How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Ha, that's easier."

Hongli smiled coldly: "When the time comes, it will be fake and real. You inform your parents and we will help you deal with the scene. Don't worry, there will definitely be no traces of blood on the body.

If there are any accomplices, then root them out and there will be no problem! "

"really!"

Hei Yang nodded and said: "Tell him, we ate seven or eight bowls of noodles without paying a penny, and we want to rob him of some money, so what?"

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo showed his half-moon eyes: "Didn't we have to abide by the rules just now? Why did mom and dad suddenly become criminals..."

"Ha, that's a different story, okay."

Hong Li waved her hand and said leisurely: "If they take the right path and confront us, we will have a clear conscience and be invincible.

But if they want to use tricks from other places and voluntarily do not want the protection of this rule, then don't blame us.

Just like fire always thinks that the kettle is protecting the water, if it insists on burning through the bottom of the pot, tsk tsk...

As the saying goes, don’t cause trouble, don’t be afraid of trouble! "

"Of course, the above are all extreme negative situations that your mother and I automatically came up with when we usually have nothing to do..."

Hei Yang added: "In the travel world, you generally won't encounter this kind of thing once in hundreds of years."

"Indeed, I have confirmed it with Elder Huole. What your dad said is true!"

"Eh?!"

Xiaohuo was shocked: "In other words, does Xiaohuo actually have no need to use this knowledge?"

"That's not necessarily true. It's better to have something than nothing. I'll regret it less when I use the book!"

Hong Li spread her hands, looked at Xiao Huo, and said seriously: "What I teach you next, Xiao Huo, is the key to our real key!"

"Is it new knowledge?"

"Wrong, it's magical power."

"Ah this..."

"Don't be surprised. It's normal. In the past, it was someone who wrongly accused you of bullying you. Now it's about how to prevent yourself from being bullied."

Hei Yang explained for Hongli: "When you grow up, you want to go out alone and don't want your parents anymore, oh oh oh..."

"Hei Yang can't allow himself to add drama to himself!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and lightly kicked Hei Yang: "Read the words!"

"Oh, your parents won't be with you when the time comes, and they may not be able to arrive in time if there is danger. Then you will have to deal with it on your own."

Hei Yang nodded and said: "At this time, the magical power used to protect yourself plays a key role!"

"That's right, the one who always wins the fight may not have the last laugh. Only the one who can survive the most is qualified to dance on the opponent's grave!"

Hongli pointed at Xiao Huo: "If Mom remembers correctly, you already know the magic power of the Immortal in Fire!"

"Ha, of course!"

Xiaohuo said proudly: "Xiaohuo already has this kind of high-level magical power during his foundation period. He's just like Uncle Xiaolong. He's very powerful!"

"Awesome, have you been reduced to being on par with that kid Xiaolong..."

Hei Yang sighed: "It's your parents who neglected your education."

"really!"

Hong Li nodded and looked at Xiao Huo and asked, "Xiao Huo, how many magical powers do you think should be gathered during the foundation building stage to be considered normal?"

"Huh? Huh?"

Xiao Huo said blankly: "No, as long as you gather your magical power, you can successfully build the foundation?

Then we will practice carefully based on this magical power, and so on..."

Xiao Huo frowned, raised his little head, and suddenly thought of his parents' powerful magical powers, and blinked his eyes.

"Uh, two or three?"

Xiaohuo guessed: "Then you will learn a little more when you reach the Golden Core stage, and then you will learn a little more when you reach the Nascent Soul stage?"

"Well... that's about right!"

Hongli nodded.

"Huh, that's okay. Although it sounds difficult, it's not hopeless..."

Xiao Huo let out a long breath.

"It's only a single digit, just learn nine magical powers!"

small fire:"???"

"Hey, Xiaohuo, what are you doing? Don't run away!"

"Hei Yang, look at your daughter!"

"Hei Xiaohuo, get down from the spiritual stone hanging lamp!"

"..."

After a burst of flying cranes, Hongli looked at Xiao Huo who was taken back to his seat, looking dejected and hopeless, and couldn't help but laugh and said: "What are you doing? Is this so scary?

Xiaohuo, you are quite smart, haven't you noticed?

Your talent in cultivation makes Elder Huo Le covetous in wanting you to become Elder Huo. Don’t you understand? "

"But, but..."

Xiaohuo lowered his head and muttered: "The inherited memory shows that Zhengli Huohe only has three magical powers at most during his foundation period. Any more will make his body unable to bear it and his head will explode!"

