I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

I heard Lin Xiaoxiao shouting,

Yang Lin came out to have a look,

I was also taken aback.

Fuck!??

What about the electric car he bought yesterday?

Why is it really gone?

yesterday they came back,

Put the electric car at the door,

Then went into the house.

Live again tonight,

When I think about it,

Everyone is in bed,

Finally too lazy to get up.

I thought it would be fine to leave it outside for one night.

result………

Fuck!

Who can this Nima turn to for reasoning?

"You stole our electric car?"

He stared at Gao Qiang and asked.

Damn it!

Gao Qiang was startled when he saw Yang Lin walking out.

His legs were weak, and his two thighs were fighting.

The battle is unsteady.

Now Yang Lin asks again.

He suddenly felt that his life was gloomy.

"I... I don't have one, I really haven't seen any electric cars!!"

Gao Qiang almost cried.

"Heh, haven't you seen it? Could it be that our electric car runs on its own long legs?"

Yang Lin said with a sneer.

Why do you two speak the same thing?

Gao Qiang felt that he was about to die.

"Fa... Master Fa, I really haven't seen any bicycles, I swear, I swear."

"Oh, is it so?"

Yang Lin frowned and looked at him.

Just when Gao Qiang breathed a sigh of relief,

When I thought Yang Lin would ask some other questions,

Yang Lin came up with a sentence:

"Then where is my electric car?"

Plop!

Gao Qiang sat down on the ground, almost crying.

"Fat Lord, I beg you, please tell me what you want me to do."

He cried with snot and tears.

This is so torturous.

Yang Lin thought for a while, then looked at Lin Xiaoxiao:

"Xiao Xiao, what do you say?"

Lin Xiaoxiao pouted and said:

"You can't live with our electric car. If you break one and steal another, I don't care. You have to be responsible for finding it for me. I still have Doraemon stickers on my electric car.

She put the stickers last night and said they were pretty.

"Did you hear that? Hurry up and get the electric car back."

Yang Lin said coldly.

After finishing speaking, he pulled Lin Xiaoxiao and turned back to the house,

And also closed the door.

Only Gao Qiang, who was sitting on the ground and acting stupid, was left behind.

for a long time,

Suddenly he jumped up,

He rushed out like crazy.

In the middle, I also dropped several buttocks,

ran out into the street,

A few of his subordinates who had been waiting for him overnight took a look...

Fuck!

How did the boss become like this?

Did you catch loach?

"Old... Boss... You..."

The subordinates stammered and asked.

Gao Qiang grabbed him and said anxiously:

"Find... find me an electric car, hurry up!"

ah?

What electric car do you want?

Don't you have a Mercedes?

It took a long time for Guoxia to figure out that Qiang was looking for the electric car that Master Fa had lost.

Now the subordinates were all dumbfounded.

Where can I find this.

"Brother, why don't we buy a new one...

Before he could finish speaking, he was slapped on the face.

"Let... let you look for it, you just... just look for it, so much nonsense. y

Gao Qiang couldn't vent his anger.

My heart said that if it wasn't for you guys who overthrew other people's electric cars,

Can I suffer this?

"Look, turn Jiang Cheng upside down for me, and also find me the electric car.

Gao Qiang shouted angrily.

then,

for the rest of the day,

The whole Jiang Cheng's underground world went crazy.

"Hey, have you heard that Boss Gao is looking for an electric car with Doraemon stickers on it."

"Yes, I heard that there is a reward of one million."

"Fuck, what kind of electric car is this, is it made of gold?"

"I can't post it, the brothers on the road are crazy now."

"That's right, I'm looking for electric cars all over the street."

"One million, let's go, let's find it too."

"Yes, yes, I know a guy who specializes in stealing electric cars, maybe he stole them."

"Fuck, what are you waiting for, hurry up and go."

Finally, at five o'clock in the afternoon,

An electric car was brought to Gao Qiang.

Look at the sticker of Doraemon on the body of the electric car.

Gao Qiang caressed the car body,

Tears are about to flow down.

"Boss, this kid stole the electric car."

A man with wicked eyebrows and mischievous eyes was brought over by all kinds of tricks.

Trembling all over, his face was filled with fear and bewilderment.

My heart is also constantly lying.

Didn't you just steal an electric car?

Is it worth it?

The whole city is wanted, big brother,

They're all out to mess around, so there's no need to kill them all like this, right?

"Okay, it's you who stole Master Fa's electric car, that's really good!"

Gao Qiang gritted his teeth, gnashing his teeth,

He walked over with a stern look on his face.

It's like this guy killed his daddy.

That way frightened his men.

"Come on, drag me to the room inside, and I will concoct him myself."

Gao Qiang said with a sinister smile.

"Gao... Boss Gao, please spare me."

The thief was frightened, and screamed in horror.

ten minutes later,

Gao Qiang walked out satisfied,

Carefully pushed the electric car away.

