How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"It's not just bad, it's simply too bad!"

"Wait, wait, let me say, is there a possibility..."

Hong Li stretched out a finger: "Is it possible that even if you give the spiritual chicken to the immortal, he will not accept him as a disciple?"

"That's right!"

Hei Yang echoed: "The idea that spiritual chickens equal immortality is just everyone's imagination. It's true that immortals like to eat chicken, but they never said they would accept any apprentices! So I think..."

"Master, madam, there is big news!"

A servant rushed in from outside the door, and at Hong Xiaochen's nod, he opened his mouth to come.

"The "Chu Linzi" Immortal who lives temporarily in the Huang family has publicly announced that in one month, he will leave to continue traveling and practice.

But before that, as long as you are sincere enough, you will have the opportunity to become his teacher, with no limit on the number!

Well, sincerity refers to handing over a spiritual chicken, the immortal said it himself! "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

Big brother, your appearance time is too accurate, right?

"Look, it's better now."

Hei Muguang clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Just in time, when we find the chicken nest, we won't have to worry about doing this multiple-choice question."

"Wow, no, no!"

Hongli waved her hands and said, "Ah, no matter what, I won't go anyway!"

"that's right!"

Hei Yang seriously nodded in agreement. How dangerous it is to go out of the city. There are swarms of tigers and wolves outside. It is difficult to travel through the dense forests in the mountains. It is tiring and easy to get injured!

"Don't worry, don't worry."

Hong Xiaochen chuckled and said, "I definitely won't let you two go alone. If something unexpected happens, not only will the rooster's nest not be found, but the rooster will also be lost. Then it will be all in vain." , no one can go by then.”

"etc……"

Hei Yang suddenly spoke: "You just said that in case of an accident..."

"No one can go..."

Hong Li answered: "Really?"

"Um?"

Hong Xiaochen looked confused: "How can this be false? How can you become a disciple without the spiritual chicken?"

Hei Yang and Hong Li glanced at each other secretly.

[Heiyang: Cooperation? 】

[Hongli: Cooperate! 】

After a moment of communication, the two salted fish understood what the other was thinking, and a strange light appeared in their eyes at the same time.

"No, no, no, I suddenly felt that it would be better for the two of us to go!"

Hei Yang waved his hand: "After all, if there are too many people, the target will be too big, and it will be easy to overwhelm the enemy and lead to returning empty-handed."

"That's right!"

Hongli nodded vigorously in agreement: "Didn't you say that the chicks will eventually leave the nest? I think this operation is a good experience for us!

After all, we can't always live under the protection of our elders, can we?

If we can't even handle this kind of thing, then let's not talk about cultivation in the future! "

"Well, what Hong Li said makes sense!"

"Yes, Hei Yang is right!"

"You guys..."

The three adults couldn't help but be stunned when they looked at the two people who suddenly united on the front.

After an unknown amount of time, Hongli's mother smiled, with tears of joy in her smile: "My good daughter, I have finally grown up and am determined to be independent..."

"Xiaoyang, you..."

Hei Muguang opened his mouth, his face full of surprise and disbelief. He looked at Hong Xiaochen and found that the other person had the same expression.

Taking a deep breath, the three adults looked at each other and said in unison: "Okay! It's up to you two! Without further ado, grab your weapons and set off, the sooner the better!"

Hei Yang and Hong Li looked at each other and smiled, the plan worked!

…

"So, where exactly are we going?"

Hong Li sighed. There was no light in the eyes of the dead fish. His feet stepped on the freshly snowed mountain forest, making a "crunch" and "crunch" sound.

However, although the mountain road is slippery, he is still a martial arts practitioner, so he will not fall or anything.

"We've come this far. Mom and Dad shouldn't be following us. Let's quickly find a place to release this spiritual chicken."

"Bear with me, I've only taken a few steps..."

Hei Yang sighed, holding the iron chain in his hand, watching the spiritual chicken in front of him slowly walk in a certain direction under the confusion of Shouqiu grass.

"Just walk a few more steps, and let it cool down wherever it takes."

"All right……"

Hong Li sighed: "But after working for a long time and putting in so much effort, I just let it go. Isn't it a bit of a loss?"

"Well, it's really a loss. I lost all my blood!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement: "Why don't you just let it go and practice cultivation obediently with the spiritual chicken..."

"If you didn't mention this, we would still be good brothers."

"walk slowly!"

Hei Yang shook his head, stared at the spiritual chicken in front of him and stopped talking - the silence only lasted ten minutes, and Hei Yang's dead fish eyes gradually turned green.

