How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Does my mother look down upon me, Hongli, as a parasite? ! "

"Is not it……"

Lan Yuying asked unceremoniously: "Kid Hongli, who gave you the illusion that you are not a little parasite?"

Hong Li: "???"

"False, rumors, slander, slander!"

Hongli couldn't help shouting in retort, she often cooked for Hei Yang!

"Mom, don't believe it. If you don't believe it, I will prove it to you now!"

Hongli took a deep breath, sensed Heiyang's position, turned around and stepped forward.

"I went to Hei Yang to comb my hair, and then I beat his back for half an hour to show that our husband and wife respect each other as guests, live in harmony, make progress together, and support each other."

"Hey, wait a minute, let's not say anything else..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help but shouted: "Remember to wash your face and wet your hair, otherwise it will be difficult to comb it properly and it will be very troublesome!"

"Don't worry, Mom, this isn't the first time Hei Yang has done this job."

Hong Li waved her hand, picked up the water mirror hanging in the air, and slapped it on her face.

"Paji"

"Pfft ah ah ah..."

Hongli shook her head, yawned, raised her hands high, and gave a thumbs up to her mother behind her without looking back.

"Okay, feel better!"

"This child..."

Lan Yuying sighed.

"How can this save people's worries..."

Really, even though the children are already married, she still worries about them all day long. What a hard life!

"However, I am happy and happy!"

Lan Yuying smiled, shook her braid, combed it casually, and walked into the house with Ge'er sideways.

……………

"This, this, and this, match this..."

Next to the "weak" Da Ma, Hei Yang pointed to a large bag of medicine, introduced it to it one by one, and told it to pay attention to the precautions when taking it.

"You can swallow it in one gulp, or if you feel dry, just drink some water..."

Hei Yang looked serious: "Eat after meals, once in the morning and once in the evening. Don't get too close to other pony girls during this period.

If you don’t feel better after a week, just use the communication spirit stone to notify me. I taught you how to use that, right? "

"His voice! His voice!"

Da Ma nodded repeatedly, he will, remember, he will definitely follow the doctor's instructions.

Dr. Heiyang must cure it. It doesn't want to go back to its previous numb life of not being interested in anything!

I could have endured the darkness, if I had never seen the light——Malaysian emo.

"Well, don't worry, as long as you strictly follow what I told you, there will be no problem."

Hei Yang patted Da Ma's back gently, accidentally causing the weak guy to stumble.

"you……"

A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head.

"Well, you can double the amount of medicine I just mentioned, and the number of times remains the same."

"hiss???"

Malaysia has a question mark. No, the dosage is doubled? Doctor, doctor, can it be saved?

"It's okay, it's okay. I can bring you back even if you died before..."

Hei Yang paused and said seriously: "But this is not a reason for you not to respect and cherish life. Just treat this life as your only one!"

"Hissing Law!"

The big horse nodded repeatedly, he knew, he knew.

It has finally managed to increase the pony girl's favorability with this account. If it starts a new account again, it won't be willing to let it go!

"Well, it's good that you know..."

Hei Yang nodded and wanted to continue to say something. Suddenly he raised his eyebrows and turned to look into the distance, only to see Hong Li waving to him over there.

"Well, that's it, I'm leaving first."

Hei Yang directly waved goodbye to Da Ma.

"I'm going to be with my wife."

"hissing sound——"

The big horse raised one front hoof and waved goodbye to the black sun, and at the same time neighed loudly, meaning: You also remember to be moderate!

"..."

The black sun in the distance stumbled suddenly and almost fell to the ground.

Dama: "..."

Da Ma blinked his eyes, lowered his head, bit the bag of medicine, threw it on his back, turned around and ran away!

………

"This guy walks pretty fast..."

Hei Yang turned his head and saw the big horse's back disappearing into the green grass in the distance. He snorted slightly and showed an unhappy expression.

"Huh, I'm in the Nascent Soul stage. Well, I'm in the Nascent Soul stage, I'm full of energy!"

"Hey! What's energetic? What's energetic!"

Hong Li jumped over happily and patted Hei Yang. She leaned forward slightly with her hands behind her back, looked up at Hei Yang, and smiled: "Good morning, hubby! You wake up so early!"

