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49. Don't Blow It Up, Master, You Will Send Away The Living! (Please Subscribe!)

Several people in the class watched this scene.

While covering his ears, he smiled wryly.

He had guessed that it would end like this.

But he didn't see it.

The whole yard was howling.

Whether it's neighbors or relatives who come to offer condolences.

Or a chef who is cooking.

They all hugged people or things and cried.

This scene looks like a disaster scene~.

Those who didn't know thought how big a disaster had happened here.

Until Lin Yang ends.

All the talents slowly recovered.

When they looked at the suona in Lin Yang's hand.

Just feel the scalp tingling.

Especially the three members of the funeral class who questioned him just now.

How can there be a little temper at this time.

He bowed down respectfully and apologized.

"Master, I'm sorry, it's all our fault!!"

Lin Yang didn't take it seriously either.

He waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll tell you how to cooperate with me later."

This time, there was no doubt in the whole funeral class.

They all listened to Lin Yang's arrangement seriously.

After more than ten minutes.

Several buses came to the door.

The sound of mourning was heard from afar.

"My dear sister, why did you leave like this~~"

I saw two old grandmas walking in while crying with the support of everyone.

Behind him was a group of middle-aged and young people in filial piety.

Lin Yang probably knew about it before.

The deceased was an old woman.

Married far away to Xihai City.

The relatives of the natal family are far away.

So I made an appointment to pack the bus and come together.

Xia Qing's uncle was seeing several old people.

Hastened to meet up.

"Auntie, sister-in-law, you are here, my mother is inside, you also want to be ministers!"

"Old cousin, take good care of your aunt and sister, don't let them cry for too long, they are old after all!"

The middle-aged people behind nodded.

With the help of relatives, friends and neighbors.

Bring out a table.

placed in front of the coffin.

A photo of the deceased was placed on it.

And a censer and a box of incense.

The front of the table was cleared.

The floor was covered with cardboard boxes.

at the same time.

An old man from the same village asked, "Is everyone here?"

"It's all here!"

"Okay, ready to worship!"

The head of the team understood, and quickly looked at Lin Yang and said, "They, filial sons and grandsons, will all worship in a while."

"We'll start when they're ready.

Lin Yang nodded.

Although he can play suona.

But this kind of thing, after all, is the first time he has done it.

The process is not very clear.

Seeing the old man next to the coffin, he was almost crying.

The old man in the same village shouted: "Family worship!!"

As soon as the words came out.

All the younger generation found their seats and knelt down.

With the support of the junior, the old man walked to the front and knelt down.

The old man standing by the table was just about to speak.

Suddenly, the music of the funeral class rang.

A desolate and sad suona sound sang in the small courtyard full of filial sons and virtuous grandchildren.

That voice was heart-piercing, as if it was telling the greatest sorrow in the world.

Hearing the sound of the suona, the old man's sadness was instantly aroused, and his sorrow turned into thousands of tears, and he cried loudly again.

"My dear sister~~~Why did you leave so early~~~"

"Last year you still said~~ you want to come back to see me~~ how can you say that it will be gone~~~"

People are emotional.

Although many younger generations have little affection for the dead old man.

But seeing his relatives crying was heartbreaking.

He will also be infected.

Especially the four middle-aged women who supported the old man.

I cried right away.

"Auntie!! You still hugged me and played with me when I was young!!"

"Aunt~~~"

The cry was like a spell.

Under the catalysis of suona.

All relatives are like infected.

One by one lying on the cardboard box and crying loudly.

The whole courtyard was howling.

At this moment, the air above the courtyard is sad.

The neighbors around couldn't help sighing while watching this scene.

"I really didn't expect these juniors and old people to have such a good relationship, it's so miserable to cry!"

"Yeah, I heard that they don't care about the elderly, it looks like it's fake."

"It's almost impossible to see young people crying at funerals now. It's worth the old lady's departure for such a scene.

However, the truth is not what they thought.

The hearts of the filial sons and grandsons kneeling on the ground are broken.

I don't know why, I just want to cry.

Many of them don't even remember who the dead are.

Coming to the funeral is purely a request from the elders.

make him cry?

Isn't this funny!

He didn't even know who was crying and why he was crying.

I thought it would be over after a cutscene.

As a result, when they were about to kowtow, they heard the sound of suona.

Coupled with the infection of the atmosphere.

Unknowingly, I feel very sad, very sad.

I couldn't help but want to cry loudly to relieve the pain in my heart.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1....

...

