How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

After getting in the car, Xia Qing no longer messed around like before.

Instead, he remained silent.

She kept thinking about the moment when Lin Yang pulled her out of the crowd just now.

He is my wife!

Thinking of this sentence, she blushed unconsciously.

A person suddenly appeared to protect her when she was most helpless.

Will bring great favor.

This is the so-called hero saving the beauty.

Xia Qing couldn't help but sneak a glance at Lin Yang who was driving.

Not to mention, after what happened just now.

She found Lin Yang more handsome.

Sudden!

Lin Yang looked at the front and said in a flat tone: "Why, are you starting to greedy my body?"

one word!

Get rid of all the previous feelings!

Xia Qing suddenly became angry again.

But when I think of that scene just now.

She finally gave up.

After a while.

Xia Qing said hesitantly: "That... Actually, there is a reason why I didn't get out of the car!"

"Well! You tell me to listen!"

Looking at Lin Yang's plain look.

She was a little confused.

"I'm recording a show right now, and I was originally accompanied by security.

"The content of the program is to let me find an amateur to partner with today."

"I'm going back to my hometown in the afternoon, you can be my bodyguard on the same plane!"

"What?" Lin Yang froze for a moment.

"Being your driver? And part-time bodyguard?"

"I'm not you licking the dog, it's beautiful!"

It has to be said that Lin Yang is like Xia Qing's Achilles' heel.

Every time I open my mouth, I can get angry.

But for her plan, she can only endure it.

"It's definitely not for you to help for nothing. If I give you money, you will treat me as a customer, and you will be my driver, and protect me by the way. Aren't you good at fighting? With your protection, I won't be afraid."

"Give me money?" Lin Yang was stunned for a moment: "Then why don't you tell me earlier, how much!"

Xia Qing almost choked himself with a mouthful of saliva.

A second ago, he said he would not do it.

The face changed so quickly in the next second.

After thinking for a few seconds, he stretched out a two: "This number!"

"Second? Are you sure you're not scolding me?"

"No, really! 20,000, one day, and record the show with me, okay! I know you need money very much, we count as mutual assistance!"

Lin Yang thought about it carefully.

Although I now have 150,000.

Looking back, the mayor promised to give him another 600,000 yuan, adding up to 750,000 yuan.

It seems more.

But after all, the competition lasts for a year.

If you don't guarantee all the other players, you can earn one or two million.

His assets are definitely not insured.

And 20,000 a day, how many orders will it take to do it.

After careful consideration, he decided to take on the job.

However, he definitely couldn't promise too readily.

Pretend to be embarrassed and asked: "I'm not doing it for money, but I think it's dangerous for you to be alone, so tell me where to go in the afternoon first.

"Eh..." Xia Qing hesitated a bit: "My aunt's cousin's aunt passed away, and my mother asked me to go over to offer my condolences!"

"What the hell?" Lin Yang was confused: "What kind of relative is this? Can you tell me what you can call her?"

"No!!" Xia Qing didn't deny it: "But my mother asked me to go, I can only go once, saying that she was very kind to her when she was a child, what can I do."

Lin Yang didn't reply.

After pondering for a few seconds, I shook my head: "No, girl, you know, when we drive an online car-hailing car, dead people are the most taboo. If something unclean gets on it, no one will dare to ride in my car in the future.

"So...you have to pay more!"

puff~~

Xia Qing couldn't hold back and sprayed out.

I thought I was going to be rejected in the previous series of words.

She was thinking about how to convince Lin Yang.

As a result, I have to pay more!

If you want more money, just say it.

What's the reason?

Your own car can't meet dead people or anything.

Did you forget that someone died in your car yesterday!!

Even if there are dirty things.

That is also the soul ring that comes with the car!

Xia Qing couldn't help complaining in his heart.

But the complaints belonged to the complaints, and she dared not speak out directly.

I have to greet him with a smile: "Add more money, okay! Add ten thousand more!"

"OK! That's it!"

"Then let's make an agreement, you can give me a day today!"

Bag?

Lin Yang suddenly felt a little weird.

Is he being adopted?

30,000 a day!

For the price, it doesn't look too bad!

Besides, being surrounded by such a beautiful woman, thinking about it, is quite exciting.

【Lin Yang, come out to me, I'll give you 300,000, give me this chance, I'll pay Xia Qing!】

[300,000 and you want a chance? I’ll offer 500,000! You’re a puppy, whoever can help me contact Lin Yang[Just tell me to buy his right to lick the dog!]

[Are these people crazy, begging for money to be drivers and bodyguards? What do you think, are people so rich these days? 】

[Then you don’t understand, usually bodyguards are a group of people, but this time it’s different, you can understand that Xia Qing is traveling by car with you, thinking about it this way, don’t you think the ticket price of 300,000 yuan is not expensive ?】

[Fuck, Lin Yang is really excited to say that, but I don't think this guy is interested in this girl at all. This kind of man is the scariest, he will never care, but he is good to you, fascinated by women, want to understand him, only to find out when his woman is infatuated, he doesn't take it seriously at all. 】

After the two confirmed their partnership.

