I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth
Chapter 90 Crazy Wandering On The Edge Of Death
Three months later, the Internet gradually became quiet, but they were still discussing myths and legends enthusiastically and agreed that this was the revival of spiritual energy and that myths would come to the world again.
The entrance of Qianda Community.
"Boss He, this is my brother Hou Kong, please arrange it for me. He is also from our village. This guy is originally a bodyguard. You don't have to worry about his professional skills. Being a security guard is not easy."
Lin Yi looked at He Kailang and said with a smile while rubbing his hands flatteringly.
He Kailang looked at the middle-aged man who was only about 1.4 meters tall in front of him in confusion, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously: "This... professional bodyguard?"
Originally, his security team was just a group of old, weak, sick and disabled, so it was only when the Four Heavenly Kings joined in that they finally looked like security guards. Now, Lin Yi actually wanted a person who was only 1.4 meters tall to join the team.
He Kailang suspected that something had really happened and didn't know whether the owners were protecting these ancestors or they were protecting the owners.
"Boss, really, I can prove that my brother Hou was really a professional bodyguard in the past, and he was very good at business."
Mo Qing (King of Growth) who was standing guard at the door also intervened after hearing Lin Yi's words.
"Snapped!"
Under He Kailang's shocked eyes, Hou Kong, who was only 1.4 meters tall, jumped up to a height of one meter during a run-up and slapped Mo Qing hard on the back of the head.
"Brothers are talking, do you have a role to interrupt?"
Hou Kong cursed and said, then raised his hand again to greet Mo Qing.
"Brother Hou, it's not serious, it's not serious, calm down, the rules in big cities are not as strict as in our hometown."
Lin Yi quickly grabbed the monkey's hand and interrupted him, speechless. Since the karma thunder struck off the monkey's Buddha nature, the guy once again returned to the lawless character he had when he was the Demon King.
He even had the idea of cannibalism at one time. If he hadn't remembered Lin Yi's kindness in taking him in and was afraid of letting Master Zhunti down, he would have been unable to control his nature and transformed into a bloodthirsty maniac.
Mo Qing rubbed his head, not daring to speak, and immediately stood guard with eyes and nose, nose and heart attentively, even breathing cautiously, for fear of accidentally making the monkey mad again.
He Kailang's face was expressionless. In fact, he was too shocked to react. He was already shouting crazily in his heart: "Fuck, what did I see? This guy dared to slap Mo Qing on the back of the head."
You must know that ever since Lin Yi brought back these four monsters, which were two meters tall and weighed up to two hundred kilograms, He Kailang had a natural fear of these four people and did not even dare to get along with any of them alone. , for fear that the other party will eat him alive.
Little did He Kailang know that the 1.4 meter dwarf in front of him was a truly dangerous person and could really eat him alive.
However, this did not hinder He Kailang's admiration for Hou Kong, especially when he saw that Lin Yi was also vaguely afraid of him, so he immediately agreed to Hou Kong joining the security team.
Seeing that He Kailang agreed, Lin Yi winked and said, "Then it's settled, Boss He. The salary will be one hundred yuan a month. What do you think?"
"That's right, Brother Hou, as long as we don't eat or work for a year, we can get a treasure called a mobile phone. Just be satisfied. If it weren't for Lin Yi's care, we don't know how long it would take to afford a mobile phone."
Mo Qing interrupted again, then tightly covered the back of his head for fear that the monkey would explode.
The monkey glanced at Lin Yi in surprise. He had been on earth for hundreds of years, so he naturally knew the prices, but he didn't care about the money. He didn't show it, but looked at Mo Qing with pity.
Mo Qing felt uncomfortable being looked at by the monkey. He thought the other party was angry again, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense and concentrated on standing guard.
On the other hand, He Kailang held his chin and wandered between Lin Yi, Monkey and Mo Qing: "Lin Yi didn't say what village he was from, but those four monsters were afraid of Lin Yi, and Lin Yi was afraid of Hou Kong, the monster and Hou Kong. Needless to say, it’s not called fear, it’s called fear.”
"Could it be?"
He Kailang thought for a long time and came to a conclusion: "It seems that the younger Lin Yi is, the more powerful he is. So..."
"I'm lower than the monsters and Lin Yi, and higher than Hou Kong, which means I can also smoke those four monsters at will, and ravage them as much as I want! To take a step back, even if I guess wrong, I am in their name Can you beat me to death if you are the boss?"
The more He Kailang thought about it, the brighter his eyes became. He began to make unconscious gestures with his hands, and he began to imagine the feeling of slapping the back of Mo Qing's head.
If Lin Yi knew what He Kailang was thinking, he would definitely give him a thumbs up: "As long as you survive the beating, you are considered awesome, and I will let you be the Wuluo Golden Immortal."
Just when He Kailang was about to put his idea into action, Mo Hong (King of Duowen) hurried over, took one look at He Kailang, and hesitated to speak.
After all, He Kailang was a veteran who had been in the shopping mall for many years. He immediately understood that this was something people in their village had to say, so he did not get angry and put away the idea of beating Mo Qing. He said with a smile: "I will order one later. I'll send you a security uniform to Waiting for the Air. I have something to do at my company, so I'll go over there first."
Little did he know that he had just been wandering crazily on the edge of death.
At a construction site, King Yama asked the King of Chakravartin next to him in confusion: "Why is that person flashing in front of my eyes? Have you seen it?"
"What the hell, you think it's haunted? Just move your bricks. It's such a hot day. I miss our underworld where there is no sunshine."
Chakravartin wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead and breathed heavily.
"Sister, I will take this damn contractor away sooner or later. Grandma, I'm so angry."
King Pingping put down the brick in his hand and cursed.
"You guys over there, why are you lazy? Do you want your wages?"
The foreman looked at the three people gathered together and shouted loudly.
"Okay, now let's fuck the boss."
King Pingping quickly switched to a simple and honest expression and said enthusiastically.
King Yama and King Chakravartin looked at each other: "Damn, bitch!"
…
After He Kailang walked away, Lin Yi and his party looked at the anxious-looking King Duowen with confusion: "What's wrong?"
"Accepting the secret order from Heaven, order our four heavenly kings to return quickly to guard the four continents! To stabilize the foundation of the immortal world."
King Duowen said solemnly: "I don't know what happened!"
Lin Yi was unmoved. He had already prepared in his heart. As a person who was going to suffer the disaster, he didn't know what would happen. He just didn't expect that Tianting would move so quickly, and he even felt a little impatient.
After thinking of the unusual aura he sensed, Lin Yi sneered again. A rabbit can also kick an eagle. In the catastrophe, who can guarantee whether he will be a mantis or an oriole.
However, Lin Yi's eyes were filled with sorrow, where should he go?
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