[All kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king of the hundred, either ascending to heaven or worshiping the hall. The whole play ends with the sound of the suona, the sound of the song, and the covering of the cloth. The whole village, old and young, waits for the food to be served. They walk and lift the boat, followed by a piece of white. 】

[I don’t know the meaning of the suona at first, but I’m already a person in the coffin when I hear it again. 】

[Suona: Eh? You were born! Suona: Eh? You are full moon! Suona: Eh? You are married! Suona: Eh? You have a baby! Suona: Eh? Your child is full moon Suona: Eh? Your child is married !Suona: Eh? Your child has given birth! Suona: Eh? Your head is seven! Suona: Eh?

【I've decided, I'll take this as my wake-up ringtone from now on, forget it when I get up, if I can't get up, I don't need to get up...】

....

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all moved by the filial sons and grandsons present.

These people cry so sadly.

It can be seen how filial he is.

Even Lin Yang thinks so!

Because this time the only ones who played the suona and cried were the family members of the deceased.

Those in the same village just feel a little sad.

But it's not as exaggerated as before.

Seeing them cry one by one with deep affection and tears.

Not filial piety, what is it?

Lin Yang was also moved by this kind of filial piety.

He also played harder.

Of course, they cried even worse.

until the end of a song.

The suona sound stopped, and these cries stopped one after another.

The two old men in the lead turned their heads to look at the filial sons and grandsons behind them.

"I really didn't expect that you little kids would be so filial."

"In the future, we will leave, so we can rest assured."

Xia Qing's uncle nodded while wiping away tears.

"Ma'am, we just cried and we haven't worshiped yet, let's start worshiping now!"

"Okay! I don't know what's going on, I just wanted to cry just now, so let me accuse you now."

The old man standing by the table nodded upon hearing this.

Just about to speak.

The team leader immediately understood.

"Quick, quick, it's time to worship, and the voice rang."

All the people in front of the mourning hall had just knelt down, and hadn't had time to kowtow.

Another burst of extremely sad suona sounded.

All the filial sons and grandsons who are kneeling heard this voice.

Immediately his face changed drastically!

come again!!!

Before they could react.

The sadness in everyone's heart broke out again.

One by one lying on the ground, patting the cardboard box and weeping bitterly.

For a while, the yard was once again filled with cries one after another.

The villagers in the same village were dumbfounded when they saw this scene!

"What's the matter? Didn't you say worship? Why are you crying again?"

"Damn it, who the hell said that their family treats the elderly badly, so filial!"

"Don't you find it strange? It was fine just now, but when the suona sounded, all of them cried."

"Hey...you don't know that, I heard from the team leader that he is a master, can he play the same thing, even I feel like crying.

The old man next to the table watched the scene in front of him.

Speechless!!

Every time I prepare for them to worship, I start to cry.

You are so filial, why did you go early.

at this moment.

Several ambulances suddenly came to the door.

Immediately after getting out of the car, several doctors in white coats rushed in.

Just in time to see the scene of mourning.

Hastily rushed up.

"Don't cry! Everyone, get up, it's wrong to cry!"

However, he found that these people were simply unimpressed.

As the sound of the suona increased, the crying became more fierce.

He had no choice but to shout loudly again: "Who is the head of the house, get up and talk, I have something important to discuss with you, don't cry!"

Uncle Xia Qing's heart was broken at this time.

He also wanted to ask what was going on.

But I just can't help but want to cry.

The louder you cry, the more comfortable you feel.

Don't care what the doctor says.

Everyone in the same village watching the excitement was a little confused.

what's going on?

The doctor came over and said it was wrong to cry?

Just when everyone was puzzled.

A dozen or so people dressed in sackcloth and filial piety rushed in at the door.

They walked into the yard and saw the coffin placed in the center of the hall at a glance.

Haven't had time to rush up yet.

Suddenly heard the extremely sad suona.

Lie on the ground and cried.

"My old lady~~~"

This sudden scene stunned everyone.

"What's going on? Why did another batch come here? Could it be that they are also relatives of his family?"

"It doesn't look like it, I've never seen this group of people."

"I guess they are cousins ​​from far away. I didn't expect everyone to cry. This family is so filial!"

To say that at this time the most confused.

No better than the few doctors in front of the mourning hall.

Others don't know who the next person is.

They do know.

Because these people are brought here.

As a result, I started crying without saying a word.

Radu couldn't pull it up.

What is this called!

Seeing more and more family members in the small courtyard.

Lin Yang played even more vigorously.

Songs dedicated to funerals come at your fingertips.

Even the team leader and others cooperated very hard.

Cooperate with master chefs, this will definitely let them play for a lifetime!

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room finally realized that something was wrong.

This is too exaggerated.