Then he drove to Xia Qing's hometown.

A small county below Xihai City.

Although not far, it took more than an hour to get there.

When the two come to an urbanized village.

It was almost noon.

Just got out of the car and haven't had time to call yet.

A few middle-aged people in sackcloth and filial piety walked up to them.

"It's Xiaoqing, right? Ouch...this girl is so beautiful! I hugged you when you were young"!"

Xia Qing looked at the person in front of her, but she didn't remember at all.

I could only smile awkwardly: "Hello, uncle! My mother asked me to bring her to express condolences.

"I know, your mother called and said."

"I really didn't expect you to come. The family members are so happy to know that you are coming!"

Lin Yang looked at this cheap relative.

Always feel baffled.

People are in a bad mood when they die.

Why does he feel that death is like a happy event?

But he didn't think much about it, what if the family is happy or mourning.

His mission is to protect Xia Qing and that's it.

Under the leadership of Uncle Xia Qing.

Several people came to a large courtyard.

The yard is more than 100 square meters.

It was packed with people who came to pay their respects.

Most of them are the elderly in the village.

Those of the younger generation are all out of town and haven't rushed back yet.

Xia Qing came very early.

In the center of the yard is a large boiler.

Chefs and assistants are constantly busy.

Next to it are two bamboo couches.

But the bamboo couch is not for sleeping.

Topped with a side dish.

According to local customs, whether it is a wedding or a funeral.

They have to invite relatives, friends, and neighbors to have dinner.

Except for cabbage tofu in the morning.

Both lunch and dinner are big meals.

There is an incense table in the center of the main room.

In front of the gate, there is a wooden coffin.

Surrounded by wreaths, there are poultry such as chickens and ducks.

For such an environment.

The young Xia Qing was very strange.

She can get a place in the entertainment circle.

On the one hand, it is inseparable from his talent and hard work.

On the other hand is mainly the education and study she received.

Like this rural custom, she felt a little out of place.

In addition, many old people did not know Xia Qing.

So even if she came, it didn't cause much disturbance.

Only the relatives of the mourning family came out to greet her.

For them, Xia Qing's arrival is undoubtedly a gilt for their faces.

Deliberately raised the decibel and shouted: "Oh... isn't this the big star Xia Qing, I didn't expect you to come to the funeral, hurry up and sit down!"

People around heard this sentence.

They looked over curiously one by one.

Not to mention, someone really recognized it.

"It's really Xia Qing!"

"I heard him brag that he and Xia Qing are relatives before, but I didn't expect it to be true.

"Who is that lad who came with her, her boyfriend?"

"It doesn't look like it, it's probably a bodyguard!"

Lin Yang completely ignored these words.

No one greeted him anyway.

Everyone regards him as a bodyguard, so he won't be idle.

Xia Qing was invited by his uncle and other relatives to sit inside.

Keep looking for topics to chat.

Of course, Xia Qing cooperated or smirked the whole time!

From time to time, he cast Lin Yang a look of pleading for help.

It could be seen that she couldn't take it anymore and wanted to run away.

If it wasn't for her mother's sake.

She didn't want to come even if she was killed.

[Few young people today know the funeral customs in the countryside, but this family feels a bit snobbish, can't you see that Xia Qing doesn't want to talk? I have to hold the noodles somewhere and pretend to be familiar! 】

[Indeed, such a person is annoying, and I don't see any sadness in his family. Could it be that the one who died was not from his family?】

【How is it possible? It's either a happy funeral, or his family is heartless, or the deceased is not likable, other than these kinds of reasons, I can't think of any other reasons. 】

【What is Lin Yang doing? He's been in a daze all the time. If you don't work hard, what are we looking at. 】

Fortunately, after chatting for a while, it was time for lunch.

There are only 7 or 8 tables in total.

Almost all of them are old people.

Sitting at the table, Xia Qing was extremely thankful that he brought Lin Yang with him today.

Otherwise, she might not even have someone to talk to.

The people at the table are all over 50 years old.

We can't talk at all.

She thought about holding on for another afternoon and going back after dinner in the evening.

In this way, she can also deal with her mother.

But in the afternoon...

An accident happened!

Xia Qing and Lin Yang are resting in the main house.

Suddenly there was a noise outside.

"Where is the old grandson? It's already afternoon, why hasn't he come yet?"

"Foreman, I called several times. He came as soon as he started talking, but now it's been an hour and he just doesn't answer the phone."

"Boss, I suspect he has changed jobs. A few days ago, he told me that Wang Mazi lacked a suona player. You know, Wang Mazi will fool around and have a lot of orders. He wants to go..."

