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The squad leader smiled and handed Lin Yang two black bags.

"Young man, here is my newly bought Suona, I haven't had time to use it yet, try it.

After Lin Yang took it over.

Open the black bag and pour it on the table.

Bang Dang~~~

A bunch of parts fell out.

The team leader looked at the table and smiled meaningfully.

In fact, he can completely assemble it for Lin Yang.

But he purposely doesn't assemble it.

I just want to see if Lin Yang will do it.

If you don't even know how to assemble the suona, let alone blow it.

Lin Yang looked at the parts on the table.

Not at all.

Pick up the suona pole with your left hand and the suona bowl with your right hand.

Put the two sets together.

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the suona core and inserted it into the end of the suona pole.

This continuous movement stunned everyone in the funeral class.

It's not over yet.

After assembling the core, Lin Yang picked up the air tray.

The air disc is a small red disc.

One side is concave and the other side is convex.

This part is mainly to relieve lip fatigue.

So Lin Yang directly inserted the raised surface onto the core.

At this point, only the last part remains on the table.

Suona whistle!

This is also the most important part of the whole suona.

Its size and quality directly affect the sensitivity and stability of pronunciation.

This new suona has never been played before.

At first its reed mouth is closed.

Therefore, it must be opened.

And the reed on the table is a reed reed.

Lin Yang gently picked it up and put it in his mouth to hold it.

About thirty or forty seconds, and then take it out.

At this time, the reed has fully opened.

You only need to install it on the core, and the complete suona will be put together successfully.

These steps seem slow.

But in fact, it only took two minutes from beginning to end.

But just two minutes.

Xia Qing and the netizens in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded!

[Fuck, fuck!! He can't really play the suona, can he? I think his assembly process is smooth and smooth, he doesn't look like a beginner!]

【This is too outrageous, how many things does he know? If one day, someone tells me that Lin Yang will have a baby, I guess I will believe it!】

[Suona is not a big trumpet, it seems to be very simple to assemble, but most people don’t understand this one, unless you know how to play suona, but knowing how to assemble it doesn’t mean that he is good at playing it, anyone who has played it will know how to play it. Assemble. 】

【It’s not that simple. I’ve also learned suona for two years. It’s really not difficult to assemble it, but it’s impossible to be as relaxed and comfortable as him every five to ten years. 】

077, the team leader at the scene, saw Lin Yang so deftly and put together the suona.

I have to believe that he really understands Suona.

This is good news for them.

But understanding does not mean knowing, and knowing does not mean being proficient.

If Lin Yang is not proficient, it is better for the class leader to play it himself.

The team leader had no choice but to say apologetically: "Young man, I apologize for the doubt just now.

"However, I still hope that you can blow it up, so that everyone can have a bottom line."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded.

"Okay, then I'll blow it!"

With the blessing of suona skills.

He knows all the techniques related to suona like the palm of his hand.

Just like suona.

This is definitely his first time assembling.

But it's like the kind with a deep memory.

It is natural to know what to do next.

It is the same at this time.

After he got the suona, he aligned his mouth.

The left hand falls down from the top and holds down the three holes.

Hold the four holes below with your right hand from bottom to top.

Then take a deep breath.

Qi sinks to the dantian.

The originally flat stomach suddenly bulged like a balloon.

The team leader was completely dumbfounded by this skillful movement.

Just one action.

He is already sure!

Lin Yang will definitely blow!

And nine out of ten are not under him.

Suona is like a toy in his hands.

All in one go!

At this time, although Lin Yang put on a good posture.

But it didn't blow.

What is he thinking about.

You can't make a fool of yourself.

Fortunately, there are also a lot of Suona Golden Songs given by the system.

For example, "Crying for Five Watches", "Crying for the Emperor", "A Flower", "Crying Farewell", "Big Buddha Tune", "Han Chuanqu", "Big Funeral" and so on

If he wants to help play the suona later.

It is estimated that nine out of ten will also blow these.

However, now is not the time to blow the funeral after all.

Just play a sad tune.

At this time, the brain flashed!

I remembered how I cried when I watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms when Guan Yu died.

Coupled with the song "This Blessing", it is simply a tear-jerking divine comedy!

It just so happens that the system also has the sheet music for this song.

After getting ready.

Lin Yang closed his eyes slightly, and with the reed on his lips, he took a deep breath.

Then use the breath from Dantian to blow hard.

Suddenly, a passionate and miserable voice exploded at the scene.

That voice seemed to be telling how Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan became sworn brothers.

