I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Looking at the mobile phone lying quietly on the table in amazement, Lin Yi used his mental power to check it: "Could a mobile phone also become a spirit? Now the heavens in the world allow mobile phones to become spirits. It's a lot of fun!"

After observing for a long time, there was nothing unusual. When he saw the mobile phone without any movement, Lin Yi asked cautiously: "Were you talking just now?"

"Sorry, I don't understand what you mean, please say it again!"

Damn it, you really know how to talk, your phone is so smart, you even mocked yourself and asked yourself to say it again.

Looking at the phone with cold eyes, what he hated most was the monster. It was the most painful memory hidden deep in Lin Yi's heart.

"I am the True Lord of Zhantian Yinque. Naturally, I have martial arts to my true power. I am an innocent immortal. Monster, why don't you show your true form quickly!" Lin Yi said coldly, the aura on his body began to gather, and he was ready to attack the monster in one fell swoop. kill.

What surprised Lin Yi was that the mobile phone did not react at all under the intimidation of his immortal power, as if his huge momentum was just the spring breeze blowing on his face.

Lin Yi looked solemn: "This monster has such a high level of cultivation. He has mobilized 50% of his immortal power, but there is no change at all."

Thinking of this, Lin Yi's magical power began to circulate rapidly, and the huge coercion enveloped every corner of the security room, and even the three flowers gathering on top appeared.

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Asan Kingdom is a magnificent Buddhist temple, with melodious Buddhist sounds echoing in every corner.

In the Main Hall, a monk with a solemn appearance and kind eyes pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the earth. He was at the lower right side of the statue of Sakyamuni Buddha with his eyes closed and he was practicing. He was obviously the person who had briefly fought with Lin Yi.

The monk who had closed his eyes suddenly opened his eyes and looked towards the east with doubts on his face: "Who is that person in the immortal world fighting with? He actually released such a momentum. Is there something that the poor monk doesn't know about in this world? It seems that he has opened his eyes. The matter behind the scenes of death must be put on hold, and the cause of the matter must be clarified!"

The monks did not dare to peek into the place where they were fighting, otherwise the people in the Immortal Realm with full strength today would definitely be able to sense their presence. Although they were not afraid of the other party, they still had to focus on the overall situation. Things that had been laid out by Buddhism for millions of years could not be ignored. All the previous efforts on his own part were wasted.

Thinking of this, the monk slowly closed his eyes again with a sneer on his face and full of doubts. The people in the immortal world had obviously tried their best, and the people who fought with them did not leak any breath. They were obviously very high-level people, and they still investigated clearly. It is good to do good.

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"What the hell, you didn't even respond to this?" Lin Yi was shocked. At this moment in the downtown area, Lin Yi did not dare to take action rashly. Otherwise, with the current strength of the mobile phone, the fight between the two might cause countless casualties. That huge The causal relationship is not something Lin Yi can bear.

In this way, Lin Yi held his breath and held a stalemate with his mobile phone: "If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, let's see who can't withstand it first." Lin Yi thought to himself.

Time passed by, and the phone was still lying on the table without any movement. Lin Yi was sweating profusely. The long-term high-speed operation of Xianli made him almost overwhelmed.

After regaining his momentum, Lin Yi cautiously picked up his phone and looked through it: "Why is there no breath at all? What's going on?"

At this moment, the door of the security room suddenly opened, frightening Lin Yi. Liu Minsheng shouted: "Evil ghost, let me see how you escape. Prepare to die."

Lin Yi glared at Liu Minsheng, who was putting the mobile phone in front of his eyes and looking at Liu Minsheng with cross-eyed eyes following the charging port of the mobile phone to see clearly. He was wearing a yellow Taoist robe with a string of huge Buddhist beads hanging on his chest. Liu Minsheng, who was holding a black donkey's hoof, a bowl of glutinous rice in his right hand and a cross under his crotch, glared at Lin Yi in an extremely weird posture and shouted angrily.

Liu Minsheng, who jumped in with both feet, was stunned when he saw Lin Yi's strange movements at this moment. The two looked at each other in confusion.

"What the hell are you doing? What are you wearing? It's nondescript." Cross-eyed Lin Yi asked in confusion.

"Ah? So what, do you think I'm handsome?" Seeing Lin Yi who looked normal, Liu Minsheng was also a little confused. When he opened his mouth, a strong smell of garlic filled the room.

Lin Yi curled his lips, was too lazy to talk to the other party, and continued to study his mobile phone.

"boom!"

A dull voice sounded, Lin Yi rubbed his head and looked at Liu Minsheng angrily: "Old man, what, do you want to fight?"

Liu Minsheng, who was still maintaining his throwing posture with an expectant look on his face, saw the black donkey's hooves rolling to the ground and murmured: "It shouldn't be. Could it be that what Uncle Ying said was false?"

"What do you want to do?" Lin Yi said angrily when he saw Liu Minsheng who was about to throw glutinous rice at him.

"If black donkey's hoof doesn't work, then try glutinous rice. If glutinous rice doesn't work, I still have a cross."

"Amitabha, Infinite Lord, Almighty God, protect me and eliminate this evil ghost."

After reciting all the religious beliefs he knew, Liu Minsheng confidently shouted to Lin Yi again: "Kid, grandpa is going to trick you next, take it."

Lin Yi finally understood that the old man thought he was a ghost, and immediately said in a dumbfounded voice: "You old Liu, I would rather believe that your things don't work than believe that I am a human being."

"Humph, don't try to deceive me with your lies. I won't believe you."

Lin Yi was speechless. He really couldn't understand why Liu Minsheng thought he was a ghost. How did this old guy figure it out?

"I have nothing to say, you devil, just accept death." After speaking, Liu Minsheng took out the cross from his crotch and rushed towards Lin Yi.

"What the hell, if God knew you had him between your crotch, you would definitely be the first to die." Lin Yi hurriedly dodged.

The two of them were chasing each other in the small security room. Seeing Liu Min standing still panting, Lin Yicai stepped forward and took the cross and printed it on his chest: "Take a good look at whether I am a human or a ghost."

Liu Minsheng looked at the unresponsive Lin Yi in surprise, and suddenly realized: "You are not a foreigner, the cross will definitely not work on you."

After saying that, he took out a peach blossom sword from somewhere and put it on Lin Yi's head.

"Minato." Lin Yi covered his forehead and backed away hurriedly, his face turning green: "Where did you take out the sword?"

"Of course it's in the butt, otherwise there would be nowhere else to hide the sword. Kid, this is my real killing move, grandpa!" Liu Minsheng said proudly.

After a long time, Liu Minsheng saw Lin Yi who was still as usual, and asked doubtfully: "Are you really not a ghost?"

Lin Yi rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to this old man. He sat on the table and played with his phone gloomily, trying to find out who made the female voice just now.

At this moment, Liu Minsheng, who saw that he had misunderstood Lin Yi, was also quite embarrassed. He took off his Taoist uniform and said with a smile: "Xiao Lin, don't be angry. I am doing this for your own good."

"My phone seems to have become a sperm!"