I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Xiaoxiao politely sent Yi Zhilin outside the door,

Then he smiled apologetically and closed the door.

Although she felt that this old man had something to do with the person who broke her electric car.

But at least he is an old man, isn't he?

So it's still very polite.

At this time, the lights are on,

The construction team has long since stopped working.

Afraid of disturbing Yang Lin's rest.

there is silence all around,

The distant light shines through the shade of the locust tree,

flow loosely,

Falling on Yi Zhilin's shoulders,

It also fell on his blank face.

"That's not necessarily the case?"

he stood there,

Think carefully about Yang Lin's words,

For a while, I was a little lost in thought.

time flies,

The night gradually deepened.

Starlight shines down,

Like fireflies dancing.

Yi Zhilin still stood there without moving,

Still desperately trying to understand the meaning of Yang Lin's words,

Lin Xiaoxiao saw Yi Zhilin standing there from the window,

Just ask Yang Lin:

"Boss, boss, that old man is still standing there, do you want to let him in?"

Yang Lin said lightly:

"Don't pay attention to him, let him stand there if you want to stand, if you don't want to stand, he will leave by himself.

"Oh, I see."

Lin Xiaoxiao groaned.

stuck out his tongue,

Run back to the room and go to sleep.

Yang Lin also returned to the room,

Looking at Yi Zhi Lin through the window,

Then turn off the lights and go to sleep.

wake up,

Stretched beautifully,

Then habitually called: "Little, little."

"Boss, your socks are at the corner of the bed, your washed T-shirt is there, your trousers have been ironed for you, and your shoes have been washed."

Eh? No!

Yang Lin is a little confused,

When did you come into my room?

Fuck, he kicks the quilt when he sleeps at night,

Isn't this already seen?

he thought gloomily.

Get up and dress, wash your face and brush your teeth,

Breakfast was brought up early in the morning,

Steaming big meat buns, delicious porridge,

And tea eggs, and a few jujube cakes,

And a plate of beef sauce.

It looks jaw-dropping.

eating and eating,

Lin Xiao's novel:

"Boss, that old man is still standing there, he's been standing all night."

Yang Lin didn't look up:

"Have I stopped talking? If you want to stand, let him stand. If you want to leave, no one will stop him. Don't worry about it."

"Oh, well, I'm afraid of such big people. What if something happens, I don't know if I have eaten, what should I do if I faint from hunger?"

"How about I get him a steamed bun egg?"

Lin Xiaoxiao said while eating.

The chopsticks that Yang Lin was picking up the beef stopped,

After a moment of froze, he said, "Whatever you want, I don't care.

"Okay, then I'll give him something to eat."

Lin Xiaoxiao happily picked up a meat bun,

Then took another egg,

Bounced and ran out.

Under the locust tree outside the door,

Yi Zhilin with wet hair was standing with weak legs and staring eyes.

It feels like the sky and the earth are spinning.

especially this stomach,

It was even more disappointing, it was past four o'clock in the morning,

have been calling until now,

Ever since I found out about Master Fa,

For the past two days, he has no intention of eating anything,

I drank two sips of water,

Also choked it out.

until now,

I've been hungry for a long time, and my heart sticks to my back.

In front of his eyes, he kept dangling his favorite big meat buns.

Alas, it seems that I am really hungry,

I'm hallucinating.

Suddenly, he reacted.

Huh?

not a hallucination,

A big steaming steamed bun really appeared in front of my eyes,

And a tea egg,

All his favorite food.

grunt!

He couldn't help swallowing,

He looked up at Lin Xiaoxiao who was smiling.

"I haven't eaten all day, here, let's eat.

Lin Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

When this man was most hungry,

Willpower is also the weakest,

It is also often the easiest to be moved.

You haven't seen those who interrogated prisoners in ancient times,

They always starve you for a few days, and then drag them out for interrogation.

Put two big meat buns in front of you again,

I just asked you to tell me?

I said, these two buns are yours, don't you say?

Hehe, I'm sorry, you go ahead.

Ordinary prisoners couldn't bear it at all, so they recruited directly.

And at this time,

Yi Zhilin is roughly the same,

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao handing him buns and eggs,

Immediately moved was also a little teary-eyed.

"Little... little girl, thank you.

Yi Zhilin said moved.

this moment,

He suddenly felt that it was better to be a little girl,

Kind-hearted, just like a fairy girl,

Kind-hearted, can't see the suffering in the world.

Knowing that he was hungry, he took out the buns.

Unlike Faye,

With a cold face, it looks frightening.

Yi Zhilin took the buns and eggs while thinking.

He was really hungry.

After saying thank you, I wanted to bite down,

But at this moment, across the door of the shop,

He suddenly saw Yang Lin looking at him with a half-smile,

His hand was shaking just by looking at it.

and,

I don't know why,

I always feel a little palpitating,

icy cold,

Like drinking ice water on a cold day,

I feel bad all over.

