How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

The male host continued to cooperate. He turned his eyes to the man in the audience holding a small Li Huohe. The latter stood up and waved to Xingyun, smiled slightly and sat down again. The whole audience was boiling.

Xing Yunqiang smiled on the stage, but Gaga looked bad.

"Gah, they didn't even ask grandpa for his opinion..."

Gaga curled his lips, then lowered his head silently. He saw that one of his grandfather's trouser legs was empty.

"Ha, it was obviously Xiaoyun who called grandpa first."

The man showed a kind smile and stroked Gaga's head: "Gaga will understand when she has a child. When the child needs encouragement, as a father, he should appear in time."

"Well……"

"Well, let's take a look at the next person..."

The female host felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere on the stage, and quickly walked to Hei Xiaolong and introduced again: "Junior Brother Hei Xiaolong is amazing. This is a little genius who became famous a few years ago. It was predicted to be the youngest foundation-building period for the next generation in the spiritual world, but now it turns out to be true.”

"Ha, thank you to the sect, thank you to the master, thank you to the elders, thank you to the country..."

Hei Xiaolong touched his head shyly. He was still a little sore from being beaten by his master yesterday, so it would be better to be more honest today.

This must be impossible!

"Of course, the one I want to thank most is my Brother Heiyang!"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes lit up and he said with joy: "Please allow me to take up a moment of everyone's time and introduce to you my brother and idol, Brother Heiyang!

Hei Yang is my brother's name. The reason why I named him brother is not only because I am really a younger brother, but also because my admiration for him can no longer be described in just two words, so I had to add one more word.

Well, this person just said that I am in the youngest foundation-building stage of the younger generation, so I accepted it shamelessly.

But if we talk about the youngest Jindan period, we must mention my brother. Well, there seems to be someone three days younger than him... Well, I won’t mention that person’s name here, let’s continue reading. Go back to Brother Heiyang! "

Hei Xiaolong held the amplification spirit stone tightly and said with a flourish: "Yes, I want everyone to know his honor and greatness, his character and accomplishments, his pursuit and ideals, his pattern and abilities...

Yes, I have a wish, that is, many years from now, it doesn’t matter whether everyone remembers Hei Xiaolong, but everyone must remember Hei Yang...and at least two more brothers after him!

Because in that era, he will definitely become even greater, and then just three words will not be able to express it...

Um, what are you doing? I haven't finished speaking yet... Um, hey, help! Well, everyone, look...

Look everyone...this is my master, well, I am abused like this every day...

Oh, save...Gululu..."

A whirlpool suddenly appeared on the stage and swallowed up the struggling Hei Xiaolong.

The host blinked and smiled cheerfully at the audience. Everyone secretly glanced at a serious-looking Nascent Soul stage boss named Shui on the seat. They also looked at each other and smiled, losing their memory in a tacit understanding.

Was there anyone there just now?

Was there someone named Hei Xiaolong on the stage just now?

I don’t remember it at all!

How could someone make up such a person randomly? Isn’t it common sense that there are only three people in the top four? Ha ha ha ha!

"Ahem, um, next is the disciple of Wuliang Sword Sect..."

The female host mentally read "The Host's Self-cultivation Deluxe and Thickened Edition" and "The Field Control Manual" to pieces. She sweated on her forehead and felt that she, with more than 110 years of hosting experience, was about to die.

"Well, Junior Sister Zhao Zhuji, please introduce yourself?"

"Hello senior brothers and sisters, I am Zhao Zhuji of the Wuliangjian Sect. Thanks to the sect's love, I am able to bring glory to the sect here."

Zhao Zhuji bowed solemnly and said: "Now I will ask everyone to review my performance. Thank you everyone!"

"Hahaha, Junior Sister Zhao Zhuji is truly a genius of Wuliang Sword Sect. This is evident from the moment she opens her mouth. I believe everyone, like me, is looking forward to her showing off her skills!"

The hostess breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the style of the disciples of Wuliang Sword Sect is still normal!

Fortunately, fortunately, the remaining one is also from the Wuliang Sword Sect, so it should be easy.

Let her think about the information she memorized in advance. The name of the next person is Hong Butian... Hmm, the realm is the third level of Qi refining?

Female host: "???"

"Ah hahaha...it's my turn, right?"

Hong Butian looked at everyone's eyes focused on him and smiled awkwardly. How could he be... the top four?

Could it be that cousin Xiaoli and cousin Xiaoyang instigated them to operate behind the scenes?

Hong Butian's heart was suddenly filled with conspiracy theories, and he felt inexplicably sad. It turned out that the world of cultivation was so corrupt.

It turns out that such an aboveboard game can also be faked?

Can he, a guy who has practiced for less than a year, enter the semi-finals?

Damn it, the world of spiritual practice is so dark and terrifying... The evil forces are doing whatever they want under the protective umbrella!

Hong Buyian took a closer look and saw that the protective umbrella was Xiaoli Xiaoyang, but the evil force was actually myself? !

