I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"I didn't expect that Qu Xinxin, a person who usually looks very arrogant, would be so dissolute in private. She would eat and drink with strangers like this. I just felt sorry for Ke Yan who was implicated."

"Haha, birds of a feather flock together, and people flock together. Do you think Keyan is a good person? Don't you think about what kind of good thing could be mixed up with Qu Xinxin?"

The two girls who had dinner with Qu Xinxin and the others and left first spoke with some gloating.

"Boss, check out." Lin Yi shouted loudly.

"Brother, hello, the total is nine thousand and four, brother, just give me nine thousand." The barbecue owner nodded and said, secretly smacking his lips: "Beasts, six people actually ate two sheep, five hundred skewers, and drank twenty A box of white wine and a clean meal, damn, this is Zhu Bajie’s reincarnation.”

"How...how much?" Lin Yiwen asked stammering after hearing the price.

"Nine, nine thousand." The boss was startled when he saw Lin Yi's reaction. He quietly stepped back a few steps and said it again, fearing that the group would suddenly become violent.

Lin Yi's face was stiff and he said in an unnatural tone: "Boss, give us another box of liquor."

"Ah?" The boss thought he heard wrongly. You looked like you had no money, and you even asked for a box of liquor. His eyes turned to the Four Heavenly Kings: "Forget it, compared with life, it's a loss. Money is nothing, just use it to eliminate disasters."

He immediately moved the wine with a frown on his face.

Lin Yi saw the owner of the barbecue restaurant walking away and hurriedly took out all the cash on him. He found that there was only five thousand and nine. His eyes wandered back and forth between the Four Heavenly Kings and the monkey: "Hurry up. Do you have any money? Take it out quickly." , damn, not enough money.”

"My Buddha is merciful. A poor monk is a monk. Money is the source of disaster. How could it be possible?"

The monkey reacted the fastest and quickly pronounced the Buddha's name (with the monkey's level of cultivation, calling Amitabha would be detected by the other party), and looked at Lin Yi sincerely with a pair of sinister eyes. No matter how you look at it, it makes people think that what he said is a lie. , even if the expression is very sincere.

"Fuck, now you admit that you are a Buddha, I will trick you into a trap." Lin Yi yelled.

The four heavenly kings were born in Buddhism and Miao Hong was born not to lie. Immediately, the four of them did not dare to look at Lin Yi and said in a hushed tone: "Wu Luo, you know, we don't have any money either."

The two girls, Qu Xinxin, stared at the six people in the quarrel with their mouths open. They weakly raised their hands and said, "Actually, I have..."

Lin Yi didn't bother to listen to the two women: "What the hell, you four bitches, if it weren't for me, would you be able to live a good life in this world? You are still working as a watchdog at Nantianmen. Why don't you pay me some money?" Happy."

Guangmu Tianwang also angrily said: "As you said, your special mother is no longer a watchdog now."

"What the hell are you? Didn't I let you know when you peeked at the fairy in plain clothes taking a bath? If not for me, you would have been lit up by the Jade Emperor!"

King Dhritarashtra also cursed angrily.

"Um?"

The monkey on the side didn't know that there was such a thing, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Children, tell me."

Even the two girls Qu Xinxin pricked up their ears: "Damn it, melons from heaven, no ordinary person can eat them."

"When the fairy in plain clothes went to Yaochi..." King Chiguo was about to elaborate, Lin Yi stepped forward and covered her mouth: "Brother, you are out of sight, are you kidding me? Look at you, drink It’s so much that I don’t even know what I’m talking about.”

Seeing King Chiguo calm down, Lin Yi slowly put down his hand and said with a sad face: "What should I do if I don't have enough money now?"

The four heavenly kings also looked hesitant. They looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and each took out five hundred yuan: "Wuluo, this is all the money we have saved in the past four months in the mortal world. Originally, If you plan to exchange money to buy a mobile phone, I will lend it to you now, and remember to get a mobile phone for each of us later."

Lin Yi then took the money with a smile on his face: "It's easy to talk about, it's just a mobile phone, it's not worth mentioning, it's all on me."

"Now there is another problem. The total amount of money we have now is only 7,900, which is not enough." Monkey said a cruel fact on the side.

"How about we get a cockroach and put it in the dish, and then pretend to be dead, maybe we can blackmail a thousand people." Lin Yi hesitated for a long time and said uncertainly.

Keyan quietly pulled Qu Xinxin's sleeve: "Are they really gods?"

Qu Xinxin was also confused when she saw the scene in front of her. There was a huge gap between this and the free-spirited immortality in his mind, which spanned the world.

"What the hell, you are shameless, but this great sage is still shameless." The monkey looked at Lin Yi disdainfully, and even the four heavenly kings' faces were full of contempt.

"Tch, when you were a bodyguard, you did a lot of things like killing people and selling goods, so you're embarrassed to blame me." Lin Yi said, feeling quite uncomfortable being stared at by several people.

Just as a few people were arguing, the owner of Qu BBQ brought a box of liquor with a smile: "Drink up, brothers."

Frankly speaking, it turned out that Qu Xinxin had already paid the bill in advance.

Lin Yi said rather embarrassedly: "Oh, why did I ask you to pay the bill? I really don't know what to say."

The 7,900 yuan in his hand was tightly clenched, with no intention of taking it out: "Smelly monkey, why don't you thank me yet."

Qu Xinxin was speechless when she saw Lin Yi's stingy performance, and at the same time she doubted her own vision: "Did you guess wrong?"

"What does it have to do with me, grandson..." The monkey heard what Lin Yi said and was about to speak. He seemed to have thought of something. A golden light flashed in his eyes, and then he looked at the two girls speechlessly.

He discovered that because Qu Xinxin paid for the meal, he actually had a causal connection with the other party: "You are tricking him, God is so crazy, I was invited to this meal, why are they okay?" , it’s become a blessing to me.”

The monkey could no longer care about the jokes. The cause and effect on his body was already complicated. Now that there was an unknown cause and effect, he naturally became anxious: "There is no reason. It's just a simple meal, and it's not a life-saving grace. How could it happen?" What about such a strong cause and effect?”

The monkey didn't notice at all that the thought he had from time to time of wanting to bite people had faded away.

Lin Yi looked at the monkey scratching his ears and cheeks, laughed, and said: "It is both a meeting and a fate. It just so happens that the four of them are going back to the fairy world. There is no way to repay their love for a meal. How about I take you two girls to the fairy world today?" ?”

The two girls, Qu Xinxin, were stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then they almost jumped with excitement. They never thought that they would have the opportunity to go to the fairy world in this life, so they immediately nodded in agreement.

"I won't go to the immortal world to avoid embarrassment." Only the monkey shook his head in disdain.

Lin Yi nodded understandingly. After all, this monkey had a deep grudge with Heaven. In addition, he was probably very depressed now, so it was normal not to go.