The subordinates ran to that room to have a look...

They were all dumbfounded.

Omg,

Not even a person.

What kind of hatred is this?

half past five.

All the way to the door of the funeral shop.

Lin Xin touched the scratches on the car body that were thinner than a hair and said:

"Look, look, it's all messed up, why do you say you can't get along with electric cars.

Gao Qiang listened,

The tears that could not be held back soon came down again.

He said cautiously:

"Then...then I'll shine a light on you?"

"Well, this is a new car, you have to get me a new one."

Lin Xiaoxiao nodded.

Gao Qiang didn't say anything,

He quickly took out his phone and asked his subordinates to find a polishing master.

The men came with the best polisher in the city.

look around,

The polisher was also confused,

What the hell?

an electric car?

Doesn't this blind my handiwork?

Lao Tzu polishes cars.

Doesn't this lower my status?

"I can't do this job..."

He just said that I can't do this job,

As a result, Gao Qiang saw a murderous look on his face.

Hurry up and shut up, and polish the little eDonkey.

After more than ten minutes,

A shiny electric car is just out of the oven.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked left and right,

Then he nodded in satisfaction.

"That's about the same, you've passed the test."

call~~~

Gao Qiang felt like he was about to collapse,

This is scary.

He swears that he will meet an electric car on his walk in the future,

Be sure to hide far away.

"Fa...... Fa Master, look..."

He cautiously looked at Yang Lin next to him.

"Well, yes, but what about my old electric car?"

Yang Lin asked lightly.

Gao Qiang's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly took out a check,

Hands over.

"It's...here.

Yang Lin Yi see, oh~~

A full ten million.

Looking at him with a half-smile:

"It's only the second day, isn't it a million?"

Gao Qiang was about to break out in a cold sweat, and stammered:

"Keep...the rest of it.....keep it polished!

The polishing master next to him was dumbfounded.

Can't stop looking at that electric car,

Hey guys, listen to that,

Saving millions to polish this thing?

This is what Qin Shihuang rode,

Or did Zhu Yuanzhang ride it?

The polishing master said that he was numb.

Yang Lin let out a soft oh,

Oh, when your strong legs are trembling,

Only then said lightly: "Xiao Xiao, collect the money."

Gao Qiang instantly felt his whole body relaxed,

It's like being in the clouds, fluttering and erratic.

full of joy.

He respectfully handed the check to Queen Lin with both hands,

bent over and said:

"Fa... Master Fa, then I won't bother you."

"Well, go ahead, don't smash other people's electric cars casually in the future.

"Okay, okay, thank you Faye, goodbye Faye!"

Gao Qiangxin said goodbye and said that he would smash someone's electric car in the future.

I just saw that the electric car was going to fall down,

I have to rush over to help him up,

And by the way, just throw light on others.

don't you say

This high strength from this time on,

Started to vigorously rectify the electric vehicle theft market,

in a short time,

The lives of those who steal electric cars in Jiang Cheng can't live anymore,

I can only leave my hometown with resentment.

I went to seek a living elsewhere.

This can be regarded as a good deed for the people of Jiang Cheng.

at the same time.

In the small broken Taoist temple next to Jiang Cheng.

Zhang Ruoxuan saw that he had changed his robe,

And Yi Zhilin, who was wearing ordinary clothes,

sighed and asked:

"Have you figured it out?"

"Well, I've thought about it."

Yi Zhilin looked calm.

Wang Xiaoyi looked at the master's decisive look, he hesitated to speak.

Worried face.

Zhang Ruoxuan shook his head and said:

"That little girl from the Yang family has been in Jiangcheng for ten days, and her parents have tried everything, but they can't ask her to say a word to you, you... oh~"

Yi Zhilin smiled:

"If you really can't ask for it, then you can't ask for it. If you want to die, no one can do anything about it."

Wu Chengzhen next to him opened his mouth to speak,

But when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them again.

Zhang Ruoxuan looked at her, and said:

"How about we go and intercede for you?"

"No."

Yi Zhilin shook his head and said:

"Sometimes, it's not good to have too many people, and it's easy to cause bad things."

After a pause, he said:

"For example, the little girl in the Yang family, I think it's better to let the little girl go alone than other parents who go to beg grandpa to sue grandma, maybe...

Zhang Ruoxuan and Wu Chengzhen were taken aback at the same time.

yes.

Too many people are prone to bad things,

Why didn't they think of that?

Yang Xiaoling and Yang Chunling are eager to love women,

Every time I feel anxious,

As soon as they arrived at Master Fa, they wished that Master Fa could save their daughter immediately.

If it were for us to be Faye,

That would definitely be disgusting.

"I didn't expect you to be old

The kid can see clearly this time!"

Zhang Ruoxuan joked.

"It's okay if you don't see clearly."

