I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

at this time,

Outside Yang Lin's shop,

where a group of people stand,

quietly.

No sound came out.

look carefully,

These people are all celebrities in the Longguo entertainment circle.

Usually in their respective fields to dominate the coquettish,

no matter where you go,

They are all the focus of the audience.

but now,

But they all stood at the door of Yang Lin's shop,

bow slightly,

Not daring to make even the slightest sound,

It seemed that they were afraid of disturbing the rest of the person inside.

Long

Lin Xiaoxiao poked his head out from the store,

speak loudly:

"Our boss told you to leave quickly and stop standing here.

Everyone was taken aback.

Lin Xiaoxiao shouted again:

"Mr. Hu Ge, our boss asked me to congratulate you, you are a little princess.

Hu Ge was stunned for a moment, with a look of surprise on his face.

Everyone was also stunned, and looked at Hu Ge one after another.

what little princess

From what this means, Hu Ge has a child?

No, this guy has neither a girlfriend nor a wife.

When will there be a little princess?

But at this moment, Hu Ge's phone rang suddenly,

He picked it up for a look, and after a slight shock, he picked up the phone.

The next second, a voice came from the phone:

"Birth... gave birth, you are a daughter, you are now a father."

Snapped!

The phone fell heavily to the ground.

Hu Ge stared dumbfounded at Lin Xiaoxiao who was closing the door,

I couldn't speak a word for a while.

And when Hu Ge's phone fell,

Accidentally turned on the hands-free function,

A crisp baby crying came from the phone,

Let everyone fall into a sluggish.

"Boss, boss, the big star Hu Ge is bowing to you, and he hasn't straightened up for a long time.

Inside the small shop, Little Thief Lin secretly leaned on the window and looked out,

He also reported the situation outside to Yang Lin.

"oh!"

Yang Lin didn't raise his head, and continued to draw symbols.

"Boss, other stars are bowing to you, alas, there are several big directors bowing to you.

Lin Xiaoxiao's face flushed with excitement.

"oh!"

Yang Lin still let out a faint oh.

There seemed to be no reaction to what was happening outside.

"Boss, they're leaving.

After a while, Lin Xiaoxiao said again.

Yang Lin let out a soft oh.

Still bowing his head and drawing his talisman.

Lin Xiaoxiao was left staring at the empty yard outside in a daze.

She was full of puzzlement.

When did the boss know so many celebrities?

Why doesn't she know?

And what happened to these big stars?

They ran to them collectively, and after standing there for a long time,

Say nothing.

He bowed and left.

How strange.

But the boss can know so many celebrities,

so amazing.

Lin Xiaoxiao turned her head and lay down on the table adoringly looking at Yang Lin,

The eyes are full of care.

Yang Lin was speechless after being watched by her,

He asked, "Xiao Xiao, what are you doing?"

Lin Xiaoxiao admired and said:

"Boss, how do you know so many celebrities? Next time, can you tell Hu Ge and sign me?"

Yang Lin touched his forehead and said speechlessly:

"Then why didn't you ask him for it just now?"

"There are so many people, I dare not."

Lin Xiaoxiao said.

Yang Lin was even more speechless,

heart said big sister,

Don't ask them for an autograph when you go out,

Even if one person receives a million dollars,

Those people didn't even bat an eye.

And would be happy to die.

The stars stood at his door,

He just knew it.

I also know their purpose in my heart.

It's nothing more than an awards ceremony.

But this kind of thing is inherently a little sensitive.

It is naturally impossible for him to go out and accept the thanks of these stars.

If you want to thank, let's thank Yang Mi.

but,

He is also very clear in his heart,

I'm afraid starting today,

He is in the entertainment circle of the entire Dragon Kingdom,

They can all walk sideways.

Don't say it's him,

Even Lin Xiaoxiao,

If you want to be in the entertainment industry, you will have to get the wind and the rain.

want to make movies and TV shows,

Absolutely no director dares to refuse.

But he probably didn't think of it now,

It is precisely because he has become the most grateful person in the Dragon Kingdom entertainment circle,

And thus offended a person.

caused some trouble,

But it made him a god-like existence throughout Southeast Asia.

This is something to do later, let's not mention it for the time being.

Thinking of this, Yang joked:

"Xiao Xiao, do you want to be a star~`?"

"I don't want to."

Lin Xiaoxiao.

Yang Lin asked curiously:

"Oh? Why? Everyone else wants to be a big star, why don't you want to?"

Lin Xiao's novel:

"Being a big star is so tiring. You don't even have the freedom. You have to follow so many people when you go in and out, and you are surrounded by people everywhere you go."

"I'm so comfortable now, I can do whatever I want."

"Even if there is no business, the boss will pay me salary, hee hee, I don't want to be a big star.

