How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"If you get a daughter like this, what more can your parents ask for!"

Hei Yang Hongli looked touched.

"Ah, I heard that you are going to teach Xiao Huo what magical powers you want to practice today?"

Lan Yuying's voice came from outside the screen.

"Then you two must be prepared in advance to teach me carefully. Don't be hasty and fool around with things. Otherwise, if I find out, huh!"

"Ah this."

Hei Yang Hongli quickly assured: "Don't worry, Mom!

How could we not be careful when teaching Xiao Huo?

The quality of teaching will be guaranteed, no problem at all! "

"In fact, we have already taught Xiao Huo several magical powers before this."

Hong Li added: "Xiao Huo has learned very well and used it very skillfully, which shows that our teaching ability is still very good!"

"really!"

Hei Yang echoed: "We are veteran teachers with rich teaching experience, and this teaching will definitely be smoother than before."

"That's right!"

Hong Li said confidently: "In order for Xiao Huo to adapt to this dangerous society, these are all necessary!"

"OK--"

Lan Yuying smiled: "Then it's up to you."

"Promise to complete the order!"

……………………

"call."

Hei Yang Hongli hung up the call and continued to lie down lazily.

"Hello."

Hong Li lightly kicked Hei Yang and said faintly: "Xiao Huo will be back in a while. Get up quickly!"

"Huh? Why can't you afford it?"

Hei Yang asked, "If you don't want to get up, why don't you let me get up first?"

"I have a special knack for getting out of bed."

Hong Li snorted softly and muttered: "You can get up in the blink of an eye. It's quick. You don't need to rush me."

"What a coincidence."

Hei Yang snorted: "I also have special skills.

Just take advantage of the time between Xiao Huo entering the door and knocking on the door, I can get up instantly. "

"You're the one."

Hong Li showed her dead eyes and said angrily: "Are you arguing with me?"

"Ha, what's going on?"

Hei Yang snorted: "Want to fight?"

"Ha, I'm not stupid. I'm fighting with you here..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and curled her lips: "It's not impossible to get up. You have to agree to my condition. If you agree, I'll get up."

"Don't ask me to switch with you!"

Hei Yang categorically refused.

Hongli: "..."

"whispering sound."

Hong Li spat with an unhappy look on her face: "You know this is my condition?"

"Could it be anything else?"

Hei Yang showed a suspicious and wary expression.

"You're not going to give me any new work, are you?"

"Hey, you guy, can't you listen to what conditions I have to say first and then think about it? It would be too rude to refuse directly!"

Hongli said angrily.

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I'll listen to you."

"Haha, then you must listen carefully to my conditions..."

Hong Li paused, then suddenly took out the body swapping device and slapped Hei Yang on the forehead.

"This is my condition, please cooperate with me obediently! Hahaha..."

"Fuck, I knew it! Don't even think about it!"

Hei Yang's pupils shrank sharply, and at the critical moment, he moved his body to avoid the fatal attack, and reached out to grab Hong Li and snatch the murder weapon away.

However, Hongli was extremely stubborn and was not subdued by Hei Yang. She repeatedly attacked and fought back, and Hei Yang almost let her succeed.

Fortunately, the devil is as tall as the devil and the Tao is as tall as the devil. Hei Yang finally succeeded in subduing Hong Li and temporarily confiscated her crime tools.

"Ha, that's it?"

Hei Yang pressed Hong Li's little head and hummed softly: "Is it really yours? You dare to use force with me, right?"

"whispering sound."

Hong Li turned her head away unhappily, and before she could say anything, she felt her body being slowly lifted up.

"Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?"

Hong Li was startled when Hei Yang's voice came to her ears.

"If you don't want to get up, I'll help you get up. Watch me put on all the clothes for you. Why can't you get up?"

"Hey, don't be like this, don't be like this..."

Hongli tried to struggle, but failed in the end. She was wrapped tightly and was forced to sit up.

"Well, not bad. That's great. Since you got up so early, you can teach Xiao Huo today."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and smiled slightly.

"Well……"

Hong Li paused, her face turned red, and she scolded Hei Yang: "******"

"Hey, what do you mean? It's true."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and replied unhappily: "Now you're good enough to start cursing, right?"

"Ah!"

Hongli's face was expressionless.

"I said, don't you feel that something is wrong?"

"Uh, no, it's pretty good, almost..."

Hei Yang also slowly put on his clothes. Seeing that Hong Li looked the same as usual, a few question marks popped up on his head: "What's wrong?"

"Well, I mean, is there a possibility..."

Hongli tugged on her shirt with a look of embarrassment and said angrily: "You're wearing it inside out, you piece of shit!"

"Ahem, puff..."

Hei Yang came back to his senses. Fortunately, he didn't drink any more water, otherwise he would have choked out. He clasped his hands together and quickly apologized with a smile: "My, my, I'll get it back for you..."

"Oh, it's too late, you've already pissed me off."

Hongli snorted softly: "I can't coax you enough."

"Ah, what a good Xiaoli, what a good wife..."

"No……"

Hongli still wanted to continue to be unreasonable, but suddenly there was a sound from outside.

"Mom and Dad, get up and eat."

"Ahem, Hei Yang, I forgive you!"

Hong Li put her clothes back on at the speed of light and followed Hei Yang as she rushed out.

"Hey, Mom and Dad, please slow down, you all have a share, there's no need to fight!"

"Oh, oh, don't worry, it was indeed grandma who did it, can't you see it?"

"Yes, yes, come on, eat quickly. After you finish eating, you will be taught the magical power of Xiao Huo!"

"Don't worry, Xiaohuo won't let your parents down!"

"…………"

Chapter 427 The mountain and moon are lonely, but they haven’t seen me. The stars are dim, but I haven’t seen you yet.

"Ahem, okay, okay."

Hongli clapped her hands, looked at Xiaohuo and said, "Then let's make it official..."

"Xiao Li."

Hei Yang interrupted Hong Li's speech.

"ah?"

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang with a confused look on her face.

"On the lips."

Hei Yang sighed and reached out to wipe the milk stains from the corner of Hong Li's mouth: "Okay, it's okay."

"Ah this..."

Hongli's face turned slightly red, she laughed sarcastically, patted Heiyang on the back to praise him, and turned to look at Xiaohuo again.

"Well, okay, let's continue. Where did I just say it?"

"Mom hasn't said anything yet."

Xiaohuo revealed his half-moon eyes and muttered faintly.

"Ah this..."

Hongli coughed: "Hahaha, of course I know!

Well, very good, it seems that Xiaohuo is listening carefully and can pass mom's test..."

"Excessive indulgence has the following dangers. If you suffer from it, it means you need to exercise restraint."

Hei Yang muttered on the side: "First, memory loss..."

"Climb, crawl, crawl! Hei Yang, can you die?"

Hong Li glared at Hei Yang fiercely, looking angry and angry: "No restraint! No restraint! It doesn't matter, Nascent Soul Stage Overhaul doesn't care!"

"second."

Hei Yang stretched out a second finger: "He has a bad temper, is irritable and gets angry easily."

Hongli: "..."

"Heiyang shut up."

"third……"