I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"What the hell?" Liu Minsheng thought he heard wrongly.

"My phone can talk on its own, and you were scolding me just now?"

Liu Minsheng had never encountered such a situation before, so the two of them immediately put their heads together to study it.

After pondering for a long time, the phone did not make any sound again. Liu Minsheng patted his head and said firmly: "I know the reason. You must be hallucinating. I often hear Zhao Zhiya (the immortal goddess in the hearts of the elderly) saying that she likes me. Want to marry me.”

"Fart, how could I be hallucinating? The phone definitely spoke and you scolded me!"

Liu Minsheng insisted that Lin Yi was hallucinating, but Lin Yi refused to admit it. Just as the two were in a stalemate, the door to the security room was suddenly pushed open, and a man with a big gold chain and a black official document under his arm walked in. A fat middle-aged man.

When the other party saw the two people arguing, he turned to Liu Minsheng dissatisfied and said, "Third uncle, what are you doing? Yesterday, another owner complained that you were sleeping and not opening the door to others."

Liu Minsheng saw the person coming clearly and saw that it was his nephew and boss He Kailang. He immediately snorted: "You know that I am your third uncle. Why don't you ask that bastard what time he came back last night? It's two o'clock in the evening. Come back many times, the horn is blaring to the sky, and you want me to open the door for him. Your third uncle didn't have a heart attack on the spot. It's already very merciful to let him kneel down and beg me not to die."

He Kailang knew the virtues of his third uncle and did not dare to continue talking. He said hello to Lin Yi, put down his bag and walked towards the two of them: "What are you two arguing about? I can hear you two from all the distance." Yelling and cursing.”

"Xiao Lin insists on saying that his mobile phone has become a spirit and can talk. I said that he is hysterical and has auditory hallucinations. This little brat still doesn't believe it." Liu Min said angrily.

He Kailang walked up to the two of them and saw the mobile phone Lin Yi had just received. A look of surprise flashed in his eyes: "Good guy, the latest fruit mobile phone. You have become rich. You can afford it."

"He couldn't afford it. The girl gave it to him. I don't know what kind of madness the kid got, but he actually likes this little brat."

He Kailang suddenly realized it and looked at Lin Yi in amazement: "I didn't expect Mr. Lin to be quite popular. Did you just say that this phone can talk?"

Lin Yi had no choice but to repeat the incident again.

"Mechanical female voice, please say it again." He Kailang murmured and repeated what Lin Yi told him, and looked at Lin Yi like an idiot: "Hi, siri."

"What can I help you?"

Lin Yi stood up suddenly when he heard the voice: "That's the voice, it appears again, the little thief, he hasn't shown his true form yet."

He Kailang: "..."

"This girl is a mobile phone voice assistant. Are you two..." Seeing his third uncle's gaze, He Kailang suppressed the next words.

"What is a voice assistant?" Lin Yi asked unyieldingly.

He Kailang was too lazy to pay attention to the other party. He glanced at him and saw the yellow robe and a bunch of messy things on the table: "What are these?"

"Ask your third uncle." Lin Yi stared at the phone and replied without looking up.

Liu Minsheng was a little confused for a moment and didn't know how to explain it. He couldn't say that he suspected Lin Yi was a ghost and was planning to kill him: "Your aunt wants this. Your aunt has been crazy lately and she likes this stuff. "

In desperation, Lin Minsheng made up a random excuse to excuse him.

"Even though you two are quite young, you are quite playful. Who is pretending to be a zombie?" Lin Yi suddenly said something that stunned the two people present.

He Kailang took a deep look at the two of them, unable to express the sadness in his heart.

Ever since I set up a security company, my seven aunts and eight aunts all wanted to do some leisure work. There were dozens of people working in the company, but in the end, I, the boss, had the lowest status, and the employees under him were all my elders. , come over and give yourself a scolding if something doesn’t go your way.

Looking at the old and disabled people in the company who had to wash their dentures before putting them on before eating, He Kailang suddenly felt a little hot in his eyes.

He glanced at Lin Yi who was thinking about his cell phone again, his mood became even lower, and he sighed deeply. The only outsider was still a fool.

He Kailang felt that it was a miracle that the security company he opened did not close down. It was still profitable every year, as if God was helping him.

Lin Yi didn't know what He Kailang was thinking. If he knew, he would definitely sneer at it. Without him, the orthodox Sanqing God, to control the situation for you, this broken company would have gone bankrupt eight hundred times and still thought about making a profit.

"Okay, okay, Lin Yi, let me tell you something serious, a great thing." He Kailang, who was exhausted mentally and physically, said listlessly to Lin Yi: "There is a Murong Yanran concert in Gongti the day after tomorrow, and there are not enough security guards. Go over and help As a favor, you can get 200 box lunches a day, and you can also listen to Murong Yanran’s heavenly voice at a close distance. This is the opportunity I fought hard to get for you.”

Lin Yi raised his head and asked confusedly: "Who is Murong Yanran?"

"What? You don't even know Murong Yanran?" Before He Kailang could speak, Liu Minsheng shouted in surprise: "The new generation of national goddess, who has released the albums "Waiting for You" and "Come Back", is a super goddess who is popular in Asia. You don’t even know.”

After saying that, Liu Minsheng took off his coat domineeringly, and saw a photo of a woman with a beautiful face reflected on the short sleeves inside. Under the photo, it was written: "A beautiful smile, all living beings will fall in love!" in eight big characters.

"Grand nephew, let me go. I am a loyal fan of Yanran. I must go." Liu Minsheng, who was already seventy years old, took He Kailang's hand and shouted. Because he was so excited, his dentures flew out and stuck to He Kailang's hand. on the face.

He Kailang, who had black lines all over his head, picked up his dentures and said, "Third uncle, it's not that I won't let you go. Who would want a security guard as old as you if you've ever seen a place like this?"

Seeing that he was not allowed to go, Liu Minsheng sat back on the table glumly, turning a blind eye to the dentures handed over by He Kailang, and cursed with a loud tongue: "Go and clean my teeth before giving them to me. I thought the boss was gone for two days." You pay it back."

He Kailang burst into tears, wondering who was the boss. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he found that Lin Yi was looking at Liu Minsheng blankly. To be precise, he was looking at the photo of Liu Minsheng.

"How about it? Brother, I'm not lying to you this time. You look very exciting. This is definitely a good job. If it weren't for my brother, I would be on a business trip tomorrow. You can still get this kind of job. Brother, I will do it myself. Yes." He Kailang patted Lin Yi on the shoulder and said proudly.

Following He Kailang's movements, Lin Yi, who had been deep in thought, suddenly woke up. With a look of disbelief in his eyes, he grabbed Liu Minsheng's collar and asked loudly: "Tell me again, who is she?"