I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

Near the volcano, Yuanmou tribe.

Li Changbai looked at the pretty anchor with fair skin and blue denim in a small vest beside him,

His gaze swept over the live broadcast phone in front of her, and the more he watched, the more satisfied he became.

Sister Zhou is now his "golden finger", and also the bug that he established himself in this prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago!

Isn't the system just a bug?

Therefore, he had to take good care of a "baby" like Sister Zhou!

"Miss Zhou Shuyi, welcome to my tribe."

Li Changbai said very friendly.

But for a moment he seemed to have forgotten that he was still a Yuanmou man,

Sister Zhou heard the sound of "woo woo" when she said it.

"Ah, what did you say?"

Hearing the head of the majestic Yuanmou tribe calling her, Sister Zhou looked away from the surroundings of the tribe.

It's good that she didn't take her gaze away, as soon as she lowered her head, she caught sight of the looming masculine symbol under Li Changbai's belly.

With a "shua", her handsome little face suddenly flushed.

"Fuck! Why doesn't this boss wear clothes?"

"This is too indecent..."

"But it's big..."

Sister Zhou felt ashamed in her heart, and then whispered.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Sister Zhou's flushed face because of shyness,

They brushed up the barrage one after another, teasing:

"Happy! The ancestors of Yuanmou people have been watched by the anchor!"

"Ahh, Sister Zhou, this old Lu, is actually shy, she died laughing."

"As expected of our Chinese ancestors, tall and mighty, that's majestic!"

"I envy the ancestor, Diao Chan is on the waist."

"Hey, tell me, why didn't the ancestors wear clothes?"

I don't know who said a wise speech in the live broadcast room.

"What clothes are you wearing? Didn't you see that the ancestors lived next to the volcano? They still have hair on their bodies, so it's so hot to wear clothes..."

"The ancestors are not our modern people. Do you expect the primitive people 1.7 million years ago to understand the difference between men and women and wear clothes to block their reproductive organs?"

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In the Yuanmou people tribe under Li Changbai's control, no matter whether they are men or women, they all bare their chests and breasts, and only rely on the layer of black body hair around them, and there is no more clothing on their bodies.

This does not mean that they are uncivilized, but unnecessary,

In the prehistory of 1.7 million years ago, the summer was hot, and Yuanmou people were covered with body hair, which was not conducive to heat dissipation.

Another set of clothes made of animal skins, won't it be hot to death?

Li Changbai had just crossed for a short time, and obviously noticed this,

However, he is used to sleeping naked at home, and even though he is from Yuanmou, he is not interested in those female Yuanmou people, so he discarded the concept of gender differences and directly "spotted naked",

Don't get too comfortable.

Research history records that the appearance of the first human clothes was 170,000 years ago.

Professor Gu Nian, Department of Paleontology, Jinling University: The ancestors of the Yuanmou Man had not yet been affected by the cold climate of the Great Ice Age, and did not have the evolutionary concept of using the fur of wild animals to keep out the cold, so...

Professor Gu Nian looked at the live broadcast room, and was about to explain to the water friends why the people in Yuanmou were naked and did not wear clothes.

Sudden,

The old professor of Jinling University stared at the live screen with his pupils shrunk, and said in disbelief:

"How can this be?"

"The leader of the Yuanmou tribe... unexpectedly understands human emotions..."

"He actually knows how to cover his reproductive organs with leaves..."

"This super high IQ, could it be that... he is evolving?"

see,

In the live broadcast room of Miss Zhou,

Li Changbai noticed Sister Zhou's shy eyes, and saw that she was aiming at his belly intentionally or unintentionally,

Then it suddenly dawned on me, and I remembered that except for this hair, I was completely naked.

"An old man, naked in front of a girl from the National People's Congress, what's the matter?"

Although Li Changbai doesn't care, but Miss Zhou is shy!

Looking around with clear eyes, Li Changbai found a few ferns nearby, and made a simple "shorts" for himself to block his majestic masculine symbol.

As everyone knows,

Li Changbai's move set off a wave of climax in the live broadcast room watched by billions of people.

"Damn it! The ancestors of our Huaxia Yuanmou people are too smart, right? Made yourself a pair of pants?"

"Yuanmou people are primates just like human beings. The leader of Yuanmou people must have seen the anchor wearing clothes, so he imitated it!"

"Why do I feel that we, the ancestor of China, saw that sister Zhou was too shy when she saw his thing, so she used the leaves to block it?"

"The primitive people 1.7 million years ago, didn't they also understand the difference between men and women?"

"Come on, Xia Tian is so hot, take off your pants, I want to see the embarrassing side of the host!"

Unlike ordinary netizens, those scientists at home and abroad who study paleontology, especially ancient humans, were all dumbfounded watching this scene in the live broadcast room:

"This... the Yuanmou man from 1.7 million years ago, has he learned how to wear clothes?"

"This is so shocking, unbelievable!!!"

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[ps: Sister Zhou has joined the Yuanmou People's Family, and a new live broadcast project is about to start! Ask for collection, ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for all data, thank you ~]