I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"ha?"

Jiang Xue felt a little confused for a moment.

I wonder if I heard wrong.

"Who did you just say? Say it again!"

She felt that she must have heard wrong.

A dry funeral?

Breaking through one million online users just after opening?

What about playing?

Jiang Xue didn't believe it at all.

"It's the one who came from Douyin and made a funeral all the way. Netizens call him Master Fa."

This time Jiang Xue heard clearly,

But I heard it clearly, but I found it incredible.

The event started in less than ten minutes, right?

One million online viewers?

And a dry funeral?

She really wanted to ask the staff member a word,

That is,

Are you kidding me?

After confirming with the staff,

She found that the man had not lied to him,

was surprised and said:

"Is this person's user stickiness so high?"

She thought about it and said:

"Okay, change him to a service line with a level of two million.

"If it's okay, go out first.

After speaking, she was ready to get down to work.

She has a lot of things in her hands now,

Yang Lin is not the only one.

Although she was a little surprised to have a million online at the beginning,

But this kind of thing is not unheard of.

She was only slightly surprised by Yang Lin's user stickiness.

But after he finished speaking, he found that the staff member was still standing and did not leave.

"Didn't you ask you to change the line for two million? Didn't you hear clearly?"

She said with some dissatisfaction.

The staff smiled wryly and said:

"No, Mr. Jiang, it's already broken two million.

Wang Defa?

Jiang Xue exclaimed.

Come in from the staff and report to him,

It's only been two or three minutes,

That's two million?

Are you kidding me?

Is this Master Fa's charisma so strong?

"Then give him a three million line!"

Jiang Xue said quickly.

The current line of Yang Lin's live broadcast room is 1 million,

And now the number of people online is two million,

It will definitely explode.

But at this moment, someone outside suddenly shouted:

"What's going on, why did you suddenly get all cards?"

"Fuck, there's a guy on the rookie show channel who has more than 3 million online viewers, and now it's going to 4 million.

"Who? So awesome?"

"The ID is... All the way to the funeral? What the hell?"

"Are you sure this is the newcomer?"

"Fuck, the server is about to collapse."

hearing these voices,

Jiang Xueren was numb.

She heard only one number: four million.

a dry funeral,

dealing with the dead,

Within ten minutes from the start of the live broadcast,

4 million people online in the live broadcast room?

And crash the server directly,

Horse riding has never seen such a thing.

Jiang Xue felt her scalp go numb. 540 "Quickly apply to the headquarters for a line of 500 square meters for him.

"No, it's better to give it directly to the first-level line."

"quick!"

A few minutes later,

The platform freeze finally disappeared.

At this time, the park personnel in the data hall were also threatening each other.

a rookie debut,

In just ten minutes, someone can,

The service is almost dry.

When have they ever seen such a thing?

Don't say I've seen it, I haven't heard it.

And this guy is said to be Mr. Yin Yang who sells funeral supplies.

It's just unbelievable.

Jiang Xue, who was relieved, didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

But anyway,

The flow must have gone up.

Just now the headquarters praised her on the phone.

Said that he did a good job in the activity, and the server exploded so quickly.

But she wanted to cry without tears,

I really didn't do anything,

That guy is really just from a wild anchor.

It has nothing to do with her.

To calm down the shock,

Jiang Xue suddenly became very interested in Yang Lin,

"Give me his picture and let me see what he is doing that can attract so much online traffic.

Jiang Xue said.

soon,

Yang Lin's live broadcast was picked up.

And when the screen of Yang Lin's live broadcast room was connected to the big screen in the data hall,

Including Jiang Xue, all the staff were dumbfounded.

"Eat... eat instant noodles?"

"Is it still a copycat?"

"Kang Shuaifu?"

"Millions of people watched him eat fake instant noodles?"

"What the hell is this horse riding?"

"I'm numb."

finally,

Yang Lin swallowed the last mouthful of noodles,

I also finished the soup happily.

"Xiao Xiaobie has a gourmet system, right? The cottage noodles are so delicious.

Yang Lin doubted.

anyway,

This world is about the same,

Is it almost seven o'clock,

He's still going live.

Then he looked up,

Suddenly dumbfounded.

Fuck.

When does the live broadcast start?

How can he not know?

And there are so many people online,

I count,

tens of millions,

Damn Jill,

five million people?

Five hundred people watched him eat instant noodles for more than ten minutes?

My own famous name.

this dead little

I don't know to remind myself,

Her wages must be deducted later.

Yang Lin wanted to cry, but quickly hid the instant noodle bowl in front of him,

Embarrassedly greeted the camera:

"Hi, good evening everyone."

