How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"White silk cat ears or something..."

"…………"

"Xiao Li?"

"When the children go to bed later..."

"Great!"

"It's forbidden. Also, control the volume, sir, the father of the child."

"I understand, I understand, I understand, hehe..."

Chapter 476 The coming tomorrow, together with you, we will pursue beauty across the entire universe!

"Is it a girl? Pretty good."

Black Xiaolong's cheerful voice came from the communication spirit stone.

"But it's a pity that I was in the sect at that time, and my cultivation had reached a critical point. I couldn't distract him from others, so I couldn't express my congratulations to Brother Hei Yang in person."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. Do you think Brother Hei Yang is someone who cares about such a thing?"

Hei Yang leaned on a chair by the wall of the bedroom, waved his hands casually and said, "You are still thinking of sending your greetings to Brother Hei Yang, which makes me very happy. I have received your message."

"Having said that, it's still a bit regretful to miss the opportunity to congratulate Brother Heiyang."

Hei Xiaolong showed a bit of shame on his face, as if he had made some big mistake. It was probably like the feeling that the end of the world was coming, but he missed the last convoy because he slept in.

"Especially, I heard from Hei Hui and the others that there is already a teleportation array directly under the mountain gate to their hometown. It is much more convenient to go back than before. If everything goes well, the trip back and forth will not take much time at all, and it will not delay the practice. or something, but I just didn’t do that!”

Hei Xiaolong raised his head and howled: "I regret it! I hate it! I deserve to die!"

"Okay, okay, it's almost done."

Hei Yang glared with a pair of dead fish eyes and had the foresight to block this sound in advance so that it did not spread too far.

"My second daughter is sleeping. If you wake her up, I'll go over and beat you!"

"Hahaha, let's express some impromptu lyrics!"

Hei Xiaolong rubbed the back of his head and smiled awkwardly: "Anyway, Brother Hei Yang must have blocked the surrounding sounds. After all, Brother Hei Yang usually likes to think about everything when doing things..."

"The flattery is not very good."

Hei Yang waved his hands and said: "In short, everything is going well at home, whether it's our family or yours, uncles and others are all very good. You don't have to worry about this or that. Just practice yours with peace of mind."

"I contacted you, Brother Heiyang, just after I finished my training!"

Hei Xiaolong said that Brother Hei Yang doesn’t need to worry about his cultivation performance!

"Oh, is it so……"

Hei Yang's eyes looked like he was looking at a kid who "played with his cell phone all day and his parents came back and pretended to do homework for the whole day and wrote random questions and then turned the phone back on and said I've been tired all day and can't rest anymore."

"Of course, can I still deceive you, Brother Heiyang?"

Hei Xiaolong straightened his body, raised his head slightly, and said with a proud look on his face: "Brother Hei Yang, didn't you realize that my cultivation has improved a lot?"

"Did not see it."

Hei Yang told the truth and said euphemistically: "It doesn't feel as good as my Xiaohuo, well, in every aspect!"

Hei Xiaolong: "..."

"Ahem, um, Brother Heiyang, let's talk about our little niece!"

Hei Xiaolong laughed twice and changed the subject: "Have you thought of a name for your niece? If you don't mind, I can also provide some suggestions..."

"Actually, I've already thought about it."

When Hei Yang talked about his little daughter, his attention was diverted. He said cheerfully: "I plan to call the name Hei Xiaoxue, it sounds nice and is easy to remember."

"Ehhhhh?"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes widened and he said with a look of disbelief: "Hei, Hei Xiaoxue? You just gave your child such a name?"

"Hmm, what's wrong?"

Hei Yang was a little confused and said: "It's no problem, Xiaoli and I both think it's fine."

"This is a big problem!"

Hei Xiaolong said with a sad look on his face: "With such a simple and casual name, you will ruin your child's future. In the future, children will be embarrassed to say their names when they go out!"

"Hey, hey, what did you say?"

