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95. Meeting Three Girls Again, Collapsed Artificial Intelligence! (Seeking Subscription)

All the executives in the audience whispered to each other.

After a while.

"To be honest, I also think that Lin Yang's income is a bit too much, 10 million. Some other players can't even afford to eat, and he has earned 10 million. How does this compare? It doesn't feel like directly declaring that he is The champion is ready."

"To me, we should only count the income he earns from online car-hailing, otherwise it would be too unfair to other players. Fortunately, we have set a rule before not to look at the results of other players. If they know Lin Yang's income, I guess Each of them is repeatedly cold."

"That's not what I said. He can earn 10 million. That's his ability. You can't suppress him just because he earns more. But to be honest, the show will be broadcast for another year after all. It's really not good to be the default champion!"

Everyone, you and I said one sentence at a time.

The manager sitting in the first seat frowned from time to time.

He said lightly, "Everyone, stop for a moment."

"I think you may have misunderstood what I mean.

"What I want to ask is not how to suppress Lin Yang, but how to use this opportunity to make our show's reputation completely!"

Everyone was stunned.

The manager...this...is it a good thing to decide the champion from the very beginning of the game?"

"That's right, there are a lot of negative emotions on the Internet now, and once other players know about it, I feel that it will be very difficult to end it!"

The manager just shook his head after hearing the words.

"I've said before that it's his ability to earn Qian Xiang."

"Let me ask everyone, if you were asked to drive an online car-hailing service, would you earn 10 million a week?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent!

Driving online car-hailing, let alone earning 10 million a week.

Even if it is 1000, he may not be able to earn it.

Not to mention adding a million words!

The manager continued: "Only a small part of his popularity comes from the platform's own traffic, and most of it is attracted from other places!

"Currently, according to statistics, the flow of our program has increased by 100%!"

"You may be wondering why Lin Yang has more than 2 million viewers, but the program traffic increased by 100%."

"That's because many people know our show through Lin Yang." 15 "Although our show is very popular, there are many people who don't like to watch variety shows, but Lin Yang made them click on our show group live broadcast room!

"Recently, the traffic in the live broadcast room of other players has increased significantly."

"You don't think they got it by themselves, do you? According to statistics, almost all of this traffic is diverted from Lin Yang.

"In other words, Lin Yang has brought millions of online viewers to our platform alone!"

"I ask you, under such a premise, if Lin Yang is suppressed as you said, what will be the consequences?"

Everyone gasped involuntarily!

If we say that there were only negative emotions on the Internet before.

Then suppressing Lin Yang is nothing more than tearing down the pillars of his own house!

At that time, it will not be as simple as negative emotions.

I'm afraid I will be drowned by the saliva of netizens!

Just when everyone was confused, the manager spoke again.

"Now you guys should know what Lin Yang means to our platform, right?"

"To be honest, I never thought that a player could achieve such a result in such a short period of time.

"Don't say he is 10 million! Even if he makes 100 million, I will count it."

"What's wrong with the internal decision? If you don't believe me, go do an online statistics and ask them if they have any opinions on the Lin Yang champion!"

"I guarantee most of them will agree."

"The eyes of the masses are discerning, and Lin Yang got all these things by his own ability."

"For us, the more popular Lin Yang is, the more we will benefit. Advertisers who have come to us for investment during this period of time have to queue up!"

"And they even paid a sky-high advertising fee in order to run a short advertisement in Lin Yang's live broadcast room."

"But I refused, and I don't plan to open any advertisements in Lin Yang's live broadcast room, just to create a green live broadcast room without advertisements.

"As long as he is popular, our program group will be popular. As long as people keep flowing in, everyone will give way to the terrifying traffic!"

"At the beginning, the advertisers didn't agree to distribute it to other players' live broadcast rooms, but now they are all vying for positions! Do you really think they are stupid?"

The manager's words were like ringing a bell in their ears.

Shocking brain buzzing!

Unknowingly, Lin Yang's traffic has become terrifying to such an extent.

But before they recovered, the manager dropped a bombshell again.

"Recent surveys have shown that several variety shows like ours plan to spend a lot of money to invite Lin Yang to build a variety show for him after our show ends.

"There are even people who plan to offer a sky-high salary to directly poach someone and make him retire from the game."

"If you are Lin Yang and suddenly hear that your 10 million doesn't count."

"Then someone finds you at this time and offers you a salary of 100 million or more to invite you to participate in a new program. If it were you, what would you do?"

No need for the manager to say it now, everyone deeply understands the meaning of this.

Ask yourself.

Replace with anyone present, if they are Lin Yang.

