How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Muguang smiled helplessly and shook his head: "I have talked about so many benefits of practice, but in fact, I am just talking on paper.

After all, I didn’t embark on this path in the first place, so how could I know his full story?

But I am also thinking that this monk is also a human being, and he cannot escape the seven emotions and six desires, and he is different from this mortal world. Even if he also has laws, there is almost no restriction on powerful monks.

At that time, if you are not careful, you may get into trouble.

And since your character is so lazy, I'm afraid you won't be able to defeat those cruel and ruthless people. If you die miserably in another country, it would be better to live a long life as a mortal.

In fact, your mother and I have thought about these things. We are worried that you will be bullied when you go out, and we always think that you can break away from us and walk out of your own life. "

"Ah, what do you mean..."

Hei Yang's expression was subtle. He was naturally moved by his father's words, but his father didn't know the existence of synchronization in practice!

For him, becoming stronger and more stable is not a multiple choice question, he can have them all!

He is a man who cherishes his life. As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, so he just pushed this "immortal fate" to Hongli.

However, it’s hard to reveal the synchronization of practice, otherwise something big will happen!

"I mean……"

Hei Muguang sighed: "Pack it up, take the spirit chicken with you, let's go to Hong's house and see what your Uncle Hong thinks of your stupid idea."

He and Hongli's father, Hong Xiaochen, were also good brothers who had a life-long friendship. If Hong Xiaochen hadn't risked his life to save him, his life would have come to an end at the age of seventeen.

Therefore, Hei Muguang has always had unconditional trust in Hong Xiaochen, and the relationship between the two families has always been as close as one family.

Now that he and Hei Yang are struggling, they might as well talk things over and ask the Hong family what their attitude is.

Even if Hong Xiaochen chose to accept the spiritual chicken for her daughter, it would be regarded as repaying the favor from back then.

However, Hei Muguang always felt that things would not be so simple.

It's not because of any intuition, but because he has met the girl from the Hong family many times.

How should I put it? Hei Muguang feels that if his son is a girl, it is very likely, a high probability, almost... that's what it looks like!

Chapter 8 Hei Yang, you have done all the bad things!

"Hei Yang, I'm going to kill you!"

"Stop, stop, stop, uncle is here to watch!"

"I'm going to kill you even if I look at it!"

"Oh, Qu Qu Hongli also dares to speak arrogant words."

Hong's house, inside the house, uh... on the floor.

Hei Yang held tightly the Hongying spear he wanted to stab with both hands, while Hongli stabbed the assassin from above!

At this time, both of them have become masters of facial expressions. In just a few seconds, the expressions on their faces change in countless ways, as if they have inherited ancient intangible cultural heritage.

"Speaking arrogantly?"

Hong Li gritted her silver teeth, and her face was full of cruelty and ruthlessness: "I want to see if I poke a hole in your chest and you will die!"

"You don't follow martial ethics and carry out a sneak attack!"

Hei Yang kept squirming and struggling: "Thief, if you can, let me go. When I'm ready, we'll fight another three hundred rounds!"

"You brought the spiritual chicken here without waiting for me to be ready!"

"Nonsense, I clearly sent you a notice!"

"Death notice, right?"

"If you don't know a good heart, this is fate!"

"I'm going to kill you, go to hell!"

"If you don't die, you won't die!"

"..."

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen sat at the table with calm faces, completely treating the murder scene as background music - it can only be said that they are used to it.

"Muguang, you can tell me this kind of thing frankly. I am really moved by my brother and feel a little ashamed at the same time."

Hong Xiaochen smiled helplessly and turned to glance at his daughter who was holding Hei Yang down on the floor: "But, to be honest, you are worried about your son, and I am also worried about my daughter.

This silly girl, I'm afraid that if she goes out with her front legs, her back legs will be put in a coffin and brought back..."

"Uncle Hong, you have to be more confident in Hong Li. She will definitely become a big shot. Just send her out without worry!"

While Hei Yang was jumping on the line of life and death, he couldn't help but interject: "When the time comes, Hongli will become an immortal, maybe we relatives and friends can also get some light..."

"Dad, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, I will definitely die miserably if I go out!"

Hong Li hurriedly retorted: "I will be torn into pieces and my bones will be shattered and my soul will be scattered. Maybe my enemies will find my family and kill me together!"

"Hey, I heard uncle, Hongli is threatening you. Can we tolerate her temper?"

Hei Yang continued to fan the flames: "That's definitely not the case. You can't spoil her. You should send her away now. I'll look down on you if you don't get ripped into pieces!"

"shut up!"

Hong Li increased her arm strength again: "I'll cut you into pieces first!"

"..."

A row of black lines flashed across Hong Xiaochen's head, and he sighed: "You also saw it, these two children...