"Hey, you said..."

Hei Yang swallowed: "I don't plan to give it to the immortal anyway, so let's just eat the spiritual chicken, half of it for you and half for me.

Hey, isn’t this more nutritious than the food at Wuse City Restaurant? "

"Gudu... you said that... it's true..."

Hongli licked Little White Teeth with her tongue: "I haven't eaten spiritual chicken yet!

However, the two of us didn’t bring a pot, so what should we do? "

"Barbecue!"

"No, it's a fire in the mountain, and the city lord fell in love with me..."

"Ah, let's find an open place to solve this problem."

"Are you sure you won't attract tigers, wild wolves or anything like that in the open space?"

"Why are you so hesitant now?"

Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "Since you want to eat delicious food, you must take some risks, right?

So what if a big tiger comes? Are you still afraid of a mere tiger? "

"That must be impossible!"

Hong Li waved her long spear in dissatisfaction: "What a bad tiger, I can solve it with a sliding shovel. I'm just afraid of trouble."

"Oh, it's blowing."

Hei Yang said angrily: "No way, no one is really afraid of tigers, right?"

"No way, I don't think anyone could be afraid of that thing?"

Hongli replied: "Is there really someone who can't kill a tiger with a sliding shovel?"

"Are you afraid of tigers?"

"I'm not afraid, what about you?"

"I'm not afraid either!"

"No serious person is afraid of tigers."

Hei Yang and Hong Li high-fived and said, "Coward!"

"Roar!!!"

"Fuck! I'm just talking!"*2

A tiger roar sounded, and Hei Yang and Hong Li immediately felt as if their tails had been stepped on. One quickly held the spirit chicken in his arms and covered the other's mouth, while the other swept across with his spear, erasing their footprints.

"Rustling, rustling..."

In an instant, the two people disappeared and met again on a giant tree that had not been shaved off by the cold winter.

[Hei Yang: Didn’t you say you’re not afraid? 】

[Hongli: Didn’t you say you weren’t afraid? 】

[Hei Yang: Am I too strong-willed? 】

[Hongli: What a coincidence, we are also pretending to be fat! 】

[Heiyang, Hongli: As expected of you! 】

Orange and black patterns, walking in the wind, a giant tiger, walking slowly...

Chapter 10 "My Years in the Tree"

The branches shake off the snow and sprinkle it on the back of the giant tiger. Before it touches the fur, it melts into water droplets, washes through the hair, and is evaporated again. A light mist rises.

There were deep roars coming from the giant tiger's throat, as if the king was patrolling his territory, getting closer and closer to here.

[Heiyang: The face is radiant and the blood is boiling. This is a sign of reaching the extreme level of physical training. This tiger is about to become a spirit! 】

[Hongli: Seriously, are you sure you’ve ever had a fight? 】

[Hei Yang: I think it’s quite embarrassing. You don’t really expect me to slide and tackle, do you? 】

[Hongli: Good fellow, we are finished. By then we won’t even need to buy a coffin, it will just become adult’s excrement! 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, what if, I mean what if, what if this tiger is actually a good beast with a kind heart and doesn't eat people? 】

[Hongli: Don’t close the eyes. Didn’t you see the bloody corners of its mouth? I don’t know which unlucky guy was eaten by it. 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, isn’t it just that the corners of the mouth are a little blood red? Maybe it’s because I love beauty, so I applied some rouge lipstick or something like that...]

[Hei Yang: Well, I can't make it up anymore, so how can this situation be solved? I'm still young and I don't want to die yet! 】

[Hongli: Hey, I don’t want to either. At this point, we can only wait until the tiger walks by, and then we sneak away. 】

[Hei Yang: Is this your method? Do nothing and wait for it to go away? 】

[Hongli: Otherwise, how about you go down and feed the tiger with your body to fill his belly so that I can be saved? 】

[Hongli: Huh? Seems like a good idea! Come on, Hei Yang, let me kick you down. Don’t worry, I will give you incense at this time of year! 】

[Hei Yang: I will kick you down first! 】

[Hongli: Hey, what do you think we should do? 】

[Hei Yang: I think... you are right, we will just wait for it to go away on its own! 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli: Have you brought the sachet my mother gave us? It can emit a "natural fragrance" to cover up your own smell. Please be careful, I don't want to get involved by you. 】

[Hei Yang: Don't worry, don't worry, you can always trust Hei Yang when it comes to matters like survival! 】

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