I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Fairyland, on the way to Nantianmen.

"Wu Luo, what the hell, I didn't pay the bill anyway. If not, just give us the money back."

Except for the King Dhrita, who was obsessed with his five hundred yuan and begged for it all the way, the other three kings were looking at the clouds with sad faces, not knowing what they were thinking.

Lin Yi turned a deaf ear and took Qu Xinxin and the two girls into a rainbow of light and ran all the way towards the Nantianmen.

"Wow, we are flying. This is the fairyland. It is so beautiful."

"We have really arrived in the fairyland!"

The two girls, Qu Xinxin, were like little girls, their eyes almost turned into heart shapes. They looked at the celestial palace looming in the sea of ​​clouds in the distance, and let out bursts of exclamations.

Nantianmen.

"How dare you Xiaoxiao to break into Tianmen!"

A roar like thunder suddenly exploded, and a heavenly soldier with a blue belt floating around his waist, a hood on his head, and a spear in his hand was seen shouting fiercely toward the front with a spear in one hand.

Following the roar of the Heavenly Soldiers, hundreds of Heavenly Soldiers in the entire Nantianmen all had serious expressions and looked forward with murderous intent. Even the dragon and phoenix sculptures hovering on the pillars of the Nantianmen came to life and roared upwards.

I saw a streak of rainbow light approaching rapidly from the sky, showing no signs of slowing down even though it was about to reach my eyes.

"You are blind, your Grandpa Wuluo doesn't recognize you anymore!" Hong Guang stopped suddenly at the door of Nantianmen, and an arrogant voice suddenly came out.

"Wu Luo?" Tian Bing was stunned. After seeing the real person clearly, Tian Bing still maintained a vigilant attitude and looked at the two women behind Lin Yi.

"Is this Nantianmen?"

"So thick, so long, and so big."

The two girls, Qu Xinxin, were already immersed in the grandeur of Nantianmen, murmuring in their mouths.

"?"

Lin Yi had a black line on his head, what kind of talk is this about tiger and wolf.

"These two girls are my friends. Don't worry, they are just mortals. I brought them here to see the world. If you don't believe me, ask your boss." Lin Yi explained while turning around to call the four heavenly kings to come out and testify.

"Um?"

There was nothing behind Lin Yi, and there was no trace of the Four Heavenly Kings.

"Fuck, where have you been?"

Lin Yi looked at the two women in confusion, and the two women shook their heads in confusion.

Nonsense, you, a god, couldn't find out when they disappeared, how could we two mortals know.

Lin Yi looked at Tianbing awkwardly: "Uh, your boss is gone!"

The heavenly soldiers saw several clouds approaching the Nantian Gate from a distance and quietly flying towards the east. They did not doubt Lin Yi's words. After all, Lin Yi was an acquaintance to them and often hung out with the four heavenly kings.

Slowly putting away his spear, the Heavenly Soldier glanced at the two women warily again, then stepped aside and looked at Lin Yi with a strange expression.

Lin Yi looked at Tianbing's reaction strangely, and secretly wondered what the expression was.

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Yi's expression froze and he thought of something.

"Damn it, how could I forget this? Damn it, no wonder those four guys were embarrassed to walk through the main entrance."

Even so, Lin Yi's thick skin became quite unnatural at this moment, and his original arrogant attitude also became humble: "Well, ha, ha ha, if nothing happens, we will go in first."

Then he took the two girls and left the Nantianmen as if they were running away. From a distance, one could hear the laughter of the Nantianmen's heavenly soldiers: "Hahahaha~"

"What are they laughing at?"

Keyan asked doubtfully.

Lin Yi kept his head silent and didn't bother to introduce the two girls along the way, and quickly flew towards the Four Heavenly Kings Hall.

"Damn it, you four are so funny that you sneaked away on your own."

Seeing that the Four Heavenly Kings were indeed in the residence, Lin Yi allowed the two women to visit as they pleased and cursed at the Four Heavenly Kings.

"Grandma, if you hadn't insisted on dragging a few of us to watch pornographic movies, we wouldn't have become the laughingstock of the whole heaven."

The King of Growth cursed with a sad and angry tone, especially when he thought that he and others had returned to the fairy world, tears were about to overflow from his eyes.

"Alas~"

The King of Guangmu and the King of Duowen sighed at the side, looking like they were hopeless.

Only King Chiguo persisted and said: "Lin Yi, please give me the money. I have been saving hard for half a year, and I will be able to afford a mobile phone soon."

"I'll keep it for you first, since you won't need it in the fairy world now anyway." Lin Yi said with a calm face and a heartbeat.

"As long as you give me the money, I will tell you good news."

King Chiguo said to Lin Yi mysteriously.

"Good news?" Lin Yi looked at King Chiguo in confusion.

Now the whole world is full of rumors about a few of them openly watching pornographic films. What good news can there be?

"Really, I won't lie to you." King Dhritarashtra vowed.

Lin Yi looked at the other party suspiciously, feeling that the other party would not lie to him for this matter, so he hesitantly counted out two thousand yuan and handed it to the four people.

King Chiguo happily took the cash as if he had found a treasure. Under Lin Yi's disdainful eyes, he carefully put it into the inner lining and put it away close to his body.

"Hurry up and tell me what good news it is." Lin Yi urged impatiently.

King Chiguo looked around furtively, and then arranged a layer of soundproof array before whispering in a seductive voice: "Have you heard, then who made a furnace of innate transformation pills? Didn't you always want your little one?" Can the white dragon transform? As long as we get the innate transforming pill, the chances of transforming will be greatly increased."

Lin Yi was startled when he heard this. His mount was a white dragon with an extremely pure bloodline. However, the purer the bloodline, the more difficult it was to transform. Ordinary Transformation Pills were no longer effective.

His own white dragon has not yet transformed for more than four thousand years, and it has almost become a worry for Lin Yi.

"Then the old Taoist will give it to me?" Lin Yi asked with some doubts. His own cultivation level is not enough for others to beat him with one hand. Even if he refines it, so what, he can't get it.

"He is not in heaven now." King Dhritarashtra added.

Lin Yi looked at King Chiguo's encouraging eyes and said uncertainly: "You mean, let me steal?"

"Fart, when did I ask you to steal it? It has nothing to do with me."

King Chiguo quickly denied it, but his eyes showed confirmation.

"Damn, you coward."

Looking at King Chiguo who had chosen him completely, Lin Yi cursed in his heart.

But once certain ideas appear in your mind, not only will they not disappear, but they will continue to expand.

Lin Yi unconsciously touched his chin, thinking about the possibility of success.

"I'm so crazy about stealing the saint's residence. It's so exciting!"

"Done!"

Lin Yi slapped his thigh and made up his mind.