"Okay!! Stop talking!"

"He probably won't come!"

Several people looked at the team leader a little lonely.

There are fewer and fewer funeral teams like them now.

In the past, suona troupes were popular in rural areas.

A team, about 6.7 people.

There are suona players

There are sheng players, gongs and drums, clappers and so on...

It is a necessary part of the older generation after death.

In the early years, the suona players in the team had a very high status.

If the mourning family asks the suona hand to blow the funeral.

Not only do you have to serve tea and water, but you also need to prepare the grand master's chair for three kowtows and nine obeisances.

After blowing, I have to kowtow and thank you.

It can be seen how high the status of suona players is.

But now, with the development of the times, they are eliminated.

Now that the old people die, it is the young people who make the arrangements.

Most of them invite Western bands to play and sing.

Even find a troupe to sing and dance.

It seems to treat loss as a happy event, as long as it is lively.

This also makes them such a traditional team.

The space is squeezed smaller and smaller.

If not the price is cheaper.

It is estimated that no one will find them.

In addition, young people are unwilling to learn this now.

As a result, this industry has gradually declined, and sooner or later it will be completely finished.

The team leader looked at the crowd and sighed helplessly: "." Although I have learned suona, I can't guarantee that I can play it well.

"Our team has always relied on word of mouth. I will discuss it with the mourners and explain the situation later."

"If he doesn't have an opinion, I'll blow it up. If he doesn't agree, then we can only find another way to wake up.

A few people could only nod helplessly.

Lin Yang heard their conversation.

Suddenly it felt weird.

Is it possible that the system has the function of prophecy?

The suona skill that he had just drawn before.

Just heard about this today.

I thought I would never use it in my life.

Maybe it might come in handy today.

After a while, the squad leader walked into the main room.

After seeing Uncle Xia Qing, he smiled apologetically and said, "I'm sorry that the suona hand may not be able to come. Although I have learned it, I can't guarantee that I can play it well. Look, why don't I try it?"

Uncle frowned when he heard the words: "Old Ning, I invited you here because everyone is from the same village.

"If you want to do this, I might as well hire a Western band!"

"Yes yes yes!" Lao Ning quickly nodded and bowed: "Anyway, I would like to thank you for this first. Since you disagree, I have nothing to say, so I will leave first. I am sorry to waste your time."

"Old Ning~~" Uncle suddenly stopped the team leader who was about to leave.

"No, Lao Ning, you just leave as soon as you say, I have to do something in the afternoon, who will discourage me!"

"This...I can't help it!"

This is troublesome.

Both sides are in an awkward situation.

The blame can only be blamed on the suona hand who ran away without a word at the critical moment!

at this moment.

Lin Yang stood up.

"How about... let me try?"

As soon as the words came out.

Everyone at the scene was stunned.

Xia Qing was even more shocked.

Quickly pulled Lin Yang's clothes, reminded in a low voice: "You are crazy, don't be brave!"

——[What did I hear (Zhao’s)? Lin Yang is going to play the suona? Are you making an international joke! Doesn’t he think it’s fun?]

【This is not a joke, they are having a funeral, if you make trouble, you will easily get beaten!】

【I don’t know what this guy is thinking, blowing suona? I’ve never seen a young man blowing something. Can he play it?】

[It’s not certain, maybe he really knows it, Lin Yang knows a lot of things, who knows if he can play the suona. 】

For Xia Qing's dissuasion.

Lin Yang just smiled faintly: "It's okay, I know it in my heart!

Uncle glanced at Lin Yang, then at Xia Qing.

He was a little puzzled, isn't this a bodyguard?

Why are you still playing the suona?

Could it be that he thought it was fun?

But because of Xia Qing's face, he didn't say anything.

It's not too late to say later if there is an accident.

Team Ning looked Lin Yang up and down, and asked uncertainly, "Can you play suona?"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded.

But the team leader still didn't believe it.

"Young man, it's not that I look down on you, it's just that few young people can boast about this now, can you give me a hand?"

"Okay!" Lin Yang just wanted to test whether the suona skill was good or not.

The team leader was overjoyed when he heard the words.

"You wait, I'll give you that suona, my suona is new, never used once, you don't have to worry about my drool!"

Lin Yang smiled awkwardly: "It's okay, it's okay!"

After a while.

The squad leader came in.

Several other people in the team also came in.

I want to see who is playing the suona.

When they saw it was Lin Yang.

I can't help being a little disappointed.

For such a young person, let alone know how to blow.

Even if it is, it is estimated to be a half-baked study.

And playing suona, the control of Qi is also very particular.

It is necessary to sink the air into the stomach, and then send it out little by little.

Instead of breathing into the lungs in the chest.

The air dissipates too quickly like that, and it is impossible to play the suona for a long time.

But the problem is, look at Lin Yang's belly and that small body.

It is impossible to master the air of playing suona well. .