I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"Xiao Xiao, don't worry about those lights, cook me a bowl of noodles first.

In Yang Lin's small room,

Looking at Lin Xiaoxiao who was busy setting up the live broadcast room for him,

Yang Lin felt hungry again.

Since I ate the instant noodles cooked by Lin Xiaoxiao last time,

He felt as if he fell in love with this bite,

I feel bad if I don't eat for a day.

And since I learned that Yang Lin is going to Douyu to participate in the rookie show,

Lin Xiaoxiao has been busy setting up the live broadcast room for Yang Lin,

He even spent a huge amount of money—89.9 yuan—to buy Yang Lin a fill light and a live broadcast bracket for live broadcast.

For her little money fanatic,

But it's a rare big deal.

"Oh, this is the first show of teasing fish, and there are stars, anyway, it looks a bit like it."

Lin Xiaoxiao said dissatisfiedly,

Looking back, I saw Yang Lin's hair was messed up again,

He quickly brought the comb over to comb Yang Lin's hair.

"Okay, okay, it's not a blind date, you cook me a bowl of noodles first, or you will faint from hunger during the live broadcast later."

Yang Lin said with a smile.

"Eat, eat, eat, boss, how do you know how to eat every day?"

Lin Xiaoxiao muttered a few words,

In desperation, I had to cook noodles for him first.

It turns out that the ordinary instant noodles are gone,

I had no choice but to make Kang Shuaifu barrel-packed noodles for him.

The live broadcast starts at seven o'clock,

And it's already past 6:40, and I still need to eat noodles,

Really.

Xiaobian made instant noodles for Yang Lin,

While complaining.

While waiting, Yang Lin was idle and bored,

I turned on my phone to read the messages from netizens on his homepage,

"Grandpa Fa is going to kill the whole country and the world.

"The Funeral Army, gather, gather, and I'll brush up Faye's face soon."

"Bloodwash to tease the fish."

"Could Faye reveal first, who will be there tonight?"

"Can Master Fa pay attention to the one-handed whore teacher, this Jill has been pigeonholed for a long time."

"Fuck, let him make up the time before he whoring the teacher.

"The werewolf upstairs."

"I feel like Douyu's tens of millions of anchors are going to freak out."

"Zhou Shuyi said come on, I am not a dumb bride."

Looking at the comments of netizens,

Yang Lin also couldn't help laughing,

To say that these netizens are really talented.

He was just going to tease the fish for a live broadcast,

Just talk about marching to tease the fish and kill the whole country.

Is it so exaggerated?

I'm serious about going live.

As for live content,

Yang Lin thought about it all,

Um,

Let's lead everyone to watch other people's live broadcasts,

Easy and effortless.

no need to worry,

As for whether you like it or not,

That's your business,

I didn't ask you to see it, did I?

Just thinking about it happily,

Lin Xiaoxiao brought the Kangshuaifu noodles up,

Yang Lin Yi sees,

Hey, this is not right.

Why is it in a barrel,

And it's Kang Shuaifu?

Is the copycat so outrageous?

Why don't you give me another bottle of Rebecca.

"Hurry up, boss, it's almost seven o'clock, and the live broadcast is about to start."

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the time and said anxiously.

She's never seen anything like this,

It's going to be live at seven o'clock,

But my boss is still leisurely,

I can't see any tension.

I also have noodles.

On the contrary, she was in a hurry,

It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry to die.

Yang Lin is helpless,

Kang Shuaifu is Kang Shuaifu,

Something is better than nothing,

"What's the rush, just start the broadcast when the time comes."

Yang Lin started blowing unhurriedly while eating noodles.

Don't tell me, it tastes pretty good.

Looking at the way Yang Lin's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water,

Lin Xiaoxiao was itching with hatred.

But there was no other way, so he could only help him with the equipment for the live broadcast.

while at the same time,

In the data hall of Douyu North Area Building,

Hundreds of staff are making final preparations for the event.

Those who are busy are going around.

For this event, they have been busy for more than a month,

Work overtime every night until late at night,

Just to attract traffic to the platform,

Be busy, be busy,

Will this activity have the desired effect?

The staff is also beating drums in their hearts.

"How is the contact with Yang Mi? Is she ready?"

"By the way, monitor the data flow at any time to ensure that there are no problems.

in the office,

Jiang Xue issued orders one after another,

It is also very busy.

Everything seemed to be in place,

But just before the broadcast,

But found that there are still many problems urgently need her to solve.

It's hard to wait for everything to be arranged properly,

look at the time,

Only ten minutes left to start the event.

Jiang Xue rubbed her numb forehead,

He waved his hand and called the assistant over.

"How's the situation now~~?"

The assistant looked at the tablet in his hand,

Carefully said:

"Since yesterday, the download volume of the platform has suddenly increased by 16 percent.