Yang Lin also laughed.

After all, it is our employee who made the funeral all the way.

It is to see clearly.

Those stars show that looks great,

In fact, I don't know how much I suffered and how many tears I shed behind my back.

The appearance is glamorous, but the back is sad.

It's really not something ordinary people can hold on to.

so,

Ordinary people just act like ordinary people honestly.

Don't dream of being a big star all day long.

But having said that,

They really haven't received any business for a long time.

Originally, I could sell some things sporadically a day,

But now the surrounding construction is doing well,

No one even came to buy things.

Not to mention the people looking for him to see things.

He almost forgot his identity as Mr. Yin Yang.

When thinking like this,

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Lin Xiaoxiao ran to open the door to welcome in and take a look,

It's a middle-aged man, dressed in plain clothes,

There is still dirt on the trouser legs, like a farmer.

His face was also frowning.

When I saw Yang Lin, I said submissively:

"Please......... Is there Mr. Yin Yang here?"

look

What did you say just now?

Is this going to be out of business?

Yang Lin immediately became happy.

"That's me, are you okay?"

Although he doesn't have to worry about food or drink now, he has enough money to spend.

But it's coming to an end,

After all, he still hasn't forgotten his identity as Mr. Yin Yang.

Didn't someone finally come to see him?

He instantly felt happier than earning tens of millions.

The middle-aged man heard what Yang Lin said,

strange eyes

It seems to be thinking about how this Mr. Yin Yang is so young,

"First... Sir, do you know how to look at Fengshui? I want you to help look at the Fengshui of the house."

What is this called?

Yang Lin is not happy.

Ask a Mr. Yin Yang if he knows Feng Shui,

This will not sing the same.

Isn't this the skill of eating and watching the house?

Look down on people, you.

Then he nodded and said:

"meeting."

"Oh sir, are you free now? I have a car.

The middle-aged man said.

"If you have time, Xiaoxiao locks the door and takes the guy to go."

"Boss, what kind of guy is Tian?"

"Uh...Forget it, you can bring me the shoes, I'll change them."

at the same time,

Inside a mansion in Mojing.

a thin face,

Elderly looking sickly lying in bed,

He was looking at a black incense stick in his hand.

"Cough cough, this is what you said...cough...the one hundred thousand yuan incense?"

The old man coughed and asked.

Beside him, stood a young man with a straight face.

Hearing the words and asking for credit, he said:

"Yes, Grandpa, this is the incense I bought from Master Fa. It's hard to grab. I found a lot of people to grab one at the same time.

the old man laughed,

Shaking his head, he put the incense aside.

"You talk every day...cough cough, what kind of hair...cough, Master Fa, I can hear seedlings in my ears."

"I don't believe it, he really has you...cough it's so amazing?"

The young man is in a hurry:

"Oh, grandpa, why don't you believe it, hair curtains are really amazing.

He picked up the incense like a baby, and put it carefully in the box.

Then he said, "Grandpa, Master Fa has many miraculous things."

The old man smiled and changed his position to lie down with great difficulty.

But it caused a strong cough,

He couldn't even breathe for a while, and coughed up blood.

"Doctor, doctor.

The young man yelled in horror.

soon,

Two men in white coats rushed in,

Seeing the old man's condition, he hurriedly fed medicine and checked him again.

for a long time,

Only the old man is relieved,

The whole person was already too weak to speak.

"Doctor, how is my grandfather?"

asked the young man nervously.

"Mr. Chen, he... has too many lung problems... oh.

The doctor sighed and didn't go any further.

The young man's eyes were a little red.

He has been very close to his grandfather since he was a child,

I have a strong affection for my grandfather,

Hearing what the doctor said now, it is very difficult for me.

After the doctor left,

The young man looked at the old man on the hospital bed with red eyes,

"Grandpa, how are you feeling?"

The old man forced a smile:

"Silly boy, I'm fine. This man is old, that's all, there will be such a day sooner or later."

"Grandpa, don't talk nonsense, you will be fine."

The old man dotingly looked at the grandson he had grown up in his arms since he was a child,

My heart is sighing.

After a pause, he felt a little tired, so he said:

"Grandpa is a bit tired, let's sleep for a while."

"Well, Grandpa, you can rest. I'll be leaving in a while."

The young man said with moist eyes.

"Um!"

The old man hummed and closed his eyes.

The young man gently took a chair,

Sitting next to grandpa.

Looking at the grandfather who fell asleep on the hospital bed, but coughed occasionally,

The heart of the young man is like a knife,

was about to leave,

Inadvertently saw the black incense stick on the bedside.

After thinking about it,

He gritted his teeth, lighted the incense quietly,

However

Then inserted it at the head of the old man's bed.

