I am in the prehistoric times, what the hell is this Zongwu chat group?

Zhang Sanfeng was so excited that he did not sleep all night. He waited outside the hall with his disciples early in the morning, tidying up his appearance again and again.......

"Wen Chouchou, are you sure it's okay for me to be like this now?" Xiongba asked again and again with a dignified and domineering face. Today, I'm going to meet the immortal offline, which is different from the previous meeting through projection. Naturally, I have to dress up carefully.

""Wow, boss, you are impeccable today!"

Wen Chouchou flattered helplessly.

He had said this sentence countless times today.

Is the boss going on a blind date? This was the first time he had seen the boss like this in all these years. He didn't know which girl caught the boss's eye.......

"A peaked-lapel suit should be worn larger to look good!" Gao Qiqiang said to himself as he carefully tied his tie in front of the mirror.

"My wife has good taste!"

When I have time,

I'll go talk to Uncle Tai and Shu Ting!

He thought silently.

"Brother, who are you talking to?

Gao Qisheng couldn't help asking......

【Wudang Taoist priest:

Everyone, are you ready? Today is my birthday!.JPG！

【One Man's Martial Arts】:

It's over, another one is broken, my childhood idol has become a pervert!.JPG！

【Iron-hearted Godly Marquis]:

We are always prepared, but the immortal has given us such a big gift, we can't give it to him.

【The Third Young Master of Excalibur Villa]:

We are just here to eat, drink and have fun. Uncle Zhang won’t reject us, right?

【Wudang Taoist priest:

Hahaha, of course not. You can do whatever you want. It’s already a great honor for you to come to my birthday party. I don’t dare to ask for more!

However, if you can give dozens or hundreds of points, I certainly won’t mind. If you give thousands of points, I won’t think it’s too much.

Of course, I don’t mean anything by saying this. It depends on your mood. But here, if you don’t give gifts at a banquet, it means you don’t know etiquette.......Ah, bah, look at my mouth, I accidentally said too much again, please do as you please! Just do as you please!!

After sending the message,

Zhang Sanfeng cursed in his heart, you are the only ones who want to get free stuff from me, right?

【[The Little Chef from Peach Blossom Island]:

OK......That makes sense!.JPG！

【Snow Moon Sword Immortal]:

Has Master Zhang also evolved abnormally?

【[Ultimate Killer King]:

The old man is so bad that I can just not go!

【Tianxiahui Gang Leader]:

You are so good, Zhang Sanfeng. I thought you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect this to be your true face! I am deeply saddened..JPG！

【The Emperor Who Sweeped Across the Six Kingdoms】:

The two palace masters continue to be missing!.JPG！

【Snow Persimmon]:

It won’t really be killed offline, right?! ? Horrified.JPG！

【Fish seller Aqiang]:

Is it so scary? The little newbie is trembling!

【Iron-hearted Godly Marquis]:

If.......I mean what if! Is there a possibility that they are with the immortals? ?

【One Man's Martial Arts】:

What does it mean? What are you doing at the Immortal's place?

【The Emperor Who Sweeped Across the Six Kingdoms】：......

【Wudang Old Taoist Priest]: Cough cough cough......Cough cough!

【Snow Moon Sword Fairy】：？？？

【Peach Blossom Island Little Cook]: ??? Sharpening the knife.JPG！

【Ultimate Killer]: Eat melons.JPG! Watching the fun is not a big deal.JPG！

【[Fish seller Aqiang]: All kinds of people?

Lin Ge just checked the group chat and saw a series of question marks.

Why is it here?

A big mullet!

I am a good leader who is upright and honest, right?

【Jiejiao Celestial Immortal]:

Are you gathering here to spread rumors?.JPG！

【[Little Cook of Peach Blossom Island]:

Eh? Aren’t they with you, Immortal? Could they have died there?

【Snow Moon Sword Fairy]:

Right, so where are they now? They won’t kill anyone, right?

【Persimmon in the Snow]:

I think the two palace masters might be having a real-life PK somewhere!

"......"

Lin Ge calculated with his fingers, and spread his spiritual sense to scan the location of the two women.

He was speechless.

What were these two people doing?

【Jiejiao Celestial Immortals]:

They are doing fine now, don’t worry, they will be back to normal after a while!

【Iron-hearted God】：

@【[Old Taoist Priest of Wudang], quickly open the permissions, this God is about to come in!

【Persimmon in the Snow】：

@【Wudang old Taoist priest], Master Zhang, hurry up!

【[Little cook from Peach Blossom Island]:

Here I come! Little cook from Peach Blossom Island, two taels of silver as a gift! Laughing.JPG！......

Inside the mountain gate,

Zhang Sanfeng was so excited that he almost had two more hands and heads popping out.

"Cheer up, the immortal is coming!"

""Master, who is the immortal?"

Little Zhang Wuji asked curiously.

"You will understand the first time you see Him!"

"Oh, okay!"......

The next moment, a solemn middle-aged man with dignified demeanor and sparkling eyes appeared in front of the Wudang people.

Because they had been told in advance, although they were all extremely surprised and excited, they did not make a fool of themselves.

"I wish Master Zhang a long life!"

Unlike the free-spirited self in the chat group, Zhu Wushi was still quite embarrassed when he met Zhang Sanfeng offline, with whom he had argued before. It was obvious that he was more conservative and could not let go.

"Thank you for visiting, Shen Hou. It seems that Shen Hou still has some idol baggage in front of young people!"

Zhang Sanfeng smiled and bowed.

"This is a gift from me!"

Zhu Wusi sent a red envelope to Zhang Sanfeng through the chat group.

After Zhang Sanfeng clicked to receive it, a huge golden immortal sculpture landed in front of the mountain gate!

""It's really good!"

Zhang Sanfeng smacked his lips and secretly remembered this method in his heart. Then, an old man in a vest who seemed to have no arms or legs and grew up on a chair appeared. On his left and right were a little boy and a little girl.

""Where's the gift?"

Zhang Sanfeng whispered in Huoyun Evil God's ear.

"Give me some gifts as a token of my appreciation!"

Zhang Sanfeng had no expression on his face, but he whispered in a voice that only Huoyun Evil God could hear.

"Gift?"

Fire Cloud Evil God thought for a moment and handed a lollipop from the little girl to Zhang Sanfeng.

"......（ ’ - ’ * )"

Looking at the broken lollipop in his hand,

Zhang Sanfeng leaned forward and acted in an awkward manner.

""Evil God, you're making it very difficult for me!"

Fire Cloud Evil God thought for a moment, picked his nose, and then, in Zhang Sanfeng's astonished eyes, a black line instantly drew a beautiful arc in the air!

The booger actually still had a little bit of true energy, and before Zhang Sanfeng could defend himself, it entered his esophagus!

""Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Zhang Sanfeng's face turned pale as if he had lost half his life, and he lay on the ground retching non-stop.

""I wish Master Zhang a long life!"

Fire Cloud Evil God said with a fake smile.

Instantly, all Wudang disciples looked at him, and the old man in the vest and his two boys were thrown out.