How Far Can I Go With One Liter Of Gas, I Refuse To Carry When I Get Angry

After the host announced the rules of the game.

Cheng Wu came to the stage to draw lots.

Like any other player, a number is drawn.

Then go get your corresponding ingredients.

After a while, he came back with a big pot of ingredients full of anticipation.

However, when he opened the top cover.

The two were dumbfounded!

There is a large string of pig intestines in the iron basin, including large intestines and small intestines.

The most important thing is that there is a pile of cakes mixed in the large intestine, which is extremely disgusting.

Next to it are four little rabbits.

No! Look carefully, it's not a rabbit at all, it's clearly Mickey!

The last one looks normal, a - duck.

Cheng Wu was dumbfounded on the spot, and said with a bitter face.

"How do you do this! Do mice count as food?"

Lin Yang was also a little confused, and turned his head to glance at the ingredients of other players nearby.

It was found that they were all big fish and big meat.

Not only are the ingredients okay, but they are also handled cleanly.

This made him immediately feel that something was wrong, and quickly raised his hand: "Referee, there is something wrong with our ingredients, please apply for a replacement!"

As soon as this remark came out, it attracted the attention of many people.

There are ten judges in total, including the mayor.

One of the younger men, who looked about 30 years old, signaled to the referees in the audience.

The referee came over and glanced at the ingredients on the table: "This contestant, what request do you have?"

Cheng Wu said with a bitter face: "This... Is this also called food, so dirty, and that... this is a mouse, can these be eaten!"

Unexpectedly, the referee replied directly: "This contestant, the rules were clearly stated before the competition, and everyone's all-around cooking skills must be shown.

"You can't just give you an unfamiliar ingredient and you won't know how to cook it."

"In addition, this pig intestine includes your so-called rats. They are all specially bred and fed with whole grains, so there is no problem of not being able to eat them!"

"These dishes were only put in after being approved by the organizer. If you want to blame, you can only blame your bad luck or your own ability!"

Lin Yang understands now!

Good guy.

This is killed and not replaced.

If he didn't see the other contestants' ingredients, he would have been fooled by him.

Others are clean and good ingredients.

He's nothing but a duck that looks normal.

The other two looked disgusting.

The mayor on the stage looked at them suspiciously.

The main reason is that the young man in the chef's hat looks familiar.

But after a few seconds of thought, he shook his head.

impossible!

He is an online car-hailing driver, so he has no reason to come to participate in any chef competition.

It must be more similar in length.

Here, the referee left immediately after speaking.

Cheng Wu was left standing there at a loss.

A man talking to himself.

"What to do, if the pig's large intestine is washed, it will take a long time to wash it. It is difficult to boil it, and the time to wash it may be too late!"

"Why don't you just be a duck, but in this way, even if you pass the first level, you will still be eliminated in the next two levels.

Lin Yang stood by and shook his head with a smile.

"Forget it, let me help you again!"

Cheng Wu was taken aback for a moment, and glanced at Lin Yang uncertainly: "How can you help me!"

Lin Yang didn't answer his question, but asked instead: "I ask you, are you sure you can cook these dishes well?"

"No!" Cheng Wu shook his head.

"Okay, then you will follow my instructions for the whole process now, you first cut open the pig's small intestine, and then put the feces inside with the gauze!"

"Huh?.․․Oh!!"

Cheng Wu didn't know why, but he naturally developed a kind of trust in Lin Yang.

He ran over and picked up a large hanging pig's intestines.

Then cut with a knife.

Pull out a piece of gauze next to it and squeeze out all the feces inside.

This taste is too good.

The smoked Lin Yang hurriedly found something to plug his nose.

The contestants who were gloating next to them frowned when they smelled it.

After all, they are chefs, and the control of taste is also very important.

But even if it stinks, they have to bite the bullet and work hard.

As more shit gets squeezed out.

A large area around seems to be infected by biochemistry.

Many people made retching sounds.

Fortunately, Cheng Wu's psychological quality is relatively strong.

There is no expression on the face while holding the shit.

After all the feces in the small intestine are squeezed out.

Lin Yang said again: "Pack up the gauze, and then wash the shit inside with pure water."

Cheng Wu was shocked!

Just let me take shit!

Now I need to wash shit.

He even wondered if Lin Yang was playing with him.

But on second thought, it's not necessary.

He didn't hesitate too much.

Prepare a basin and put a large pile of feces wrapped in gauze into it.

Then pour pure water in it and wash it incessantly!

This operation directly stunned the chefs around!

"Fuck! Vomit~~"

"This guy doesn't wash his bowels, he washes his shit, what is he doing!"

In this way, after repeated cleaning several times in a row, the excess excrement was removed.

Got a pot of dark green liquid.

This smell, if there are birds flying over it at this time, it is estimated that it can only be used for 10,000 units.

After finishing all this, Lin Yang ordered again: "You clean the large intestine, I'll do it here.