Registrations are also on the rise. "

Hearing the assistant's report,

Jiang Xue breathed a sigh of relief,

"It seems that we did a good job in the pre-publicity work of this event, attracting many new users."

The assistant smiled wryly upon hearing this.

"No...not Mr. Jiang,"

"The increase in downloads and the increase in the number of new users is not because of our promotion, but because of..."

Speaking of which,

The assistant smiled wryly again,

Then he continued, "It's because of that funeral."

"Since it was reported on the Internet that he will participate in tonight's rookie show, our platform's downloads have suddenly soared."

Jiang Xue froze for a moment, then said in disbelief:

"No way, you mean the increase in downloads and registrations,

Not because of our propaganda,

But because of him, Master Fa?"

The assistant nodded:

"While this may sound unbelievable, it is true that

Ninety percent of new users download and register because of him. "

Jiang Xue still couldn't believe it:

"Is his user stickiness so high? What does the data analysis side say?"

"I didn't expect it from the data, but according to common sense,

If the anchor switches live broadcasts, he can bring up to 40% of the fans.

This half of the fans have to be multiplied by the 25% viewing rate.

And all the way to the funeral has more than 10 million fans in Douyin,

plus time and other factors

If you do the math,

He can basically bring less than one million online traffic tonight. "

After Jiang Xue listened to the report, she nodded and said:

"It's already very good to have this amount of data in the first show."

"In this way, you can push him a three-level traffic pool and get a million-level transmission line.

live streaming platform,

For anchors with different numbers of fans,

The flow given is different.

Small anchors give less traffic,

Big anchors give more traffic.

This is also a matter of course,

Moreover, the three-level traffic pool, the million-level line,

For a dry funeral,

Absolutely enough.

Jiang Xue thought silently.

Besides, her main focus tonight,

Actually not on Yang Lin,

"Go and confirm with Yang Mi again, to ensure that at eight o'clock, I can show up on time.

she ordered.

While Jiang Xue was busy with tonight's live broadcast,

at the same time,

In a warmly decorated room,

Although there is still an hour before she starts broadcasting,

But she is always punctual,

I don’t want to live broadcast my debut for the first time,

It gives a bad impression of being late.

At this time, Yang Mi's manager Ruo Jie came in from the outside,

said:

"Mimi, get ready. Tonight is your first live broadcast, and it is also the first time our company has cooperated with Douyu. We must ensure the quality of the live broadcast later."

modern society,

The network is so developed,

The traditional film and television industry has been impacted by the live broadcast industry,

already showed signs of decline,

Cooperation between traditional stars and live broadcast platforms,

Nothing new either.

If you don't see me, Xiang Tai,

Have you also started live streaming?

so,

When Douyu Platform contacted Yang Mi Studio this time,

As Da Mi Mi's agent,

Sister Ruo thinks this is an excellent opportunity for Yang Mi to enter the live broadcasting industry,

So I agreed immediately.

certainly,

This is different from the expensive notification fee given by Douyu,

It also has a lot to do with it.

"Well, I know, sister Ruo, I will pay attention to it.

After putting on makeup, Da Mimi smiled sweetly and said.

"There is still an hour, take advantage of this time,

you prepare again

I'll go to chat with Douyu again, and try to get everything free. "

Sister Ruo walked out after finishing speaking.

As a result she just left,

Reba ran in secretly.

This girl happened to be fine today,

I heard that Da Mimi is going to start a live broadcast,

I couldn't help the curiosity in my heart, so I was going to watch Da Mi Mi's live broadcast.

"Hey, sister, let's see what delicious food I brought you."

As soon as Reba came in, she presented a bag of snacks like a treasure.

Da Mimi saw that it was her favorite chocolate.

She sneaked a peek outside the door first,

After discovering that Sister Ruo didn't pay attention to her,

Then he peeled off one happily and put it in his mouth.

Artists have to manage their bodies,

Food requirements are very strict,

It's not like ordinary people can eat whatever they eat.

They must be supervised by the broker.

Because chocolate is easy to gain weight,

Usually, sister Ruo doesn't let her eat,

Only when sister Ruo has passed the recitation, will she secretly eat a little.

"Why are you here? Otherwise, you can live broadcast with me later."

Yang Mi usually eats chocolate, while playing with Reba.

Although Reba is an employee of her company in name,

But the relationship between the two has always been very good,

Not real sisters, better than real sisters.

"Okay, okay, I just have nothing to do today, I will live broadcast with my sister in a while.

Reba said happily.

"no!"

"You can sit and watch, but you can't be on camera."

At this time, sister Ruo walked in,

Just heard what Reba said, and said.

It was Da Mimi who signed the agreement with Douyu,

Reba didn't sign the agreement,

Free publicity for Douyu,

Sister Ruo can't do it.

looking back,

I found that Yang Mi's mouth was bulging,

beside

With chocolate wrappers on the side,

Immediately his eyes widened:

"Are you stealing chocolate again?"