Shout out to Peach Blossom not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.

But after the passion, all that remains is that the brothers leave.

The involuntary sadness comes from the heart

Want to tell, but can't say it.

There was an air of sadness in the whole house.

Especially men can feel the feeling of being sworn brothers in Taoyuan.

Sudden!

"Brother!!"

"Second brother!!"

"Second brother!!"

"I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

Lin Yang was blowing vigorously.

The sudden miserable cries startled him.

Stop playing immediately.

I saw the squad leader and the two funeral squad members brought in.

The three knelt on the ground and hugged each other, crying loudly.

Not only him, but even Xia Qing next to him burst into tears.

As for the uncle next to him, he hugged the dog on the ground, snotting and crying.

Looking at this scene, Lin Yang's scalp tingles.

The netizens in the live broadcast room are numb!

【Holy shit, what kind of suona is this? It's so lethal. I can't help but marry my dad if I blow it any longer!】

[I thought about my brother, he would rather go to Thailand to reform in order to be with me, but I just want to be his brother "Now...he has become my wife.

[Stop bragging, don't bragging, bragging makes me want to ride my dog ​​to find my long-lost brother. 】

【Then I am the opposite of you. My dog ​​has just listened to this song and has been looking at me. I can feel that he wants to ride me to find his brother. 】

After Lin Yang stopped playing.

Everyone at the scene slowly recovered their emotions.

Xia Qing remembered when she was crying at a flower just now.

Embarrassing toes are all tangled together.

His uncle was even worse.

Watching the dog keep licking his face.

As if to say again: "Brother, don't cry, Yu!"

At this moment, he decided that he could no longer keep it alive!

It knows too much!

As for the class leader and others, it is even more funny.

The three of them recalled the scene of hugging and crying together just now.

They turned their heads away one by one, not daring to look at each other again.

How embarrassing!

Lin Yang looked at their state.

Can't help but wry smile.

The skill of the system is too good.

I just played a suona, and made the whole room cry?

The most bizarre thing is, could it be possible that the three leaders of the team were possessed by Liu Guanzhang?

Lian Bai said all the words.

Is this magic?

Actually he doesn't know.

Those who cry are far more than that.

He and Xia Qing's live broadcast was watched by more than 1 million people.

At that moment, at least tens of thousands of people were crying!

It's a shame no one else can see it.

This is what brings them all together.

Lin Yang's song goes on.

It is estimated that the country will send someone to arrest him and study him.

After a while, the team leader calmed down.

Looking at Lin Yang again is not right.

I thought he might not be able to blow.

As a result, he was dazzled by the smooth and smooth operation.

But now, just one song can make several of them embrace and cry together.

He has been doing funerals for so many years.

I have never heard of someone who can make people cry just by blowing the suona casually.

It's not that simple anymore!

In their line of work, they can be called Heavenly Masters!

A master chef in his early 20s.

Incredible!

Thinking about it again, such a master will set up a stage with me later.

It is a great honor for him!

Thinking of this, the team leader smiled even more.

"Master, you come to join our team at your level, it's simply a brilliance!"

"The few of us are really lucky this time!"

The other two also nodded.

"Master! In the past, there would never be one in a town."

"There are fewer suona players now, and there may not be one in every city!"

"I didn't expect to see such a young master today!"

Lin Yang listened to the non-stop flattery of the team leaders.

It made him a little embarrassed.

I just want to show my hand.

I didn't want to pretend.

As a result, he somehow became a master.

Xia Qing next to him looked at Lin Yang with a look of astonishment.

At first she thought Lin Yang was just joking.

Who would have thought that he could really blow!

And he blew and cried for her casually.

Coupled with the non-stop flattery of a few people at work.

Although she doesn't know what a master is.

But hearing a city does not necessarily have one.

Only then did she understand the gold content of these three words!

And Lin Yang is obviously about the same age as her!

Sings well, drives well, fights well, and plays suona well!

Is he still human!

Compared to Xia Qing's shock and curiosity.

Her uncle was happy at this time.

A master blows the funeral for his family!

What a face!

In the past, I wanted to ask a master master to play the suona.

You don't have to beg like an ancestor, so that he can come over.

It just depends on the mood.

After all, everyone knows that if the master makes a move, face will come!

How many people teach suona for the sake of the master.

Kneeling at the door of the house for a month does not necessarily accept him.

"Oh...Xiao Qing, why didn't you tell me earlier that he is a master, I thought it was Bao..."

"Come, come, master, please take your seat!"

After speaking, he directly brought the chair to the side of the incense table.

