I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Beijing, Qianda Community.

Lin Yi, wearing a dark gray security uniform, was lying on a chair in the security room with a frown, as if he was thinking about something. The table in front of him was filled with dense books.

If you look carefully, you will find that they are all about the "Huangji Jingshi Shu", "Tai Xuan Jing" and even "Shan Hai Jing". The content is as wide as the heavenly stems and earthly branches, astrology, divination, myths and legends, covering almost everything. Inside.

"Why do I feel that the suppression of heaven and earth on me is gradually weakening recently? Now I can even use some simple spells. What happened? Is the catastrophe of heaven and earth that the magic stick said true? But, what kind of catastrophe is it? , so much so that Tiandao doesn’t even have the energy to pay attention to himself?”

"Since the evolution of Heavenly Dao, there have only been two events that can cause Heavenly Dao to be turbulent. One was when Pangu opened the sky and all races were born. The other was when the three realms of gods were enshrined and the heavens were positioned. Even the fate of the three tribes of Buddha, Taoism and demons was competing. They can't shake the way of heaven. If there is such a catastrophe, can I really survive it safely? Or has the magician calculated that I am the one who deserves the disaster?" Lin Yi casually put away his calculating fingers, with a complicated look on his face. murmured to himself.

Taishang Laojun is an innate saint. Lin Yi dare not call him by his full name. Gods have telepathy. If someone calls him by his name, he will definitely feel it. With Laojun's supreme cultivation, he will definitely be able to penetrate the ancient sky, Kyushu Netherworld locked itself across the heavenly path.

If Lao Jun cares about him when he returns to the fairy world, Lin Yi can only say that the eighteenth level of hell is just a land of gentleness, and it is not too happy.

So I only dared to complain vaguely. You must know that with Lin Yi's temperament, the Jade Emperor is also a being who scolds whenever he opens his mouth, but he is so afraid of Taishang Laojun. You can know that the other party's high status and terrifying cultivation level.

"Xiao Lin, you are still reading those ridiculous things. You really want to ascend and become immortal. As a young man, you should not be superstitious about these things all day long. The most practical thing is to exercise your body down-to-earth. Look, old man Me, despite my age, three or five young people can't get into my body." An old man with gray hair and wearing the same security uniform as Lin Yi said, raising his bamboo pole-like arms in a toned pose.

When Lin Yi heard this, he glanced at the old man who was so skinny and trembling when he walked, that his old age was almost written on his face, and asked: "Do you know why there has never been a theft in our community?"

The old man shook his head in confusion.

"Because thieves are not stupid, and you have a body that can fall over when the wind blows. No matter how courageous a thief is, he must retreat when he sees you, lest you not come up in one breath and let them turn from burglary to intentional homicide."

Lin Yi said in a teasing tone, then rubbed his temples a little irritably and sorted the messy books on the table one by one.

The old man's name is Liu Minsheng, and he is close to seventy years old this year. Qianda Community is not a particularly high-end community, and there are eight people who are about the same age as Liu Minsheng.

The entire security team, with the exception of Lin Yi and the remaining nine of them, couldn't even muster a complete set of teeth. I don't know how these old men got into the security team.

As the only young security guard in the security team who can bring some sense of security to the owners, Lin Yi naturally has his own benefits, that is, he can have an independent desk and a monthly salary of 500 yuan more than other old baby colleagues.

Liu Minsheng was not angry at all, but asked in confusion: "How old are you and what do you do as a security guard? Finding any job, even if it's working in a factory to drive screws, is better than being a security guard. I don't seem to have heard you say where you are from. "

Hearing this, Lin Yi looked up at the sky and said with deep meaning: "I can't even remember how old I am. Being a security guard is just for leisure and avoids decades of detours. As for where I come from, Lao Liu, don't worry. You will have the opportunity to go, I am very familiar with the human resources department, and I will use my connections to find you a good family when the time comes."

The "Detailed Explanation of the Heavenly Palace" on the desk slowly opened its pages under the breeze outside the window, reflecting the scene of gods and Buddhas gathering in the heaven.

"Human resources department? A good family? You are talking about a good job, right? You can't even explain it at such a young age." Liu Minsheng didn't know why, and he didn't dwell on the topic. He approached Guan Qiu with a lustful look and whispered: "Forget it. , Old man, I’m too lazy to ask. Let’s go and have fun together after get off work in the evening. I heard that there are some new girls in their fifties at Lexiang KTV. They have a lot of fun and only cost 40 yuan an hour. Do you want to come together? Go and get to know it.”

"Go away, I play with fairies, the real ones. Go hug your fifty-year-old little sister tonight." Lin Yi gritted his teeth and emphasized his tone on the little girl.

…

In a luxurious special care ward of Harmony Hospital, a middle-aged man who was not angry or proud looked at the young man in front of the hospital bed with furrowed brows. Next to him, a beautiful middle-aged woman who still retained her charm was crying and shedding tears. , the increasingly gentle electrocardiogram on the bedside instrument declared that the young man on the bed was dying soon.

Anyone here must have exclaimed, because the middle-aged man in front of him is Guan Guotai, the head of the Guan family, the largest family in the country. The beautiful middle-aged woman is Tan Fangqin, Guan Guotai's wife, and the young man on the bed is Guan Guotai. It is the future hope of the Guan family, Guan Wenxing, who will inherit the Guan family's huge empire that spans both business and political circles.

But for some unknown reason, this young man, who had been at the top since birth, was lying on the hospital bed in a state of uprightness.

As the top hospital in China, Harmony Hospital has a saying that has been circulating: "The King of Hell tells you to die at the third watch, but Harmony will keep you until the fifth watch." It is the last hope for all those who are dying in the country.

"Xing'er, my Xing'er, open your eyes and look at your mother." Tan Wanqin tightly held Guan Wenxing's right hand on the hospital bed and repeated it sadly over and over in a low voice.

Guan Guotai clenched his fists and was speechless. He recalled over and over again in his mind the words of Xin, known as China's No. 1 Sage: "Guan Guotai, I have tried my best, but the cancer cells have spread throughout my body and there is no way I can save it. The most I can do is The kid Xing'er will hold on until the morning of tomorrow, you...well, prepare for the funeral."

"Cathay, please think of a way. If you go and ask for help, Xing'er will definitely be saved, right? We will give you money, no matter how much it is. Only if you can save Xing'er." Tan Wanqin suddenly seemed to have lost consciousness. He shook Guan Guotai's right arm like crazy, not wanting to believe that the child he had grown up watching would become like this.

"Think of a way, think of a way, what can I think of? In Xing'er's current situation, unless a god descends to earth, otherwise...a god?"