I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"First... sir, you... how do you know?"

Cao Weishuan looked at Yang Lin dumbfounded.

He has two children,

The eldest is twelve years old and the youngest is eight years old.

are boys,

The younger son is fine, but the older son has been born since he was born.

not very safe,

When I was a kid, it wasn't from the hillside - rolling down,

Just fell into the well and nearly drowned.

I can't wait until I'm 12 years old,

I thought it would be fine if it was bigger.

The results are even more outrageous,

It's better to stay at home,

as long as you go out,

No matter how big or small, something is bound to happen.

I can't go to school, and the school is scared.

In the end, I had no choice but to bring it back and raise it at home.

But even so,

It never stopped,

No, some time ago I got up at night and went out to pee,

I don't know what surprised me,

After coming back, he has been talking nonsense and delirious.

I have seen many doctors, but they are all at a loss.

In the end, the old man in the village pointed out,

Said it might be a matter of feng shui,

Tell him to find Mr. Yin Yang to take a look.

But he has asked all over the place,

But I can't find a gentleman who understands Feng Shui,

In the end, I can only run to the city to try my luck,

As a result, I heard something from the passers-by who made the funeral all the way.

In the end, after asking all the way, I came to Yang Lin.

And since he met Yang Lin,

In addition to saying a name,

He didn't say anything else.

Even if he has a son, he didn't even mention a word.

Who knew that this gentleman only took one look at their house after getting off the car,

Knowing that something happened to his eldest son,

This...isn't this amazing?

At this moment, Cao Weishuan felt like he had found a treasure.

"Sir, please show me!"

Cao Weishuan stammered with shock on his face.

Yang Lin was noncommittal, just said:

"Go see your son first!"

Cao Weishuan opened the door,

Several people entered the yard,

At first glance, it is very clean and tidy,

The firewood in the corner is also neatly stacked,

Just like a knife cuts,

Looks like a man who can live a life.

Three rows of rooms in the yard,

Arranged in North, East and West.

Moderate,

It's just that the northern house,

But it was built under a wall dug straight down from the backing mountain.

Yang Lin shook his head, but said nothing.

Instead, he went straight into the upper room on the north side.

After entering, I saw a middle-aged woman with a sad face sweeping the floor,

Seeing Yang Lin coming in, he was taken aback.

Cao Weishuan hurried in and explained that this is the invited gentleman.

He introduced to Yang Lin that this is his wife.

The woman obediently went to pour water,

There is a kang against the wall in the right corner of the upper room,

The northerners used to tamp down the soil to make the foundation of the kang,

building a kang,

The fire is simmering below, and when the kang is hot, people will be comfortable for a night's sleep.

If patients with rheumatism can sleep on the kang every day,

That's the best.

But the most annoying thing about this kind of kang is that it keeps burning,

And it's not safe and clean either.

So it was gradually eliminated.

It's basically a bed now.

On the kang lay an eleven or twelve-year-old child,

Eyes closed, face pale,

Breathing is short and rapid.

As soon as Yang Lin saw it, she felt confident.

The poor baby is too unlucky.

Not only the feng shui of the Yangzhai should be on him,

And it's even worse,

Just bad luck.

But it's not surprising to think about it,

As I said before,

The sunken wind strikes from the East Green Dragon,

The green dragon should be upon him,

This person's yang energy is weakened,

Naturally, it is easy to be possessed by evil spirits.

Yang Lin took out his mobile phone to check the time,

It's only six o'clock in the afternoon,

So Cao Weishuan said to the eager Cao Weishuan:

"I know what's going on. You find a big rooster, a handful of yellow rice, and buy two candles and a handful of incense. I'll see your son at ten o'clock in the evening."

Cao Weishuan hurriedly nodded and left.

There is no big cock in his house, so he can only find it in other neighbors' houses.

See if you can find it.

nothing to do,

Yang Lin took Lin Xiaoxiao out of the gate,

Climb along the trail to the mountain behind.

Lin Xiaoxiao asked in a low voice:

"Boss, why wait until ten o'clock in the evening.

Yang Lin laughed and said:

"If you want to trouble someone, don't you have to wait for them to go home? They are not here now, who are you going to trouble with?"

Lin Xiaoxiao nodded with a half understanding.

The two of them went up along the narrow path,

Finally came to the top of the mountain.

In fact, it is not appropriate to say the top of the mountain.

Because the unique topography of the northern region is thousands of ravines,

Looking at the past, it seems to be a whole plain,

But looking up from above,

You will find that it is all grooves.

Caojiazhai is in a huge ditch,

Commonly known as Sichuan Road.

Below you can see the mountains,

In fact, after climbing up, it is just a plain.

As the saying goes, it is called Yuanshang.

standing on the plateau,

Yang Lin and Lin Xiaoxiao looked into the distance,

I saw a place far away across the Sichuan Road,

It feels very cool.

The two have been living in the city, where there are many tall buildings,

I can't usually see very far,

Then you can see the horizon at a glance,

Immediately, I felt a mighty aura rushing towards my face,

The mind is wide open.