Well.....

His lips are almost touching the buns,

But this bite never went down.

It suddenly occurred to him,

Didn't I leave it here to beg others to come?

When you ask for help, you must show sincerity,

I haven't done anything yet, just eat a big meat bun,

It's not a problem, right?

It seemed that he was very impolite.

Thinking of this, he slowly took the bun down again,

After swallowing, he said:

"Um, little girl, I...I'm not hungry, thank you."

He spoke against his will,

Reluctantly, he returned the buns and eggs to Lin Xiaoxiao.

"You..."

Lin Xiaoxiao was also speechless,

My heart says that your eyes are green when you are obviously hungry,

You almost swallowed the buns in one gulp,

Why did you take it out again?

I don't understand.

If you don't eat it, it costs more than ten yuan a catty of meat.

Lin Xiaoxiao thought angrily,

Under Yi Zhilin's eyes, he brought back the buns and eggs.

The morning passed like this.

Yi Zhilin stood outside, Yang Lin acted as if he didn't see it.

what to do

Draw symbols, brush up videos.

Mental strength is rising rapidly.

It's now 230 points.

The speed is still very fast.

But this is life, and the increase is a bit slow.

Not only is it not long, but it is always consumed.

Fortunately, he used the death talisman to kill two people,

One consumes 2 years, the other consumes 1 year,

not too much,

Otherwise, he must be heartbroken to death.

The fourth stage task is to let him accumulate 500 years of life,

He is now 435 years old, and there are still 65 years left.

Now this client is hard to find,

He just watched the video for a long time, but he didn't see any of them.

It seems that we have to find a way to increase this lifespan as soon as possible.

And the production and use of the death charm in the fourth stage of the task,

It's done.

Now it shows 1/1.

But the other performs a soul-shifting operation,

He doesn't know how to do this,

I can only let it go.

It is said that this system task is getting more outrageous every time,

I just don't know that when he completes the fourth stage mission,

What is the fifth phase of the task?

It was noon now,

Yang Lin squinted,

Yi Zhilin stood there unsteadily,

almost fell down,

Fortunately, this old man still exercises his body, the Eight Scenery Section, Wu Qin Xi and so on,

The body is fine.

Otherwise, I would have fallen to the ground and couldn't get up.

"Boss, it's time to eat."

Lin Xiaoxiao made lunch,

Fragrant sour noodle soup,

Thin noodles, with a layer of light sesame oil floating on top,

Sprinkle with chopped green onion and coriander.

It tastes so good.

What Yang Lin ate was a joy.

To say that this little girl is soft-hearted after all,

Can't see the suffering in the world.

Seeing Yi Zhilin swaying back and forth hungry, he still couldn't hold back.

So he filled a bowl of noodles and took it out for him.

Yi Zhilin said that he is fighting against the demon of hunger,

Suddenly smelled a strong fragrance,

open your eyes,

oh~~~

A bowl of delicious sour noodle soup,

The saliva flowed down.

Eyes are worth it.

"Here, let's eat!"

Lin Xiaoxiao put the pouting face in front of him.

At this time, two multiple-choice questions appeared in Yi Zhilin's mind:

1. Eat?

2, do not eat?

what?

He started a fierce ideological struggle.

don't eat,

This stomach is too hungry,

My legs are weakening, and I don't think I can last until tomorrow.

eat,

I feel bad again.

What to do.

Yi Zhilin began to worry.

But when a person is extremely hungry,

Intellectual control is minimal,

It can almost be said that there is no (bddy),

finally,

Yi Zhilin's reason still has not overcome desire,

Stretching out his hands tremblingly,

After taking a deep breath,

The whole person is intoxicated.

smell good.

He couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a chopstick head of noodles,

I just want to deliver it to my mouth beautifully.

But at this moment,

Pat!

A lump of bird droppings suddenly fell from the sky,

It just landed in his bowl.

Well……

Lin Xiaoxiao was speechless,

look up,

It is the group of sparrows who often play on the locust tree doing bad things.

Throw shit down to play every day,

Accurate batch.

Lin Xiaoxiao has to clean up the bird droppings under the locust tree every day.

It is said that this old man's luck is too bad.

This is all right?

Yi Zhilin also froze,

He looked at the lump of bird droppings in the bowl in disbelief,

The mood is difficult to calm down for a long time.

At this moment, he really wanted to sing aloud:

Men cry, cry, don't sin.

Who did he provoke,

Stayed well in Shangjing,

You must come here to suffer this crime.

Yi Zhilin burst into tears.

I want to put down my chopsticks.

But the stomach is not up to date,

grunted,

Really hungry.

never mind,

Isn't there still a mouthful of noodles on his chopsticks?

It’s okay to take this one bite, eat this one first,

Anyway, pad it.