...seeking flowers 0

Especially the two old people in front.

all crying

Angry, still crying.

It's obviously painful to see her, why don't you stop?

Could it be because of Lin Yang's suona?

Careful people carefully recalled that every time they cried before, there was a suona sound.

And this time Lin Yang never heard of it.

So they didn't stop!

Hiss~~

Think carefully!

This is not playing suona, this is clearly funeral music!

The kind that even the living are sent away.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1...

【Fuck! Could it be because Lin Yang has been playing? If so, then what is it? Is it a musical instrument?】

[This is even more awesome than a magic weapon! Have you noticed that all the family members are crying. How could there be so many filial sons and grandchildren, at least I have never seen it. 】

[When we hold funerals in our hometown, those closest relatives will always cry. Let alone the others, they just turn around and play cards and mahjong happily. It's impossible to be like today

prepare. 】

【In the future, when I die, I will ask Lin Yang to help me play the suona, so that those unworthy descendants will cry for me, until I can't stand it!】

finally.

Lin Yang is tired of blowing.

The suona sound stopped.

The crying at the scene also stopped.

The first thing Uncle Xia Qing did after getting up was not to ask the doctor what happened.

Instead, he hurried to Lin Yang.

"Master, stop bragging, be merciful!"

In desperation, he couldn't care how ugly he looked now.

Everyone looked over in surprise.

Lin Yang also looked confused.

"Master, I beg you! Let's take a break first, I'm going to die from crying, I can't blow it anymore!"

suddenly!

There are several middle-aged women who have been by the old man's side.

There was a burst of exclamation.

"It's not good! Both aunts fainted from crying."

"Come and help!"

I saw the two old people with tears on their faces, their eyes closed, and they were unconscious.

The doctor next to him heard the movement.

He rushed up quickly, pinching people to help Shunqi.

After working for two minutes, the two old men woke up coughing.

Seeing that the old man was fine, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Uncle Xia Qing hurriedly continued to persuade: "Master, you have also seen it!"

"Our family can invite you to blow the funeral, that is our honorable minister.

"I shouldn't be so ignorant."

"But your stamina is too great, you can't help crying when you hear it, you can't control it at all!"

"My two aunts are both getting old, and they are already sad. Hearing you blowing like this again, I just fainted from crying."

"Today is for my mother, don't send her away too!"

Lin Yang looked at Uncle Xia Qing, who was almost begging, with a bewildered expression on his face.

Did I really blow it?

can't!

Didn't everyone else cry?

No, he can't be wronged for no reason.

You must prove your innocence.

Under everyone's shocked eyes, he picked up the suona again and put it on his lips.

This can be regarded as poking a hornet's nest.

The eyes of the junior who was kneeling not far away were all red!

Shouted at Lin Yang: "Quick! Stop him, he's going to blow again!"

swipe!

A swarm of bees all rushed up.

The target is the suona in his hand!

This crazy scene directly made Lin Yang feel guilty.

Hastily waved his hand: "No more bragging, I just want to prove that I really didn't make them cry.

Everyone saw that Lin Yang stopped blowing.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

until now.

They just remembered that the doctor ran over and said that it was wrong to cry.

And who are the people in the back who are dressed in sackcloth and filial piety!!

But I haven't waited for the doctor to answer.

The dozen or so people rushed to the coffin, crying and shouting: "Mom~~~My mother!!"

Uncle Xia Qing can't fix this!

Isn't this my mother?

How did you become your mother?

Also, who the hell is this guy?

It can be said that the people who came to the funeral at the scene were stunned!

Sudden!

Suddenly a person walked by the door!

Everyone was shocked when they saw her appearance!

Uncle Xia Qing looked at the old man at the door.

His pupils dilated, his expression was shocked, and his face was full of disbelief!

"Mom? Ghost!!!"

The person who suddenly appeared was exactly the person in the photo in the mourning hall!

[Fuck! Ghost? This time it’s a real ghost, right? The person is still in the coffin. How come there is another one that is exactly the same?]

[Scary, this kind of supernatural event can also be encountered in broad daylight, this time it can't be a coincidence. 】

【My back is a bit chilly right now. Everyone is organizing a funeral for her with great fanfare, but someone shows up at the door and says there are no ghosts in the world?】

【Wouldn't it be that Lin Yang was blowing too sadly, making them cry too hard, and brought back the ghost?】

Can imagine.

current scene.

What a shock to those who came to pay their respects.

A man who had been dead for two days suddenly appeared at the door of the house.

Whoever it is, will feel that the ghost has returned.

Especially Uncle Xia Qing, who was terrified.

That expression was extremely pale.

Act like you've seen a ghost!.

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