I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Netizens discovered that,

Yang Lin's camera flickered,

It seems to be still moving.

see friends ask questions,

Yang Lin simply switched the lens to the rear camera,

After turning around half a circle with the phone, I said:

"Today we were invited to go to the countryside to help people see Feng Shui, and this is Ku who came to pick me up.

As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage burst out laughing.

"Pfft~~~"

"Isn't this just a bouncing car? Laugh to death."

"Master Fa, your car is a bit lucrative, hahaha."

"Don't say it, you really don't say it."

"I think it fits Fa Ye's wild and unruly temperament, haha."

"Look at what Xiaoxiao has turned into. Hey, Xiaoxiao, how are you?"

A group of netizens couldn't live with laughter.

Yang Lin is also speechless,

It seems that the matter of buying a car has to be put on the agenda.

Next time if this happens again,

Just drive your own car.

But having said that,

He doesn't have a driver's license yet, so he has to take a driver's license test first.

that's all,

Yang Lin started the live broadcast and started interacting with netizens,

Live for a while,

A netizen named Panglong suddenly posted a barrage saying:

"Fat Ye, Fa Ye, can you tell your fortune? I want you to tell my fortune."

Yang Lin happened to see this barrage,

There was a movement in my heart.

He still has 30 missions to eliminate disasters.

If the fat dragon didn't mention it, he didn't even remember it.

So he nodded and said:

"Yes, what do you want?"

Other netizens take a look:

"I'll rub it, can Master Fa still tell fortunes?"

"Isn't fortune-telling a skill only for fortune-tellers? Kefa, you are a Mr. Yin and Yang!"

"That's right, cross the border, right?"

"Laugh, how can my Dafa master's methods be understood by ordinary people like you?"

Yang Lin also ignored the barrage of these netizens, but directly opened Lianmai,

a moment later,

After successfully connecting with Panglong, a man's voice came out:

"Fa...... Hello, Master Fa.

Yang Lin laughed and said:

"Well, you are also good, what do you want to be? Tell me!"

Fat Dragon stammered and said:

"I...I... Master Fa, I've been so unlucky recently, I want Master Fa to figure it out for me, why am I so unlucky!"

When netizens heard it, they were happy.

"What's wrong with you, let us have fun by telling it."

"That's right, say it and let everyone be happy.

"Say it quickly, I'm waiting to laugh."

Yang Lin smiled and said:

"Okay, tell me your name and date of birth, you can private message me."

Although his arithmetic does not have the horoscope of birth date, he can still calculate,

But with the birthday horoscope, it can be calculated more accurately.

A moment later, 913 sent a private message.

Yang Lin clicked to open it,

It was Panglong who sent his name and date of birth.

Panglong's original name was Qi Hongqiang,

Judging from the horoscope of my birthday, I am forty-six this year.

After reading it, Yang Lin started arithmetic,

Unexpectedly, he almost laughed out loud.

Qi Hongqiang said he was unlucky,

He originally thought it was an adjective,

Who would have thought it was true.

When Yang Lin paid attention to Sister Fox,

This guy is actually in Sister Fox's room,

And, those snacks that caused sister fox's food poisoning,

Or he sent it.

After the fox sister died,

Although the final investigation revealed that he did not intend to kill,

Primary responsibility was also awarded to food producers.

But in the end,

He still has a certain responsibility,

The family members came to the door, but they had no choice but to pay 300,000 in the end.

This is the end of the matter.

And after all this fuss,

His wife also knew that Panglong went outside to pick up girls,

I ran to his unit, and a large-scale tearing scene came,

His face was full of flowers when he was caught.

They are still arguing about divorce every day.

Originally here,

He was unlucky enough,

But I didn't expect that more unfortunate things were yet to come.

Driving in a car accident, being hit by a car while walking,

Even when going to the toilet, there are people throwing firecrackers to explode shit,

He gave him a face.

come out and find someone

Not only did no one find it, but they also strayed into the women's restroom,

I was beaten up as a hooligan and perverted,

Etc., etc,

It can be regarded as a standard teaching material for unlucky ones.

It's fun to watch Yang Lin.

"You...you are really unlucky."

Yang Lin smiled speechlessly at this scene.

A kind of netizen saw it, became curious, and quickly asked:

"Fa Ye, Fa Ye, what have you figured out, tell us quickly.

"That's right, Master Fa, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together."

"Speaking out makes us happy."

What Yang Lin didn't want to say at first,

But on second thought,

He also needs to complete 30 missions to eliminate disasters,

Isn't this just the best time to advertise?

So I asked:

"Panglong netizen, can you tell me?"

Although Qi Hongqiang asked Yang Lin for fortune-telling,

But that was also a whim, in fact, I still have some doubts in my heart.

After all, I have never heard of Fa Ye telling fortunes before.

By saying so, he could just as well know whether Master Fa's calculations were accurate or not.

