How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

He scratched the inner wall of the big pot a few more times, put all the fruits of his labor into the big basin, took another small spoon, and picked them up one spoon at a time.

Each spoonful is about the amount that most Malaysians can eat at one time, which is very convenient and a benefit for lazy horses.

"Hei Yang, Hei Yang, husband Hei Yang, please answer quickly!"

Hong Li on the side patted Hei Yang on the back, shook the stockings in her hand seriously, and said expectantly: "What do you think, is this okay?"

"What do you think?"

Hei Yang asked speechlessly.

"After a while, Mom and the others saw me, and I had to be skewered and roasted on the fire."

"Hey, Hey Yang, you are an adult now, and you already have your own independent decision-making authority!"

Hong Li chuckled, covering Hei Yang's face was just an excuse, her real purpose was just to have fun.

She had already planned it. When Hei Yang put it on, she would just take out the photo stone, click, click, click, snap, and then take the photo out to enjoy. It was a good plan!

Even Xiao Huo is probably too lazy to play this kind of childish prank, but it's just right for Hongli's age group. Who gives her someone who can accompany her willful Hei Yang?

Many times, you are suddenly no longer interested in those games or anything like that, and you no longer want to engage in the entertainment activities you used to enjoy. You think you are mature, and this is the price of growing up.

In fact, many times, there is just no one to play with you like your old friends.

This is the price of growing up, it's called loneliness.

When there is no one to accompany you to be willful, and when there is no one to indulge your personality, the joy will disappear, right...

Well, after saying so much, Hongli rolled her eyes, slapped Hei Yang on the back, and shouted loudly.

"Hey, Hei Yang, come and give it a try?"

"You are so evil, right?"

"Why do you say it sounds so ugly..."

"Haha, have you worn it?"

Hei Yang turned his head, stared at Hong Li with dead fish eyes, and questioned his soul.

"Ah ha ha……"

Looking at Hei Yang's serious gaze, Hong Li waved her hands with a smile and said quickly: "No, no, how could it be? I feel so sorry for you Hei Yang, how could I let you wear something I wore? It's nothing, hahaha …”

"oh."

Hei Yang nodded and turned his head.

"Then I won't wear it anymore. There's no need to discuss it."

Hong Li: "???"

"No, something's wrong with you?!"

"I'm so cruel!"

After Hei Yang collected more than two thousand pieces, he raised his hand and poured a ball of water into the pot. The water in the pot spun wildly into a vortex, working hard to clean the residue in the pot.

Seeing this scene, Hei Yang nodded with satisfaction. He had never learned any pot-cleaning skills, but he could figure it out by groping on his own. This wave is called self-created magic!

Hongli's conspiracy failed, so she didn't care much. She turned around and came back with many skewers of barbecue, and handed half of them to Hei Yang.

"Hey, Hei Yang's is yours, and this is mine..."

"What's yours and mine..."

Hei Yang cleaned up the scene, looked at Hong Li's blanket spread on the grass, and gently sat next to her.

Hei Yang said casually: "What's the point between us, right? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. This is called inseparable..."

"well said!"

Hong Li nodded heavily and said quickly: "Tomorrow it will be my turn to wash the dishes again. According to the great theory of "what's mine is yours", I will leave my task of washing the dishes to you!"

"Climb, climb, climb!"

Hei Yang snorted and counterattacked: "Then keep formulating, what's mine is yours, this mission is yours again, keep working hard!"

"ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, gritted her teeth in anger and said, "Then I'll try again!"

"I'll do it again!"

"Me again!"

"I……"

"Isn't it childish? Why don't you rebound?"

"Bounce!"

"Grass!"

"Children are not allowed to say bad words."

Hei Yang put his hands on his hips and lectured.

"You're just a kid. Sister, I've already become a dirty adult."

Hong Li snorted, and suddenly thought of something, and muttered: "But if we wash the dishes tomorrow, we may not be able to go home tomorrow. We might be able to eat a few meals before going home, and then we don't have to wash the dishes. , does that mean I’m always on vacation?”

"You reminded me just by saying this."

Hei Yang had a solemn look on his face and said seriously: "Originally, I was thinking that anything would be fine, just whatever.