Yang Linyi felt it and chanted loudly:

"Ah, Jiangshan is so proud, it has attracted countless pee pee pee, what the hell!"

It turned out that the wind was too strong, and the king took a mouthful.

And Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't straighten up from laughing a long time ago.

Mojing.

Qi Hongqiang pushed open the door and rushed into the kitchen hopping on one foot.

During this time, his wife Liang Hongying, who didn't deal with him very much, sneered:

"What's wrong, burned your butt?"

Qi Hongqiang ignored her,

Instead, he took out the record sheet that the nurse had been searching for for a long time,

Look carefully:

"Find a small bowl first, um, this one is fine."

He took a small stainless steel bowl used by his son and muttered.

If Yang Lin sees this, he can beat him to death on the spot.

what,

Can you smash this stainless steel bowl?

Fortunately, Qi Hongqiang is not too stupid after all,

He quickly reacted again.

"Oh, Master Fa is talking about a new small bowl, but this one is used."

he shouted:

"Hongying, do we have a new small bowl at home?"

Liang Hongying walked over and said angrily:

"What do you want a small bowl for?"

"Disaster relief, good wife, is there any?"

Qi Hong said flatteringly.

What happened last time hasn't passed yet,

He was a little bit better at coaxing grandpa and grandma.

Can you not laugh with me?

"Qi Hongqiang, stop smiling with me here, our affairs are not over yet, once I finish the divorce agreement, you sign it for me immediately.

Liang Hongying sneered, took out a brand new small porcelain bowl from the cabinet, and threw it in front of Qi Hongqiang.

"Easy, light."

Qi Hongqiang quickly grabbed the bowl in his hand.

"Five pinches of uncooked rice..."

Qi Hongqiang looked at the paper in his hand and muttered,

Then in the rice bag, I grabbed five healthy rice and put it into the bowl.

"Well, there are five pinches of cooked rice."

It happened that Liang Hongying had steamed the rice, so Qi Hongqiang turned on the rice cooker,

Went to catch rice, and ended up giving him a loving grin.

In fact, Yang Lin did not make it clear at the time,

He meant yellow rice, but Qi Hongqiang understood it as white rice.

But in fact, the effect is the same, as long as it is five grains.

Liang Hongying didn't know what the hell he was doing,

Standing by and watching suspiciously.

"For an egg, take three breaths, and then circle clockwise...  

Qi Hongqiang - after doing so, break the eggs,

Also put it in a bowl.

"Okay, let's go out now.

He looked at the records on the paper again, and after confirming that they were correct,

Holding the kitchen knife, he limped out.

"What the hell are you doing?"

After all, a husband and wife are together, although Liang Hongying still has anger in her heart,

It can be seen that he ran out with a kitchen knife, and he was worried after all.

After hesitating for a while, he still followed.

Entered the elevator, went down to the courtyard of the community,

Then out of the district again,

But when he came to the street, Hong got worried.

Yang Lin asked him to find an uninhabited intersection,

Or in the secluded wilderness.

But this is the magic capital, you don't count if you don't block it to death,

Where is there any unpopulated intersection.

Fortunately, I finally found a park near their home,

This is the solution to his problem.

This park usually has old men and old ladies exercising in the morning,

Not many people now.

found a crossroads,

Qi Hongqiang began to mutter again:

"The next step is to burn.....Damn it, did you forget to buy paper money?"

Qi Hongqiang was dumbfounded,

He even forgot to buy paper money.

For a while, I don’t know if it’s okay to go to buy paper money now,

Shadow does not affect casting.

At that time, I was sweating profusely.

Liang Hongying, who had been following behind him, asked in surprise:

"What the hell are you doing?"

Qi Hongqiang suddenly felt as if he had grasped a life-saving straw,

He grabbed his wife's hand and said anxiously:

"Hongying, please help me buy some paper money, please? Please.

Liang Hongying didn't want to talk to him at first,

You can see his pitiful appearance,

With a soft heart, he rolled his eyes and left.

after a while,

She bought a stack of paper money and threw it to Qi Hongqiang.

"Hey, let me tell you first, this is not forgiving you, I just want to see what the hell you are doing.

"Thank you wife, thank you wife."

Qi Hongqiang wished he could hold Liang Hongying and eat two mouthfuls,

get paper money,

Qi Hongqiang lit the paper money with a lighter, and after burning,

And according to Yang Lin's instructions,

turned the bowl over,

He smashed it hard with a kitchen knife.

when!

a soft sound,

The small bowl shattered,

Qi Hongqiang suddenly felt his body lighten,

It seemed as if something had left his body.

However, in his heart he still kept the advice of reporter Yang Lin,

"Turn around and go, don't look back, don't look back."

His face paled slightly,

He got up and took his wife and walked back.

Liang Hongying was confused by him:

"Old Qi, what the hell are you doing?"

"Don't talk, just move forward."

Qi Hongqiang dragged his wife to speed up his pace, and it seemed that his feet didn't hurt so much anymore.

at this time,

The two of them suddenly heard a strange sound coming from behind.