"oh oh!"

Lin Yang turned on the stove and heated up the pan.

Pour the liquid you just strained into the pot and start to boil.

As the temperature rises higher, the color becomes dark brown.

Green bubbles appeared in the pot.

A strong smell of shit came from the pot.

Lin Yang stood in front of the pot, even though he covered his nose.

Tears flowed from the stink.

The smell floats in the air like a flock of birds with broken wings.

Circling silently and slowly.

Round and round, round and round...

When a strong smell reaches the noses of other contestants.

I just feel a stench that hits the soul and fills the brain.

All of a sudden, everyone unconsciously covered their mouths and noses.

Howl of pain!

"I wipe it! It stinks!"

"Who the hell is cooking shit!"

"I can't take it, I can't breathe!"

"How do you cook here, I smell like shit!"

Especially the people near Lin Yang can feel the smell of shit that goes straight to the sky.

finally.

Someone can't take it anymore.

Raise your hand and signal to the referee: "Referee! I will report! Someone is cooking shit!!"

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately aroused everyone's feedback.

"I'll report it too! It's too smelly, I can't cook!"

"Shameless! This trick is too damaging, it affects our senses!"

The referee glanced at Lin Yang's side.

He could smell that too.

But what can he say.

Just now I said that this thing can be eaten, it is whole grains.

Now if it was said in the past that cooking is not allowed.

Isn't this the typing face?

But in order to calm the anger of other players.

He could only bite the bullet and walk up to him.

Glancing at the bubbling brown liquid in the pot, his eyelids twitched unconsciously.

"Ahem~~ This contestant, we are in a gourmet competition here, please don't cook shit in public and affect other contestants."

Lin Yang grinned: "There is no boiled shit, didn't you say that these are whole grains?"

The referee covered his nose and replied loudly: "Isn't this shit? Look at the color and taste!"

"Referee, I have to say a few words."

"Usually after the pig has eaten the food, it enters the stomach for digestion, then enters the small intestine, then enters the large intestine and finally exits through the anus.

"What I'm using now are all undigested ingredients in the small intestine, and you also said before that they are all whole grains.

"In my opinion, I'm just cooking whole grains. If you think I'm cooking shit now, were you lying before?"

"Also, the rules of the competition don't say you can't cook poop...whole grains, right?"

The referee's face was turned blue and white by Lin Yang.

Then look at Cheng Wu who is cleaning the colon.

Indeed, as Lin Yang said, what he cooks is the feces of the small intestine...whole grains.

Now, he lost his temper.

The smell was too strong, he didn't want to stay here for a moment, so he could only turn around and leave.

But the other players are miserable!

One by one, they howled and howled in pain.

But no matter how they protested, the referee ignored them.

Can only passively endure the smell of shit that soars to the sky.

This taste spread farther and farther.

In the end, even the judges' seats and the surrounding audience could smell it.

The audience at the scene couldn't bear it either.

One by one, they covered their noses in protest.

"Damn it! What on earth is this guy here for? This stinks too."

"I'm here to watch the game, not to smell shit. I strongly urge the organizers to hurry up and ventilate."

"Ouch~~ this smell, the pot on the top of the horse is really going to be thrown away after the end of the game!"

"Don't say it, it still smells pretty good after smelling it for a long time."

The netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed at this time.

【Qi】+1+1+1+1...

【I can’t stop laughing, what on earth is this guy going to do? He wouldn’t do it on purpose, would he? If he can’t win, he’s here to disgust others?】

[I can smell the smell through the screen, and looking at the viscous liquid in the pot, I feel like I don't have to eat dinner. 】

【Continue to cook like this, I'm really worried that they will rush over together and beat Lin Yang up. 】

[It was a good food competition, but the fragrance couldn't be smelled, and the whole venue smelled like shit, haha, I laughed so hard. 】

As netizens said.

At the venue at this time, there was no other scent at all, only the smell of excrement.

It smells so fresh and special.

Once you smell it, you will never forget it.

Fortunately over time.

The other contestants prepared the ingredients and started to stir-fry.

The smell in the venue gradually became chaotic.

The smell is not so obvious.

After Cheng Wu washed the large intestine, he put it in hot water and cooked it.

Then follow Lin Yang's instructions and cut into 2 cm long finger ring sections.

Lin Yang turned on the stove on the other side.

Put water in the pot, when the water boils, blanch the cut pork intestines to remove the oil, remove and control the water for later use.

After washing the pot, heat the oil in it.

After the oil is 70% hot, pour it into the blanched pig large intestine.

Then deep-fry the pig large intestine until golden brown, remove and control the oil.

Leave the bottom oil in the pot, put the minced green onion, ginger and garlic to saute until fragrant, pour in an appropriate amount of dark soy sauce, add a little refined salt and stir fry.