Chapter 316 This is just for yesterday - another day of trying to overcome laziness!

"that……"

Hong Butian smiled awkwardly and said: "I am very satisfied with the results I can achieve now.

That, competition comes second, friendship comes first, haha. "

"Ah, so..."

The two hosts took a step to the side, revealing the contestants behind them. They looked at each other, counted three, two, and one in their hearts, and spoke together.

"Very good, please listen to us announce the two sides... Oh, wait a minute."

A certain walk-on handed over a note with his head in his hands, then sneakily left with his head in his hands, leaving the two hosts in a mess in the wind.

"Insider! Definitely an insider!"

Hong Li's voice came from the spirit stone in Jin Xiu's hand. She was watching the live broadcast through Jin Xiu, with a face full of indignation.

"Look at that little piece of paper, it must contain the pre-arranged competition rankings!

I'm shaking with anger, has our traveling world become corrupted, can this world be better, woo woo woo..."

"Hey, how can there be an inside story? There are so many big guys watching."

Jin Xiu rolled his eyes, paused, patted his chest, and said proudly: "Well, this girl is one of the big guys!"

"We are done traveling around the world of cultivation, and you have become a big boss..." Hong Li looked dejected.

"What do you mean! Climb away!"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Jin Xiu's forehead, and he couldn't help but say: "It must be an important announcement. Don't use your dirty thoughts to speculate on the integrity of everyone. There is no inside story in our competition!"

"Oh, is it true? I don't believe it!"

Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and pointed at Hong Butian on the stage.

"If there really is no inside story, how can my brother explain it?

Tell me, how much money did he stuff into you, and how much did you, Jin Xiu, take out of it?

Oh, by the way, do you have a share from me, the sect leader? "

"And I!"

Hei Yang suddenly poked his head out from behind Hong Li and couldn't help but say: "I am the husband of the sect master, and I also want to take a commission!"

"You two are ready to climb together!"

Jin Xiu sighed helplessly: "They got there by luck, what can I do?"

"I, Jin Xiu!"

Jin Xiu snorted lightly, with an upright look on his face: "Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not taking any kickbacks! Absolutely, absolutely a righteous partner!"

"Oh ho, I got it!"

Hongli suddenly realized: "You have been excluded and isolated from the gang. They took advantage of it and did not call you!"

"I'll say it again!"

Jin Xiu suddenly shouted loudly, then quickly covered his mouth, turned around and looked around, and whispered: "We are definitely not an irregular organization, and we have not received any benefits!"

"Are you so sure?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "What if you are also kept in the dark?"

Jin Xiu: "..."

"I won't talk to you two anymore."

Jin Xiu snorted coldly: "Otherwise, I will be led astray by you sooner or later."

"You are jealous of our wisdom!"

"You are envious of our eloquence!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Master Jin Xiu was very good at preparing fish. He rolled his eyes and looked at the two people in the picture. He always felt that there was something wrong with their postures.

"I said, how did you do this?"

Jin Xiu probed with some uncertainty: "Hongli, are you being held by him?"

"Hmm, did you just find out?"

Hong Li raised the spirit stone high, showing a rosy smile. She leaned her whole body against Hei Yang. She pulled away a corner of the blanket and saw the latter's two big hands on her small waist. She could hold it with just a pinch. live.

Hong Li twisted her body and pointed the picture around her. The blurry boundary under the rain curtain had a poetic and hazy beauty.

"that……"

Hongli smiled sheepishly: "At home, it's normal to be casual...

I just didn’t expect you to call me specifically to invite me to watch the live broadcast, hehe. "

"Oh, it turns out that I'm just being sentimental, right?"

Jin Xiu rolled his eyes: "I'm really sorry for disturbing you two. I'll get out of here."

"Oh no no no no."

Hongli quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Don't be excited! It's not mine, it's not mine! Don't be angry!"

"snort."

Jin Xiu snorted: "That's about right."

"that……"

Hong Li approached the spirit stone and smiled shyly: "Don't you think it's more exciting when others are watching?"

Jinxiu: "???"

"Ahem hahaha, just kidding."

Hongli smiled and moved the picture to one side.

"Let's look at the rain scene in the distance!"

Jin Xiu: "..."

"But then again..."

Jin Xiu watched the two of them looking leisurely and comfortable on the roof. The mountains and forests in the distance behind them were washed by the rain, becoming brighter and brighter with each wash.

As the angle of the picture continues to rotate, the ancient old city comes into view. Pedestrians holding umbrellas hurried past, splashing water.

A curtain of water hangs under the eaves, and there is a row of potholes directly below.

"Quiet, isn't it?"

Hongli smiled softly.

"You guys are living a really leisurely life..."

Jin Xiu looked at the picture with a complex expression, then turned to look at the noisy surroundings. Suddenly she felt weak all over, as if her breathing was more laborious than Hongli's.

"Cultivation, cultivation, cultivation... I've cultivated to the point where I can't even tell what is real."