Liang Hongying was taken aback, and just about to turn around,

I heard Qi Hongqiang screaming:

"Don't look back, don't look back!"

‥...ask for flowers...

Liang Hongying was taken aback, looked at her husband again,

I found that his face had turned blue, and his eyes were full of fear.

The hand holding her was trembling.

Inexplicably, Liang Hongying felt a little pity in her heart,

Involuntarily grasped his hand.

He quickened his pace and walked back.

after a while,

There was that strange voice behind me again,

It was like the wind, and it seemed like someone was talking.

I can not hear you.

Qi Hongqiang trembled even more.

He dragged his wife and walked forward without looking back.

If it weren't for the inconvenient legs, I would almost run away.

Liang Hongying was also frightened by his state,

I subconsciously feel a chill down my spine,

It seems that something has been following them.

that's all,

The two panicked and walked forward desperately,

Entered the community, entered the elevator,

Didn't dare to turn around.

Even in order not to see the scene behind from the reflection on the wall,

Both of them lowered their heads and closed their eyes.

while in the elevator,

The two felt the temperature around them drop rapidly,

Seems like it's winter.

Even Liang Hongying felt wrong this time,

The body began to tremble, sending out a gurgling sound.

Terrified.

Don't dare to breathe.

the elevator arrives,

The two smeared and opened the door,

Immediately shut the door after entering.

And the moment they were closed,

A long sigh was heard between the two of them.

There was no movement after that.

Leaning against the door, the two were shocked.

Especially Qi Hongqiang,

People were almost scared to death.

The two of them stuck to the door and panted for a long time,

Liang Hongying felt a little better,

He stared at Qi Hongqiang and asked:

"what happened?"

Qi Hongqiang took a few breaths,

Then he stammered and told Yang Lin about his affairs,

Said exactly.

After finishing speaking, he put his arm around Liang Hongying's shoulder apologetically and said:

"Hongying, I...... I'm sorry for you, can you forgive me?"

Liang Hongying was suffocating in her heart,

Those who are determined to divorce him,

But at this time, I don't know why, but I always feel weak in my heart.

After hesitating for a long time,

Only then did she forcefully twist the flesh around Qi Hongqiang's waist and asked sharply:

"Then do you still dare?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare again."

Qi Hong was overjoyed and said quickly.

"Hmph, let me tell you, it's not over, it depends on your performance."

"Oye, my wife forgive me, Oye!!"

Qi Hongqiang immediately hugged Liang Hongying.

"Oh, what are you doing? Who's going to forgive you, let me down quickly, your legs, your legs are still not healed.

[Ding! It is detected that the host helps others to eliminate disasters and solve problems through arithmetic, and the amount of task completion +1]

System sound comes out.

Yang Lin, who was standing in Cao Weishuan's courtyard and looking at the stars, was taken aback for a moment.

Call up the system task to see,

In the fifth stage of the task, the task of helping people eliminate disasters and solve difficulties with arithmetic has become 1/30.

It seems that Qi Hongqiang listened to his words,

Use the five ghosts to send evil methods, and send away the evil spirits in the body.

He originally thought that as long as he helped others fortune-telling, he could complete the appointment.

Now it seems,

They actually have to wait until they are really all right,

Only when the task is completed.

It's quite troublesome.

Yang Lin shook his head, looked at the time,

It was exactly ten o'clock at night.

Open it up!

"Little one, light the candle."

he said loudly.

There is a table in the yard,

A big rooster is lying on the table.

A bowl of yellow rice is placed in front of the big rooster,

Lin Xiaoxiao heard the words and lit the candles on both sides with a lighter,

Then quickly retreated.

Yang Lin stepped forward, holding a handful of pine incense in his right hand,

When he wiped the cock's leg with his left hand, a handful of blood came out.

The rooster felt the pain and cried a few times.

Yang Lin wiped the incense with his bloody left hand,

The original yellow pine fragrance is soaked,

Subsequently,

Yang Lin put the pine incense stained with rooster blood on the candle,

Strange to say,

The pine incense that should have been stained with blood should be damp and difficult to ignite,

But the stick of incense in Yang Lin's hand only touched the candle flame once,

were all set on fire,

After the incense is lit,

Yang Lin stuck it directly on the bowl of yellow rice,

Then he took the bowl and strode into the upper room on the north side.

On the kang, Cao Weishuan's eldest son, Cao Xiaolong, seemed to have sensed something,

Although eyes are still closed,

But it is constantly struggling.

Fortunately, Yang Lin tied his hands and feet in advance,

Otherwise, I am afraid that I would have struggled by now.

See Yang Lin come in,

Cao Weishuan said nervously:

"Great...Master, my son him"

"Step aside!"

Yang Lin said with a blank face.

Cao Weishuan quickly took a few steps back,

He looked at his son with a worried face.

Yang Lin came to Cao Xiaolong's side, after a glance,

Then he patted hard on his neck.

"Karma!!"

Cao Xiaolong's neck was hit, and he opened his mouth wide in response to stress.

It's too late, it's too soon,

Yang Lin sees the timing,

Directly stuff the burning pine incense into Cao Xiaolong's mouth. .