But now, I will tell you all to go home tomorrow, have a happy and enjoyable dinner, and eat at our house, using our bowls!

It’s rare for you, Xiaoli, to be so leisurely and elegant, so I must help you, right? "

"Are you a dog?"

Hongli got angry and kicked Hei Yang in the side, sighed, lay down gently, and looked at the sky.

"I'm a little tired today, so I went to bed early because..."

"Third uncle is preparing a house for us."

Hei Yang reminded.

"Oh, that's not important. I'll just fall asleep and talk..."

On the blanket, Hongli lay next to Heiyang and closed her eyes peacefully.

"Whenever you go to sleep, why don't you just carry me into the house? Uh-huh..."

Hongli yawned.

"Okay, okay, no more words, go to bed, good night, hubby Heiyang..."

"Xiaoli, you..."

Halfway through Hei Yang's words, Hong Li fell into coma, and a row of black lines streaked across his head.

He sighed, pulled out a quilt and covered her with it.

Heiyang sat beside Hongli, stroking her little head, looking at the faint smile on her face, and couldn't help but smile himself.

"Good night, sweet dreams, Xiaoli."

Chapter 376 If you can't eat in the middle of the night, why is there a light in the refrigerator (funny)

"What, so you two slept outside all night?"

In the early morning, Lan Yuying tilted her head and combed her long hair, looking at her daughter who had just got up, and couldn't help laughing: "Go look in the mirror and see what you look like now..."

"Ah? Um..."

Hongli rubbed her sleepy eyes, waved her hand, and a water mirror appeared in front of her, from which she saw her messy hair.

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, muttering: "Did Heiyang blow me up with a bomb while I was sleeping..."

"What bomb?"

Lan Yuying asked in confusion.

"Ah, nothing, I was just talking nonsense."

Hongli yawned again and admitted honestly: "To be honest, even I can't stand this hair..."

"Hahahaha..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help laughing. She shook the comb in her hand and called Hongli: "Come here, mom will help you comb your hair. Really, you are so old..."

"No need."

Hongli waved her hand, shook her head and refused, snorted: "When I was young, I let you comb your hair at home.

Now that I have grown up, it's too unreasonable to bother you!"

"Huh?"

Lan Yuying's eyes lit up.

"Could it be that Xiaoli wants..."

"Hmm, that's right!"

Hongli nodded proudly.

The two looked at each other tacitly, smiled, counted down three, two, one, and then said together.

Lan Yuying: "Finally you want to be self-reliant and comb your own hair!"

Hongli: "I'll ask Heiyang to comb my hair right now. This job is his now!"

Lan Yuying: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Sorry, mom was wrong."

Lan Yuying finished braiding her hair and sighed with one hand covering her face.

"Mom shouldn't have imagined something so wildly. You should have known what kind of character my daughter is..."

"Hey, mom, you're too hurtful to say that!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain, and whispered in defense: "Mom raised me and took care of me before, so she helped me comb my hair.

Now Heiyang raises me and takes care of me, so he helps me comb my hair, is there a problem?"

"It seems to make some sense, but it seems to be weird..."

Lan Yuying was stunned for a moment, frowned and pointed out the loophole in Hongli's words.

"But, Xiaoli, if you always let others raise you, you will lose the ability to survive on your own one day.

Well, just like wild cats can catch snakes, birds and hunt, but after being raised as domestic cats, if you spoil them too much, they will even be afraid of mice...

At this time, if you throw a domestic cat into the wild, it will only be able to "meow meow meow" and starve."

After a pause, Lan Yuying pointed at Hongli with a serious expression.

"And Xiaoli, you are the house cat that is about to lose its ability to survive on its own!"

"Ah?"

Hongli waved her hand and said indifferently: "That's perfect!

This way, Heiyang will train me into a useless person, a rookie who can't do anything without him.

In this way, I can only meow at home and can never leave him?"

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Hey, hey, mom, what's that expression on your face? It's scary."

Looking at her mother Lan Yuying staring at her expressionlessly, Hongli waved her hand with a smile and couldn't help but quibble: "I don't just let Heiyang support me. I don't do anything!

Sometimes I also help him do a lot of things!