"There's nothing I can't say, I'm unlucky enough anyway."

Yang Lin nodded and said:

"Your bad luck stemmed from a pink and white peach blossom luck. You spent 100,000 yuan, but in the end you almost got involved in a life lawsuit, right?"

When Panglong heard this, he was stunned.

When he was dating the fox sister, he spent exactly one hundred thousand, no more, no less.

And since that time, accidents have continued.

"Yes, Master Fa, you are so right."

Fat Dragon said with a shocked tone.

When other netizens listened,

Huh?

The tone of voice seems to be right?

Quickly launched a barrage:

"Fat Lord, what is pink and white peach blossom luck? I know peach blossom luck is pink, never heard of white ones?"

"That's right, Mr. Fa, explain it to me."

Seeing this, Yang Lin said:

"General love luck is indeed pink, and pink love luck generally has no sequelae.

"But there is a kind of peach blossom luck that is white in the powder, and the white in Fengshui is mainly a sign of death."

"Ordinary people, if they are lucky enough to be lucky with the white in the powder, they will definitely be involved in a life lawsuit."

"Actually, it's also commonly known as Peach Blossom Evil."

When Panglong heard this, he was startled.

Isn't that what I thought?

Didn't he just date the fox sister,

Did you get into a lawsuit from the people?

"I see, it seems that I will try my best to avoid getting lucky in the future.

"That's right, we can't see it, who knows if there is white gas."

"Scared, I just beat up my boyfriend and told him to go away."

"Damn it, the scumbag upstairs."

Yang Lin smiled and continued:

"You don't have to worry too much, this kind of peach blossom with white in the powder is very rare, and it's hard to meet."

"How did the fat dragon meet?"

someone asked.

Yang Lin was also at a loss for words, and said speechlessly:

"It can only be said that he was unlucky.

"Grandpa, you can continue talking."

Fat Dragon said.

Yang Lin shook his head, and continued:

"After that time, you started to get unlucky, and there were many disputes. Not only did you lose a lot of money, but your marriage was also in crisis."

"Afterwards, car accidents and accidents happened to you one after another, and you still have a plaster cast on your right leg, right?"

As soon as this remark came out,

Panglong was stunned.

What Yang Lin said is absolutely right, he is lying in the hospital now,

There's a plaster cast on the leg.

And it happened to be the right leg.

my God.

fat dragon feeling creepy,

He even looked around,

See if Master Fa is hiding beside him.

Fa... Master Fa, what you said is so accurate, I am convinced. "

Fatty is trembling.

Netizens listened,

Also shocked.

"Damn it, it was really hit by Master Fa?"

"No way, Quanzhong? My God, Master Fa is so awesome."

"Panglong, are they all down?"

"I was shocked, it turns out that there is such a thing as fortune-telling in the world."

And at this time, the fat dragon battle belt asked:

"Master Fa, then... what should I do?"

He has now completely trusted Yang Lin,

Everything was on point, down to the plaster cast on his right leg.

Fuck, it's outrageous.

Yang Lin thought for a while and said:

"How about this, I will teach you the five ghosts send evil method, you follow it and leave.

"Master Fa, tell me quickly, I remember."

Fat Dragon's voice trembled.

When other netizens heard it, they also became interested, and launched barrages one after another:

"Five ghosts send evil? Fuck, I haven't heard of it, I've heard of five ghosts carrying it."

"I feel very excited, and the strange knowledge will increase again."

"Listen carefully, this is Fa Ye's undisclosed secret. (bdfg)" Silence. "

Fat Dragon was afraid that he would not be able to remember,

I want to take a piece of paper and write it down,

But after searching for a long time, I couldn't find it.

Just hang the nurse on the shelf,

The list used to record the bottle was torn down.

"Fat Master, tell me, I'm listening."

Yang Lin says:

"I'll say it again, remember, don't make a mistake."

"Okay, Master Fa, I will definitely write it down carefully."

Yang Lin cleared his throat, and then said:

"When you get home, you find a new little bowl,

Grab five pinches of uncooked rice with your right hand and put them in a small bowl, then grab five pinches of cooked rice and put them in.

Then crack a raw egg in it,

Be careful to discard the egg shells, and don't stir the eggs in the bowl.

Just keep it as it is.

Then you take out the small bowl and send it to an uninhabited intersection or a secluded field,

Burn some paper money first, then turn the small bowl over and break it.

Or break it with a stick or a kitchen knife,

After smashing the bowl, go back,

Remember not to look back, just go home and close the door. "

After a pause, Yang Lin continued:

"Remember, you have to breathe three times before using raw eggs,

Then take the raw egg and turn it clockwise three times on your head,

Then you can break it into a bowl, remember?"

(Five ghosts send evil methods, readers, don't try randomly, I will not be responsible for anything)

"Yeah, remember Master Fa."

