How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Shut up, you bastard!"

"It's easy to happen..."

"Shut up, husband."

"Okay, wife."

Heiyang chuckled, crossed his arms and walked to the side, looking at Hongli with a smile, as if asking her to start her performance.

"Qi"

Hongli pouted and turned her head to look at Xiaohuo again.

"Well, okay, let's continue, we just talked about...

Hey, where was I just talking about?"

"Puff"

Heiyang couldn't hold it in.

…………………………

However, no matter what, Hongli would never admit that her memory was reduced because of that kind of thing. She was just angry at Heiyang!

After adjusting her state, Hongli finally started her teaching.

"Well, very good. Today I'm going to teach you the magical power of the devil's heart."

After a pause, Hongli smiled and said, "The manifestation of the magical power of the devil's heart is mostly in the form of a dumb devil shadow.

They are loyal and can move freely, and can help you find those who are malicious to you in the first place.

So we want to teach you this magical power, just to enable you to distinguish the malice and kindness of others when you go to society. After all, you can know a person's face but not his heart, so don't be fooled by others."

After a pause, Hongli showed dead fish eyes and looked at Heiyang with a teasing face.

"Just like your mother, I was innocent and naive at the beginning, and I didn't know the dangers of the world. I fell into your father's trap early, and as a result, my whole life was deceived by him."

"Hehe."

Heiyang showed a funny face and said with a smile: "If Xiaoli was deceived by others, I would be worried, so I had to deceive myself.

Should I say that it was fortunate that she didn't have the magic heart at that time?"

"Tsk tsk"

Hongli smacked her lips, patted Heiyang's chest, rolled her eyes at him, and cursed with a smile: "He is really a big bad guy..."

"Ahem, but Xiaohuo, don't think that all the scammers outside can be like your father."

Hongli put on a serious expression again, looked at Xiaohuo, and reminded: "We are a special case."

"Indeed, not everyone can meet Heiyang like your mother."

Heiyang nodded, stretched out his hand to rub Hongli's head, and hummed: "Your mother can meet me, which is a great bargain, right?"

"Huh?"

Xiaohuo showed a curious look.

"Is what Dad said true?"

Xiao Huo paused and said with a smile: "After all, Mom is so beautiful, it seems more like Dad got a great bargain."

"Hey, you girl, you still don't believe what your dad said, right?"

Hei Yang rubbed Hong Li's head, who looked unhappy, and snorted: "Yes, your mom is pretty, so is your dad not handsome?

But how many people can let her temper be like me, tut tut.

So to put it bluntly, I still think she took advantage of me!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Huo scratched his head: "Is that the case?"

"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask your mom."

Hei Yang gently patted Xiao Li's head and snorted: "Xiao Li, I'm asking you! Tell me yourself, who took advantage of whom?"

"Ah, ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li curled her lips and gave Hei Yang a cold look.

"I took advantage of my husband, okay? Are you satisfied?"

"Hmm?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Your attitude is not right, do it again!"

"Heiyang!"

Hongli said angrily: "Although you are very good, I always indulge you and indulge you!"

"Heihe, that's true."

Heiyang said with a smile: "I did take advantage of you!

I am so lucky to have such a cute and beautiful wife who can always understand me and accompany me to be crazy and make trouble.

Well, we are a family that takes advantage of each other!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's angry expression froze, her little face turned red, she coughed twice, turned her head away, and hummed: "This, this is more like it.

Well, I am also very happy to meet you.

Well, in fact, I am not so happy, usually Happy!

Well, okay, it is indeed a little happier than usual, you, me, you..."

"..."

Hongli's face became redder and redder as she spoke, and she couldn't help laughing. She reached out and hugged Heiyang, and said with a little complaint: "Really, we are already an old couple, and we still say this kind of little love words...

It's embarrassing in front of the child..."

"Hehe, let's not talk about whether we are an old couple or not."

Heiyang smiled and said: "But every day with you is like a new day!"

"Oh..."

Hongli covered half of her face embarrassedly, but immediately laughed and hugged Heiyang and said: "Okay, okay, it's true!

The two of us are the golden pair, made in heaven, the golden man and the jade woman, the cuckold..."