"Puhaha, Master Fa has finished eating instant noodles?"

"By the way, where did you buy Master Fa's instant noodles? They look delicious, and I want to eat them too.

"That's right, you can ask for the fragrance through the screen."

"Father, you can put the little yellow car on the shelf, my mother asked me to buy a few barrels.

"Hahahahaha, Master Fa looks so cute."

"Shocked face, I took a screenshot, and now I have this emoji."

"Speaking of which, our Master Fa has a lot of cards, and it's only been less than ten minutes, and there are five million people.

"That's right, I went to see it just now, and the other new anchors are only around a hundred thousand at most."

"That year, Lord Fa had his hands in his pockets, and he didn't know what an opponent was."

"This division is invincible."

See Yang Lin finally finished his instant noodles,

The barrage in the live broadcast room was blown up by netizens.

after embarrassment,

Yang Lin glared at Lin Xiaoxiao who was giggling,

"This month's bonus is gone."

Yang Lin said angrily.

"Ah? No, boss!"

Lin Xiaoxiao's face immediately collapsed.

"Fuck, Boss Fa is bullying Xiaoxiao again."

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoxiao, come to my shop."

Netizens complained about Xiaoxiao one after another.

For these barrage on the screen,

Yang Lin pretended to turn a blind eye,

He said to the screen:

"Okay, we've finished eating the instant noodles, so let's start the live broadcast."

If this is heard by other anchors,

Absolutely pissed off blood.

okay.

I'm so full of tricks that I'm almost stripping,

Only tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of viewers.

but you are better off,

I ate instant noodles,

More than five million online,

Do other people live.

"Wow, I've been waiting for a long time, Master Fa, what are we doing tonight?"

"Let's get to work, Mr. Fa."

"Tell me the number, how many will we have tonight?"

"Otherwise, let's go and prostitute the teacher."

"Damn it, the upstairs will be reworked, but I like it."

Immediately, netizens shouted one after another.

Yang Lin looked dumbfounded,

Why do I feel that these people are more evil than myself?

Looking forward to him every day.

But having said that,

He is indeed looking for clients,

otherwise,

Where does the economic income come from?

The hole that gave Du Wenming his life before has not been filled yet.

"Okay, let's make an advertisement first."

"Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after death, and you can get a 10% discount if you book in advance. Please be sure to send funerals along the way."

As soon as this remark came out,

The barrage in the live broadcast room disappeared instantly.

The screen appears blank,

It seems that this sentence has some strange magic power.

half an hour

,

A netizen weakly posted a bullet screen:

"Well, Master Fa, can you stop saying this, we are afraid."

"That's right, Lord Fa, my heart stopped beating just now."

"The clothes are all soaked."

S was pinched off by me and went home. "

"Fa Ye, let's not bring such a playful person, okay?"

All of a sudden, the netizens in the live broadcast room posted bullet screens one after another,

Said that he was scared to pee.

Yang Lin feels wronged,

I really just want to advertise,

and nothing else,

Why are you all like this?

If I don't advertise, where do I get my business from?

Lack of business,

How can I eat instant noodles?

Yang Lin said he was really innocent.

"Well, since you don't like it, then I won't say it.

"But what should the live broadcast do? How about you give me an idea?"

When netizens heard this, they poured out a lot.

After all, you are the anchor, and I am the anchor, hello.

How can an anchor let the audience make up their minds?

Do you have any professionalism?

Also drunk.

For a long time, Yang Lin didn't wait for the (bdac) suggestion from netizens,

Without any choice,

He had to say:

"Well then, I don't know anything else anyway, so I'll just take you to watch other people's live broadcast."

"Okay, okay, I like to go to the ward rounds with Master Fa."

"Let's get started, let's go to the ward round."

"Yes, watching the live broadcast, it's exciting to think about it.

"It's okay, Master Fa, I just love to watch you watch other people's live broadcasts."

"The Burial Army set out, and not a single blade of grass grew."

And Yang Lin looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room,

It's also a bit dumbfounding.

Speaking of which, what tastes do these fans of mine have?

You come to my live broadcast room,

Do you just want me to take you to watch other people's live broadcast?

He also no longer pays attention to the barrage of netizens,

Instead, take the fans directly,

Started the rounds tour.

Because he chose to record the live broadcast,

The screen on the computer will be broadcast live synchronously.

then,

A very strange scene appeared on the rookie show channel,

An anchor with more than 5 million to nearly 6 million online viewers

The people in the live broadcast room were actually watching other people's anchors one after another.

It provoked some passers-by to say that they were numb.

"Weakly ask one

Sentence, what anchor is this?"

