How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"That's right..."

"This is how the plot kills!"

"Brother! Run!"

Hei Muguang banged the table, kept the drink money, jumped out of the window and ran away.

"Dear brother! Let's go together!"

Hong Xiaochen followed suit and used both legs to get out from the back door.

"ah?"

The hotel owner scratched his head in confusion and came out from behind. He looked at the drink money on the table and asked with confusion: "Is this too much?"

"ha?"

Qing Yiyi turned to look at the hotel owner and raised her eyebrows: "New here? Don't you understand the rules?"

"Ah...yes..."

The hotel owner's expression froze: "What, what are the rules?"

"Don't talk, listen to me."

Lan Yuying turned to look at the boss with a mysterious look on her face, took out two Qiankun Jade, the most valuable currency of Qiankun Country, and pressed them on the table in front of the shop owner's wide eyes.

“I’ll give these to you. If they come to buy wine later, don’t sell it to them.

Also, tell us, we don’t have to worry about the rest, but we are not allowed to falsify or fabricate facts, okay? "

"this……"

The shop owner was shocked and said: "Are you two going to buy a shop? How much hatred is this..."

"Just ask if it's okay?"

"Of course, of course!"

"Thank you for your cooperation."

Lan Yuying and Qing Yiyi looked at each other and nodded: "Chase!"

The shop owner blinked his eyes, coughed twice, quietly put away the two Qiankun jade, and waved to the waiter.

"Do you know the two gentlemen who were sitting here just now?"

"Ha, who doesn't know this?"

The local waiter in the shop chuckled: "The second master of the black family and the second master of the red family!"

"No wonder……"

The shop owner suddenly understood and waved.

"Go and find a painter to draw a portrait of those two gentlemen. If I can't sleep at night, I will take a look at them and take note of their appearance."

"No need to draw, boss, go to the shopkeeper Wang of the tavern next door, he has quite a few more!"

"hiss……"

………

"It's broken, it's broken..."

Hong Xiaochen sighed as he ran: "Now, the new base area we finally discovered has fallen.

I hope that the boss is a true gentleman with integrity and will not bend his back for gold and silver..."

"Haha, then next time we go there, we will find that the tavern has become our family's legal property."

Hei Muguang couldn't help but complain.

"Wow, you said, didn't you say you stepped on it a little bit?"

Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened: "How come we were still discovered!"

"Nonsense, I stepped on it so many times and it's not discovered. Is it reasonable?"

"..."

Hong Xiaochen's expression froze: "Speaking of which, can we have some drinks while we're on the road?"

"Brother is so smart!"

"Who did you learn how to talk from? Why do you smell like those two unlucky kids..."

"It's normal for a family to behave subtly."

"makes sense……"

…………

"Eh? I seem to hear dads talking secretly about us?"

Hong Li scratched her head, turned to look at Hei Yang who was leaning very close, and asked curiously: "Did you hear that? Did I hear it correctly?"

"Ah, I didn't hear clearly."

Hei Yang showed his dead eyes and said casually: "I guess what you are talking about: It must be those two unlucky children who leaked the secret. I won't beat them to death when I get back."

"Bah, bah, bah, don't be so embarrassed."

Hong Lixian glanced at Hei Yang: "I know very well. Your mother has been chasing you around all day since you were a child, and your father has never beaten you once, right?"

"Actually, it happened once."

"ha?"

"Slap your butt and regret it afterwards."

Hei Yang said quietly: "Now when we have dinner together, we still bring it up, and my father will say with a guilty look that he was too young and impulsive at that time...

Gee, it would be nice if my father's temper could be reconciled with my mother's. "

"Then being beaten by a mixed-gender double?"

"Ah, just pretend I didn't say that."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Li: "What about you?"

"Haha, sister, I have never been beaten!"

"nonsense."

"ah?"

"You have been beaten by me since childhood."

"Human words?"

The arrival of spring adds a bit more vitality to the five-color city. There are new arrivals, old ones leaving, and some that will always be there.

Some couples are very weird together. They have a few words every day and still enjoy it. They look away and roll their eyes, as if their life is missing something if they don't do this.

Some men and women are very simple together. They accompany each other to do things they love to do, and they do things together that everyone likes to do, and finally let the laughter spread into the clouds.