Well, I can only say that the difficult book for our two families is the same...

Besides, how could I accept such an expensive gift from you? "

"Why not?"

Hei Muguang frowned and said, "Without you, Brother Xiaochen, where would I be today?"

"That's different, one code is the same."

Hong Xiaochen waved his hand: "As you said, this matter depends on the children's own wishes."

"Alas..."*2

The two fathers looked at each other speechlessly, their hearts filled with sorrow.

"What are you sighing about?"

Lan Yuying, Hongli's mother, suddenly looked away from Hei Yang, raised her head and said with a smile: "I think these two children are quite talented. They keep saying that they are not good here and not good there, but If you really want to use your hands, you are more reliable than many children."

"What do you mean, sister-in-law?"

Hei Muguang turned his head in confusion, a little confused.

"What I mean is very simple. These two children are quite talented, that is..."

Lan Yuying showed a wicked smile: "Even if we adults need to force you from behind, there may be unexpected surprises."

"hiss!"

Hei Yang suddenly took a breath of cold air and whispered to Hong Li, who was in a furious state: "Stop making trouble now, something seems wrong!"

"It's quite wrong!"

Hong Li's eyes were on fire: "The biggest mistake is that I can let you live until now!"

"grass (a plant)"

Hei Yang suddenly let go, tilted his head, and narrowly dodged the Hongying Spear, causing the latter to be nailed to the floor.

"Listen to what they are saying for yourself!"

Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li's head with both hands and turned her face to the side: "Don't look at me, look at them loudly plotting something terrible!"

"ah?"

Hongli slapped away the claw that almost went into her mouth, and looked at the three adults on the field with dead eyes.

"I don't want to be confused anymore. What I mean is very simple."

Lan Yuying chuckled and said: "Send the two children to the immortal and let them apprentice together so that they can be companions in the future."

"Ah this..."

Hong Xiaochen was stunned for a moment and smiled bitterly: "But there is only one spiritual chicken, so we can't bundle the two children together, right?"

"What a bundle sale..."

Hei Yang sat up from the ground and couldn't help but complain: "What do you think?"

"my comment……"

Hong Li looked solemn: "Something seems to be really wrong!"

"What if there are two or even more spiritual chickens?"

Lan Yuying looked at the spiritual chicken tied up beside him, and smiled slightly: "Is it possible to send both children there?"

"this……"

Hong Xiaochen looked at the spiritual chicken in surprise: "Yu Ying, do you want it to reproduce?

But this time is too late. The immortal is only passing by here temporarily, and he may leave when he knows. "

"Yes, this method is a bit unrealistic."

Hei Muguang shook his head in agreement: "And we have no experience in breeding spiritual chickens..."

"Oh, you all have gone astray!"

Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head: "Do you still remember the big case of the "red-haired old man" in the city?"

"That's natural. I was personally involved in that case back then!"

Hei Muguang was stunned for a moment and answered seriously.

That was eleven years ago. A red-haired evil cultivator broke into the city lord's mansion late at night and launched a suicide attack on the city lord.

Afterwards, although the red-haired evil cultivator was not good at cultivation and was discovered and arrested, the city lord's legs were also disabled.

At that time, it was only the second year after the new city lord took over - it was at that time that he was full of ambitions and worked hard to rectify the various families in Five Color City.

After the incident, the city lord looked at every big family in the city as if they were moles. The five most suspicious families were the five largest families, black, red, green, white and yellow.

But in fact, this was really not done by the five major clans, but just shouting about injustice is not enough.

In order to express their sincerity, the five major clans jointly paid a price and invited an outer disciple of the Yaowang Sect to use a precious herbal medicine called "Shouqiu grass" to find the real mastermind of the red-haired evil cultivator and return the favor. To clear the innocence of the five-color tribe.

Afterwards, although the outer disciple left in a hurry, Shouqiu Cao left part of it and stored it in the city lord's palace.

"Feed the chicken to eat the mound grass and let it lead us to the chicken nest. Wouldn't that mean we can catch them all in one fell swoop?"

The corners of Lan Yuying's mouth rose: "Both of you have official positions in the City Lord's Mansion. I think as long as you make a request, the City Lord will definitely give you something, right?"

"!"

Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened suddenly: "What a great idea, why didn't I think of it!"

"Sister-in-law doesn't know something..."

Hei Muguang smiled: "After that time, the city lord hoarded a bunch of Shouqiu grass, but never used it much.

In other words, if the two of us want to get a few plants, there will be no problem! "

Chapter 9 As expected of you!

"Wonderful!"

"It's more than wonderful, it's simply wonderful!"

"In this way, both children can be sent to the immortals..."

Lan Yuying looked at Hei Yang and Hong Li, who had frozen expressions, with a smile: "What do you think of this idea?"

"Bad!"