Hong Li appeared out of nowhere, showing her dead fish eyes and said: "Our Xiaoxue has such a nice name, she sounds like a quiet and beautiful girl!

It happened to snow heavily on the day she was born, and it formed a bond with Xiao Huo's name. When others saw the name Hei Xiaohuo and Hei Xiaoxue, they knew that the two must be sisters! "

"Huh? Where did you escape Xiaoxue?"

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li curiously. Xiaoxue had been very attached to her parents since she was born. She had to be held by her mother all day long even when she slept. She had to wake up and cry whenever there was any movement.

Hongli had just put the child to sleep for a while, and now she ran out. Aren't you afraid of waking the child up?

"It's bad, don't mention it. I moved covertly and pulled it full, so I didn't wake her up and ran over."

Hongli sighed softly, feeling the worry of happiness: "Sometimes children who are too close to their parents will have a little headache..."

In fact, this is not the first time Hongli has dealt with this situation. When Xiaohuo was born, she could not do without her.

But Xiaohuo itself is a spiritual beast with inheritance, and the Lihuohe family has the irresponsible tradition of parents running away after birth. Therefore, generations of Xiaolihuohe have long evolved the ability to be self-reliant since childhood. Even if they stick to their mother, there is no one except Huohe. Apart from the dazzling appearance of the precious material, it didn't cause her any big trouble.

But Xiaoxue is different. When a newborn baby is hungry, thirsty, wants to go to the toilet, wants to be held by its mother, or wants the doll next to the pillow, there is only one way to do it - start crying.

And the little kid won't have any tacit understanding with you. He can cry whenever he wants. Crying at three o'clock in the morning is even more common.

In other words, Hei Yang Hongli is a great monk who has turned sleep from a necessity into a hobby. In addition, his daily schedule is irregular, so he can barely keep up with the baby's rhythm without being too busy.

Otherwise, Heiyang Hongli felt that she would be mentally weakened.

However, their parents comforted them and said that children are only too worrying for a while, and it will be fine after a while when the children grow up.

How long, they asked, ten days and a half month or a year?

Parents say they have to wait until their children reach healthy adulthood, right?

The topic is too heavy, all I can say is that the man is silent and the woman is crying.

Ahem, of course it only took a little effort, but they still enjoyed it.

For example, when it came to choosing a name, Hei Yang Hongli discussed it excitedly for several days, and finally unanimously agreed to call her Xiaoxue!

"So why does the brat say there is a problem with my Xiaoxue's name?"

Hong Li looked at the screen fiercely, with a look like "I'll beat you up if you don't explain well": "Your Xiaolong Xiaoqi can do it, but our Xiaohuo Xiaoxue can't? What's the point!"

"Ah, this, that, sister-in-law, that's not what I meant..."

Hei Xiaolong sweated on his forehead and quickly waved his hands to deny it.

Although Hei Xiaolong, who has become more sensible as he grows older, is no longer as hostile to Hongli, the "woman who stole his brother" as before, he is still a little afraid of Hongli.

To be honest, Hongli has never really beaten Hei Xiaolong, but Hei Xiaolong has the impression that she is very fierce and scary. It is probably because she has seen Brother Hei Yang beat her up several times when she was a child. shadow.

Therefore, when he was questioned like this in person, Hei Xiaolong's voice gradually became less confident.

However, he decided to insist on finishing his statement.

"Cousin, sister-in-law, times have changed. My sister and I were named by my parents in their generation, but now we are new young people!"

Hei Xiaolong said passionately: "The names of our descendants should be more characteristic of the times, more personalized, and more in line with social expectations..."

"Well, it just so happens that we have never met society's expectations."

Hong Li glared with dead eyes and said without any fluctuation in her tone: "I'm really sorry."

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang added next to him: "Actually, Xiaoli and I are quite conservative and traditional, and we don't need any new-age characteristics.

Those names should be chosen by you young people, Xiaolong, and we will not get involved.

Of course, if you have any suggestions, you can give them, and if they sound nice, you can refer to them..."

