I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Lin Yi touched his chin and looked at the two people who were gradually walking away. He wanted to hear what they were going to say. After thinking for a long time, he gave up: "Forget it, eavesdropping on other people's words makes you look sneaky and harmful. Immortal style.”

After the two of them were completely gone, Lin Yi showed a mean smile and hurriedly returned to the room to pick up his cell phone and start tinkering with it. He didn't want to eavesdrop on anything, and he couldn't let go of his new cell phone.

Liu Minsheng walked in front without saying a word, followed by Lan Zixuan who looked confused.

"How did you and Lin Yi meet?" Liu Minsheng suddenly asked seriously.

"Ah? Why do you ask this suddenly? Does it matter?" Lan Zixuan looked confused and didn't understand why the other party suddenly asked this question.

"Didn't you notice anything unusual about Lin Yi when you were together?"

Lan Zixuan was stunned when she heard this. In fact, she had already discovered that Lin Yi was a little special.

Ever since she left the Tengda Hotel last time, Lan Zixuan had curiously searched for the person who knelt down to Lin Yi.

The results of the investigation shocked her greatly. The other party turned out to be the head of the Guan family, the first family in China.

Lan Zixuan really couldn't figure out what her identity was that deserved such treatment by the Guan family, and what happened next was even stranger.

The last time he met Gan Pingying for the first time, Lin Yi behaved very strangely.

Lan Zixuan still can't figure out where Lin Yi went during such a heavy rainstorm. She also vowed that the room would not be flooded, so that the two of them could stay in the room with peace of mind and not go anywhere.

What puzzled Lan Zixuan the most was that Lin Yi, who came back from outside at that time, was extremely tired. He had obviously gone outside and must have done something to appear so embarrassed. But you must know that it was raining heavily at the time, and Lin Yi's body But not even a drop of water touches it.

At first, because she met a strange girl alone in a room for the first time, Lan Zixuan was filled with embarrassment and did not pay attention to these things.

Afterwards, I had a vague feeling that something was wrong, but I couldn't put it into words. Today, when I was reminded by the old man in front of me, I suddenly remembered it.

Lan Zixuan suddenly covered her mouth in surprise because she remembered that Guan Guotai, the head of the Guan family, called Lin Yi: "Shangxian?"

At that time, I thought I heard it wrong and didn't pay attention. But last time such a big thing happened in Nanzhonghai, it was impossible for Lan Zixuan not to know about it. Could it be that Lin Yi was a god?

Looking at Lan Zixuan who was deep in thought, Liu Minsheng asked urgently: "Really? I just said there is something wrong with this kid."

Lan Zixuan nodded hesitantly. At the same time, she felt that her idea was a bit too fantastical. She said hesitantly: "Could it be that Lin Yi is really..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Minsheng's head was like a chicken pecking at rice and he couldn't wait to say: "Absolutely, it can't be wrong."

Lan Zixuan opened her eyes in shock, she didn't expect that Lin Yi was really a god.

Liu Minsheng looked at the girl who was about the same size as his granddaughter, and a protective desire arose in his heart. He looked coldly in the direction of the security room of the community. The rising sunlight reflected on Liu Minsheng's resolute face. At this moment, this ancient man His figure turned out to be extremely majestic: "I'll eat a pound of garlic when I get back and smoke you to death, you poor devil."

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Lin Yi looked at Lan Zixuan who came back alone, silently put away the phone, thinking about Liu Minsheng's acting skills in the early morning, tried his best to pretend to be normal and said: "Why are you back alone? What about the old guy? Are you going to die?"

"Oh, the uncle is fine. He said he was going to pick up his grandson, so he left first. How about it? Do you know how to use a mobile phone?" Lan Zixuan looked at Lin Yi who spoke freely, and felt worried about her guess again. Questioned, this guy is so poor that he can't even afford a mobile phone. Can he really be an immortal?

"Tch, I learned this kind of thing in minutes." Lin Yi said disdainfully, looking confident.

"That's fine. You add me on Fetion first, and it will be easier for us to contact you later."

"Ah? Fetion~How to add it?" Lin Yi, who had been so confident just now, was suddenly dumbfounded.

Lan Zixuan rolled her eyes helplessly, walked forward and took the phone from Lin Yi's hand, preparing to add herself directly.

"Don't!"

Lin Yi subconsciously wanted to protect his phone, but he didn't expect Lan Zixuan to be so fast and grabbed it directly.

"Look, this green icon is Fetion. There is a magnifying glass sign here. Click on this and..." Suddenly, Lan Zixuan looked at Lin Yi with strange eyes.

At this moment, Lin Yi was whistling and looking at the wall behind him, as if it had nothing to do with him.

I saw that the search records on Fetion were full of "nude beauties", "erotic pictures", "how to search for things inappropriate for children" and so on. There was even a search record that read: "Is it okay to go to a women's bathhouse when you turn into a woman?" What a feeling.”

"Cough, cough, there's something wrong with your phone. You can't find anything." After a long time, Lin Yi said awkwardly to ease the atmosphere.

"You are Fetion, not a browser. You are the only one who can search for the things you are looking for. Why are you so dirty in your thoughts? You are always thinking about reading these things. I really misjudged you." Lan Zixuan is livid. With a face on his face, he clenched his pink fists tightly and said loudly, he wanted to smash the phone into Lin Yi's face. The first time this guy got the phone, he actually wanted to search for these things, and he was instantly convinced that the other party was a god. idea.

"Huh?" Lin Yi was dumbfounded. He saw that Liu Minsheng and the other four lowly KTV customers often opened this green thing and there were so many unsightly photos and videos, so he thought he was searching in it.

Lin Yi, who had never used a mobile phone, didn't know that there was something called a link.

"So, do you have one? Get one for me." Lin Yishun added.

What Lin Yi never expected was that Lan Zixuan's face turned red and she remained silent.

"???"

Damn it, what's going on? Lin Yi was confused.

"Um, I've added Fetion. The one at the top is me. I, I have something else to do. I'll teach you how to use it next time." Lan Zixuan, who was panicking at the moment and blushing, panicked after saying this. Zhang ran out.

Lin Yi nodded thoughtfully. It seems that the browser should be difficult to download. Lan Zixuan should not be able to, otherwise she would not run away in shame.

"Bah! What the hell, my phone that I've been playing with for so long can't even download the browser." Lin Yi cursed and then searched frantically on Fetion again.

After a long time, Lin Yi threw his phone on the table. He didn't notice that a rotating pattern quietly appeared at the bottom of the phone screen: "What a defective thing, nothing works."

"You can't do it, your whole family can't do it." A mechanical female voice came from the mobile phone, startling Lin Yi: "Damn it, the mobile phone can also curse people."