"Watching other people's live broadcast live, I am convinced."

"A batch of 6."

"It's the first time I've seen a live broadcast like this, and I can only say, Klass is awesome."

And for these people's questions,

Yang Lin's fans simply ignored him.

They are all busy watching Master Fa lead them to watch other people's live broadcast,

How can I be free?

at this time,

Yang Lin has already clicked into the room of a certain dancing lady.

The water friends in his live broadcast room saw,

eyes are red,

like crazy,

A swarm of bees swarmed into that young lady's room,

The young lady saw that millions of people suddenly came,

Everyone was terrified.

She is a rookie anchor,

Where have you seen such a battle?

It's hard to speak,

"Happy... welcome to the new live broadcast... friends in the broadcast room.

But before she finished speaking,

I saw the barrage pouring out crazily:

"Run, miss."

"Grandpa Fa is here, right in your live broadcast room.

"If you don't run, you will have a feast, so run quickly.

"You're going to mess with Miss Sister."

"Does Miss Sister have a boyfriend? It's a pity."

"Or you can do a striptease for Master Fa."

The young lady who watched was so stupid that she couldn't even speak.

But Yang Lin just looked at it for a while,

silently exited the studio,

then,

Yang Lin's fans launched another barrage:

"Goodbye, miss."

"Treasure what is in front of you."

"Oh, I can't finish the meal."

"Young lady, you don't need to striptease."

"goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, they all ran away with a hula.

Leaving the little sister messy in the wind.

how many times,

Many live broadcast rooms were blasted by Yang Lin.

Although his intention was not to explode,

But just looking for customers.

But it caused the fact that it exploded.

Several newcomers with poor psychological endurance,

Looking at the barrage that fills the screen,

I was so scared that I slipped away, and I didn't dare to play it again.

It left a serious trauma to the young mind.

And just when Yang Lin brought millions of fans to check the house,

In that warmly decorated studio,

Da Mimi and Reba were staring at the screen and giggling.

"Why is this person so interesting? First he ate instant noodles live, and then he watched people live live. It's so interesting."

Reba covered her mouth and kept laughing.

Because it's not yet time for Yang Mi's live broadcast,

So take a break from your busy schedule,

The two huddled on the sofa and watched the live broadcast.

Looking at it, it was a coincidence that I entered Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

at the very beginning,

The two entered Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

When I found out that there were millions of fans watching,

I thought what the anchor was doing.

As a result,

I was actually eating instant noodles,

It's still the kind of cottage.

It looks delicious,

Let the two call out that they don't understand.

It made Yang Mi and Reba want to make two barrels of Kangshuaifu to try.

Then aroused strong curiosity.

If curiosity killed the cat,

It's not true at all,

The two are curious together,

just don't leave,

Instead, I squatted in Yang Lin's live broadcast room and watched,

I want to see why Yang Lin can attract so many viewers.

I don't know

For the next ten minutes or so,

The number of people has risen to five or six million,

But Yang Lin is still eating instant noodles,

It was a joy to eat.

"I'm afraid this is not a food broadcast."

Yang Mi still guessed like this.

After finally waiting for him to finish eating the instant noodles,

The two thought he would broadcast something new.

Unexpectedly,

for the next period of time,

He actually took millions of fans to go round the house,

And I also picked the kind of girls who dance in yoga pants,

this is not

Several young ladies were frightened by him and went down the air.

"This person is good or bad, sister, what do his fans mean by those words?"

Reba blinked her big puzzled eyes and asked.

"I don't know, I don't know anything about the live broadcast industry either.

Yang Mi also didn't understand what Yang Lin was doing.

shook his head and said.

"Okay, you two stop muttering, get ready, the broadcast will start soon.

Sister Ruo walked in and shouted.

It's seven fifty now,

It's Yang Mi's turn to play soon.

Besides Yang Lin,

I spent half a day on the newcomer channel,

But not even a single client was found,

Let him secretly cry bad luck.

As for the fact that several young ladies were scared off by him,

Yang Lin said that he didn't know that at all.

He is innocent.

There is nothing to do in the rookie area.

At this time, the number of people in his live broadcast room had risen to seven million.

The first place in the proper newcomer area,

Leave the second place far behind.

His data, even if it goes to the public,

I am afraid it is also in the top few rows.

I feel that the newcomer area is meaningless,

And after finding no target customers,

Yang Lin simply led the fans into the public area.

And just entered the public area,

He saw a live broadcast room hanging high above the live broadcast hall.

There is a name displayed on it:

Da Sima!

Yang Lin paused,

The mouse moved over the live broadcast room. .