"Yeah, if you have any suggestions, you can tell me."

Next to Hong Li, Youyou echoed: "We won't listen even if you say it."

"Ahem, Xiaoli, let's listen to that."

Hei Yang coughed twice and interrupted his wife's words. Really, she was talking nonsense.

Even if the name given by Hei Xiaolong is really nice, would they give the naming rights of their daughter to others?

Ha, what are you thinking? Qing Yiyi and the other elders couldn't snatch the naming rights from Hei Yang Hongli's parents, so it's just you, a little Xiaolong?

Of course, the child also means well, so there is no need to say these words, it is not polite, eh.

"Speak confidently and boldly!"

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and grinned, showing his shining white teeth: "You can say whatever you want, whatever you want!"

"Ha, then I'm a bit humbled."

Hei Xiaolong rubbed his nose, showed a sunny smile, and said confidently: "I've heard it all. It was snowing heavily the day my niece was born, the weather was freezing, and the rolling thunder was terrifying, so I thought, why not call it the Black Frost Tribulation? In this way, he is domineering and handsome, and he can scare a lot of people just by saying his name. It is simply..."

"Ahem, um, Xiaolong..."

Hei Yang couldn't help showing a polite yet elegant awkward smile and said: "This name, Hei Shuang, Hei Shuang Jie...isn't it a little too, too that..."

"Huh? Which one?"

Hei Xiaolong looked confused: "Doesn't it sound good?"

"To be honest, I don't know if it can scare a bunch of people to the ground, but it almost scared the two of us to the ground."

Hong Li chuckled and showed her half-moon eyes. She just felt that she was too childish just now. Really, how serious is it to compete with a child.

"I think a name like Black Frost Tribulation is a bit too exciting for a girl, or my little girl."

Hei Yang expressed his rejection tactfully: "We'd better call him Hei Xiaoxue. Well, it's a pretty good name, and it sounds friendly."

"Huh?! But, but..."

Hei Xiaolong looked hard to accept and said: "How can he be the protagonist with such a simple name? In those handsome novels and biographies, there are not many people who say that the protagonist is named Zhang San and Li Si, right?"

"The less it resembles the name of the protagonist in the novel, the better!"

Hongli said confidently and directly: "The name Xiaoxue sounds like a child who can live a stable life. The protagonist of the novel just looks at the scenery. Little does he know that behind the scenery, how many hardships he has experienced and how many loving fathers have been sacrificed. mom!"

"ah?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Xiaolong's face.

"Ahem, that, you don't need to understand what your sister-in-law said. You know that we have our own reasons for naming."

Hei Yang looked at Hei Xiaolong who couldn't keep up with Hong Li's rhythm, coughed twice, helped him come back to his senses, and commented on his speech.

"First of all, I think the name Xiaoxue is not as simple as you said. Obviously, the strokes of my name Xiaoxue are better."

Hei Yang showed a half-moon eye: "Secondly, I will tell my uncle that you secretly said bad things about Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li. This is not a polite behavior."

"Ah, no, it's not that bad..."

Hei Xiaolong's expression froze.

"What do you think?"

Heiyang smiled: "I heard from Sister Xiaoqi that what uncle and his wife are most afraid of is that their children will practice outside and learn bad things from bad boys and girls, and become bad kids who don't know manners.

And slandering elders behind their backs, even if they are paid to do things, they have watched us grow up, right?

Do you think uncle and his family will think that this matter "won't be mentioned"?"

"Ah, this..."

Hei Xiaolong was silent for 0.5 seconds, then smiled awkwardly: "Ahaha, that, that brother Heiyang, I just had a new practice experience, and now I have to go into seclusion to digest it, so I won't talk about it for now, ahahaha, you can understand it, the practice is just like this, a flash of inspiration, it comes as soon as you say it, hahaha..."

"Anyway, thank you for your congratulations."

Heiyang smiled and waved his hand: "Come to my house when you are free!"