"Ha, it's just a classic way for an adult to fool a child. You underestimate the brain capacity of intelligent creatures!"

Hong Li snorted, stretched out her finger and said, "I firmly believe that inherited memory is not as good as no inherited memory. In inherited memory, is it normal for Xiaoli Huohe to reach the foundation building stage when he is less than one year old?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment. She thought about it carefully and said with some uncertainty: "It seems that Xiao He can't fly at this time?"

"Correct answer, that's it!"

Hongli grabbed Xiao Huo's shoulders, gently hugged her into her arms, and encouraged: "The inheritance memories they left for you are outdated and cannot keep up with the version. Now just listen to the inheritance version given to you by your parents." That’s it!”

"ah?"

Xiaohuo blinked: "Can it still be like this?"

"Hmm, if you really can't forget it, you can ask your dad Hei Yang to come."

Hong Li pointed behind her and said proudly: "His formatting fist can clear your accumulated memory and remove those rogue bundled information packages with one punch. I have been bullied by him several times before using this trick!

Hey, wait, will Hei Yang do this again? "

Hong Li blinked, and an ominous premonition suddenly came into her heart. She turned her head: "Hei Yang, that...ah!"

Hong Li fell on her back, and Hei Yang slowly retracted his fist and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's too difficult for me. I have to add insurance for you all day long..."

Xiaohuo: "━Σ(Д|||)━"

"Dad, dad, that..."

Xiaohuo revealed her beady eyes, and pointed at the fainted Hongli with a fearful look on her face, and couldn't help but said: "Mom, she..."

"Don't worry, he's not dead."

small fire:"???"

"No need to ask questions, I'm doing it for her own good."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and sighed as he thought of scenes such as "Elder Fire's non-mainstream square dance".

"It's enough for me to bear the pain alone!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo stared at Hei Yang blankly, little stars lit up in her eyes. At that moment, her father's figure became extremely tall in her heart.

This belief in enduring humiliation and protecting his family even if he was misunderstood made Xiao Huo's eyes moist.

She couldn't help but said: "Dad..."

"Um?"

"Has Xiaohuo ever been knocked unconscious?"

"Ah, no!"

"real?"

"Hahaha, dad will still lie to you."

"Huh, that's good!"

Xiao Huo breathed a long sigh of relief, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

Hei Yang quietly removed two fingers from the back of Xiao Huo's head and whistled with a guilty look on his face.

Chapter 359 Promising to water the flowers is loyalty to the flowers...

"Damn it, I never expected that I would have to get out of bed to teach Xiao Huo how to practice magical powers!"

Hongli shook her arms and patted her legs in the courtyard, jumping on the spot to warm herself up.

"Nonsense, you can practice your magical powers in the house, but your family doesn't want to do it? Let alone you want to practice lying down and sitting on the bed."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Do you think anyone will pamper you like me?

I can let you rest and work on your own, but can you rest and let the supernatural power teach Xiaohuo by yourself? "

"Ah, yes, yes, you are the best, okay?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and continued to stretch: "It feels like I haven't left the house for a long time, what's going on.

It was clear that Xiaohuo was brought back from his parents' house a few days ago, but when he came out, he felt like he was in another world. "

"Nonsense, you went out to have a meal a few days ago, came back after eating, and closed the door and collapsed as soon as you got home, can you still be called out?"

Hei Yang was doing radio gymnastics while complaining leisurely.

"Besides, it's been dark and dark these past few days, so it's normal for you to be a little confused."

"The more I hear what you say lately, the more I feel something is wrong. I feel like there is something wrong with every word you say. So is it me or you?"

Hong Li showed her dead eyes, beat her legs and said leisurely: "Sure enough, you still have a problem."

"Come on, if you look at things from different angles and have different moods, you will naturally be different accordingly.

You should reflect on yourself instead of throwing dirt on your dad whenever something happens. "

Hei Yang couldn't help but said: "Although I love you, dad, and won't care about these things with you, they will always change to another form and come back to take revenge on you."

"Ah, thank you. We have experienced your hot revenge these days."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and was too lazy to talk to him.

"It's your fault anyway."

"It's because you think about that kind of thing all day long that you can associate it with it, right?"

"Nonsense, do you mean that Hongli, my brain, is full of waste every day?"

"Ha, is there anything extra besides scraps?"

"You're scolding!"

"Why are you scolding you? Just scold me!"

"You bastard, go to the underworld and reflect!"

"We will die together, who is afraid of whom?"

"Whoever is cowardly is your grandson!"