Make a gesture of please.

This position has been the seat of the highest status since ancient times.

But Lin Yang wasn't interested.

He didn't want to sit with the Bodhisattva.

It feels weird.

He quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I'll just sit here.

"By the way, the squad leader, when will the funeral be blown?"

"Oh... don't worry, in half an hour, everyone will be here, and all the juniors will kowtow to the old man!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Alright then, I'll go with you first to get acquainted with each other.

It's just that I may not be able to play the tune you play..."

The voice did not fall.

The team leader quickly said: "It's okay, it's okay, we people cooperate with you, and you are the main one.

"By the way, master, why haven't I heard the tune you played just now?"

"Eh...because...I wrote this myself, and it's called "This Blessing"!"

As soon as the words came out.

The squad leader twitched unconsciously.

No wonder they hugged and bowed to each other just now.

It turned out to be the reason for the song!

【What do you mean, he wrote the song himself? Isn't this guy good at singing? Could it be that he also studies mourning songs part-time?】

[Master! I haven't heard this term for many years, and there are very few suona craftsmen of this level. In the past, almost every master master had a unique skill and didn't know what Lin Yang's unique skill was. 】

【Listen to them, I don't believe that Lin Yang is a master. How old is he? Could it be that he has been practicing suona since he was a child?】

[Is it difficult to admit that others are better than yourself? Just now, he made so many people cry in the live broadcast room. You are selectively invisible, right? Come and make everyone cry if you have the ability. You can’t even blow it out!】

After a while, the team leader took Lin Yang to meet other members of his team.

Various musical instruments are placed around the corner of the yard.

There were three middle-aged men who were about the same age as the team leader, smoking and chatting.

I saw the team leader walking back.

The drummer immediately asked: "Team leader, what are you talking about, did you find the suona player?"

The member next to him also said: "How could I find it so quickly? If you want me to tell you, just let the team leader brag and it's over.

Ban Mai, however, smiled and shook his head.

"I don't need to play the suona, we are lucky, I found a master who can play the suona!"

"Master!"

The three of them exclaimed!

Kind of unbelievable.

"Where? I didn't see it!"

The team leader pointed to Lin Yang with a smile: "Master is here, where are you looking!"

Hear this sentence.

How many people were stunned!

The drummer looked at Lin Yang and frowned: "Team leader, are you kidding, if he is a master master, then I am not a master master!"

Another sheng player also echoed: "That's right, this is too young, because the master is not a young man!"

Looking at his old buddy in disbelief.

The team leader also smiled helplessly.

He can understand their feelings very well.

At first, he didn't believe it either.

He knew that he wanted his old buddies to cooperate honestly.

It must be conquered with strength.

Just relying on what they say, they will definitely not be completely convinced.

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang, who is so awesome, just came out of the mountain, isn't he not trusted.

The team leader had no choice but to look at Lin Yang apologetically: "That...Master... I these old fellows are quite stubborn, I will try to persuade you again..."

"Or...or else, you can play "This Blessing" for them again, just a short section.

Lin Yang smiled unconsciously.

"you sure?"

"Uh...you wait a moment..."

The team leader hurriedly took out a piece of toilet paper from his pocket.

Tear off the top and pinch the two sides into balls and stuff them in the ears.

The two people next to him who went in with him suddenly realized.

I also hurried over and got two balls into my ears.

This inexplicable scene made the three disbelieving members look dumbfounded.

"Boss, what are you doing!"

"Huh?..What are you talking about!!"

"Boss!! Are you crazy!"

"What? Do you want to hear it? Then you can listen to it!"

After saying this, he didn't think it was enough, so he covered his ears with his hands.

Afraid to hear that voice again.

Seeing them like this, Lin Yang felt like laughing.

"Ahem~~ Since you guys want to see my strength, then I'll start!!"

at this time.

The three of them, the drummer and the flute, were all a bit hairy.

These people on the other side are really weird.

But for the sake of face, he still firmly depends on Lin Yang's strength.

This time, Lin Yang is not talking nonsense.

Pick up the suona and pose.

Take a sharp breath.

A powerful impact erupted instantly.

The song "This Blessing", which was even more passionate just now, resounded throughout the small courtyard!

Centered on Lin Yang.

It was as if an invisible wind of sadness had been blown.

Instantly swept the audience.

Bear the brunt of the drummers.

Kneeling on the ground on the spot, the three hugged each other and cried.

"Brother!"

"Second brother!"

"Second brother!"

"I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

"Me too!".