………

The clouds are getting thicker and thicker, and the dark sky changes at any time. Spring rain is not always welcome, but whether you like it or not, it always falls to tell you the arrival of spring.

At the same time, some two guys who had an idea came to the rescue.

When Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying chased after her fiercely, two mature middle-aged men were leaning against the door of the umbrella shop.

The two men each held an umbrella, looked at the two dumbfounded women with concern, pointed at the dark sky, showed a gentle smile, and then walked to their respective wives in a matter-of-fact manner, holding the red They hugged each other with shame.

The raindrops hit the umbrella, and the raindrops also hit my heart.

The two women wanted to walk in the rain for a while so that they could feel their husband's gentle embrace for a longer time.

The two men also wanted to walk in the rain for a while. The wind would wash away the smell of alcohol faster now, so as not to react to them when they got home...

"Oh~~"

Hong Li raised her head and raindrops hit the barrier, leaving blurred water marks, just like a bucket of water splashed on the bottom of an upside-down bowl.

"It's raining and the picture is blurry."

Hong Li closed her eyes and shook her head: "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see anything."

"Tsk."

Hei Yang smiled happily, it would be strange if the rain could block their sight, but those were parents, and they were romantic in the rain.

Well, I don’t dare to look, I don’t dare to look!

"Hey, it's okay."

Hei Yang picked up Hong Li as she screamed, and pulled her from the recliner into his arms.

"No one can see us either. It looks like it's going to rain heavily."

"..."

Hongli blushed as red as a peach.

"Well, I can't see it, Xiaohuo can't see it."

Xiao Huo was reading the book expressionlessly, with a serious look on his face: "The strange noises happening at home are all fake and don't exist.

Phew, Xiao Huo hates rainy days the most, his feathers are almost getting wet! Hate! (o｀з’*)”

………

"Welcome everyone back to the training world's competition that takes place every few years!"

In the sky, two young disciples with good temperament and good looks were floating with the help of flying spirit beasts. Their voices were loud enough to be heard by the monks present.

“After many rounds of arduous competition, we finally arrived at the final four-strong competition!

Today, after three games, we will decide the final champion! "

"Yes, originally the semi-finals and the final battle were divided into two days, but all the big guys agreed that it doesn't take that long for children to fight..."

"Ha, the junior fellow student who is my partner is really humorous. The bosses say that this can better test the disciples' ability to react on the spot.

Because when you are really fighting, the enemy will not give you a chance to rest!

Recovery ability and recovery speed are also one of the tests of a disciple's abilities! "

"Ah hahaha, yes, what my partner senior sister said is really good, I think so too!"

The male host wiped the sweat from his forehead with a guilty look on his face, recited "Self-cultivation of Hosts" and "Human Relations" several times in his mind, coughed twice, and then announced.

"Okay, now we can see that after many rounds of competition, the contestants who stand out on the stage are exactly two men and two women, and there are exactly two disciples of the Five Elements Sect and two Wuliang Sword Sect."

"Yes, it seems that playing at home will greatly benefit the two local holy places!"

The female host took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Of course, we also know that many outstanding disciples from the other two holy places are still guarding the sect in the east, and not all of them have come over.

Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be another fight between dragons and tigers, and the ending may not be like this.

Well, as for the talented young men and women from the other major sects, they are also my hope for the future of the travel world, and they are also the dawn of the future of the cultivation world! "

"Quick, quack, quack!"

There was applause here.

"Very good, now let me introduce everyone on the field!"

The male host smiled and landed: "The first person I want to introduce is this year's dark horse junior sister Xingyun. She just started last year, and this year she came out in the competition and defeated many powerful enemies.

She is worthy of being a master disciple of the Five Elements Holy Land, and she is also worthy of being the proud daughter of the Five Fruits Family! "

"Ha, Dad, are you here?"

Xingyun stood on tiptoe and looked hard: "You said that if I made it to the semi-finals, I would definitely take the time to watch!

I asked Gaga to pick you up at the city gate. Don’t admit your mistake! "

"Oh? It seems that the family members of Junior Sister Xingyun have also come to our scene."

The female host smiled and said: "Are you the father of this junior sister? Stand up and play drums for your daughter... eh?"

Before the hostess finished speaking, she was suddenly startled. She saw Junior Sister Xingyun staring at her. Is there anything wrong with what she said?

"Oh? We can see that an old father stood up in the audience."