Only then quietly left.

after he left,

The old man on the bed opened his eyes,

Wei Wei shook his head and smiled: "This child..."

He looked at the burning incense stick beside the bed,

I wanted to reach out and destroy it,

Lung disease, I am most afraid of this kind of smoke.

Usually, he would cough for a long time when he smelled a little smoke and fire.

Not to mention this incense stick.

But after thinking about it, he still gave up.

"After all, it is a child's heart."

"Such a thin one, it should be fine.

He stared at the incense, thinking.

Then, I was ready to close my eyes and sleep for a while.

But at this moment,

He suddenly smelled a light fragrance like flowers,

It entered the body along his nostrils.

open your eyes,

But the faint blue smoke from that incense had already permeated his hospital bed.

There was a thump in his heart,

Be prepared for a severe cough.

However, a minute passed.

The expected cough did not come.

In contrast,

A cool feeling floated down his trachea.

A very strange feeling rose in his body,

Like a stream of warm and soft water,

Like spreading through his limbs.

It made him feel so comfortable that he almost made a sound.

not only,

in a trance,

He even felt that his lungs had long been sunk,

came alive again,

It's like a dead tree sprouting new buds in spring.

Full of vitality.

The old man opened his eyes in horror,

Staring at the burning stick of incense,

Shocked and unbelievable.

".々Xiaoxiao, hold on tight, don't fall."

Yang Lin looked at the frightened face in the back of the tricycle, his face turned pale,

But the excited Lin Xiaoxiao,

Hurry up.

At the same time, I was speechless for a while.

I really believe your evil.

Is this the car you were talking about?

This is obviously a bouncing car, okay?

The bungee car is the name of the three-wheeled diesel-burning car in the northern countryside.

Usually used to pull things.

Because after starting,

People sitting on it are jumping and jumping,

So it's called a bouncing car.

The man said just now that he has a car,

No matter how bad Yang Lin thinks, he is also a van,

After thinking about it,

But it is a bouncing car.

Also drunk.

No way, everything came out,

Bounce the car, just bounce the car.

Unexpectedly,

This road is too far away.

It's been on for over an hour,

Everyone is about to be numb,

They are not there yet.

When I asked, damn it, it's still far away.

Yang Lin would like to know one thing,

That is,

How did you drive the bouncing car and travel so far to invite him, Mr. Yin and Yang?

Is this the legendary ape dung?

He thought speechlessly.

Since the road is still far away,

It's not a problem to sit like this all the time,

Yang Lin simply took out his mobile phone and clicked on the live broadcast.

Because I brought a power bank,

Don't worry about running out of battery.

as usual,

As soon as the (Dede) broadcast started, hundreds of thousands of people flooded into his live broadcast room.

Began to send barrage crazily:

"Fuck, Master Fa, have you finally remembered that there is such a thing as a live broadcast?"

"Strongly urge Douyin to sign a contract with Faye, and how long it must be played every day."

"Master Fa, are we still going to Garen today?"

"Fat Master Fa Master, let's do an interview, are you dating Da Mi Mi?"

"Yes, Master Fa, the person at the awards ceremony, is that you?"

"Raise your hands and feet in favor of Master Fa taking down Big Honey.

"Fat Lord, there are rumors on the Internet that you predicted the event of the awards ceremony, is it true?"

"That's right, Lord Fa, admit it quickly."

Yang Lin looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room,

It is also dumbfounding.

Of course, he couldn't admit the bomb incident at the awards ceremony.

As for dating Damimi?

Fuck,

Who has such a rich imagination?

Don't be silly and bully Lenovo.

He couldn't answer these two questions well,

It belongs to the kind that gets darker and darker.

Just turn a blind eye,

Instead, he smiled and said:

"Today we will not go to Garen, but today I will take everyone to see Fengshui.

see him say that,

The netizens in the live broadcast room were not happy:

"Fuck, Master Fa, we don't want to change the subject, tell me quickly, are you dating Da Mimi?"

"That's right, my damn curiosity."

"I've seen Da Mimi pull your clothes, and you touched Da Mimi's hand."

"Just admit it, and we will bless you."

"After the baby is born, I will definitely pack a big red envelope."

Looking at these lingering bullet screens,

Yang Lin is also speechless, and can only resort to a big killer,

"If anyone is pestering this topic, don't blame me for entering his homepage.

As soon as this remark came out,

The barrage in the live broadcast room was silent for a moment,

After a while, someone said in a dazed voice:

"Well, what did you say just now, Master Fa? Let's see the scenery today?"

"Looking at the scenery is good, I like watching the scenery the most."

"Wow, what a beautiful car...... Oh no, Master Fa, where do you sit?"