Yi Zhilin thought,

Then I was ready to eat the bite on the chopsticks.

But at this moment,

Pat!

Another lump of bird droppings fell from the sky,

It hit Yi Zhilin's chopsticks very precisely.

I go!

Lin Xiaoxiao was speechless.

Does the attack of this group of sparrows have their own cruise function?

So accurate?

Saying that it is not good for you to stand, you must stand under the locust tree,

It's all right now.

I can't eat it!

This is the last bowl of noodles,

Nothing else.

I don't want to eat anything.

Lin Xiaoxiao angrily took the bowl and chopsticks from Yi Zhilin from Petrochemical.

Went back to the house to pack up.

Yi Zhilin, who was about to cry without tears, was left in a daze.

At night,

Lin Xiaoxiao made dinner,

Looking at the trembling and shaking Yi Zhilin outside the door,

pouted,

Dispelled the idea of ​​sending him some food,

Anyway, if you give it to him, he won't be able to eat it,

Why waste food.

that's all,

Yi Zhilin watched helplessly as he ate, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.

Standing until more than 11:50.

His legs softened and he sat on the ground.

I feel like I have no hope in my life.

hungry too,

The unbearable hunger.

I really want to eat.

Yi Zhilin sat on the ground,

touch around,

Trying to get out of the few pockets I have,

Get something to eat.

don't you say

I really touched something hard for him,

Take it out and have a look,

Fuck,

It turned out to be a piece of candy.

Yi Zhilin held the piece of candy and burst into tears.

He tried hard to figure out where the candy came from,

But I never thought of it.

never mind,

forget about it,

eat, eat,

After eating this candy, I will not be so hungry.

Trembling, he peeled off the candy paper,

tremblingly sent to his own mouth,

sugar has not yet entered the mouth,

The sweet smell hits the nostrils,

It almost made him cry out of happiness.

The wind blows, blowing the leaves of the locust trees and rattling,

The bright moon quietly hid in the clouds,

Along the gap, quietly peeping.

There were a few murmuring birdsongs, which were extraordinarily crisp in the silent night.

For some reason, at the moment when the sugar enters the mouth,

Suddenly I remembered Yang Lin's sentence: It may not be possible.

Hungry intestines, delicious meat buns, sour soup noodles hit by bird feces...

And... Yang Lin's half-smile expression.

suddenly,

An inexplicable fear suddenly rose from Yi Zhilin's heart,

It made him hesitate a little.

The sugar that was about to be eaten stopped at the mouth,

Then there is a long period of stillness.

I do not know how long it has been,

Pat!

sugar fell to the ground,

Yi Zhilin let out a long sigh,

Never look at that candy again,

but struggled to stand up,

I closed my eyes just like that,

stood there quietly,

like a statue.

in the dark,

A pair of eyes looked at him through the window,

Eyes are as indifferent as water,

Like a god, watching the world indifferently.

Chirp chirp chirp!

The little sparrow happily ate the rice grains on the window sill,

Yang Lin stretched beautifully,

Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth,

While eating, I saw Yi Zhilin still standing there,

Just smiled at Lin Xiaoxiao:

"Go ahead and let him in."

Lin Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly ran out.

"Our boss let you in."

Yi Zhilin, who was about to fall into a faint, suddenly shook his body,

He looked up at Lin Xiaoxiao in disbelief.

"What are you doing in a daze? Come in, our boss is calling you."

"oh oh!"

Yi Zhilin suppressed the ecstasy in his heart,

opened the legs,

But as soon as I opened my legs,

He felt his legs go limp, and he knelt down on the ground with a slap.

Kneeling knee pain.

Yi Zhilin laughed at himself,

I got up again, and moved into Yang Lin's shop step by step.

"Fat.....Fat Master!"

Entering the house, he stood at the dining table,

He bowed respectfully.

"Sit down, Xiaoxiao, and go get him a bowl of porridge."

Yang Lin said lightly.

"Oh well."

Xiaoxiao turned around to serve porridge.

Yi Zhilin didn't dare to neglect, and quickly sat on the chair opposite Yang Lin,

I didn't dare to sit still, so I lived half of it.

The porridge was served and placed in front of Yi Zhilin.

Yang Lin said casually:

"Drink some, you've been hungry for a few days, drink some porridge.

Yi Zhilin was stunned for a moment, then quickly glanced at Yang Lin,

After hesitating for a moment, he took a bowl and started to drink it.

less than a minute,

A bowl of fragrant porridge entered my stomach.

That satisfaction in the stomach.

Let Yi Zhilin feel like he was born again,

It feels like the whole person is about to float up.

After drinking porridge,

He dared not sit still,

but stood up again,

Arching hands and bending over, unable to get up for a long time:

"I beg Master Fa to save my life!"

"Oh! What day is it?"

Yang Lin asked lightly. .