I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

Zhou Shuyi stared blankly at Gao Nobita standing in front of her,

A pair of beautiful eyes swept across the simple shorts made of fern under him.

The flush on his face disappeared.

"Yuanmouren, the boss, really has a very high IQ!"

Sister Zhou was surprised that Li Changbai could see her shyness.

When I look at Li Changbai again, I can't help but feel admiration in my eyes.

at this time,

"Woo~"

Li Changbai roared again, as if giving orders to the surrounding Yuanmou tribe members,

Under Li Changbai's order, those Yuanmou people all have good looks, imitating Li Changbai's previous actions, picking ferns one after another, making "grass shorts" for themselves, covering their masculine and feminine symbols !

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched this scene in a daze:

"Damn it, isn't it? That's how the first piece of clothing in human history appeared?"

"This is more than 1.5 million years earlier than 170,000 years ago!"

"Not to mention, the fern grass shorts made by our ancestors are so beautiful, they are beautiful and durable!"

"Yuanmou people are indeed a highly intelligent businessman species, not those black monkeys in Africa!"

After Professor Gu Nian and other paleontologists popularized science in the live broadcast room, netizens in Huaxia also had a certain understanding of the "Yuanmou Man", the ancestor of China.

As early as 2 million years ago, Australopithecus africanus, thousands of miles away from China, carried out tribal migration, and some of them came to the hinterland of Yuanmou, Yunnan, and they became Yuanmou people.

The tribe that Li Changbai lives in is likely to be the offspring that evolved after the migration of the group of "Australopithecus"!

"Sure enough, Yuanmou people are a patrilineal society! The evidence is beyond doubt!"

Looking at the live broadcast room, Professor Gu Nian said firmly.

Under Li Changbai's order, all the Yuanmou people imitated his behavior by weaving fern grass shorts and wearing grass leaf shorts, all following the orders of the tribal leaders!

This undoubtedly adds to the persuasiveness of Professor Gu's current statement that Yuanmou people live in groups and patriarchal tribes!

but,

To the surprise of Professor Gu Nian and other paleoanthropologists,

How did the leader of this tribe see the shyness of the anchor sister Zhou?

"This Yuanmou man must be paid attention to!"

Professor Gu Nian slapped the table and snapped at his colleagues in the office.

at the same time,

The settlement of the Yuanmou tribe.

In order not to embarrass Sister Zhou, Li Changbai asked all members of his tribe to imitate him after putting on clothes,

He returned to sister Zhou again.

However, at this moment,

Sister Zhou's stomach suddenly rang.

"Haha, is the anchor hungry?"

"That's right, sister Zhou, she said that she came out to eat, but before she could eat, she crossed over after entering the toilet, dying of laughter!"

"Then what should we do? In prehistoric times, what can we eat? We can't let Miss Zhou drink blood with our ancestors, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, didn't Professor Gu say that besides meat, the staple food of Yuanmou people also includes wild fruits and fish."

...

Sister Zhou covered her belly and looked at Li Changbai embarrassedly.

He gestured with his hands, grabbed a handful of air, put it into his mouth, and made a gesture of eating.

"That...do you have something to eat?"

Zhou Shuyi, the dignified first sister of Shaking Fish, has always been bold and carefree, but not reserved.

"Woo~"

Li Changbai pointed to the cave behind Yuanmou Man, indicating that the food was inside.

Sister Zhou understood and nodded like pounding garlic,

was about to get up to get some food,

But when he stood up and looked at other Yuanmou people, especially female Yuanmou people,

I found that they were still staring at me, glaring at me, showing unkind eyes, and a few female Yuanmou people even showed their fangs and yelled at Sister Zhou.

If it weren't for Li Changbai, they would have rushed up and tore Sister Zhou to pieces.

She froze, her face turned pale, and she stopped in her tracks.

"Damn! What do these female savages want?"

"I won't steal men from you..."

"I'm just hungry and want something to eat..."

Miss Zhou forced her in a low voice.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately happy when they heard it, and even Professor Gu smiled knowingly.

"Haha, sure enough, only women are jealous of women. Our female ancestors are jealous of sister Zhou!"

"That's right, it must be that the boss of their tribe is not happy to see Sister Zhou sitting together."

"Ancestors, don't worry, Miss Zhou is a modern new human being, and she won't compete with you for a man, uh... for a leader!"

Professor Gu Nian, Department of Paleontology, Jinling University: This is a normal phenomenon. The weak female members of the tribe tend to love and support the strongest members of the tribe. Now a strange woman pops up out of nowhere, which will naturally make them wary and jealous of Zhou. The anchor is now.

"Professor Gu's explanation is too detailed, that's it!"

"It still has to be Professor Gu, but the academician of Jinling University, the analysis is very reasonable."

"Then the question is, sister Zhou is so unpopular with female Yuanmou people, can she still integrate into this group?"

...

"Hoo~"

Li Changbai is helpless, he can naturally see that the female members of the tribe are jealous of Zhou Jie getting too close to him,

However, Sister Zhou is her "golden finger" and she is not allowed to stay by her side.

In this prehistoric world full of beasts and poisonous insects,

With Zhou Shuyi's small body, it's hard to say whether she can survive a night.

"Hoo~"

Li Changbai hammered his chest and roared loudly at the female Yuanmou people, venting his dissatisfaction.

Feeling the leader's anger, those Yuanmou talents lowered their heads with a docile look on their faces.

A few female Yuanmou people get up and walk into the cave,

Take out a few pieces of bloody flesh from the cave.

Seeing the bloody venison, Miss Zhou was stunned.

She pointed at the pile of bloody flesh, and said to Li Changbai dumbfounded:

"You...you don't want me to eat this, do you?"

——

——

[ps: Sister Zhou has joined the Yuanmou People's Family, and a new live broadcast project is about to start! Ask for collection, ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for all data, thank you ~]