Fat Dragon answered quickly.

He recorded what Yang Lin said verbatim on the paper.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room is also a bit explosive:

"Fuck, it sounds so evil

Where's the door? I'm afraid"

"It seems quite human, there is a kind of creepy feeling."

"Me too, it sounds evil."

"I also wrote it down, and I will try it tonight.

Yang Lin saw the barrage in the live broadcast room,

Just smiled and said:

"I advise other people not to try it. This kind of thing varies from person to person. Don't let Xie send it away, but recruit you instead."

"Ah? I can still recruit, what the hell, thanks to Master Fa's reminder, I'm going to try it at night.

"That's right, thank you Fachu.

Someone asked:

"Then under what circumstances can it be used?"

Yang Lin says:

"Panglong is haunted by evil spirits, that's why a series of unlucky things happen, and the five ghosts send evil method is just suitable.

"But not everyone is in the same situation as him, so don't try it lightly."

Qi Hongqiang's bad luck,

In fact, to put it bluntly, it originated from the peach blossom evil between him and the fox sister.

They ate the snacks he gave and died,

Can you not complain in your heart?

Naturally, there was resentment.

In fact, this is usually not the case,

in the eyes of the wise,

Just send it away.

But if you don't know how to do it, or simply ignore it,

As time goes by, the problem becomes bigger.

Maybe he died because of it.

Fortunately, this fat dragon has long been his fan,

As a result, I got Yang Lin's guidance,

Just do it and you'll be fine.

This can be regarded as a cause and effect.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard what Yang Lin said, they all sent bullet screens:

"Strange knowledge has increased again. Thank you Faye."

"Thank you Master Fa, I just found out today that besides the five ghosts carrying, there are also five ghosts sending evil.

"so amazing."

Fat Dragon also said:

"Thank you Faye, I will do as you said tonight."

Lianmai was then discontinued.

After a while, a system prompt appeared in the live broadcast room:

"Ding! Fat Dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute!"

Yang Lin smiled,

He is a man of knowledge.

I also know that I will leave after the hexagram is settled.

I have to say something here,

In the future, if you find someone to tell your fortune,

After counting, no matter how much,

You must pay the fortune teller Guajin.

Ten thousand is not too much, and ten yuan is not too little.

But it must be given.

Otherwise, you will have to give the other party a wish

Don't know where and when it will be.

At that time, it might be a big event.

Of course, except for that charlatan,

You can beat yourself up.

after a while,

The car finally stopped in a small village.

"First... sir, here we are."

Yang Lin turned off the live broadcast,

jumped off the cart,

Then he hugged Lin Xiaoxiao who was almost in a daze,

Then he looked at Cao Weishuan's home.

Cao Weishuan is the man who drives a tricycle.

This is a small town on the edge of Jiang Cheng,

The name of the village is Caojiazhai.

this look,

Yang Lin frowned.

Cao Weishuan's house was built halfway down the hillside,

Behind is a dirt hill with a steep slope,

The slope is full of weeds.

But in front of the gate is a rugged ravine,

The inside of the ditch is bare,

no water, no trees,

It's all weeds.

Especially the mountain behind the yard,

From the appearance, it looks a bit like a person sitting there,

With open arms.

Because Caojiazhai Village was built on the Sichuan Road,

usually windy,

Even if it is sunny today,

Yang Lin could feel the cold wind blowing.

Let's not talk about anything else,

Just talking about the terrain of Cao Weishuan's house,

In terms of feng shui, it is terrible.

Feng Shui books say:

The terrain of the Yangzhai should be wide, comfortable, flat and upright, and it is safe to hide the wind and get the water.

The yang house is the residence of the living, and the yin house is the tomb of the dead.

The construction of Yin and Yang two houses has been built, and the principles of mountains and rivers regulating qi and qi gathering and dispersing are all the same.

Yang Junsong, a famous Fengshui master in the Tang Dynasty, said:

"Ask Junyang House to live in peace. This is the same as the grave. There is no grave and auspicious house, and the house is no different from the Yin land."

It is said that the principles of building a house for the Yang house and the house for the Yin house are the same.

They all pay attention to gathering and dispersing qi.

If the Yangzhai is located in a valley, it is most forbidden to pass the wind.

Because the wind blows, the qi disperses, and the dwelling is uneasy.

Among them, concave wind is even worse.

If the concave wind blows from the left side to the Qinglong side, the long house will suffer.

If the concave wind blows to the right side of the white tiger, the small house will suffer,

The fulfillment is the same as the cemetery.

Yang Lin just glanced at it,

It is known that Cao Weishuan designated the elder son as the accident.

For the concave wind comes from the east,

from the west,

It should be the appearance of the long house being victimized.

So he said lightly:

"Old Cao, has something happened to your eldest son?"

"ah?"

Cao Weishuan's eyes widened instantly. .