Yi Zhilin smiled wryly:

"Facing an expert who can even make the legendary black candle, my ability is not much worse than that of an ant in the eyes of others."

He went on to say:

"I figured it out, this person, don't think too highly of yourself.

"If you look too high, you will fall harder, like me!"

He sighed, sighing.

"So, you believe it completely?"

Zhang Ruoxuan stared at him.

"What do you say?"

Yi Zhilin rolled his eyes:

"You don't believe it, there is a kind of you to open the seal now and count it?"

Zhang Ruoxuan shook his head and smiled bitterly:

"I still can't, I still want to live a few more years.

"It's over, you want to live a few more years, what about me?"

Yi Zhilin went out,

When he got to the door, he stopped again:

".々I heard that you recruited those two guys from Zhengyi faction?"

"Well, do some small business."

Zhang Ruoxuan smiled like a chicken thief.

"Those two guys from the Zhengyi faction have always kept their eyes high and their hearts proud. Don't let them cause any trouble!"

Yi Zhilin reminded.

"No, do some small business, leave as soon as you come, don't bother Master Fa.

The two said so.

But no one thought of it.

It is precisely because of his idea of ​​starting a small business,

But it almost brought a devastating disaster to the Zhengyi faction.

It's just that no one would think of it at this time.

"Okay, I'm leaving, and if all goes well, I'll be back in two days.

"And what if it doesn't go well?"

Zhang Ruoxuan asked which pot was not open and which pot to lift.

"Heh, if it doesn't go well, I'll float in at night to play chess with you old boy.

Yi Zhilin said with a smile, and then walked out without looking back.

Xiaopo Taoist Temple is located in the suburb of Jiang Cheng,

There is still some distance from the city,

Not to mention Yang Lin's small shop.

But Yi Zhilin didn't take the car either,

just walking along the road,

When you are tired, just rest casually on the side of the road,

Then keep getting up and walking.

In this way, he finally, before dark,

Walked out of the alley.

Yi Zhilin stopped in his tracks.

Looking at the towering trees around,

The footpath is also paved with pavement stones,

Yi Zhilin was silent for a while,

Then he walked towards the shop at the end of the alley.

go to the door,

then stand still,

After taking a deep breath, Taguchi said:

"Yi Zhi Lin Te came to see Master Fa."

After speaking,

He stood there quietly, motionless.

Lin Xiaoxiao poked her head out, and after taking a look,

He shrank his head back again.

Then nothing happened.

Yi Zhilin is not in a hurry,

just stood there quietly,

not saying a word,

It's like turning into a statue.

I don't know how long it has been,

Lin Xiaoxiao poked her head out again, and shouted:

"Master Dao, our boss let you in."

Yi Zhilin smiled:

"Thank you little girl!"

After speaking, he dusted off the dust on his body,

I tidied up my clothes again,

Then he walked into Yang Lin's shop slowly.

The light in the store is not very good,

Somewhat (remarkably) dim.

in the haze,

He saw Yang Lin sitting on the chair directly opposite,

Drinking water from a glass.

Yi Zhilin was slightly taken aback,

Then he bent down deeply:

"Yi Zhilin met Master Fa!"

"oh!"

Yang Lin let out a flat face and refused to let him get up.

Ask like that:

"What's up?"

Yi Zhilin didn't dare to raise his head, bent his waist and said in a low voice:

"Please, Lord Fa, save my life."

"ah!"

Yang Lin let out a chuckle and shook his head:

"It can't be saved!"

A look of sadness appeared between Yi Zhilin's brows.

Though he had thought before he came,

might get an answer like this,

But when these three words really came out of Yang Lin's mouth,

He still felt a little...disappointed.

But he was still not reconciled,

Just ask again:

"Master Fa, could it be that I... am dead?"

"That's not necessarily the case!"

Yang Lin said lightly.

Yi Zhi Lin Yi was taken aback,

He looked up at Yang Lin in surprise.

But Yang Lin didn't look at him, just drank the water slowly.

Yi Zhilin's mortality rate is 69%,

Not even seventy.

Let's say it's high, but it's not that high.

say low

The odds are pretty high too.

The key is his cause of death:

He died of suffocation due to food blocking the trachea.

hehe!

But it was impossible for him to tell Yi Zhilin these words.

Avenue Fifty, Tianyan Four Nine,

There is still a ray of life left.

Whether you can grasp this chance of survival depends on yourself.

If you can't catch it yourself.

Immortals are also hard to save.

The chemical plant incident is the best example.

Yang Lin sent out a reminder at the risk of being wiped out by the system,

It is true that someone saw the prompt,

But the result?

None of them ran away.

so,

Those who save themselves, show it.

If you can't grasp the chance,

Hehe, sorry!

This shop happens to be in the business of dead people.

Welcome to book!

"Xiao Xiao, see off the guests!"

Yang Lin said lightly. .