"Uh-huh, my mother dragged me out of bed. Could you be sooner..."

Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at Hong Li, and couldn't help but feel sorry for himself.

"Damn it, why didn't I drag you with me, you damn girl!"

"hey-hey……"

Hongli chuckled and didn't reply. She just liked to see Hei Yang look like he was unhappy with her but had no reason to hit her.

"call……"

Taking a long breath, Hei Yangxian looked at Hongli and saw that the girl's face was still wet and her bangs stuck to her forehead, but the hair on her head was still messy. She immediately understood what the other party was going to do.

"so……"

Hei Yang took out the comb from his body and pointed at Hong Li: "Turn around."

"Hey, okay!"

Hongli turned around obediently, allowing Heiyang to start working on her head.

In Hong Li's words, it's Hei Yang who likes long hair and I'm the one with long hair, so you have to be responsible.

Hei Yang didn't object to this at all.

If nothing else, the key is that he likes to dress his wife beautifully, and this is not what he looks like on the screen...

"But then again..."

While combing Hong Li's hair, Hei Yang complained: "You must have been blown up by a bomb! I see that your head keeps banging when you sleep..."

"Hey, what can I do?"

Hong Li curled her lips: "Isn't this the habit of sleeping on the bed at home?

There should have been a small pillow to cushion the position where I was arching, but there wasn't one..."

"It's not all your fault!"

Hong Li snorted softly and asked, "Didn't I tell you to take me back when you went back to the house to sleep? What happened?"

"In the end, I didn't go back to the house to sleep."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's reason was impeccable, which made Hong Li stunned for a moment, unable to think of any rebuttal.

"No, no!"

Hongli shook her head in annoyance and said angrily: "It's a prairie outside. What if a prairie wolf flies over and takes me away?"

"I'll just bring you back again."

Hei Yang replied casually.

"God brought it back..."

Hong Li imagined that scene, her face pretending to be angry and she almost burst into laughter.

"Can you please be more serious in your answer? Damn it, you are talking nonsense!"

"Ha, you have the nerve to blame me. You must have been the one who started talking nonsense. The third uncle of the horse farm here patrols all day long. There are no prairie wolves within hundreds of miles, ha!"

Hei Yang was not fooled and curled his lips with disdain.

"Besides, even if there are wolves, they can't get close to here!"

"Then, that means there are mosquitoes!"

Hongli quickly changed her tune.

"I've been sucked blood!"

"I also used my spiritual power to block mosquitoes and other things for you..."

Hei Yang said faintly: "You are talking nonsense, keep making it up, I am listening."

"hateful!"

Hongli looked unconvinced. At this time, she loved to fight Hei Yang for no other reason.

"What if it's some kind of large mutated mosquito?"

Hong Li pointed at herself and Hei Yang, who was combing her hair behind her, and couldn't help but said: "We two are the protagonists, we finally go out, can we handle it without running into some trouble?

With our standard equipment, why don’t we have a prehistoric giant mosquito, the heart of the swarm, or something like that... ah! "

Hong Li screamed, revealing her dead fish eyes. Damn it, she forgot that her head was still under this guy's hand.

"Damn Heiyang, you hit me when I was combing my hair!"

"You were the one who started to argue with me here."

Hei Yang snorted softly, and while carefully combing Hong Li's hair, he said quietly: "Besides, I suspect that the two of us are no longer the protagonists.

Doesn’t it mean that after the protagonist gets married, the protagonist automatically switches to the next generation? "

"Ha, and then you crazily weaken the protagonists of the previous generation to set off the next generation, right?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and complained: "I really have you, Director Black."

"whispering sound……"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "You can do it, you go ahead, screenwriter Hongli."

"Ha, why can't I?"

Hong Li said confidently: "First of all, let's change the protagonist back to us and continue to consume our feelings. Even if we die, we have to find a way to set up resurrection or something. Then the world will suddenly encounter a disaster, and we two..."

"Boom!!!"

Before Hongli finished speaking, loud noises came from her ears, along with the neighing of horses and the sound of hoofbeats: "Neighing!!!"

"???"