I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"How are you? Are you here?" Seeing Mr. Zhao who hung up the phone and remained silent, the old man asked hurriedly.

"I'm here, but..." Mr. Zhao said hesitantly.

The old man breathed out softly: "Then please come in quickly. What else can't you say?"

"But our people took him as a mentally ill person, but he hasn't caught him yet..."

"Ga", "ga", "ga".

It was as if a crow flew over the old man's head, revealing his unspeakable embarrassment.

…

In the corner of Nanzhonghai, a fly lay quietly on the tree wall.

I saw this fly rubbing its hands in a humane manner: "Is it just possible to fly in like this? Minato, it would be too embarrassing for me, an orthodox god, to have to turn into a fly to get in."

Lin Yi claimed that he was a Taoist orthodoxy after all. He would not be polite when invited in. At the very least, he should go through the front door to show his status as an immortal.

Especially that long worm that should be stewed, he didn't know if he would find him.

Lin Yi glanced at the Protector Golden Dragon sleeping underground with fear, and said fiercely.

At this time, a sparrow that was originally singing in the tree seemed to suddenly discover this unique fly on the tree wall, and swooped towards Lin Yi with an excited chirp.

"Minato." Lin Yi was so angry that he almost exploded. He no longer wanted his immortal dignity. Even a bird could bully him.

Then he no longer hesitated. If he continued like this, he didn't know what trouble would happen.

Sensing Mr. Zhao's aura, Lin Yi flew straight to the room where the two of them were.

Lin Yi carefully sensed the aura of the Golden Dragon that protected the country with most of his mind. He did not notice at all that there was a person looking at him as if he were facing a formidable enemy.

"Bang!" With a crisp sound, Lin Yi felt a numbing current surge through his body.

A surprised voice sounded: "Huh? This isn't even dead."

Lin Yi looked up and saw a young man with gold-rimmed glasses and an elegant temperament looking doubtfully at the electric fly swatter that had a hole in it and muttering to himself: "The surrounding area is full of fly repellents." There are even flies on the grass, so I said that thing is of little use.”

Lin Yi couldn't stand it anymore, so he yelled and offered his true body: "Fuck, I am a god."

The sudden appearance of Lin Yi obviously startled the young man, and he stuttered: "You are a human or a ghost. Don't come here. I have dragon energy to protect me. Be careful of hurting you."

Lin Yi was speechless. Looking at the young man in front of him who looked like a dick, the aura in his body was condensed and an invisible pressure began to spread outwards.

The Protector Golden Dragon sensed Lin Yi's momentum and was about to rise into the air. Lin Yi's eyes glowed with golden light and locked onto the opponent through the void: "If you dare to move, you will die!"

Lin Yi was really angry. As an immortal, he was so humiliated. He had a very good temper by not going on a killing spree.

The Protector Golden Dragon felt the amazing aura exuding from Lin Yi, hesitated for a moment, groaned, changed its position and curled up on the ground again and fell asleep. It naturally knew Lin Yi and knew that the person in front of it was not caused by it. You can afford it. Anyway, the other party has no ill intentions. Just don’t disturb Ben Long’s sleep.

The young man's face was pale at this time, and he looked at Lin Yi who was showing off his power unscrupulously in horror. His mind was racing, hoping that the guards would discover the situation here soon.

"Sir, please don't be angry!" A calm voice woke up Lin Yi who was in a rage.

Lin Yi woke up as if from a dream after hearing this. He restrained his violent anger and looked at the old man who was shouting. The momentum around him suddenly stagnated, and then slowly dissipated.

Lin Yi's face turned red, and he was a little embarrassed, and said sarcastically: "I didn't do it intentionally, but what I encountered today really disturbed my Taoist mind."

But the old man apologized politely: "It's our fault for not thinking carefully. I hope you don't take offense, sir."

Mr. Zhao also said warmly from the side: "I didn't think well and forgot to give the order. Please forgive me, sir."

When Lin Yi saw that the emperor, the lord of a realm, was so polite to him, the anger in his heart disappeared and he just smiled awkwardly.

Seeing Lin Yi calm down, the old man smiled slightly and said with a hint of joking: "Sir, you are the only living fossil in China."

"Lin feels deeply ashamed. He is nothing more than an ant just trying to survive. You are exaggerating."

Lin Yi didn't expect that the other party actually knew him well, so he immediately raised his hand and said, not daring to show any confidence.

The old man nodded with a smile and said nothing, leaving the young man scratching his head and guessing Lin Yi's identity.

…

The banquet hall is two stories high. The eaves are in the shape of a faucet spitting water. The roof is carved with nine strange red-yellow birds. Lin Yi couldn't tell what the mythical beasts were for a moment. The entire roof is covered with yellow glazed tiles. It looks like It is unusually solemn and solemn, giving people a different kind of shock.

The banquet hall is also an important place for China to entertain foreign guests. Its chef is Shi Wenyan, the number one chef in China who is known to be able to perfectly cook a Manchu and Han banquet by himself.

The three of them arrived at the door of the private room, and the voices of the people inside could clearly be heard in Lin Yi's ears.

"Wen Gang, I heard that we are hosting a banquet for a big shot this time. Do you know who the banquet will be?"

"I haven't heard of any heads of state visiting China recently. What is the situation that called us here?"

"This meal was a blur. Who is so proud that he wants us, who are at least deputy state-level figures, to accompany us?"

"The confidentiality work was done very well this time. No information was revealed at all."

Wen Gang, who was named, did not speak. Instead, he stared at the door of the room expectantly. This move made Yigan and others in the room even more confused. Only a few people had guesses but were not sure.

Wen Gang didn't speak because he knew Lin Yi best among the people present and had never had direct contact with Lin Yi. Naturally, he was full of curiosity about Lin Yi.

"Immortal, that's the legendary immortal. I'll scare you to death if I tell you." Wen Gang thought proudly in his heart, feeling quite happy that everyone was drunk and I was alone.

Lin Yi smiled slightly, and as the old man slowly opened the private room door, the entire private room fell silent. Everyone focused their eyes on the door, looking forward to the person who would appear next.

Lin Yi walked slowly into the room, and his face froze when he saw the scene in the room.

Looking up, the table was already covered with delicacies from the mountains and seas, delicacies and wines, and all kinds of fragrant smells. Lin Yi, who had been suffering for almost a thousand years, saw such a scene for the first time. He couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and felt in his heart. He warned himself not to be embarrassed, and resisted the feeling of rushing forward and looked away at the people in the room.

To be honest, even Lin Yi couldn't help but become nervous when being stared at by a group of people who had always been in high positions.

Although he was a little panicked in his heart, Lin Yi's face was as calm as a spring breeze, giving everyone present a feeling of being a worldly master.

At this moment, Wen Gang's eyes almost had little stars, and his heart was filled with pride.

"This is the image of an immortal in my mind. This is the immortal in my Chinese legend."