I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"Zi~Zi~Zi!"

If we say where the joy of food lies, then half of it definitely comes from barbecue.

Jinghai Street is one of the largest barbecue streets in the suburbs of Beijing. It is a mixed bag of good and bad people. Countless people come here every day to eat and drink. It is often open until three in the morning and is still packed with guests. It is the first choice place for people in Beijing to have skewers.

"Boss, are there any seats? There are six of us."

"I don't know how to see it myself..." The boss, who was lowering his head while grilling skewers, raised his head impatiently. When he saw Mo Qing with a ferocious face and covered with tattoos, he was immediately startled: "Uh, brother, yes, there is a place for you inside. please."

With the influx of the four heavenly kings, the originally noisy night market suddenly became quiet. Seeing the four men sitting there who were taller than ordinary people, everyone swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously.

"Brothers, today is your last meal. After you finish eating, go on your way. Go ahead and eat. This meal is yours." Lin Yi waved his hand and said proudly: "Boss, bring a pot of boiling water and a plate of peanuts. Hurry up. , If you are too slow, be careful if I don’t give you the money.”

"Ah? This..." The boss, who was holding a notebook and preparing to write down the dishes in fear, thought he was hallucinating: "Bring a pot of boiling water and a plate of peanuts? You won't pay me yet?"

The four heavenly kings hesitated to speak. The monkey looked at Lin Yi with disdain. He could hardly restrain his ferocity and had already reached for his ear with his right hand, preparing to kill the grandson with a stick.

Lin Yi laughed when he saw everyone's reaction: "You're just kidding, boss, here are two sheep, five hundred skewers, and six boxes of Erguotou. It's so cool."

"Ah? Brother, we don't have enough in our store. How about you~ go to another store to have a look?" The boss was dumbfounded when he heard this. It wasn't that he really couldn't bake it, but that he was afraid that the other party wouldn't be able to pay for it. .

As someone who has been working in night market stalls for many years, it is unheard of for someone with such a body shape, and he doesn't dare to go up and ask for it if the other party doesn't pay the bill.

Lin Yi saw the boss' concern, his face darkened, and he immediately bought five thousand yuan and threw it on the table: "Damn it, I still owe you money, please serve us the wine."

The boss felt at ease: "Whatever the guest said, I will prepare it right away. I will even borrow the ingredients from the side and bake them for you."

Lin Yi was too lazy to answer. After the boss walked away, he turned around and said, "Drink happily today. With these mortal alcohols, no matter how much we drink, we won't be able to get drunk. Just try to get a little tipsy. It's a farewell to all the kings."

While they were talking, the boss brought six boxes of beer and put it on the table. Lin Yi cursed: "Damn it, didn't I tell you, we want six boxes of Erguotou."

"ah?"

The boss asked in disbelief: "Six boxes?"

After getting Lin Yi's affirmative answer, the boss replaced the beer with liquor with a sad face, secretly praying that the ancestors would not drink too much and smash his stall later.

"One box per person, come on, let's do it!" When the wine was served, Lin Yi put his feet on a box of white wine, picked up the bottle and started drinking without waiting for the food to be served.

The five monkeys also behaved well, and they started blowing. The eyes of the people around them almost popped out of their heads: "Nima, you drink liquor from the box without eating a single peanut, and you blow the bottle. What the hell is this?" person?"

The six people didn't pay attention to the reactions of the people around them. All they wanted was barbecue. The food was served a little slowly, and they just kept drinking. In less than twenty minutes, the six boxes of Erguotou were all drunk.

At this moment, the six of them were already slightly tipsy. King Dhritarashtra slapped the table and said, "Boss, here are six more boxes. Damn it, can the dishes be made faster?"

boss:"……"

As the boss brought back six boxes of Erguotou, everyone started drinking and mingling again, and bottles of liquor were being sold for free.

At this moment, there were four pretty girls sitting at the next table. They seemed to be college students nearby. One of them wore black-rimmed glasses and looked smart and knowledgeable. She didn't even care about the four ferocious kings and asked curiously. : "Is it really liquor you're drinking? It's not boiled water, right?"

"Qu Xinxin." The girls at the same table quickly grabbed the girl who was speaking, for fear of offending Lin Yi and his party.

Unexpectedly, the girl named Qu Xinxin patted the girl accompanying her with relief and continued to look at Lin Yi and others provocatively.

Monkey must have been slandered a lot by the Holy Mother Monk, and it was most unbearable for others to wrongly accuse him. He immediately slapped the table: "Wu... Lin Yi, give this girl a bottle. She actually said that we drink boiled water. How dare you question your grandson..." …Master Hou.”

Lin Yi glanced at the girl, his eyes flashed slightly, and he didn't find anything wrong, so he handed her a bottle of white wine.

No one noticed that the moment the monkey said the wrong thing, a look of determination flashed across Qu Xinxin's eyes.

I thought the girl was just asking out of curiosity, but what Lin Yi and the others didn't expect was that the girl directly took the liquor and drank it, "Ahem, it's really liquor."

Lin Yi and the others were about to raise their glasses and drink again. Unexpectedly, the girl next to them suddenly said: "I usually like to drink liquor, and I have never been drunk. Do you dare to compete? Of course, I am a girl. You guys want to Hold me."

"Ah?" The girls at Qu Xinxin's desk were obviously shocked again, and they hurriedly pulled each other away. Qu Xinxin turned around and gave the three girls at the same table a look that believed in me.

Lin Yi's hand holding the wine bottle paused, and he turned to look at the girl in surprise.

There was a golden light in the monkey's eyes that could not be detected by ordinary people. It was obvious that he had used his fiery eyes and golden eyes. After observing for a long time and not finding anything wrong, he slowly shook his head at Lin Yi.

A smile appeared on Lin Yi's lips. He had already guessed Qu Xinxin's thoughts and looked at the other party playfully: "Since we have seen through our identity, why bother to go to such trouble."

Qu Xinxin's face froze when she heard this, and before she could speak, she heard Lin Yi continue: "What my Taoism emphasizes is that Taoism follows nature. You can be considered a person with deep blessings. You just want to drink a few glasses of wine with us. Why not."

Qu Xinxin's face showed a look of ecstasy, and she quickly pulled the girl next to her over. At the same time, her crazy eyes signaled the two people opposite her to hurry up and come over.

"Well, Qu Xinxin, we have something else to do, so we'll leave first. I wish you a happy time, Keyan, let's go together." The two people opposite obviously didn't understand what their classmates meant, and thought that the other party wanted to be in such a big place. Looking for a backer in the imperial capital, he looked at the people who looked like migrant workers and said in a somewhat contemptuous tone.

The girl named Keyan was wearing a sportswear and her hair was tied into a ponytail. She looked extremely youthful and cute.

After hearing what her classmate said, she felt a little tangled in her heart. She and Qu Xinxin were growing up, so they naturally knew each other's personality and firmly believed that the other party could not drink at the same table with strangers for no reason.

But looking at Lin Yi and his entourage who clearly didn't look like good people, their hearts were full of fear. After struggling for a long time, Ke Yan gritted her teeth and chose to believe in her own words. Moreover, she was not at ease leaving the other party here alone: ​​" Forget it, you go back first, Xinxin and I will go back together later."