"Xiaoli."

Heiyang couldn't help interrupting him.

"Ah? Ah!"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, but reacted immediately.

"Oh, yes, it seems that the last couple are not good words, hehe..."

……………………

"Ahem."

After adjusting her mood a little, Hongli continued: "In fact, the magic power of the devil's heart seems to be the magic power that has made the most contributions to me and your father.

Because we use it frequently, our proficiency in this magic power is slightly higher than other magic powers.

So it will be more handy to teach you, and you will be able to learn it quickly, so don't worry at all."

"Well, that's right."

Hei Yang nodded, confirming Hong Li's statement, and said faintly: "She even wanted to ask Mo Xin to bring her a glass of water...

It is said that he has made great contributions, but in fact he is just letting others act like cows and horses.

It's a pity that the devil's heart doesn't have wisdom. If it had, I would probably have given up on it long ago. "

"Cut, cut, cut."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang. Although the other person was telling the truth, it still made her very unhappy.

Taking a deep breath, Hongli kept telling herself in her heart: I am an elder, and the elders must let the little brat Hei Yang go.

Yes, Hei Yang is a younger brother, a son, just...

Huh, don't be angry, don't argue with the little brat, give him some face in front of the child, hehe.

Under Hei Yang's strange gaze, he watched Hong Li's face change in various complex ways.

Angry, unhappy, calm, relieved, and finally returned to a smiling face, which made Hei Yang look at him with a question mark.

Her eldest daughter, what kind of disease is she suffering from?

After thinking about it, Hei Yang felt that the most reasonable explanation should be that this girl was secretly scolding herself in her heart again, leaving aside her spiritual victory!

Although both Heiyang Hongli and Hei Yang Hongli's demonic hearts are free of authority and will not be triggered by each other.

But the two of them have been together for so many years, and they can almost see through each other's thoughts with just one look.

"Ahem, although your dad said a lot of nonsense, there is one thing he said that was quite right."

Hongli paused and murmured in a low voice: "One very important point is that the demonic shadow produced by the demonic mind's magical power has no intelligence, so there will be no complaints or passive strikes. Just remember this little thing.

Don't let your cultivation go wrong. It will be too troublesome if you become obsessed with cultivation and are so stupid that you don't know. "

"You think other people's children are just like you, so stupid in everything they do."

Hei Yang would not say anything bad about Hong Li for a while, but he felt unhappy.

Hong Li rolled her eyes.

"Please pay attention to Mr. Heiyang, we are teachers now, we are professors, we are educating future generations.

Therefore, no matter whether it is important or not, as long as it is a knowledge point, it should be stated clearly, clearly and clearly.

Only in this way can one be considered a qualified teacher.

Otherwise, if you think you know something, your child should know it too, and if you know it, your child should know it too.

Otherwise, what kind of teacher would he be if he doesn’t teach this or that? "

"Woooooooo..."

Hei Yang apologized and lowered his head to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, Teacher Hongli, I am too proud and arrogant, and I speak arrogantly. Please don't take it to heart, wuwuwu..."

"Hey, be good."

Hongli raised her hand and rubbed the black sun dog's head with a magnanimous look on her face.

"You are a good boy if you know your mistakes and can correct them! Don't make the same mistake again next time!"

"No."

Hei Yang paused and said quietly: "I made a mistake, I will do it again next time!"

Hongli: "..."

"Ha! Phew!"

The young man saw his mother taking a deep breath, her chest rising and falling, and then her expression gradually became strange, and she turned to look at his father.

"You, what do you want to do!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li warily.

"Hmph, he's the guy who delays the teaching progress and disrupts the order of the classroom, isn't he?"

Hong Li smiled sinisterly and looked at Hei Yang with evil intentions.

"Ada!"

Hong Li kicked Hei Yang on the butt and pushed him to the sofa.

Then, with Hei Yang's horrified gaze, she took out a few iron chains, tied Hei Yang to the sofa, cuffed his hands behind his back, and finally taped his mouth with tape and patted him. Clap your hands and you're done.

"Uh-huh, done."

Hongli looked at Hei Yang who was "wooing" with a funny face.