Encountering this kind of unfair treatment, he will definitely withdraw from the game and change to another club.

Until then.

These people cry without tears.

"The manager... what to do now? Do nothing?"

The manager shook his head: "Of course...no!"

"Now everyone knows the importance of Lin Yang, what we have to consider is how to keep him.

"If it's just one billion in prize money for the game, it's not enough! As he becomes more and more popular, sooner or later someone will directly offer a sky-high salary of one billion.

"Will he still need to compete at that time? Wouldn't it be nice to just take the money!"

"So I decided, tomorrow I will bring Lin Yang's previous copyright fee to meet him, and pay him face to face, and I will not take any money.

"Only sincerity is the only way to keep him!!"

Everyone in the audience nodded unconsciously.

If it was before, the manager said that a penny is not all to Lin Yang.

They will definitely stand up and refute.

After all, they are also spending energy and time to do this.

No matter what, you have to pay a little hard work.

But now, after listening to the manager's analysis, whoever dares to mention it will be pure brain damage.

The next morning, Lin Yang woke up around 1:00 am.

After washing up, I went downstairs and had breakfast, and then I was going to drive the car to the 4s shop for maintenance.

Unexpectedly, the phone rang suddenly before turning it on for a while.

After a closer look, it turned out to be Hu Anhe calling.

After the call is connected.

"Hey, Lin Yang, are you free today? We are planning to go to the newly opened amusement park, do you want to come together?"

Lin Yang pondered for a few seconds. Although the car was broken, only the front bumper was damaged, which did not affect driving.

Finally nodded: "Okay, I'll pick you up where you are."

"Hey, then I will trouble you to be the driver, we will wait for you at the gate of the school.

"Okay, let's go!"

After hanging up the phone, Lin Yang navigated directly to Xihai University.

After 20 minutes, the car drove to the back gate of the school.

Three well-dressed girls stood there like a beautiful landscape.

People passing by, men and women, couldn't help but take a look.

However, when they saw three girls getting into a deformed domestic red flag.

The bosses with their mouths open.

"Damn it, are all those driving red flags hanging like this these years!"

"I haven't heard people say it. I'm not afraid of the public with letters, but I'm afraid of the red flag with a microphone. It's right there!"

In the car, Chen Ai and Liu Zhi consciously sat in the back and gave up the co-pilot to Hu Anmin.

Lin Yang joked: "I was called by you just when I was about to repair the car. How are the beauties going to repay me?"

Hu Anhe said worriedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you had an accident, why don't you go to play today, I will accompany you to repair the car!"

The two girls behind immediately teased: "Hey~ just now, who kept looking in the mirror and asking us if we looked good, changed our clothes one after another, and acted like he was thinking of others so quickly!"

"We agreed to play together, but we changed our minds so quickly, we value sex over friends!"

Hu Anhe was refuted by what she said, and lowered his head, blushing.

Lin Yang smiled lightly: "It's okay, just a broken bumper won't affect it, just tell me the address, and I'll navigate there."

On the way, Ju Anhe changed from a chatterbox to a quail and kept quiet all the time.

On the contrary, the two girls in the back chattered without any scruples.

"Lin Yang, let me ask you a question. What words can make others happy!"

"Make someone else happy?"

Lin Yang thought for a few seconds and then said slowly.

"To make your parents happy, you call.

"If you want to make your lover happy, you tell lies.

"If you want your children to be happy, you tell fairy tales.

"If you want to please your friend, you listen to his nonsense.

"If you want to make your clients happy, talk drunk.

"If you want to make your boss happy, you just talk big."

After listening to Lin Yang's answer, Liu Xin nodded, and then asked curiously: "Then what if you want to make yourself happy?"

Lin Yang shrugged and replied: "If you want to make yourself happy, you can only talk in your sleep."

The three girls burst out laughing when they heard the last sentence.

"You are too real!"

Lin Yang smiled: "I also ask you a question!"

The three girls immediately concentrated on listening to the questions carefully.

"In the hospital, there will be a very special phenomenon when collecting throat swabs."

"Generally ugly people are prone to retching, but most of the beauties with better looks don't respond!"

"Why do you say this is?"

This completely confused the girls.

If you are ugly, you will retch, but if you are beautiful, you will not?

Does this have anything to do with looks?

Looking at the bewildered expressions of the girls, Lin Yang just wanted to laugh.

"How about it, do you know the answer?"

The three girls shook their heads in unison.

"have no idea!"

Lin Yang turned his head and glanced at Hu Anhe: "They don't know why, logically speaking, you should be able to understand!"

Hu Anhe's face froze, and he immediately thought of the previous scene.