Yang Mi quickly swallowed the chocolate,

He and Fatty stuck out their tongues and sniggered.

"Okay, okay, get ready, the event over there is about to start, you should watch other people's live broadcasts to get familiar with it.

Sister Ruo shook her head and didn't care anymore.

6:59,

Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to snatch the instant noodle bowl from Yang Lin several times,

But all ended in failure.

This guy ate a bowl of noodles for ten minutes,

Didn't even eat half of it.

Seeing that there is only one minute left to broadcast,

She was dying of anxiety.

But my boss still ate the noodles in a leisurely manner,

It seems that the live broadcast is not taken seriously at all.

And just when she wanted to grab noodles again,

It's seven o'clock,

A private message from Douyin's official notification of the launch of the broadcast,

It also popped out from the computer screen.

Looks like it hasn't started yet,

It shows that Yang Lin's live broadcast room has 360,000 viewers,

Lin Xiaoxiao said that she was speechless.

".々Forget it, I don't care about you."

As Yang Lin's only live broadcast assistant at this time,

Lin Xiaoxiao angrily clicked the broadcast button.

"Wow, Faye finally started broadcasting. I've been watching for almost an hour."

"No, just wait and see Faye Online Garen.

"Brothers of the Funeral Army, get rid of the trapped objects.

"That's right, I can't weaken my Master Fa's cards."

"Whoa, Master Fa, I love you.

"Fat Master is awesome, how many are you planning to have tonight?"

As soon as it started broadcasting,

The barrage frantically floated out from one side,

The fans looked at the screen with great interest,

can then,

They found out that something was wrong.

Because Yang Lin on the screen,

At this time, I was holding a big red paper bowl,

hula hula paw pull,

While eating, while breathing,

And on that paper bowl,

The words "Kang Shuaifu" are clearly written on it.

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room was still for a moment,

Then netizens burst into laughter:

"Pfft, I can't stop laughing!"

"Eat instant noodles live, only one portion."

"It has to be my father, Fan Xuan is so foreign.

"I, Rebi, applied to play."

"You are taking my nutrition hotline as an inappropriate person."

"What the hell did I say?"

"Baishi-Cola application was introduced.

Netizens expressed that they laughed too hard.

others live broadcast the first show,

They all wish to make themselves the most beautiful,

Show the best side to the audience,

But he is fine, eating instant noodles,

It's still a copycat.

Just don't be too awesome.

But don't tell me, it's just such a hair master,

It made his fans feel very comfortable and heartwarming.

Ever since,

Netizens just put it there and watch Yang Lin eat fake instant noodles,

It was a joy to eat.

Mouth full of oil.

And at this time,

The number of people in his live broadcast room has reached 70W,

And it's still growing at an incredible rate.

7055...

750,000......

8055...

905...

Soon, the data in Yang Lin's live broadcast room approached the 100 (okay) 10,000 mark.

Then the netizens who came in saw Fa Ye was eating instant noodles with his head down,

They also called the cards directly,

It has to be my father.

Have you ever seen a million people watching while eating instant noodles?

Anyway, they have never seen

Some passers-by who didn't know the truth came in to have a look,

It was found that nearly one million people watched the anchor eating instant noodles,

People are stupid.

And Yang Lin's fans are also suffocating,

No barrage,

Passers-by behind see,

Fuck,

what the hell

So many people watch and eat imitation instant noodles,

and still so quiet,

Don't have another mystery.

No, I'll have to watch it for a while.

These people also dare not post barrage,

Instead, quietly watching Yang Lin eat instant noodles,

Then, a strange scene appeared in the live broadcast room:

The anchor on the screen was eating fake instant noodles,

Millions of netizens watched quietly.

I'm afraid Douyu has set foot in the live broadcast business since

Have never seen such a bar.

North District Building,

After the debut event,

All the staff started to get busy,

Changes in the traffic of the tense detector platform.

Jiang Xue also became nervous,

He kept checking the reports of his subordinates.

Sudden,

A staff member hurried into Jiang Xue's office,

"Boss Jiang is not well,"

"In the rookie show channel, the traffic data of a live broadcast room exploded, and the server was overloaded.

"The number of people online just now has reached one million, and it is still growing."

Jiang Xue was taken aback when she heard the words, and said in surprise:

"That live broadcast room? Did Yang Mi live broadcast in advance?"

It's only been broadcast for less than ten minutes,

when she wants to come,

Only big stars like Yang Mi,

In just ten minutes,

Reach millions of online viewers with Baru.

"Didn't you tell the other side? Eight o'clock, eight o'clock on time,

Wouldn't it disrupt our plans if we entered the market early?"

Jiang Xue said dissatisfied.

"No, it's not Yang Mi, it's the one who made the funeral all the way!"

The staff said with sweat profusely. .