……ask for flowers……

After stir-frying, add one tablespoon of sugar to enhance freshness, pour in two tablespoons of cooking wine, and cook with a small amount of white vinegar.

so far.

His every step seems to be fine.

and

There is not much difference between traditional copying of large intestine.

at this time.

Lin Yang picked up a spoon and scooped up two large spoonfuls of brown liquid from the nearby pot and spilled it on the pot.

Then turn on high heat and stir fry the soup.

Cheng Wu next to him was dumbfounded by this operation!

He opened his mouth to say something.

He froze and went back.

He also thought that Lin Yang cooked shit purely to disgust other players.

Who would have thought that he directly sprinkled the cooked excrement soup into it as seasoning.

Now that it's cooked, can it really be eaten!!

Are you not afraid that the judges will kick them out directly?

But now that things have come to this, he can only choose to trust Lin Yang.

Stir fry for two minutes.

Lin Yang added cinnamon powder, amomum powder and pepper.

Then in Cheng Wu's dumbfounded eyes.

Pour all the pig excrement soup in the left pot into it and simmer over low heat!!

The moment the lid is on.

The surrounding odor is significantly reduced.

The whole venue was filled with all kinds of delicious vegetable aromas.

As if the smell of shit before was just an accident.

Cheng Wu next to him asked blankly: "Is this... this... really edible?"

Lin Yang chuckled: "You don't understand, the more smelly, the more fragrant!"

Cheng Wu twitched unconsciously: "The question is, can this thing really be eaten? Will it eat dead people?"

"No!" Lin Yang waved his hand with a smile: "Didn't the referee just say that these pigs are fed whole grains.

:"..."

He felt a little out of his mind.

When I think of the judges coming to taste their dishes after a while.

that picture!

I can't even imagine it.

Twenty minutes later.

At this time, there were only ten minutes left before the end of the first course competition.

Lin Yang opened the lid of the pot.

Plug your nose with something quickly.

Then turn the heat to the maximum, keep stirring, and start to collect the juice.

The moment the lid is opened.

It was as if the seal had been opened.

The smell is stronger than before, like a storm sweeping around.

Lin Yang is no longer a chef, but a cultivator of immortals.

I saw that his surroundings seemed to be leaking out of spiritual energy, constantly surrounding him.

Just less than ten seconds.

The smell spreads to twenty meters away.

The expressions of the chefs nearby changed drastically!

"Damn it! He's cooking shit again and it smells stronger than before!"

"Hurry up, quickly put the vegetables out of the pot and cover them, otherwise our dishes will be smoked later."

"I'm Nima!! Vomit~~ I'm adding seasoning, and now I don't know if the taste is right!"

"Condemned, strongly condemned, the organizer! Someone used biological and chemical weapons to seriously affect the competition of other players, and it is recommended to expel him!"

Cheng Wu listened to the cursing around him, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

But Lin Yang showed a faint smile as if nothing happened.

Accelerate the stir-frying and accelerate the juice collection.

The more this happens, the thicker the smoke.

Now, even the people in the auditorium couldn't stand it anymore.

They all condemned Lin Yang's disgusting behavior.

Fortunately, this pain persisted for a few minutes and ended.

With the end of Lin Yang's juice collection.

Sprinkle with chives, place on a serving plate, and cover with a lid.

This secret nine-turn large intestine was finally completed.

Those around them also ended their painful ordeal.

Next, the pain came to the judges.

After the ten judges came down from the judges' seats [check each contestant's dishes one by one.

All chefs at the scene stood in place and waited for the judges' review.

Because there are many players in the first level.

It's not that ten judges evaluate together, as long as there are more than three.

"Well, this dish is fresh and delicious, and the soup is also very carefully prepared. It's not bad, it tastes great, and it's full of flavor and color. 9 points!"

"This dish is very finely prepared and seasoned quite well. The only drawback is that the heat is not well controlled and the taste is a bit old. Overall, it is not bad. Give it a score of 7.

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The results of each player are displayed on the big screen at the rear.

Only three judges are counted.

Some people have already scored all the points.

Some have only one or two.

There are absolutely no ratings, only one.

That's Lin Yang's side.

Intentionally or not, the judges present would turn around and leave every time they passed by.

They watched Lin Yang cook the excrement and use pig excrement soup to collect the juice from the beginning to the end.

They don't want to try this dish even if they are beaten to death

This also caused the players next to them to be sad.

In order to avoid Lin Yang, the judges did not come directly to his side.

The angry players around saw Lin Yang's teeth itching with hatred.

at this time.

Xu Da, the young judge who looked about 30 years old, walked over with a smile on his face.

"Cheng Wu, open your dish, let me taste it

When Cheng Wuyi saw this person, his expression froze.

"It's you!"

Lin Yang glanced suspiciously: "Know?"

Cheng Wu gritted his teeth and said: "He is my girlfriend, bah, that woman was the first time I caught a man's heart!"