How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang only felt that his eyes were in a trance for a moment, and his perspective suddenly became a little different.

Looking at the little hand pressing on the soul exchanger, Hei Yang said quietly in a familiar lazy voice: "Let me guess, are we already useless now?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Hongli looked at "himself" in her arms with a strange look.

"Pia!"

Hongli slapped "himself" on the head.

"What are you doing?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but cursed: "You're sick, it's you."

"Oh no, it's not me who's hurting now anyway."

Hongli laughed loudly: "I have wanted to try this a long time ago!"

"It's been more than ten years, it's been more than ten years!"

Hongli looked up to the sky and laughed: "I finally got this strong body. The next step is to rule the entire continent. Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

"Don't laugh so treacherously in my voice."

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hei Yang's head, his head shook wildly, and he said faintly: "This long hair just feels different."

"Don't talk about those who have it or don't have it."

Hong Li chuckled: "Let me feel good first before we talk!"

"etc!"

Hei Yang looked horrified: "You evil beast, what are you going to do!"

"Ha, today is different from the past."

Hong Li pinched "her" waist and changed the latter's position: "Hei Yang, oh, no, Hei Xiaoli, accept my revenge from Hong Xiaoyang! Watch me beat your butt until it becomes swollen!"

"Hey, there's something wrong with you!"

Hei Yang kicked his legs wildly, trying to escape: "How many times have I told you, this is your own body."

"I don't care, I don't care, anyway, just take the move!"

[Ding, the trial period is over, I look forward to your recharge and welcome to try next time~]

Hong Xiaoyang: "Huh?"

Chapter 354 Probability is really the science that makes people want to curse...

"Ah~~life is full of ups and downs!"

Hongli slumped aside with a look of despair on her face, her eyes lackluster, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

"Back to this small body again, the red glass is weak and the black sun is soaring..."

"Black Sun!"

Hongli said quietly: "Can you satisfy me with one thing? Brother, I have never asked you for much in my life. I only ask you to become..."

"Shut up and don't even think about it."

Hei Yang slapped Hong Li to the point where his head went crazy, and he snorted softly: "You don't have much to ask me for? You haven't asked me much yet, who are you kidding if you put it here!"

"Hey, you have promised so many times anyway, so it doesn't matter if you promise one more time."

Hong Li curled her lips, clenched her fist angrily, and secretly made up her mind: "Just wait, Hei Yang. Sooner or later, I will realize my ideal!"

"Don't tarnish the word ideal, okay..."

Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head and couldn't help but complain: "Whenever you're asleep, I'll secretly open your head and see what weird things are inside."

"Hey, what kind of death threat is this? A murder preview?!"

Hong Li shouted: "Don't talk about opening someone's head as easily as opening a drawer and pushing a door!"

"Okay, okay, don't lie there."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed to the last box.

"Drive quickly, drive quickly, and do whatever you have to do after driving, just take it easy!"

"Okay, okay, now that you're on your knees and begging me."

Hong Li sighed, put her hand on the box, and turned it around: "Then I will help you with mercy."

"Who kneels down to beg you."

"Of course it's you..."

"Huh? Where?"

"In the fantasy in my mind, you are kneeling down and crying, begging Master Hongli for forgiveness."

"Um?"

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Did you make a mistake? It was obviously you who made the move first. Why should I ask for your forgiveness? Is this reasonable?"

"Nonsense, if it were reasonable, would I still just fantasize in my head?"

Hong Li chuckled and said, "I've already kicked my nose and cried in response to you."

"makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully and watched Hong Li unscrew the box, revealing golden light.

Item: Smart Music Box

Quality: gold

Effect: A total of 3,577,236 pieces of music are recorded in it. Each piece is strictly reviewed and selected by at least a hundred music masters of different races. The works can be recorded in the smart music box and be regarded as The highest honor for musicians in the world.

With the blessing of smart music, it can nourish the soul in all aspects.

