji nodded with honor and said proudly: "Next to the Five Elements City is the Five Elements Sect, a major sect of immortals. Now it has been promoted to a holy place in the practice world like my Wuliang Sword Sect. The residents at the foot of the mountain naturally There are plenty of opportunities to meet the monks.

Of course, unlike other ordinary cities, a Qi-refining monk like you will not be casually called an immortal. Even at a young foundation-building stage like me, even here, I stand out from the rest!

Do you understand what the value of a direct disciple is? Oh ho ho ho! "

"Hey, you don't have to emphasize my realm every time, okay?"

Hong Butian said speechlessly: "I've only just started, and I'm already very good at the third level of Qi refining. That old man who keeps wandering all day long says I'm very talented!"

"Who are you talking about, the old man who is floating?!"

The (former) Great Elder of Yaowang Sect suddenly emerged from the ground with a ghostly look on his face, looking at Hong Butian with an evil look on his face: "If I hadn't been kind enough to bring you here to see the world, you would still be at Wuliang Sword Sect now. I’m locked up in Kuba’s cultivation! Are you here to bury me now?”

"Ah this... this is quite... haha..."

Hong Butian laughed twice, then showed a speechless expression, and lowered his voice and said: "But having said that, the rules of the Wuliang Sword Sect are really strict. Even a positive young man like me is bored. That’s enough.”

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm still here!"

Zhao Zhuji couldn't help but said: "You are secretly saying bad things about the sect in front of me, right? Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"

"That's it, just telling the truth. Not only is it strict, but it's also weird!"

Hong Buyian looked at the spear behind him with black lines on his head, and couldn't help complaining: "What, you have to let me put the entire "scabbard" on my spear, um, sword, otherwise it will be considered a violation of the rules. "Gui, that's weird!"

"Ah this..."

Zhao Zhuji's breath froze, her half-moon eyes exposed, and she defended in a low voice: "Although, but, after all, we are called Jianmen!"

"..."

Hong Butian rolled his eyes and didn't say anything more. He continued to look around with a hungry look on his face: "Now that I finally got out, I have to see enough!"

"Don't be too relaxed!"

Zhao Zhuji raised her eyebrows: "But it's not a bad thing if you come out with me. After all, if I'm not watching you from the sect, who knows whether you will be lazy and slack off in your practice?"

"Wow, I've said it many times, it was an accident, I was too involved in the drama!"

Hong Butian sighed: "I'm not that kind of character. There really is someone else with that kind of character!"

"Nonsense, I've never seen anyone lazier than you!"

"You just don't know much..."

"you!"

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, don't let people from other sects see your sect's jokes."

Floating, floating, bah, the great elder pointed to the white-haired and white-browed leader in front of him, and said leisurely: "Follow your Jindan realm elders of the Wuliang Sword Sect, don't fall behind."

"I know, I know, you don't need to say this anymore."

Hong Butian waved his hand, turned to look at the great elder with a suspicious look on his face, and asked: "But why did you come with me? I heard that the master of the Yaowang Sect and the elders have reunited and are rebuilding the sect. You Shouldn’t we go along?”

"You can go there anytime."

The Great Elder lowered his head and looked at himself, with a faint look in his eyes: "I want to take advantage of this opportunity for all forces to gather and find out if there is anyone who can help me reshape my body. I don't want to get better if I keep drifting like this. Bar."

"Huh? Is there nothing the Wuliang Sword Sect can do?"

"They have many ways to eliminate this remnant soul of mine."

"Ah, that's okay."

"You kid..."

The great elder sighed and looked up at Five Elements Mountain: "By the way, I heard that the former sect leader is here.

So come here and ask in person, ask her if she still wants to take care of our Yaowang Sect? "

"Well……"

…………

"Quack! Gliding and landing! Gliding and landing! Gliding, uh, uh, uh!"

Xingyun's screams came from near Five Elements Mountain, and an imperfect parabola crossed the sky, hanging Xingyun and Gaga onto the giant branch.

"Bah!"

Xingyun spit out the leaves in his mouth, gave a thumbs up to the dizzy Quack beside him, and praised: "Quack, great job! This time is already great. If we practice more, we can fly to the five colors." The city is looking for Sister Hongli and the others to play with!"

"Quack! Play!"

"You're right, it's this momentum!"

Xingyun nodded with satisfaction, looked at the Five Elements City not far away, scratched his cheek, and his eyes were full of fighting spirit: "But before that, I heard that the brothers and sisters from other sects are almost here. There must be many disciples with high realms among them who can challenge! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil!"

"Ha ha! Hot blood! Boiling!"