I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Lin Yi never expected that the other party's target would be him. Suddenly he saw what was written on the car: "Qingshan Abnormal Human Research Center."

"..." Lin Yi was speechless. After eating the melon for a long time, the melon turned out to be me? Family members, who knows?

The movement here almost attracted the attention of thousands of people around him. Lin Yi wanted to cast a spell to escape, but suddenly thought that if he used magic at this time to reveal his identity as an immortal, combined with the embarrassing scene before, wouldn't he lose all his dignity as an immortal.

No, the head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, but the dignity of the immortal cannot be lost.

Thinking of this, Lin Yi screamed strangely, used brute force to push away the two people who were surrounding him, and ran towards the distance of the crowd with a rope hanging around his neck.

"Fighting." A sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl in the crowd clasped her white hands, made a gesture of effort, and cheered for Lin Yi happily, adding a funny atmosphere to this already funny scene.

Lin Yi, who was running away like crazy, turned around and said, "fighting."

"He is definitely a psychopath, chase him quickly!" A doctor in a white coat confidently analyzed Lin Yi after seeing his various strange behaviors, and then took the lead in chasing him.

At this moment, what appeared in Lin Yi's mind was that he was transformed into David Bell, with muscles bulging all over his body, as agile as a hunting tiger, showing off the intricate and picturesque roads in the city. Parkour collection.

The people passing by were screaming and running away, only to see a young man with his mouth wide open, tongue exposed, and sweating profusely. A thick hemp rope was tied around his neck and he was running behind him with his head raised high. He was also followed closely by staff members wearing white coats from the Aoyama Abnormal Human Research Center.

Many people took out their mobile phones to record the scene and caught up with them to capture this once-in-a-lifetime scene.

With the fierce running, the speed of the doctor chasing behind gradually slowed down. He put his hands on his knees and panted heavily. Looking at Lin Yi, who was still running wildly without any change in speed, he couldn't help but complain: "Is this guy a human?"

Lin Yi saw the person behind him had thrown away, and once again caught a glimpse of many plainclothes people slowly approaching him. As a last resort, he hurriedly hid in a public toilet cubicle.

Lin Yi pinched his hand and said: "The Thirty-Six Methods of Tiangang - Big and Small Ruyi."

Just as the Immortal Technique was finished, the door of the bathroom stall was violently opened from the outside. Four or five plainclothesmen were already ready to capture him. They were all stunned when they saw the scene in the stall.

I saw that the bathroom stall was empty, there was no one around, only a thick and crooked hemp rope fell into the toilet.

"Where are the people?" Everyone was stunned. No one noticed a headless fly flying up and down like a drunken fly over everyone's heads.

…

Nan Zhonghai, in the old man's office.

"Are you sure the immortal said he would come to visit today?" The old man who had already brewed two pots of tea looked at his own tea leaves distressedly, and secretly thought to himself that this old boy, Mr. Zhao, must have made up a reason to use his limited supply of precious tea leaves.

Hearing this, Mr. Zhao was also a little confused as to why the guy hadn't come yet, but the movements of his hands didn't change at all. Under the distressed eyes of the old man, he took a sip of tea again and then said slowly: "Don't worry, good guy. , You haven’t seen the power of that guy yesterday, he is really scary, he is also an immortal after all, so you won’t lie about it.”

The old man rubbed his temples with a headache. Yesterday, the incident was too big and the Internet was abuzz. If the relevant departments had not taken action in time to suppress the hot spot, the whole country would have known about it by now.

"Let's discuss it with him later and stop making such a big noise. Don't let the outside world think that all our Chinese artists have bad deeds and tarnish our image."

That's right, three shocking melons were revealed in succession last night.

"Top male singing, dancing and rap stars have taken no measures to cause the woman to become pregnant by sleeping with powder."

"Baodao's Peerless Double Flower is suspected of gathering people to suck flour and hold multi-person X parties. Click to view the video."

"The most beautiful men in the Youth Memory Treasure Island group are actually the same person. They are sleeping in the same room in the middle of the night and they are actually doing this kind of thing?"

Any one of these three pieces of news would cause a sensation in the entertainment industry, but at this moment, it broke out at the same time. The news related to these three big melons alone occupied the top 50 hot spots, and all this was just to suppress Lin Yi yesterday The commotion showed that Hua Xia was really worried about Lin Yi.

Mr. Zhao nodded with deep sympathy. Although he didn't have much contact with Lin Yi, Lin Yi always gave him an unreliable illusion, and he didn't know whether this feeling was true or false.

"Tell me again what the immortal said yesterday."

Mr. Zhao narrowed his eyes slightly and briefly recalled: "I didn't say anything. When I arrived, the guy was floating in the air like a ghost. He just said that he already knew my purpose and would come to us this morning."

"You didn't tell the guard that someone was coming?"

"Ah? No." Mr. Zhao was surprised: "Shouldn't he just appear in front of us two?"

Lin Yi had such a deep impression on Mr. Zhao yesterday that he naturally thought that there was no need to order the guards. The other party must have a way to appear directly in front of him.

"..."

"I'll call the guard right now." Seeing the old man's face gradually darkening, Mr. Zhao said hurriedly.

As the call was connected, a firm and cold military voice came from the other end: "Hello, Chief!"

"Is there anyone coming to visit this morning?"

"Report, no! But there is a strange person trying to break in."

"A strange person? Is the other person alone?" Mr. Zhao was stunned when he heard the other person's description and asked quickly.

"Yes!" the guard said decisively.

"Invite the other person in quickly. Forget it, I'll go out to pick him up."

Hearing Mr. Zhao's words, the guard at the door had a bad feeling. He always felt that he must have made a big mistake, so he had to bite the bullet and continue: "Report to the chief, we have expelled this person, and... …”

"And what..."

"We sent a comrade to monitor the other party, and at the same time activated the emergency plan and arrested the person to a mental hospital..."

Mr. Zhao had a black line on his head and was speechless. He only heard the other person continue to say: "But we didn't capture the other party and let him run away."

After silently hanging up the phone, the office fell into an unspeakable silence.