"Oops, you are so bad!!"

After finishing speaking, the small fist waved non-stop.

Now the two girls behind are even more curious.

"Why on earth, you two are playing charades!"

"Hu Anhe, you know? Say it quickly, I'm so anxious!"

Ju Anhe replied in a low voice with hesitation: "It's related to that aspect...."

"That aspect? What do you mean, can't you just say it directly!"

"I'm embarrassed to say!!"

【Weather】+1+1+1+1....

[Fuck, what do you mean?

I didn’t understand it either, can anyone explain it to me!]

[Advise those who don't understand, don't ask, it's for your own good if you don't understand, someone like me who understands in seconds, it's useless! 】

【I can’t stop laughing. I was wondering just now. Maybe this guy has changed his mind. He didn’t even drive. Looking at it now, I’m still too naive. 】

[I am a specialist in throat collection in the hospital. Every time I insert it deeply, I almost retch, especially the ugly one, the reaction is particularly obvious. The more beautiful the response, the smaller the mouth, and even fiddled with it, she didn't respond. 】

This problem has always troubled the two girls behind.

But no matter how they asked, Hu Anhe refused to give the answer.

Lin Yang drove the car with a smile on his face.

Soon, the car arrived at its destination.

Xihai Happy World Amusement Park.

Looking from the door, it can be described as a sea of ​​people.

Countless private cars directly blocked the roads on both sides.

In addition, today is cloudy and cool, and there are so many people in the amusement park.

Couples and children are the main tourists in the amusement park.

Several people got off the car and arrived at the gate of the amusement park.

The decoration is like a western castle.

The entrance is almost crowded with people queuing up to enter.

As soon as you enter the amusement park, you will see a large square.

There are quite a few staff members wearing Ultras and Monster Kingdom costumes playing with the children.

I have to say that these guys are very dedicated.

Although it is not hot today, wearing such late clothes will suffocate to death. Several girls in 807 each applied for a membership card.

As for Lin Yang, he is purely for the fun.

He is not interested in any of the amusement equipment here.

The main reason is that it just opened today.

Every play item has to be lined up.

At least a dozen people are required to line up.

There are hundreds of rows.

This is a joke!

Spend money to find guilt.

Among them, what interested him most was the corner of the square.

There was a huge crowd there.

Because there is a very cute intelligent robot opposite them.

Constantly interact with the audience.

It made everyone laugh.

Lin Yang was attracted to it unconsciously.

Chen Ling next to him explained: "This is the latest artificial intelligence robot, which can tell jokes and interact with each other, which is very powerful.

Lin Yang asked curiously: "The technology is so advanced now? Does it answer by itself or is it manipulated by someone behind?"

"How is it possible, of course I answer it myself, it's amazing!"

"really!"

Lin Yang's curiosity was thoroughly aroused.

Take advantage of this time when no one is chatting with the robot.

He walked up and asked curiously.

"Can you answer any questions I ask?"

The robot turned to look at Lin Yang: "Yes!"

"That's it... Then let me ask you, there are two bills on the ground, one is ten yuan, and the other is one hundred yuan. If it were you, which one would you pick?"

"Of course I picked 100!"

Lin Yang rubbed his chin: "Your answer, isn't it right!! Shouldn't you pick two together?"

As soon as the words came out.

The scene burst into laughter.

The expression on the artificial intelligence screen also suddenly turned into embarrassment.

"Well, you're right!"

"Um... don't you mind if I ask another question?"

"Please!"

"There are two bills on the ground, one with 100 and one with 10,000, which one do you pick?"

"Haha, you can't trouble me this time! Pick up two together!"

Shaking his head: Is it more than 10,000 yuan? Tiandi Bank is similar. It is a counterfeit currency. What is the use of picking it up? Shouldn’t the answer be to pick up 100 yuan?

Now, the audience at the scene couldn't stand it anymore.

Laugh too hard.

There were two more tears on the artificial intelligence's expression.

"I don't accept it, I don't accept it, if you ask again, I promise I can answer it!"

"Um... are you sure?"

"Sure!"

"Okay, let me ask one more question. There are two glasses of water, one of urine, and one of poison in the desert. Which one would you choose?"

"Of course I choose urine. If I choose poison, I'll belch!"

Lin Yang showed a surprised expression: "No way...why didn't you choose water? Didn't I tell you that there are two glasses of water in the desert?"

this moment!

The audience was shocked!

Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief.

Because just now.

They all chose to piss in their hearts!!

Now when they suddenly heard Lin Yang say that, they were all dumbfounded.

(Sorry for having a fever today, my mind is in a mess!).

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