Function: Reminds you of the first time you hit the beat.

"Wow, my friend seems to have suddenly released something amazing. It's the highest honor for musicians. Does that mean most of it contains great songs?"

Hong Li chuckled: "Suddenly I feel like I have become more elegant."

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, opened the music box curiously, and chose to randomly switch to a song.

“How about listening to music from great musicians.”

"Well……"

Hong Li nodded and kept quiet together with Hei Yang. Their eyes lit up as they listened to the slow and melodious music playing from the music box.

"It sounds really good..."

Hong Li whispered: "Sure enough, no matter what race in the world, music is a bridge for spiritual communication."

"You said yes?"

Heiyang also said in a low voice: "What if some races have organs that hear sounds differently from us, such as different vibration frequencies, but produce the same sound experience.

At this time, you can't just rely on one song to satisfy all races."

"But being selected by so many masters proves its applicability for dissemination, okay."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang, and curiously approached the music box, and found that this thing also secretly had an operating screen built in.

"Let's see what instrument this song is played by... Well, is it sung directly?"

"Huh?"

Heiyang tilted his head and asked curiously: "But there are no lyrics."

"Well, the singer's race, Cricket."

"That's okay, I was wondering why it sounds so familiar, we don't speak the same language..."

Heiyang spread his hands and complained: "If you don't know their voice, you won't know if you get scolded."

"Haha, indeed, let me see, um..."

A question mark floated above Hongli's head: "Eh? Aren't there more than three million songs?

There are only more than 700,000 songs to choose from. , did you buy a fake?"

"We didn't pay, wife."

Heiyang reminded: "It doesn't count as buying a fake, right?"

"Gifts can't be deliberately disgusting, besides, most gifts are sold in a bundle, with a bundled price, oh, found it..."

Hongli was stunned and clicked on something: "Let me see, it says here that music is filtered according to the delivery location..."

[In order to ensure the health and safety of the audience, as well as a good user experience, and truly enjoy the charm of music, we have adopted a strict screening system for factors such as different races, different cultures, and different worldviews.]

[Screening and elimination: The organs of ordinary users of the third type of human race cannot receive music in the corresponding range.

Music that is too difficult for users to understand.

Music with violent and chaotic main melody and bewitching mental ability.

Music with mixed information and knowledge that will bring destruction to the local world.

Music that cannot be transmitted using the media of this world.

Some niche music that is specially accepted.

Some...】

"Wow, so many restrictions."

Hongli sighed: "If I were a song, I would definitely be eliminated."

"But if it can touch my soul, it is a good song to me."

Heiyang said happily: "For example, Hongli, a niche, um, no, exclusive song!"

"Wow, yeah, yeah, yo"

Hongli howled twice, showing a funny face.

"When you sleep, I will howl in your ear, see if you can still say such nice words."

"If you can't sleep, you always have to sleep something..."

"Heh!"

Hongli snorted lightly, too lazy to pay attention to Heiyang.

"In this way, the gift box is open and we can do other things."

"Uh, for example?"

"Ten Ts."

"???"

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Hongli waved her hand with a smile: "You are not serious, are you?"

"You are a very outrageous person."

Heiyang said speechlessly: "Sooner or later, you will play with fire and burn yourself. I tell you."

"That is what Hongli needs to worry about in the future. As for now..."

Hongli stretched lazily, jumped off the ground and stepped on her shoes. She walked slowly to the study and came out again. She took out a comic book and spread it in front of Heiyang, put her hands on her hips, and hummed: "You promised me before that we would finish reading the last book together. We want to read another one.

You said you were going to get married and needed time to prepare, and then you pushed it to after the marriage. Now it's okay, right?"

"There is no problem with this..."

Heiyang stretched lazily, glanced at Hongli with open arms, smiled gently, and hugged her to his arms: "Read from the first page?"

"Otherwise, of course from the first page."